This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, February 27 2020

06:00Monkey Life Nerves jangle as pregnant woolly monkey Piquita approaches her due date. The life of ruffed lemur Blue, however, hangs in the balance. (S3, ep 11) 
06:30Monkey Life A baby woolly monkey is tempted into the outside world by a banquet of tasty bugs. The keepers, meanwhile, plan a third meeting between Ben and Hananya. (S3, ep 12) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 2) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 3) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Seven, Sara, and Madeleine Cesar meets a hairy Houdini who can escape crates and get on to next door's roof, and a crazy Yorkie that attacks brooms and windscreen wipers. (S5, ep 27) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 5) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fallout Hetty's past catches up with her when the team try to track down a stolen anti-terrorism device, culminating in an off-the-books operation. (S5, ep 8) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Iron Curtain Rising The team are tasked to locate a war criminal using a false identity. Plus, Kensi learns the objective of her mission in Afghanistan. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ke Kinohi (The Beginning): Emotions run high when Mary Ann is kidnapped. As McGarrett sets out to find his sister, he stumbles upon clues to his mother's murder... (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kai E'e (Tidal Wave): A major tsunami is making its way to the island and the timing couldn't be worse: the resident expert has suddenly gone missing. Five-0 investigate... (S1, ep 15) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver X-Ray and Penny MacGyver escapes using a needle and his bare teeth when he's kidnapped by Murdoc. But how will he save the master assassin's next victim? (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Clash of Swords Mitch makes a fan faux-pas after sneaking out to Hero Con. Joe's party is ruined when Donna throws a better bash next door. Season finale. (S9, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family I Love a Parade Everyone meets up at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's playing a starring role. Haley sees off Arvin, before an old flame shows up. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Pygmoelian Moe undergoes plastic surgery and becomes a hot new soap opera star. (S11, ep 16) 
17:30Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa The Tree Hugger Lisa joins a group of eco-radicals in her attempt to save the city's oldest redwood tree. Guest starring Joshua Jackson. (S12, ep 4) 
19:00The Simpsons Homer vs Dignity As the Thanksgiving holiday approaches, Mr Burns hires Homer to be his 'prank monkey'. (S12, ep 5) 
19:30The Simpsons The Computer Wore Menace Shoes Homer uses his new computer to spread gossip on the internet... and eventually finds himself stranded on a mysterious island. (S12, ep 6) 
20:00A League Of Their Own Footballer Ashley Cole, Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding and comedian Aisling Bea join James Corden, Jack Whitehall, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:00New: The Heist 1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. The discovery of damning evidence leaves one contestant answering some tough questions. A fresh appeal for witnesses spells more trouble for the looters. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Russell Howard puts the world to rights with more celeb guests as he mocks the madness of the week's events. Series three of his sideways look at the news. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
23:00Late Late Show Best Of... ..the Week. New & Exclusive. James sits down with stars Sir Patrick Stewart, Aaron Paul and Will Arnett. Plus, there's music from the Jonas Brothers and stand-up from Lou Sanders. Also in HD 
00:00Intelligence New & Exclusive. A plan throws arrogant NSA agent David Schwimmer and inept GCHQ computer analyst Nick Mohammed together. Smart Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:30Intelligence New & Exclusive. Jerry hopes Joseph has a way to twist the results when he's forced to take a polygraph test. Comedy with David Schwimmer. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00An Idiot Abroad Karl Comes Home Karl Pilkington has returned to Britain's shores. Reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, our homely host reveals all about his laugh-aloud travels. (8/8) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 He Kane Hewa'ole (An Innocent Man): Five-0 investigate when a high-speed car chase culminates with the grisly discovery of a box containing a severed human head. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 E Malama Five-0 must protect the sole witness in a high-profile murder case, a task that grows even taller when it turns out that multiple assassins are targeting her. (S1, ep 16) 
04:00Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
04:30Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Last Stand Enslaved by the Goa'uld, Dr Jackson attempts to destroy the System Lords. SG-1 faces an attack on the Tok'ra homeworld. (S5, ep 17) 
06:00Monkey Life Trouble brews when a fight erupts between the feisty female capuchins. Alison visits baby woolly monkey Paulo for the final time, too. (S3, ep 13)