This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, December 21 2017

06:00Futurama Farnsworth Parabox The Planet Express crew goes to a parallel universe made accessible by Professor Farnsworth's latest experiment. (S5, ep 10) 
06:30Futurama 300 Big Boys When every Earthican receives a windfall of three hundred dollars, each decides to spend it in a unique way. (S5, ep 11) 
07:00Futurama Spanish Fry When Fry succeeds in retrieving his nose, which was taken by aliens, a more precious appendage of his is placed in peril. (S5, ep 12) 
07:30The Simpsons The Itchy And Scratchy And Poochie Show Ratings are down so Itchy and Scratchy are forced to add a new character called Poochie to the line-up and Homer is cast in the new role. (S8, ep 14) 
08:00The Simpsons Homer's Phobia A gay antique dealer becomes friends with the Simpsons after discovering their campy collection of art and furniture. Featuring the guest voice of John Waters. (S8, ep 15) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Brother From Another Series Sideshow Bob is released from prison on the condition that his brother takes care of him. Guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. (S8, ep 16) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons My Sister, My Sitter After doing a great job watching the Flanders children, Lisa becomes the town's most popular babysitter. (S8, ep 17) Also in HD 
09:30Modern Family Express Christmas The clan are sad to find they can't celebrate Christmas together this year. Unless, that is, they bring the holiday forward... Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Lifetime Supply Phil fears the worst after a check-up, and Jay and Manny's father-son day is interrupted. Benjamin Bratt and Philip Baker Hall guest. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Egg Drop It's dad versus daughter when Jay and Claire help out with a school project. Mild sexual references/flashing images. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
11:00Big Cats... ...An Amazing Animal Family. Patrick Aryee comes within a whisker of some of Earth's most majestic predators on a stunning journey through the feline family tree. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
12:00Terry Pratchett's Going Postal Richard Coyle & David Suchet lead an all-star cast in this third outing into Sir Terry Pratchett's magical Discworld. Can a second class crook become a first class hero? (Part 1 of 2) Also in HD 
14:00Terry Pratchett's Going Postal Richard Coyle & David Suchet lead an all-star cast in this third outing into Sir Terry Pratchett's magical Discworld. Can a second class crook become a first class hero? (Part 2 of 2) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family The Wedding, Part 2: Everything that could go wrong has for Mitch and Cam and their disastrous big day. Can this season finale can turn things around? Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Long Honeymoon Cam and Mitch return from their honeymoon and adjust to married life as season six of the Emmy-winning US comedy gets under way. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Lisa, Bart and Homer suffer from nightmares after eating too much candy. 
17:30The Simpsons Homer buys Lisa a pony that the family can ill afford. Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Taste Of Freedom In celebration of Freedom Day, Dr Zoidberg eats the Earth flag, for which he is sentenced to death. In retaliation, the Decapodians enslave the entire world. (S5, ep 4) 
18:30The Simpsons Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Homer buys a new brand of milk, which has major effects on Bart and Lisa. Plus, Bart attempts to woo his new teacher. (S27, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Much Apu About Something Having given up pranking, Bart can't resist returning to his trickster life when Jay transforms the Kwik-E-Mart. (S27, ep 12) 
19:30The Simpsons Love Is In The N2-O2-Ar-Co2-Ne-He-Ch4 Professor Fink plays matchmaker when he creates an algorithm to make the lonely people of Springfield fall in love. (S27, ep 14) Also in HD 
20:00Gwen Stefani's You Make It... ...Feel Like Christmas. New. Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter Gwen Stefani hosts her very own Christmas special, featuring music performances and fun holiday-themed sketches. Also in HD 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own Christmas Spe New & Exclusive. Festive fun is on the menu as James and the boys invite Nigel Havers, Kriss Akabusi and David Seaman to a Yuletide party at Jack's country pad. Also in HD 
22:00New: RUSSELL HOWARD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL New & Exclusive. Comedian Russell Howard welcomes a special guest as he celebrates the heroes and mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own Xmas... ...Special. James Corden, Freddie Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp and Jack Whitehall are joined by Dennis Taylor and Gary Barlow for a Christmas episode of the comedy sports quiz. Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with entrepreneur Richard Branson. Stand-up from Phil Ellis. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:00A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Nick Grimshaw, Niall Horan and Kirsty Gallacher for more sports trivia fun. (S11, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:00David Attenborough: Micro Monsters Conflict Sir David Attenborough explores the macroscopic world of bugs and, in this first episode, finds out how its residents outwit their enemies to survive. (Ep 1 of 6) Also in HD 
02:30The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
03:30David Attenborough: Micro Monsters Family Join Sir David Attenborough as he zooms in on a set of bugs who prefer cooperation to conflict, from the burrowing cockroach to a queen bee. (Ep 5 of 6) Also in HD 
04:00Attenborough's Wild City With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (3 of 3) Also in HD 
05:00Big Cats... ...An Amazing Animal Family. Patrick Aryee witnesses gravity-defying 'catrobatics', tests a cheetah's speed and explores the odd-looking Pallas's cat. (2 of 2) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Bend Her It's the 3004 Olympics and there's all kinds of cheating going on. Bender will do whatever it takes to win gold, even if it means having a sex change... (S5, ep 13)