This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 4) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 5) 
07:00Monkey Life There's a special delivery as Alison goes to collect a group of five loris, all the way from Hong Kong, and orang Gordon shows off his skills on the high wire. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Orang-utan Lucky is moving home while young woolly monkey Lucas is causing concern. Little chimp Thelma is up to her usual tricks. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00Animal House Documentary shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. Contains scenes of animal injury. (S1, ep 7) 
08:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 8) 
09:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 1) 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 2) 
10:00Modern Family The Cold Phil tries to cover his tracks while editing Mitch and Cam's wedding video. Plus, 'manny' Andy (guest star Adam DeVine) is welcomed back into the fold. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Marco Polo Cabin fever settles in when the Dunphys are forced to share a single hotel room. Cam, meanwhile, tries to keep his team's winning streak going. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
11:00Road Wars Astonishing footage including a man who takes his frustrations out on the camera when the police corner him, and a dramatic cross country police pursuit. Strong language. (S1, ep 4) 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Wehe 'ana (Prelude): Danny is on red alert when a coma patient and key witness in his last HPD case before joining Five-0 shows signs of waking. (S7, ep 23) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 He ke'u na ka 'alae a Hina (A Croaking By Hina's Mudhen): Five-0 race the clock when they get a tip-off that terrorists are targeting Oahu. (S7, ep 24) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Bank Job Special Agent Kensi Blye is held hostage when a bank is raided. Nothing, however, is as it seems as the thickening plot throws up neat surprises... (S1, ep 15) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Full Throttle The team investigate the demise of a young naval officer killed in an illegal street race. Meanwhile, Callen learns a few lessons at traffic school. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
16:00The Flash Crisis on Earth-X, Part 3: The superheroes team up to take on their most formidable foes yet when Earth-X villains crash Barry's wedding. Crossover event. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Whistler's Father Homer discovers that Maggie is a whistling savant and launches her baby celebrity career. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony. (S29, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Mobius Dick Problems arise when the Planet Express crew sail through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and encounter a four-dimensional killer space whale. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Fry Am The Egg Man Good intentions backfire when Fry hatches rather than scoffs his egg, only to be saddled with an unsightly, acid-spewing critter. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Frink Gets Testy Fearing Doomsday is coming, Mr Burns gets Dr Frink to test everyone to see who's worth saving. The results are a major shock to The Simpsons. (S29, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Homer is Where the Art Isn't Homer's caught in a fix when he is accused of stealing a million-dollar painting. Can a 1970s detective clear his name? (S29, ep 12) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage Homer and Marge take a trip down memory lane as they check out how their kids have changed their lives. (S29, ep 13) Also in HD 
20:00An Idiot Abroad Pilkington is sent on his final mission: to visit Machu Picchu in Peru. Along the way, Karl 'enjoys' an overnight stay in the Amazon jungle and meets some reformed cannibals. (7/8) Also in HD 
21:00New: The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Casus Belli: Tom Chandler and his Nathan James heroes set sail for one last voyage when a crisis sparks a global war. Final series of the hit military thriller. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Fog of War: As the situation gets worse, the Nathan James sails headlong into a fight. But without modern weapons, the odds are stacked against them. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Footballer Patrice Evra and comedians Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty join the boys. Look out for a performance James says is the best he's ever seen on the show. (S13, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00McGinley's Best Ever Ryder Cup Team Paul McGinley takes us through his ultimate European Ryder Cup team, using legends from past and present. Who will he select to take the 12 places? Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 7) 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Chinatown The team investigate when the executive officer of a high-tech submarine takes his life. In a twisting tale, they soon find themselves in pursuit of a hit man. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
03:00Stan Lee's Lucky Man Samuel Blake ups his game, forcing Harry to make a near-impossible choice. Meanwhile, the bracelet's power starts to wane. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash When Harry Met Harry The Flash is in need of an ally when Mina Chayton, a meta who can bring objects to life, hatches a disturbing plan. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Mobius Dick Problems arise when the Planet Express crew sail through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and encounter a four-dimensional killer space whale. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Fry Am The Egg Man Good intentions backfire when Fry hatches rather than scoffs his egg, only to be saddled with an unsightly, acid-spewing critter. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 6)