This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, September 29 2018

06:00Futurama Law & Oracle Fry packs in his job and becomes a police officer in the Future Crimes Division, only to find Bender in the frame for a not-yet-committed misdemeanour. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama The Silence of the Clamps Bender enters witness protection after seeing a vicious 'clamping' and testifying against the head of the Robot Mafia. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:00Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:30Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama Mobius Dick Problems arise when the Planet Express crew sail through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and encounter a four-dimensional killer space whale. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
08:30Futurama Fry Am The Egg Man Good intentions backfire when Fry hatches rather than scoffs his egg, only to be saddled with an unsightly, acid-spewing critter. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:00Drone Racing: Socal L.A - Finals The finals of the second stage of the 2018 Drone Racing League. Here, the thrilling, high-speed action arrives at the SOCAL Skate Park in Southern California. Ep. 4. Also in HD 
10:00New: Live - Soccer AM John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30Solo A Star Wars Story: Special A special preview of the latest instalment in the Star Wars canon, following the daring escapades of the young galactic scoundrel, Han Solo. Starring Alden Ehrenreich and Emilia Clarke. Also in HD 
12:00Modern Family The Wedding, Part 1: Celebrations are in order as Mitch and Cam prepare to tie the knot. Unexpected obstacles, however, threaten to ruin their big day. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
12:30Modern Family The Wedding, Part 2: Everything that could go wrong has for Mitch and Cam and their disastrous big day. Can this season finale can turn things around? Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
13:00Modern Family The Long Honeymoon Cam and Mitch return from their honeymoon and adjust to married life as season six of the Emmy-winning US comedy gets under way. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:30Modern Family Do Not Push Jay and Gloria celebrate their anniversary but can't decide on what kind of gift to give. The Dunphys, meanwhile, join Alex on her college tour. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family The Cold Phil tries to cover his tracks while editing Mitch and Cam's wedding video. Plus, 'manny' Andy (guest star Adam DeVine) is welcomed back into the fold. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family Marco Polo Cabin fever settles in when the Dunphys are forced to share a single hotel room. Cam, meanwhile, tries to keep his team's winning streak going. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00Soccer Saturday Pre-Match All the build-up to Saturday's football across the country, with all the latest news and talking points ahead of the day's games. Also in HD 
15:15Soccer Saturday Pre-Match All the build-up to Saturday's football across the country, with all the latest news and talking points ahead of the day's games. Also in HD 
17:15PL Greatest Games:Newc/Leics '97 A chance to relive a classic Premier League match. Here, Newcastle Unite host Leicester City in a seven-goal thriller at St James' Park in the 1996-97 season. Also in HD 
17:30Duck Quacks Don't Echo Join presenter Denise Van Outen, comedian Jason Manford and small-screen fave Richard Madeley as they share their nuggets of knowledge with host Lee Mack. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Singin' in the Lane: Homer and the guys reunite their old bowling team, only to end up in fierce competition with a team of arrogant millionaires. (S29, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Mr Lisa's Opus As future Lisa writes her college application essay for Harvard, she recalls past disappointing birthdays that helped shape her. (S29, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Haw-Haw Land Nelson gets jealous when Lisa falls for jazz pianist Brendan (voiced by Ed Sheeran). Meanwhile, Bart discovers he has a love for chemistry. (S29, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Frink Gets Testy Fearing Doomsday is coming, Mr Burns gets Dr Frink to test everyone to see who's worth saving. The results are a major shock to The Simpsons. (S29, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00S.W.A.T. Contamination Two terrorists. Four missing barrels of cyanide. One SWAT team. Hondo and co race the clock to find two men bent on killing millions in LA. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
21:00Ocean's Twelve Film George Clooney reassembles his team of conmen and heads to Europe to pull off a series of daring heists. Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt also star. Contains strong language. (2004)(120 mins) Also in HD 
23:25A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. James finds a funny way to stitch up Jamie as the boys welcome long distance legend Mo Farah, netball coach Tracey Neville and comedian Rob Beckett. (S13, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:25The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Casus Belli: Tom Chandler and his Nathan James heroes set sail for one last voyage when a crisis sparks a global war. Final series of the hit military thriller. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
01:20The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Fog of War: As the situation gets worse, the Nathan James sails headlong into a fight. But without modern weapons, the odds are stacked against them. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
02:10Stan Lee's Lucky Man It's do or die for Harry when Madame Cheung warns him that time is running out. Plus, an unexpected visitor arrives at his door. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
03:05Stan Lee's Lucky Man The odds are against Harry as he fights to get his old life back. Will this be his final gamble? The hit Sky original production concludes. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
04:00Road Wars Elite cops Rosie and Darren are at the centre of a dramatic manhunt through the back gardens of a posh estate while Chris and Simon face a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes. (S5, ep 5) 
05:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 1) 
05:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 2) 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD