This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, April 8 2020

06:00Monkey Life Golden-cheeked gibbons Mikado and Tia Nang arrive in France to start a new life together. Pumpkin the spider monkey finds grabbing a fruity treat is just plum easy. (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Flirty capuchin Phoenix convinces dominant male Erico she only has eyes for him, but it's his watermelon she's really after. (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
07:00Wild Vets Series two of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S2, ep 6) 
07:30Wild Vets Series two of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S2, ep 7) 
08:00Moominvalley The Secret of the Hattifatteners Snork Maiden encourages Moomintroll to take her on a voyage to an island where Moominpappa once encountered the storm-chasing Hattifatteners. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
08:30Moominvalley Moomin's Winter Follies When a charismatic winter sports champion arrives in the valley, Moomintroll struggles to win back Snorkmaiden's affections. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:00SO Beano! Spooky Nim is convinced there's a witch haunting the studio, and dance troupe Futunity entertain with some thrillingly chilling dance moves! (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:15Where's Wally A Day in Turkey When Wally and Wenda buy a Turkish rug, they soon realise that it's actually a map to the Doubling Key. But can they get to the key before their rivals? (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:35Play Your Pets Right Rusty vs Quill, Parrot Basketball Cats Rusty and Quill take on our whack-a-mouse machine, we meet some incredibly cute animals, and Scout the parrot plays basketball! (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:50Braydon Meets Tim Peake Braydon meets Tim Peake, who's been where no British astronaut has been before. With awesome access to the European Space Agency, this interview is out of this world. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
10:00The Dog Whisperer: U.K. Two part special where renowned dog trainer Cesar Millan visits the UK to help owners of unruly and disobedient pets in an attempt to make their lives a little easier. Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Home is where the Heart is: The NCIS team are on the case when a man's dark secret is exposed and a teenager's life is put at risk. Sam is caught in a dilemma. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Crazy Train Callum undertakes a tough undercover assignment when an NSA agent disappears while tracking a dangerous ISIS cell. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Pale 'la (Buried Secrets): A surprise is in store for Danny when his mum (guest star Melanie Griffith) stops by. Contains violent and distressing scenes. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ma lalo o ka 'lli (Beneath The Surface): Danny forces a reunion between his parents, while Jerry helps McGarrett decipher a code at the bottom of his champ box. (S4, ep 17) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Seizure There's danger at every turn as the team head into a prison riot. Jessica must make a tough call when tragedy strikes Annie during a visit to SWAT HQ. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Our Children, Ourselves After bumping into his female ex, Mitch ponders the possibility that a mini-Mitchell may be out there. Mary Lynn Rajskub guests. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Caught In The Act The Dunphy brood catch their parents in a compromising position. Mitch and Cam take desperate measures to get into a restaurant. Moderate sexual references. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Loan-A-Lisa When Grampa divvys up his savings between the family, Marge buys a designer handbag, while Lisa donates her money to a charity to help young entrepreneurs. (S22, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Bots and the Bees Fatherhood is thrust upon Bender in this season nine opener following a heated encounter with Professor Farnsworth's soda machine, Bev. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama A Farewell to Arms While hunting for a pair of pants, Fry stumbles upon a Martian prophecy which, according to Amy, reveals the world is going to end in 3012. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Donnie Fatso Following an incident involving recycling responsibilities and a bit of bribery, Homer goes undercover to bring down Fat Tony. Mad Men's Jon Hamm guest stars. (S22, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Moms I'd Like To Forget While Bart sets out to uncover the origins of a sword-shaped scar on his hand, Marge reconnects with three friends she fell out with years ago. (S22, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Flaming Moe Moe tries to keep his 'straightness' secret when he opens a gay bar, and Skinner falls for a new teacher. Guest starring Kristen Wiig and Alyson Hannigan. (S22, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Green Arrow & The Canaries: Mia Queen is living an idyllic life in Star City, but the reappearance of Laurel and Dinah could change everything. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team Objects In Mirror Bravo Team heads abroad under the guise of a training mission. The true assignment - a high-value target that is being held hostage. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
22:00New: Hitmen New & Exclusive. Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel in a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ. But a vicious dog brings a whole world of trouble. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:30Breeders New & Exclusive. Paul and Ally are thrilled when gerbil Sprout finally dies. But explaining loss to Luke and Ava proves harder than they thought. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
23:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Route 66 Karl heads across the Atlantic to travel along the legendary Route 66. However, detours include a 'cuddle party' with new-age therapists and, potentially, wing-walking. (6/8) Also in HD 
00:00Homefest: James Corden's... ...Late Late Show Special: James presents a fundraising special from the comfort of his garage, with performances from the likes of Dua Lipa, Billie Eilish and John Legend. Also in HD 
01:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Crisis On Infinite Earth: Hour Five: Worlds lived and worlds died. As the crossover comes to an end, nothing in the Arrowverse will be the same again. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:00New: Dynamo: Beyond Belief New & Exclusive. Follow award-winning magician Dynamo during his resurgence from chronic illness, as he tours the globe, thrilling audiences with feats of magic. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
03:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Hitting The Bullseye: Get ready for the last-ever episode of the hit superhero drama as cast and crew take a special look back at Green Arrow's journey. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
04:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S2, ep 1) 
04:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S2, ep 2) 
05:00Futurama The Bots and the Bees Fatherhood is thrust upon Bender in this season nine opener following a heated encounter with Professor Farnsworth's soda machine, Bev. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama A Farewell to Arms While hunting for a pair of pants, Fry stumbles upon a Martian prophecy which, according to Amy, reveals the world is going to end in 3012. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life There's sadness as chimp Paddy, one of the park's most iconic characters, passes away but also happy memories of a much-loved primate. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD