This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, July 19 2018

06:00Modern Family My Funky Valentine It's Valentine's Day and, while Phil and Claire plan a special trip, Jay woos Gloria by taking her to a stand-up show. Moderate sexual references. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Fears The delectably dysfunctional clan reveal their fears. While Phil deals with the dark, Manny overcomes an aversion to roller coasters. Moderate sex reference. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life There's a woolly bundle of joy for Pacaja, but is it a son or a daughter? The slow loris demonstrate just how they got their name when the team try to weigh them. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Jeremy heads to Belgium to collect two new stumpies. The team get ready to say farewell to two much-loved gibbons, and young chimp Thelma gets the brush off. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 3) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 4) 
09:00Animal 999 The chase is on to catch and save a swan that has swallowed a fishing hook. Plus, Scottish SPCA staff discover a bat lurking in a highly unlikely place. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:30Animal 999 Officers are alerted to an aggressive dog that is frightening neighbours as well as an abandoned baby hare. Plus, a mistreated horse begins a long road to recovery. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:00The Dog Whisperer Molly, Jane, & Genoa Cesar helps a golden retriever that seems to be trapped in a nightmare, rampaging throughout her house every time her owner comes home. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
11:00Modern Family The Old Wagon Season two. Phil finally agrees to sell the family's old station wagon, but not before a trip down memory lane. Moderate sex references/mature themes. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family The Kiss When Cameron critiques Mitchell over his fear of public displays of affection, the whole clan begin to examine Jay's approach to fatherhood. Mild sex references. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Windfall The team investigate a former marine being pursued by members of al-Qaeda. Plus, Kensi returns to work and wants to hit the ground running. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'i'ole (Unbreakable): The cool crime drama kicks off its second season with an innocent McGarrett behind bars. Terry O'Quinn, of Lost fame, guest stars. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The 3rd Choir Callen and the gang race into action after learning that a figure from their past is targeting a member of the team. Plus, Nate Getz returns. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Budget Callen and Sam head south of the border to find an employee who managed to escape a professional shooting at the Department of Defense. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Insiders When Baal comes to Earth seeking help, Stargate Command must capture his clones and determine which one is the genuine article. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons D'oh-In The Wind Homer embraces his newly discovered hippie heritage. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Love's Labour's Lost In Space Leela finds herself the object of a starship captain's amorous advances. (S1, ep 4) 
18:00Futurama Fear Of A Bot Planet Fry and Leela find themselves trapped on a planet ruled by human-hating robots. (S1, ep 5) 
18:30The Simpsons Make Room for Lisa Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart. To relieve her anxiety, Homer takes her to a New Age store. (S10, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Maximum Homerdrive Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Marge decides to have an adventure of her own - and purchases a new doorbell. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Simpsons Bible Stories While listening to one of Reverend Lovejoy's sermons, the Simpsons fall asleep and envisage themselves as characters from the Bible. (S10, ep 18) Also in HD 
20:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Lee Mack sees out the second series of his hit panel show with the help of TV presenter Chris Tarrant, Got to Dance judge Kimberly Wyatt and comic Robert Webb. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Credible Threat: Bravo get the near-impossible job of protecting a group of congressman as they make an ill-advised press trip to a local hospital. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Week That Wasn't New & Exclusive. There's another cheeky spin on the week's news as Alistair McGowan and his impressionist friends put more words into the mouths of famous faces. Last in series. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
22:30The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with actor and comedian Greg Davies. Stand-up from Desiree Burch.(S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:30A League Of Their Own Wasabi Russian Roulette, human bowling, aerial acrobatics... it's business as usual as Kevin Keegan, Russell Howard and Una Foden join in the fun. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:30Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (2/3) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 3) 
02:00Most Shocking:Criminal Behaviour 2 Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S1, ep 9) 
03:00Caribbean Cops There's trouble in paradise as cameras follow Caribbean police officers tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists. Contains nudity, drugs & strong language. (3/7) 
04:00Animal 999 The chase is on to catch and save a swan that has swallowed a fishing hook. Plus, Scottish SPCA staff discover a bat lurking in a highly unlikely place. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
04:30Animal 999 Officers are alerted to an aggressive dog that is frightening neighbours as well as an abandoned baby hare. Plus, a mistreated horse begins a long road to recovery. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Love's Labour's Lost In Space Leela finds herself the object of a starship captain's amorous advances. (S1, ep 4) 
05:30Futurama Fear Of A Bot Planet Fry and Leela find themselves trapped on a planet ruled by human-hating robots. (S1, ep 5) 
06:00Modern Family Truth Be Told Mitch confronts his boss, Jay delivers some bad news and Phil is reunited with a frisky former flame. Mild sex references/strong language/flashing images. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD