This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, September 27 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 6) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 7) 
07:00Monkey Life There's a woolly bundle of joy for Pacaja, but is it a son or a daughter? The slow loris demonstrate just how they got their name when the team try to weigh them. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Jeremy heads to Belgium to collect two new stumpies. The team get ready to say farewell to two much-loved gibbons, and young chimp Thelma gets the brush off. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
08:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 9) 
08:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 10) 
09:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 3) 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 4) 
10:00Modern Family Won't You Be Our Neighbor Nightmare new neighbours descend on the Dunphys, while Jay is furious to learn that Manny is dating the granddaughter of a rival. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Halloween 3: Awesomeland: Halloween may be Claire's favourite holiday, but, this year, she must pass the baton on to Phil. Jay, meanwhile, grows attached to his costume. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
11:00Road Wars Tonight's high speed chase sees the police racing through the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital. Also, police stop a speeding driver and realise he can't see! Strong language. (S1, ep 6) 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua mau ke ea o ka 'aina i ka pono (The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness): McGarrett risks his life in one of Five-0's riskiest missions ever. (S7, ep 25) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Na la 'ilio (Dog Days): McGarrett gets a visit from an ex-SEAL who's keen to join the task force. And, an ambushed drugs bust leaves just one unlikely witness. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Blood Brothers The team investigate when a Marine Gunnery Sergeant is killed by a gang armed with AK-47s. To get to the bottom of the twisty tale, Sam goes undercover. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD 
15:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 4) 
16:00The Flash Don't Run Iris faces a tough call when Caitlin is kidnapped by Amunet and Barry gets trapped in a speedster-proof prison. She can only save one. Who will it be? (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa gets a hearing aid and finally hears what everyone has been saying about him. (S29, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Tip of the Zoidberg Find out why Professor Farnsworth has stuck by Zoidberg for so long as flashbacks reveal just how deep the pair's friendship runs. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Cold Warriors Fry reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, prompting President Nixon to consider a radical remedy to stop the sniffles from spreading. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Fears of a Clown: Bart ruins Krusty's career when he takes a joke too far. As Bart heads to prankster rehab, Krusty tries his hand at 'serious' drama. (S29, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons No Good Read goes Unpunished Marge orders everyone to ditch their gadgets and head to the book store. Can it bring the family together? With Daniel Radcliffe. (S29, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons King Leer Marge, Homer and the kids discover Moe is estranged from his family and mount a grand plan to bring him and them back together. (S29, ep 16) Also in HD 
20:00Football's Funniest Moments 3 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. Also in HD 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. James finds a funny way to stitch up Jamie as the boys welcome long distance legend Mo Farah, netball coach Tracey Neville and comedian Rob Beckett. (S13, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00New: Sick Of It New & Exclusive. Karl Pilkington co-creates and stars in this comedy drama about a crotchety cabbie and his inner self, who's not shy about speaking his mind. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:30New: Sick Of It New & Exclusive. Karl comes to a big realisation when a noisy baby leaves him at the end of his tether. Smart Sky original production from Karl Pilkington. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00New: An Idiot Abroad Pilkington is sent on his final mission: to visit Machu Picchu in Peru. Along the way, Karl 'enjoys' an overnight stay in the Amazon jungle and meets some reformed cannibals. (7/8) Also in HD 
00:00Nick Dougherty's Ryder Cup Tips ...Ryder Cup Tee Time Tips. Sky Sports expert Nick Dougherty gives some golf tips from the 2018 Ryder Cup at Le Golf National in Paris, with analysis on improving your game. Also in HD 
00:30Thomas Bjorn Special Ryder Cup Captain Thomas Bjorn gives an insight into his life on tour and his hopes for this year's tournament as he plays a match against Sky's Nick Dougherty. Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 8) 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 A'ole e 'olelo mai ana ke ahi ua ana ia (Fire Will Never Say that It Has Had Enough): The team brings in a reluctant new recruit when an arsonist escapes prison. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
03:00Stan Lee's Lucky Man Suri and Harry team up to bring Blake and Gray down. Meanwhile, Blake finds a way to turn Eve against Harry - once and for all. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash Therefore I Am Barry comes face to face with Devoe. With her big day just a week away, Iris puts the final touches to her wedding. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama The Tip of the Zoidberg Find out why Professor Farnsworth has stuck by Zoidberg for so long as flashbacks reveal just how deep the pair's friendship runs. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Cold Warriors Fry reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, prompting President Nixon to consider a radical remedy to stop the sniffles from spreading. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 8)