This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, December 13 2017

06:00Monkey Life Alison heads to the Maldives to rescue a slow loris that was confiscated during a drug raid. Back at the park, Jeremy, is outwitted by capuchin. (S8, ep 16) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life There's exciting news for baby orang-utan Bulu as six-week-old Rieke is due to join him from Berlin Zoo. Meanwhile, the new marmoset house is finally set to open. (S8, ep 18) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life Baby orang-utan Rieke arrives from Germany and immediately hits it off with new playmate Bulu. At the park's hospital, chimp Jestah undergoes a major tooth operation. (S8, ep 19) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Baby orang-utans Bulu and Rieke are running the team ragged. They need around the clock care and are proving to be quite a handful. Meanwhile, chimp Hananya lets his hair down. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
08:00It's Me Or The Dog Weathering the Storm British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Renowned dog trainer Cesar Millan helps owners of unruly and disobedient pets in an attempt to make their lives a little easier. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
10:00Meerkat Manor Daisy's Choice Youssarian is forced to stage a rescue when Daisy gives birth in the wrong burrow. (S1, ep 9) 
10:30Meerkat Manor Flower Power When the rest of the family go out to find food, two youngsters are left in charge. Meanwhile, Tosca attempts to rejoin the group. (S1, ep 10) 
11:00Modern Family Under Pressure Gloria settles a score with a mean mum, and Mitch tries to out-green his neighbour. Guest starring Jesse Eisenberg. Moderate bad language/flashing images. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Three Dinners While Jay struggles to digest some news from best pal Shorty, Cam and Mitch take a break from the wedding planning to enjoy a romantic dinner. Mature themes. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. An Unlocked Mind: When a Department of Defense employee is brainwashed by a cult, Kensi and Deeks go undercover to save the government's secrets. (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Iwi Kapu (Sacred Bones): While trying to solve a young couple's murder, Danny is cursed by a homeless man. Robert 'Freddy Krueger' Englund guest stars. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Lapa'au (Healing): The team navigate twists and turns when they investigate a suspicious plane crash and the death of a DEA agent. Heroes' Greg Grunberg guests. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Internal Affairs The team must race to prove their colleague's innocence when Marty Deeks is put behind bars for killing his former partner. (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Past And Present SG-1 encounters an entire world suffering from amnesia. (S3, ep 11) 
17:00The Simpsons When Homer finds out about a miracle hair growth formula, he rushes out to buy it. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons Bart runs away from home after an argument with Lisa. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Enthused by the irresponsible behaviour of a daredevil cyclist at a monster truck rally, Bart decides on a career as a stunt skateboarder. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Marge writes a letter to the creators of The Itchy & Scratchy Show, asking them to tone down the violence. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:00New: DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Beebo the God of War: The team get a surprise as they investigate an Anachronism in a Viking settlement. Sara starts to worry when Damien Darhk shows up. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive.... And Finally: Black Bolt: It's brother versus brother as Black Bolt meets Maximus in a showdown that will have lasting consequences for all of Inhumanity. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
22:00Football's Funniest Moments 5 New & Exclusive. From Gary Neville's stint at Valencia to Alan Pardew's dance moves, fans choose football's funniest moments. With David James, Jamie Carragher and Paul Whitehouse. Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons The Simpsons tell three bloodcurdling tales of horror. Featuring the guest voice of James Earl Jones. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:30The Simpsons While Bart and Lisa are merrily fishing near the Springfield Nuclear Reactor, they catch a three-eyed fish. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own There is a Spice Boys reunion when former Liverpool star Jamie Carragher stops by the studio, not to mention comedian Jimmy Carr and presenter Kirsty Gallacher. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Essex Nothing As It Seems Essex Police chase down some reckless boy racers, while cops in Southend deal with a woman threatening to commit suicide. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Devon/Cornwall Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police as they wage war against crime. This week's fix focuses on police in Devon and Cornwall. (S1, ep 3) 
03:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 9) 
04:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Hardy - Attacked With Love: Shelly's French bulldog Hardy used to be a draw at her hair salon, until he began biting customers. Can Cesar trim Hardy's hair-raising demeanour? (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD