This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, December 20 2017

06:00Futurama Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Having been exposed to a strange substance, the crew begin to act like teenagers and the Professor's attempts to cure them makes things worse. (S5, ep 7) 
06:30Futurama The Why Of Fry Nibbler enlists Fry to blow up evil brains bent on destroying the universe; Fry time travels into the past to prevent himself from being cryogenically frozen. (S5, ep 8) 
07:00Futurama The Sting Leela has a strange experience after being stung by killer bees while on a mission to collect ordinary honey. (S5, ep 9) 
07:30The Simpsons The Springfield Files X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate Homer's 'extra-terrestrial encounter'. Special guest voices: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson When Marge is kicked out of her investment club, she starts her own hot pretzel business. Guest starring Jack Lemmon and Joe Mantegna. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Mountain Of Madness Employees of the nuclear power plant go on a mountain retreat to learn about teamwork. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious: The Simpsons hire a Mary Poppins-like nanny when Marge becomes overwhelmed by the demands of being a housewife. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:30Modern Family Treehouse Gloria gives Jay an ultimatum, Cam takes a bet too far and Phil builds a treehouse. Guest starring Chazz Palminteri, Kevin Hart and Leslie Mann. Mature themes. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family After The Fire When a neighbour's house burns down, the gang roll up their sleeves to help, but their best-intentioned plans don't run smoothly. Mild language/sexual references. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Punkin Chunkin It's Thanksgiving, but the clan aren't feeling thankful. Phil can't help thinking about what could have been, before Mitch offends Cam. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
11:00Attenborough's Wild City With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (3 of 3) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Kupale (Defender): The team investigate when a man is found murdered in the jungle. NFL's Shane Victorino and champ speed skater Apolo Ohno guest. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Lekio (Radio): The team turn to a retired NYPD bomb expert to solve the murder of a famous talk-show DJ. Guest starring Academy Award nominee James Caan. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Head of the Snake The team learns that Nate Getz is working with an infamous crime leader when he fails to check in during an undercover operation. (S7, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00Golf's Funniest Moments A chance to revisit some of golf's most amusing moments. Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Message Received Mitch and Cam struggle to cope with the spiralling cost of their wedding. The Dunphy kids, meanwhile, play a prank on Phil and Claire. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Wedding, Part 1: Celebrations are in order as Mitch and Cam prepare to tie the knot. Unexpected obstacles, however, threaten to ruin their big day. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer falls asleep on the job, unaware that a nuclear melt- down is occurring in the plant. Also in HD 
17:30The Simpsons Bart and Lisa try to re-unite Krusty The Clown with his estranged father, Rabbi Krustofski (Jackie Mason). Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Route Of All Evil Planet Express faces competition from a rival company started up by Dwight and Cubert. Meanwhile, Bender has something potent brewing. (S5, ep 3) 
18:30The Simpsons Paths Of Glory Lisa bids to save the reputation of Springfield's first woman inventor. Marge and Homer begin to suspect that Bart could be a sociopath. (S27, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Barthood Bart goes from boyhood to adulthood in a coming-of-age story chronicling his life from six years old to a fully accomplished young man. (S27, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Girl Code There are major consequences for hubby Homer when Marge posts a photo online. Stephen Merchant lends his voice. (S27, ep 7) Also in HD 
20:00New: Michael Buble's Christmas... ...In Hollywood. Michael BublÚ's festive TV special features a host of musical performances and skits alongside a cast of celebrity friends, including CÚline Dion and Tori Kelly. Also in HD 
21:00The Rock Film It's up to FBI scientist Nicolas Cage and federal prisoner Sean Connery to stop a turncoat general from destroying San Francisco. Strong language/violence/flashing images. (1996)(132 mins) Also in HD 
23:40The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with actor and comedian Greg Davies. Stand-up from Desiree Burch.(S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
00:40A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Harry Redknapp, David Walliams and Johanna Konta in the hilarious sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:40NCIS: Los Angeles The Seventh Child The team attempt to reach out to a child who is in grave danger when they uncover a terrorist cell that's brainwashing children. (S7, ep 19) Also in HD 
02:40The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:40David Attenborough: Micro Monsters Reproduction Sir David Attenborough reveals how different bugs usher in the next generation, including the butterfly and harvestman spider. (Ep 4 of 6) Also in HD 
04:05Attenborough's Wild City With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
05:00Big Cats... ...An Amazing Animal Family. Patrick Aryee comes within a whisker of some of Earth's most majestic predators on a stunning journey through the feline family tree. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Farnsworth Parabox The Planet Express crew goes to a parallel universe made accessible by Professor Farnsworth's latest experiment. (S5, ep 10)