This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, May 24 2019

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 13) 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 14) 
07:00Animal 999 The chase is on to catch and save a swan that has swallowed a fishing hook. Plus, Scottish SPCA staff discover a bat lurking in a highly unlikely place. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Officers are alerted to an aggressive dog that is frightening neighbours as well as an abandoned baby hare. Plus, a mistreated horse begins a long road to recovery. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Khia, Boo, Jack, Mafia, and Grady Cesar travels to an advertising company to help the office dogs live a healthy work/life balance. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 3) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 4) 
10:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
10:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Vendetta NCIS team up with Callen's girlfriend Anna Kolcheck when her dad Arkady warns them that an infamous weapons dealer is back on US soil. (S9, ep 18) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Outside the Lines Sam's alias places him in danger when he and Hidoko go undercover at a cryptocurrency farm that's been robbed of millions in Bitcoin codes. (S9, ep 19) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Pono Kaulike (Justice for All): Joe White returns to help out Danny and Chin, whose past transgressions have landed them in a spot of bother. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kahania (Close Shave): A trip to the barbers takes an unexpected turn when McGarrett and Odell are fired at while trying to protect a young man from a gang. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Imposters Hondo's team fights back at a gang of violent burglars who are posing as SWAT. And it soon becomes clear their rich victims are hiding something... (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Regrets Only Phil and Claire have the mother of all barneys, started by cauliflower and involving broccoli. Jay regrets buying Gloria a karaoke machine. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Two Monkeys And A Panda Jay treats Gloria to a shopping trip... to buy a crypt. Cam discovers that a detail is missing from Lily's birth certificate. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Mr Lisa's Opus As future Lisa writes her college application essay for Harvard, she recalls past disappointing birthdays that helped shape her. (S29, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
18:00Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
18:30The Simpsons Forgive and Regret While on his deathbed, Grampa makes a big confession to Homer. But things get awkward when he then puts in a recovery. (S29, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Left Behind Homer gets far more than he bargained for when he gets Flanders a job at the plant. Marge frets the spark has gone from her and Homer's marriage. (S29, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Throw Grampa from the Dane An insurance payout sends the Simpsons on a trip to Denmark, where they hope to get free healthcare for Grampa. (S29, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Bart Vs. Itchy & Scratchy: An all-female reboot of Krusty's show leads Bart to join a girls group of protesters who commit crimes against the patriarchy. (S30, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. The Wild: The guys share their biggest fears when they crash Jay's annual hiking trip. Back home, the girls get their DIY on as they build Haley's new nursery. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
21:00New: Jamestown New & Exclusive. Disaster looms for Pedro and Maria and Silas is tested by Chacrow's move to Jamestown. Jocelyn goes all out to get the truth from Willmus. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00There's Something About... ...Movies. New & Exclusive. Whose screen smarts are Oscar-worthy? And whose deserve a Razzie? Alan Carr quizzes Jason Isaacs, Rob Delaney, Mandeep Dhillon and Katherine Ryan. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:00New: Late Late Show Best Of The Week ...with James Corden. New & Exclusive. Superstar host James Corden meets Halle Berry, Anjelica Huston, Lisa Kudrow, Jason Sudeikis and Will Forte in highlights from his hit show. Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news, chats to Somali refugee and Lord Mayor of Sheffield Magid Magid, and visits a shaman with Roisin Conaty. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:00A League Of Their Own Unseen footage of the hilarious sports-based quiz show. James Corden referees as two teams, captained by Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp. (S11, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars Elite cops Rosie and Darren are at the centre of a dramatic manhunt through the back gardens of a posh estate while Chris and Simon face a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes. (S5, ep 5) 
03:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 7) 
03:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 8) 
04:00Babylon 5 Grail Sinclair and Garibaldi combat a mind-eating creature with the help of an intergalactic crusader on a quest to find the Holy Grail. (S1, ep 15) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Company Of Thieves A power struggle in the deadly Lucian Alliance's ranks spells danger for SG-1. With Carter, Vala and Daniel held captive, Mitchell may be their only hope... (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:00Modern Family Manny Get Your Gun It's Manny's birthday but he isn't in the mood to celebrate. Phil and Claire race and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked. Mild sex references/flashing images. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD