This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, October 1 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 10) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 11) 
07:00Monkey Life Golden-cheeked gibbons Mikado and Tia Nang arrive in France to start a new life together. Pumpkin the spider monkey finds grabbing a fruity treat is just plum easy. (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Flirty capuchin Phoenix convinces dominant male Erico she only has eyes for him, but it's his watermelon she's really after. (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:00Animal House Documentary shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. Contains scenes of animal injury. (S2, ep 2) 
08:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 3) 
09:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 7) 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 8) 
10:00Modern Family Strangers in the Night Mitch reluctantly lets a distressed colleague stay over, and Jay hits a Manny-shaped obstacle while trying to avoid attending a party. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Haley's 21st Birthday Celebrations are in order as Haley turns 21 and, while the grown-ups hit a bar, Alex, Manny and Luke are left to babysit Lily. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
11:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 2) 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Kama' Oma' O Ka 'Aina Huli Hana (At Kama'oma'o, The Land of Activities): On Halloween, Five-0 investigate a string of eerie murders linked to Hawaiian folklore. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Mohala I Ka Wai Ka Maka O Ka Pua (Unfolded By the Water Are the Faces of the Flowers): Two tourists are found dead and McGarrett gets help dealing with stress. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Found Callen and co launch into action after receiving video evidence of Special Agent Dominic Vail being held hostage. Blood is spilled, and the team is changed forever. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 5) 
16:00The Flash The Elongated Knight Rises Ralph gets a golden chance to prove himself when The Trickster is sprung from jail. But is he cut out to be a superhero? (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Left Behind Homer gets far more than he bargained for when he gets Flanders a job at the plant. Marge frets the spark has gone from her and Homer's marriage. (S29, ep 19) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Bots and the Bees Fatherhood is thrust upon Bender in this season nine opener following a heated encounter with Professor Farnsworth's soda machine, Bev. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama A Farewell to Arms While hunting for a pair of pants, Fry stumbles upon a Martian prophecy which, according to Amy, reveals the world is going to end in 3012. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Bart's teacher, Mrs Krabappel, warns him that he is in danger of failing his history class if he doesn't do better on the next test. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons When Homer finds out about a miracle hair growth formula, he rushes out to buy it. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Simpsons tell three bloodcurdling tales of horror. Featuring the guest voice of James Earl Jones. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons Strong Arms Of The Ma After being mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart, Marge gets agoraphobia and hides in the basement where she finds Homer's old weights set and decides to beef up. (S14, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:30The Simpsons Pray Anything After breaking his leg, Homer sues the church for damages... and is awarded the church itself. Guest starring WNBA star Lisa Leslie. (S14, ep 10) Also in HD 
21:00An Idiot Abroad Karl Comes Home Karl Pilkington has returned to Britain's shores. Reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, our homely host reveals all about his laugh-aloud travels. (8/8) Also in HD 
22:00Sick Of It New & Exclusive. Karl Pilkington co-creates and stars in this comedy drama about a crotchety cabbie and his inner self, who's not shy about speaking his mind. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:30Sick Of It New & Exclusive. Karl comes to a big realisation when a noisy baby leaves him at the end of his tether. Smart Sky original production from Karl Pilkington. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour Xmas... ...Special. Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with multi-award-winning comedian John Oliver. With musical comedy from Harry and Chris. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
00:00Late Late Show Best Of The Week ...with James Corden. New & Exclusive. James meets actors Rob Lowe, Leighton Meester, Joe Manganiello, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alison Brie. With music from Good Charlotte. Also in HD 
01:00Caribbean Cops There's trouble in paradise as cameras follow Caribbean police officers tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists. Contains nudity, drugs, strong language & graphic images. (1/7) 
02:00Most Shocking: Competitions... ...Gone Bad: A police officer tries to break up a soccer riot; a drag racer becomes trapped in his vehicle; and a World Series celebration degenerates into a city-wide melee. (S6, ep 7) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo The fact-busting comedy panel series is back as Lee Mack is joined by Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox to put a host of fascinating titbits to the test. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash Don't Run Iris faces a tough call when Caitlin is kidnapped by Amunet and Barry gets trapped in a speedster-proof prison. She can only save one. Who will it be? (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama The Bots and the Bees Fatherhood is thrust upon Bender in this season nine opener following a heated encounter with Professor Farnsworth's soda machine, Bev. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama A Farewell to Arms While hunting for a pair of pants, Fry stumbles upon a Martian prophecy which, according to Amy, reveals the world is going to end in 3012. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 12)