This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, February 28 2020

06:00Monkey Life Trouble brews when a fight erupts between the feisty female capuchins. Alison visits baby woolly monkey Paulo for the final time, too. (S3, ep 13) 
06:30Monkey Life Animal director Jeremy is concerned about chimp Ben, who has a nasty foot injury. Gibbon Tien, meanwhile, undergoes a major transformation. (S3, ep 14) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 4) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 5) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Bear & Angel and Lorelei Cesar enforces peace between two Alsatians determined to draw blood, and sorts out a nippy schnauzer who's keeping her owner's grandchildren away. (S5, ep 28) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 6) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Allegiance The team must pull together, including an Afghanistan-based Kensi, to defuse a terrorist plot sparked by the murder of a Financial Crimes agent. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles War Cries Danger looms for Nell when an investigation into a double murder takes a dark turn, while in Afghanistan, Kensi thinks she's found her mole. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho' Opa'i: Five-0 must track down an undercover cop bent on revenge. Sean Combs, rapper, music mogul and possessor of many stage names, guest stars. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho' Ohuli Na'au: Five-0 investigate when world-renowned photographer Renny Sinclair takes his last snap and is found dead in his trailer. Guest starring Rick Springfield. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver Macgyver must fix a sabotaged train if he's to save a whistle blower. He's got an armrest, a tooth pick and a curtain pole. Oh, and a rather genius idea... (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family New & Exclusive. Kiss and Tell: Is Manny's girlfriend real? Gloria tries to get proof he hasn't made her up. Haley turns to Mitch and Cam for some advice about Arvin. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family A Sketchy Area Phil drops by Luke's college and leaves with a big career idea. Mitch gets sketched in court... and he's not happy with how he looks. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Bart to the Future A Native American casino manager shows Bart a glimpse into the future... a time when Bart is an over-the-hill moocher and Lisa is the president. (S11, ep 17) 
17:30Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
18:00Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before The cast of the original Star Trek series guest star in an episode which sees Fry attempting to re-establish the banned sci-fi series on Earth. (S4, ep 12) 
18:30The Simpsons The Great Money Caper Homer and Bart become scam artists when the family is faced with the cost of a sudden car repair. Featuring the special guest voice of Ed Norton. (S12, ep 7) 
19:00The Simpsons HOMR Homer experiences a dramatic increase in intelligence when researchers remove a crayon lodged in his brain. (S12, ep 9) 
19:30The Simpsons Pokey Mom With Marge's help, an inmate (Michael Keaton) with artistic ability is paroled from prison. But when he gets a job at the elementary school, he clashes with Skinner. (S12, ep 10) 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Thanksgiving of Horror: Bart and co face a series of Thanksgiving nightmares, including an AI disaster, a risky space mission and a sentient cranberry sauce. (S31, ep 8) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. The Last Thanksgiving: Cam and Mitch's mates start to choose sides after they mistakenly think they've split up. Haley tries to cook the Thanksgiving dinner. (S11, ep 7) Also in HD 
21:00New: Intelligence New & Exclusive. A bored Jerry goes against Christine's orders and convinces the team to go after a hacker his own way. Comedy with David Schwimmer. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:30New: Intelligence New & Exclusive. GCHQ falls victim to a cyber attack, and Jerry thinks it would be great if the hacker joins the team. Mary prepares to see her ex. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00New: Late Late Show Best Of... ..the Week. New & Exclusive. Don't miss all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with weekly specials featuring all the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Russell Howard puts the world to rights with more celeb guests as he mocks the madness of the week's events. Series three of his sideways look at the news. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
00:00Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. The sci-fi comedy from Armando Iannucci continues. Hugh Laurie stars. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:35Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 3) 
01:05Hawaii Five-0 Powa Maka Moana (Pirate): Five-0 set sail when a group of wealthy spring-breakers are kidnapped and held to ransom by local pirates. All is not as it seems, however... (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Loa Aloha (The Long Goodbye): Five-0 track a deranged bomber with a grudge against the legal system. Plus, Danny receives a visit from his brother. Dane Cook guest stars. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Recovery Deeks finally tells Kensi how he feels about her, but, first, the pair go undercover at a rehab centre to investigate the murder of a naval IT officer. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:00Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
04:30Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before The cast of the original Star Trek series guest star in an episode which sees Fry attempting to re-establish the banned sci-fi series on Earth. (S4, ep 12) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 The Warrior Teal'c and Bra'tac join forces with a charismatic Jaffa who puts his dream of a Jaffa homeworld into practice and attempts to forge an alliance with Earth. (S5, ep 18) 
06:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5)