This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, January 30 2019

06:00Monkey Life There's exciting news for baby orang-utan Bulu as six-week-old Rieke is due to join him from Berlin Zoo. Meanwhile, the new marmoset house is finally set to open. (S8, ep 18) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Baby orang-utan Rieke arrives from Germany and immediately hits it off with new playmate Bulu. At the park's hospital, chimp Jestah undergoes a major tooth operation. (S8, ep 19) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:00Road Wars In an action-packed instalment, Kev and Waller deal with a drug addict in Windsor, and Simon confronts a driver with a few unpleasant surprises up his sleeve. Strong language. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
09:00Babylon 5 Point Of No Return Riots and rebellions have broken out all over Babylon 5. The Earthforce President declares martial law across all Earth-controlled territories. (S3, ep 9) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Sight Unseen An ancient artefact emits a contagious energy field that makes people see horrific visions of alien beings. (S6, ep 13) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Warrior of Peace Callen leaves no stone unturned when authorities apprehend his father as part of an exchange for two US photographers held hostage in Iran. (S9, ep 16) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Vendetta NCIS team up with Callen's girlfriend Anna Kolcheck when her dad Arkady warns them that an infamous weapons dealer is back on US soil. (S9, ep 18) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ke Koa Lokomaika'I (The Good Soldier): McGarrett partners with a young man whose only friend has been murdered. Plus, the FBI question Danny's mother. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Pohaku Kihi Pa'a (The Solid Cornerstone): When the task force's long-time informant is accused of murder, McGarrett brings in an old friend to defend him. (S6, ep 16) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Hunted Hondo and Deacon come to blows when mercenaries have them fighting for their lives in the forest. Chris makes an error that lands Luca in trouble. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Career Day Phil shares the wonders of the real-estate world with Luke and Manny's classmates, and Lily enjoys a lucrative first encounter with the tooth fairy. Strong language. (S4, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family My Hero Mitch's ex invites the whole family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink. Plus, Luke and Manny need inspiration for an essay assignment. Strong language. (S4, ep 22) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer tells Bart that either Santa's Little Helper goes to obedience school and learns to listen or they will have to get rid of him. Special guest voice Tracy Ullman. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Clone Of My Own The Professor chooses his clone, Cubert, as the successor to his research...only to realise that Cubert has dreams of his own. (S2, ep 11) 
18:00Futurama The Deep South Fry meets a beautiful mermaid and the Planet Express team discovers the lost city of Atlanta. (S2, ep 12) 
18:30The Simpsons Homer Simpson This Is Your Wife The eagerly anticipated episode written by and starring Ricky Gervais. Marge takes part in a wife-swap show and her new husband can't believe his luck. 
19:00The Simpsons Judge me Tender Dream maker/breaker Simon Cowell heads to Springfield. Mo's pint-pulling days appear to be over when he discovers a knack for judging talent contests. (S21, ep 23) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed Homer is convinced he's God's Chosen One after heading to Jerusalem. Controversial Borat comedian Sacha Baron Cohen guest stars. (S21, ep 16) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own - ... ... European Road Trip. New & Exclusive. The laughs continue as the boys go wheel to wheel in the Holland cup. Then, Novak Djokovic umpires as they double up for tennis in Monaco. (3 of 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. The Woman Who Never Died: Magnum's on the hunt for a woman's true identity after her husband-to-be learns she's had loads of facial surgery. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:00New: Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Mom: Romesh struggles to juggle his family life and his mission to make it in America. And things get even more hectic when his mum arrives in LA. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:35New: Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Money Issue: Romesh needs money fast if he's to fund an ad campaign for his Greek Theatre gig. And he's prepared to go to some extreme lengths to get it. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:10Rob & Romesh Vs... ... Usain Bolt. New & Exclusive. Comedian mates Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan head to Jamaica to meet sprint legend Usain Bolt - the fastest man ever to have lived. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:10The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. Officers respond to a series of alcohol-related incidents. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:10Hawaii Five-0 Piko Pau 'Iole (The Artful Dodger): Five-0 joins forces with a con man to solve a murder case. Chin gets some help as he investigates the deaths of five arms dealers. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:05Hawaii Five-0 Hana Keaka (Charade): Danny goes undercover as a teacher as the team investigate the murder of a college professor. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
03:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell for another fun-packed look at the news as he mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories and puts the world to rights with a celebrity guest. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Messages From Earth Sheridan is horrified to learn the Shadows have formed an alliance with a supposedly friendly race. (S3, ep 8) 
05:00Futurama A Clone Of My Own The Professor chooses his clone, Cubert, as the successor to his research...only to realise that Cubert has dreams of his own. (S2, ep 11) 
05:30Futurama The Deep South Fry meets a beautiful mermaid and the Planet Express team discovers the lost city of Atlanta. (S2, ep 12) 
06:00Monkey Life Baby orang-utans Bulu and Rieke are running the team ragged. They need around the clock care and are proving to be quite a handful. Meanwhile, chimp Hananya lets his hair down. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD