This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, December 24 2018

06:00Futurama Benderama Season eight kicks off with a crisis when the Earth is overrun by increasingly tiny Benders. Guest starring Patton Oswalt as Giant Unattractive Monster. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama Neutopia After overhearing Fry and the gang bickering about the superiority of the sexes, an annoyed alien teaches them a lesson via some neutering. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:00Futurama Xmas Story Fry and Leela find themselves targeted by a murderous robotic Santa Claus and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Featuring the voice of John Goodman. (S2, ep 4) 
07:30Futurama A Tale Of Two Santas When the gang accidentally freeze Santa (who is a robot intent on destroying Christmas), Fry revives the traditional image of the kindly bringer of gifts. (S4, ep 2) 
08:00Futurama Holiday Spectacular The Planet Express crew celebrate a trio of holidays, learning the meaning of X-mas, Robanukah and - of course - Kwanzaa. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
08:30New: Aliens Love Underpants And... Our underpants-loving aliens realise they have a famous pair that could halt Christmas for everyone! They jump into action to help Santa and save the day. Also in HD 
09:00Capital's Jingle Bell Ball New & Exclusive. Stars including Rita Ora, Liam Payne and Anne-Marie hit the stage in highlights from Capital's Jingle Bell Ball, the UK's biggest Christmas party, at The O2. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
10:00Capital's Jingle Bell Ball New & Exclusive. Stars including Little Mix, Jason Derulo, Jess Glynne and Cheryl perform at The O2 in highlights from Capital's Jingle Bell Ball, the UK's biggest Christmas party. (2 of 2) Also in HD 
11:00The Simpsons Missionary Impossible Homer is forced to become a missionary on a remote island after he pledges a large sum of money to charity. 
11:30The Simpsons Pygmoelion Moe undergoes plastic surgery and becomes a hot new soap opera star. 
12:00The Simpsons Moms I'd Like To Forget While Bart sets out to uncover the origins of a sword-shaped scar on his hand, Marge reconnects with three friends she fell out with years ago. (S22, ep 10) Also in HD 
12:30The Simpsons Flaming Moe Moe tries to keep his 'straightness' secret when he opens a gay bar, and Skinner falls for a new teacher. Guest starring Kristen Wiig and Alyson Hannigan. (S22, ep 11) Also in HD 
13:00The Simpsons Miracle on Evergreen Terrace When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family. (S9, ep 10) Also in HD 
13:30The Simpsons Grift Of The Magi When a corporation buys Springfield Elementary school, Lisa suspects there may be an ulterior motive. Featuring the guest voices of Tim Robbins and Gary Coleman. 
14:00Ratburger Zoe's dancing rat is in danger when burger van man Burt (David Walliams) earmarks it for his menu. Adaptation of Walliams' book starring Sheridan Smith. Also in HD 
15:30The Simpsons Tis the 15th Season It's Christmas and Homer vows to turn over a new leaf. But soon his kindness rivals Ned Flanders' and the neighbours battle for supremacy. (S15, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons Simpsons Christmas Stories In church, Homer tells his version of the nativity, Grampa wants revenge on Santa and Moe attempts suicide to the tune of the Nutcracker. 
16:30The Simpsons Xmas The Fight before Christmas Four wittily woven tales that, like egg nog with lashings of brandy, are sweet and sharp in equal measure. Pop princess Katy Perry guest stars. (S22, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Holidays of Future Passed Flashing forward 30 years, a grown-up Bart and Lisa have broods of their own and are back home to spend the holidays with Homer and Marge. (S23, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:30New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. 'Tis the 30th Season: Marge is keen to fix Christmas following a failed Black Friday shopping spree. But Homer and the kids surprise her with a trip to Florida. (S30, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:00New: The Queen And I New & Exclusive. The Royals end up living on a run-down cul-de-sac when power-mad prime minister David Walliams boots out the monarchy. Can one adapt? Samantha Bond and Johnny Vegas star. Also in HD 
19:30National Lampoon's Christmas... Film ...Vacation. Chevy Chase stars as the head of the hapless Griswold family, whose Christmas plans soon descend into chaos. Strong language/flashing images/stereo sound only. (1989)(93 mins) Also in HD 
21:30Micky Flanagan's Christmas New & Exclusive. What's a three-bird roast? And why the sudden need for a new sofa? Micky explores our craze for Christmas, finding some strange traditions along the way. Also in HD 
22:30Micky Flanagan - An' Another... ... Fing Live. New. Marriage, Saga holidays and Mary Berry get the Micky treatment in the cockney comic's sell-out stand-up show from the O2 Arena. Very strong language and adult humour. Also in HD 
00:30Trollied New & Exclusive. Gavin's in for a panic when his stag do turns messy and strands him in Dublin. Can his Valco mates get him to his and Cheryl's wedding in time? Also in HD 
01:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 6) 
02:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Santa Muerte: The team get caught in an ambush and it can only mean one thing: that someone on the inside is leaking intel to the cartel. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
03:00Late Late Show Best Of The Week ...Week. New & Exclusive. Catch all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with this special look at the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
04:00Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 9) 
04:30Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 10) 
05:00Futurama Benderama Season eight kicks off with a crisis when the Earth is overrun by increasingly tiny Benders. Guest starring Patton Oswalt as Giant Unattractive Monster. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Neutopia After overhearing Fry and the gang bickering about the superiority of the sexes, an annoyed alien teaches them a lesson via some neutering. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Xmas Story Fry and Leela find themselves targeted by a murderous robotic Santa Claus and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Featuring the voice of John Goodman. (S2, ep 4)