This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, March 24 2018

06:00Futurama Beast With A Billion Backs Part 1: Fry, Leela, Bender et al take on a revolting, planet-sized monster armed with tentacles and amorous intentions. Suitably silly stuff. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama Beast With A Billion Backs Part 2: Bender is inducted into the League of Robots, Zap launches a military assault on the anomaly and Fry makes a monstrous discovery. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:00The Flash New & Exclusive. True Colors: Barry must choose between protecting his identity and saving his cellmates when Amunet comes shopping for superpowers at Iron Height's meta wing. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer organises a trip to the Super Bowl but the tickets he bought turn out to be fake. (S10, ep 12) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Homer to the Max Homer changes his name when a dimwitted television show character named 'Homer Simpson' becomes an overnight sensation. (S10, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons I'm with Cupid Sir Elton John guest voices as himself in a Valentine's episode in which Apu showers his wife Manjula with an outrageous Valentine's Day gift. (S10, ep 14) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Marge Simpson In 'Screaming Yellow Honkers': Marge enjoys driving a sports utility vehicle until her aggressive highway habits catch the attention of Chief Wiggum. (S10, ep 15) Also in HD 
10:00Live - Soccer AM John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30Premier League's Greatest Moments From 11-goal thrillers to embarrassing misses, Jamie Carragher reveals his greatest Premier League moments. Interviews with Jose Mourinho, Harry Redknapp and Jermain Defoe. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
12:30Modern Family Leap Day With Cam's birthday falling every four years, Mitch is under pressure to do something special. Emotions are running high at the Dunphys'. Mild violence/mature themes. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD 
13:00Modern Family Send Out The Clowns Cam comes nose-to-nose with his ex-clown partner, and Phil faces his nemesis. Ellen Barkin and Bobby Cannavale guest. Mild comic violence/flashing images. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD 
13:30Modern Family Election Day The race for town council comes to a head, but there's still time for some last-minute campaigning. Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) directs. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family The Last Walt Cam's dad, Merle (Barry Corbin, Dallas), clashes with Jay. Plus, Luke is down in the dumps when he receives some bad news. Mild bad language/sexual references. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
14:30Futurama Beast With A Billion Backs Part 3: The monster from beyond the anomaly takes over the universe, convincing everyone that it is merely expressing its love. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:00Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
17:00Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Beast With A Billion Backs Part 4: In the fourth and final instalment of the space saga, Yivo makes amends by proposing to humanity. Bender is not happy. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons Make Room for Lisa Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart. To relieve her anxiety, Homer takes her to a New Age store. (S10, ep 16) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Maximum Homerdrive Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Marge decides to have an adventure of her own - and purchases a new doorbell. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Helter Shelter When the Simpson house undergoes fumigation, the family is forced to seek shelter elsewhere and ends up in a reality TV programme about a house from the 1800's. (S14, ep 5) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Great Louse Detective When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from prison to help identify the culprit before he strikes again. (S14, ep 6) Also in HD 
20:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. All is Bright: The team act fast when a ransomeware attack paralyses the city. Sam prepares for his and his family's first Christmas since his wife's death. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
21:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Tip of the Spear: Check out this action-packed US drama. David Boreanaz stars as the leader of a super-elite unit charged with the US's deadliest missions. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with newsreader and presenter Fiona Bruce. Anna Mann performs. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:00Football's Funniest Moments 5 New & Exclusive. From Gary Neville's stint at Valencia to Alan Pardew's dance moves, fans choose football's funniest moments. With David James, Jamie Carragher and Paul Whitehouse. Also in HD 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Lee Mack hosts as Miranda Hart, Stephen Graham and Richard Ayoade trade trivia titbits involving pigeons and breath-based gender tests. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:30Bliss New & Exclusive. Andrew's horrified to learn son Kris is about to start work... at his other family's house. Are his two worlds about to come crashing down? (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Oni kalalea ke ku a ka la'au loa (A Tall Tree Stands Above the Others): Danny tells Charlie a story of a Five-0 case - a tale of bad Santas, cops and robbers. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
04:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Colombia Ross Kemp investigates how Colombia's drug trade is undermining the war-torn country's attempts to forge a peace accord after decades of civil war. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate Atlantis Home McKay's efforts to harness the energy of an alien planet's atmosphere allows for a trip to Earth - but the team may not be able to return to Atlantis. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD 
07:00Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 1: The Planet Express crew head to Mars Vegas, where Fry develops the ability to hear people's thoughts. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
07:30Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 2: Leela discovers that plans to create the universe's largest miniature golf course will destroy innocent lives and takes a stand. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons Simpsons Bible Stories While listening to one of Reverend Lovejoy's sermons, the Simpsons fall asleep and envisage themselves as characters from the Bible. (S10, ep 18) Also in HD