This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, March 29 2019

06:00Monkey Life Urgent action is taken when an infection threatens to sweep through the park's chimp population. The overweight orangutans, meanwhile, plod on with their diets. (S3, ep 15) 
06:30Monkey Life Events take a turn for the worse for chimp Ben, and panic grows when another primate in Hananya's house is struck down by the same illness. (S3, ep 16) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 9) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 10) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Renowned dog trainer Cesar Millan helps owners of unruly and disobedient pets in an attempt to make their lives a little easier. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 3) 
10:00Babylon 5 Day of the Dead The crew gets caught up in the Brakiri's eerie Day of the Dead celebrations. Guest starring Penn and Teller. (S5, ep 8) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Crossing the border into Mexico, Callen and Sam go undercover as food truck owners to find the source of an anthrax poisoning. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Forest for the Trees Concerns grow for Callen and Sam when they're caught in a trap while following up on an anonymous tip about a missing agent. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 UA Lawe Wale (Taken): Governor Denning introduces an unwelcome addition to the team, and Chin Ho's future in the force is decided. Guest starring Tom Sizemore. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kame'e (The Hero): Lt Commander Joe White needs the Five-0's help, and Chin Ho is starting to worry about Kono. Guest starring Terry O'Quinn and William Baldwin. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00Big Beasts: Last Of The Giants Australia and Asia Patrick Aryee gets eye to eye with Komodo dragons, orangutans and giant pandas as he explores why these creatures all came to be supersized. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Ringmaster Keifth Mitch gets a shock when Cam calls a concierge to save his ruined New Year's Day feast. Phil's dad Frank causes waves when he brings a date. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Sarge & Pea When a rude parent riles Cam, he goes to extreme lengths to give her a piece of his mind. Jay, Claire and Mitch run into DeDe at a family wedding. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer And Ned's Hail Mary Pass. After teaching famous athletes some victory dance moves, Homer is chosen to produce the Super Bowl half-time show. With ice skater Michelle Kwan. (S16, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Overclockwise Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future, and Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Reincarnation The cartoon favourite calls time on its eighth season by giving Fry and the gang makeovers in a trio of tales presented in alternating animated styles. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons A Star is Born American Idol winner Fantasia guest stars as Lisa's rival in a singing competition. Will Homer's songwriting make or break Lisa? (S16, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Thank God it's Doomsday Homer's convinced the end is nigh. He drags the town out into the desert to meet their maker, but will God actually show up? (S16, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Home Away from Homer When Flanders' lodgers bring shame upon the house, he ups sticks. Only then does Homer realise you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. (S16, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Daddicus Finch: Bart feels neglected when Lisa and Homer start hanging out more, so Marge muscles in to help her hubby balance his attention. (S30, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. Putting Down Roots: Jerry rocks up to share Dede's possessions around the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of her than they bargained for. (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: Curfew New & Exclusive. The ambulance, hot hatch and Volvo race into a deadly game of cat and mouse as they chase the prison truck into a clash with cops in Manchester's badlands. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:00New: Gameshow Of Thrones How well do you know your Thrones? Sue Perkins hosts as celeb superfans and past cast members battle for supremacy in a panel gameshow packed with GoT trivia. Also in HD 
23:30Comedians Watching Football... ...with Friends. New & Exclusive. There's more laughs as Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Adrian Chiles check out this week's England games. With Vick Hope, David Seaman and Matt Forde. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (3/3) Also in HD 
00:30A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by John Bishop, Joey Barton and Katherine Ryan in the hilarious sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 8) Also in HD 
01:30Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. Nina and Leah must team up to save Barnaby when he's nabbed by Colin McQueen. At the same time, the Shermans' bounty hunter closes in. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Expiration Date The search for a CIA spy takes a turn for the worse when Sam is shot by a mystery assailant. Parminder Nagra guest stars. (S6, ep 16) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Mea Makamae (Treasure): The team take to the water to investigate the demise of a deep-sea diver. Oscar winner Patty Duke and nominee Peter Fonda guest star. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Strange Relations Sheridan and Lochley's secret is revealed. The rogue telepaths are tracked down. Londo's life is put in danger. (S5, ep 6) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Gemini A duplicate of Colonel Carter seeks help from Stargate Command in defeating the Replicator Fifth. She claims they've found a way to counter the Asgard's new weapon. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
06:00Modern Family A Stereotypical Day Jay tries to make a good impression on his new neighbours, while Cam and Mitchell attempt to teach Lily a message of acceptance. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD