This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, December 16 2017

06:00Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew A group of beauticians from Essex take time out from their manis and pedis to flex their twinkle toes. It's up to Ashley to transform them from fake-bakers to shake'n'bakers. (5/6) Also in HD 
07:00The Simpsons Believing he only has one day left to live, Homer tries to cram as much into his remaining hours as possible. Featuring the guest voices of Larry King and George Takei. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
07:30The Simpsons Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met and fell in love. Featuring the guest voice of John Lovitz. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
08:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Reign: Supergirl investigates when a strange symbol pops up in National City. James is forced to step in as tension builds between Lena and Morgan. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Don't Run: Iris faces a tough call when Caitlin is kidnapped by Amunet and Barry gets trapped in a speedster-proof prison. She can only save one. Who will it be? (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
10:00Live - Soccer AM John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30Futurama Anthology Of Interest #2 When the Professor fine tunes his 'What If' machine, Bender discovers what life would be like as a human, and Fry experiences life as a video game. (S4, ep 3) 
12:00Futurama Leela's Homeworld After being named 'Orphan Of The Year', Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity. (S4, ep 4) 
12:30Futurama Love And Rocket As Valentine's Day approaches, Bender's romance with the Planet Express ship puts the crew in jeopardy. Guest starring Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Liu. (S4, ep 5) 
13:00Futurama Where The Buggalo Roam Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled their 'buggalo' livestock on Mars. (S4, ep 6) 
13:30Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Long Goodbye The team begin a desperate search when Jada, the woman Sam brought from Sudan to the US four years ago, goes missing. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
15:00Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
15:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
17:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
17:30Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
18:00Modern Family A Fair to Remember A family trip to the school fair proves eventful for Phil and Claire, while Haley's pool day is interrupted. Strong language/moderate sexual references. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30Modern Family ClosetCon'13 Chaos ensues when Phil decides to break into Jay's secret room. Plus, Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm for the first time. Mild bad language. (S5, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Homer goes in search of his long-lost brother. Featuring the voice of Danny DeVito. (S2, ep 16) 
19:30The Simpsons Grampa Simpson feels there is little left to live for, until he falls in love with Beatrice, a beautiful woman at the rest home. (S2, ep 17) 
20:00A League Of Their Own James Corden and co welcome singer Nicole Scherzinger, The Mighty Boosh funnyman Noel Fielding and England rugby union star James Haskell. (S10, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00A League Of Their Own The fun and games continue as James Corden and co welcome comedians Joel Creasey and Jon Richardson and Australian former cricketer Ricky Ponting, (S10, ep 7) Also in HD 
22:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Comedian Russell Howard welcomes a special guest as he celebrates the heroes and mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
23:00Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life 2.Waste: As Karl explores the impact of waste on our planet, he meets a roadkill chef, as well as a man who has found a unique use for old bottles. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own Olympic medallist Jenny Jones, football legend Gianfranco Zola and comedian Johnny Vegas join Corden and co for the final episode of the series. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
01:00Arrow New & Exclusive. Irreconcilable Differences: Star City faces a major threat as Black Siren kidnaps Lance in the hope of trading his life for a weapon of mass destruction. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Beebo the God of War: The team get a surprise as they investigate an Anachronism in a Viking settlement. Sara starts to worry when Damien Darhk shows up. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 9) 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Adrift The Stargate crew are where we left them, suspended in space with only 24 hours of life support remaining. How will they survive? (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate Atlantis Lifeline It's a race against time to find the missing city of Atlantis as the team embarks on a daring infiltration to steal a ZPM from the Replicators. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast.