This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Sunday, March 18 2018

06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD 
07:00Futurama Bend Her It's the 3004 Olympics and there's all kinds of cheating going on. Bender will do whatever it takes to win gold, even if it means having a sex change... (S5, ep 13) 
07:30Futurama Obsoletely Fabulous Bender suffers from robot envy when a new machine makes him look inadequate. He can be upgraded but that means a personality transplant. (S5, ep 14) 
08:00The Simpsons Lost our Lisa Lisa tricks Homer into letting her ride the bus alone to go to a museum. By the time Homer realises what has happened, Lisa has taken the wrong bus and is lost. (S9, ep 24) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Natural Born Kissers As they celebrate their 11th anniversary, Marge and Homer find an imaginative way to rekindle the romance in their relationship. (S9, ep 25) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Lard of the Dance Homer thinks he can make a fortune by recycling grease and Lisa helps to organise a school dance. Featuring the guest voice of Lisa Kudrow. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace Homer experiences a mid-life crisis and is inspired to become an inventor. Featuring the voice of William Daniels as Kit the Car. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Bart the Mother Bart tends to a nest filled with eggs after he inadvertently kills a bird with an air rifle. With the guest voice of the late Phil Hartman. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IX An evil toupee possesses Homer and Bart and Lisa find themselves trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
11:00WWE Raw: 1Hr Highlights from another week of pulsating action on Raw, featuring all your favourite WWE superstars. This programme contains flashing images. Also in HD 
12:00MacGyver War Room + Ship: Mac's at the end of the line when a group of students get stranded on a research boat in the Arctic. Can he keep them alive until help comes? (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka hale ho'okauweli (House of Horrors): Kono and Adam fall victim to a death cult. Fingers point to a poltergeist when a medium with a secret past is found dead. (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 
14:00Portrait Artist Of The Year... ...2018. It's the semi-final and the artists attempt to impress the judges with their portraits of this week's celebrity sitters - model Lily Cole and actor Simon Callow. (9 of 11) Also in HD 
15:00Futurama Bender Should Not Be On TV Bender becomes a TV superstar after landing a role on 'All My Circuits' but FART (Fathers Against Rude Television) want him sacked for being loutish. (S5, ep 15) 
15:30Modern Family Little Bo Bleep Mitch and Cam flap when Lily says her first expletive, and Claire locks horns with Duane Bailey (David Cross) in a televised debate. Implied strong language. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Me? Jealous?: While Phil is preoccupied with impressing a prospective client, Jay and Gloria open their home to Mitch and Cam. Greg Kinnear guests. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Aunt Mommy Drinking and decision-making don't go hand-in-hand when Claire and Phil treat Mitch and Cam to dinner. Sexual references. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:00Modern Family Virgin Territory Phil realises that his little girl is growing up when he overhears something he wishes he hadn't. Flashing images/moderate sexual references. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD 
17:30The Simpsons When you Dish Upon a Star Homer befriends a group of Hollywood celebrities on holiday in a remote part of town and promises to keep their whereabouts a secret. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons D'oh-In The Wind Homer embraces his newly discovered hippie heritage. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa With An S: Homer and Marge make a major mistake when they loan Lisa to Broadway actress Laney Fontaine. (S27, ep 5) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Mayored to the Mob Homer takes on the mob when he acts as Mayor Quimby's bodyguard. Featuring the guest voice of Mark Hamill. (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Viva Ned Flanders Homer shows Flanders how to enjoy life by taking him to Las Vegas. (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:00New: MacGyver New & Exclusive. Bullet + Pen: The team's Christmas shindig is ruined when the LAPD barges in and arrest Mac for terrorism. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
21:00New: Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Oni kalalea ke ku a ka la'au loa (A Tall Tree Stands Above the Others): Danny tells Charlie a story of a Five-0 case - a tale of bad Santas, cops and robbers. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
22:00New: NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. All is Bright: The team act fast when a ransomeware attack paralyses the city. Sam prepares for his and his family's first Christmas since his wife's death. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
23:00The Blacklist Abraham Stern It's the 100th episode of the hit show and Red joins a Blacklister in the hunt for huge stash of cash. Liz heads even further down her dark path. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
00:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
01:00Arrow All for Nothing As the war against Cayden James rages on, a major disagreement between Oliver and Dinah throws a member of the team's life into jeopardy. (S6, ep 12) Also in HD 
02:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow The Curse of the Earth Totem Things go wrong in 1717 when a lead on the long-lost Earth Totem leads the Legends into a hunt for Blackbeard's treasure. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
03:00Most Shocking: Criminal Behaviour Criminal Behaviour Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S1, ep 2) 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Poisoning The Well The team encounters a human civilization, the Hoffans, recovering from a Wraith attack. Do they have the knowledge to create a weapon to combat the enemy? (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate Atlantis Underground Trade relations with a species called the Genii turn sour when the team discovers their new 'allies' have ulterior motives. Guest starring Colm Meaney. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 11)