This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, February 24 2018

06:00Futurama The Day The Earth Stood Stupid When Fry is the Earth's only hope against invading Brain Spawn, he's forced to use the one thing that's held him back his whole life: his mind! (S3, ep 7) 
06:30Futurama That's Lobstertainment Bender and Zoidberg travel to Hollywood in search of stardom. (S3, ep 8) 
07:00Futurama The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz Leela fights to save the lives of penguins after the Planet Express ship is involved in an oil spill on Pluto. (S3, ep 9) 
07:30Futurama Luck Of The Fryrish Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover, only to find that his older brother stole not only the clover - but his life. (S3, ep 10) 
08:00Futurama The Cyber House Rules Tired of feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted onto her face. Bender adopts 12 children. (S3, ep 11) 
08:30The Simpsons The Temptation of Krust Krusty shuns his old routines in favour of edgier material - and suddenly becomes the hottest comic in show business. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Enthused by the irresponsible behaviour of a daredevil cyclist at a monster truck rally, Bart decides on a career as a stunt skateboarder. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Marge writes a letter to the creators of The Itchy & Scratchy Show, asking them to tone down the violence. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
10:00Soccer A.M John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30New: What's Up TV New & Exclusive. Nicole heads to a celebrity house party, Remel meets boxing promoter Spencer Fearon and Elle lifts the lid on period poverty. With filmmaker Sheridan De Myers. (S13, ep 5) Also in HD 
12:00Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (2/3) Also in HD 
12:30Live Premier League Leicester City take on Stoke City at the King Power Stadium in the Premier League. The sides drew 2-2 in the reverse fixture earlier in the season. Also in HD 
15:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
17:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
17:30Harry Hill's Tea Time New & Exclusive. There are musical skits and comedy clips on Harry's madcap culinary show as he puts celeb chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall through his paces. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons Lawyer Lionel Hutz persuades Bart to lie about the extent of his injuries after he is knocked over by Mr Burns' car. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Believing he only has one day left to live, Homer tries to cram as much into his remaining hours as possible. Featuring the guest voices of Larry King and George Takei. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Marge and Homer's marriage hits a rocky patch when Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders! (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons While attending a comic book convention Bart finds the very first issue of 'Radio-Active Man' on sale for $100 and talks Milhouse and Martin into sharing in the cost. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
20:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive The Silo: Kensi's sent in to thwart a nuclear weapons disaster when an airforce captain she once dated threatens to launch a missile. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
21:00Jack Reacher Film Tom Cruise plays an elusive and brutal investigator who uses strong-arm tactics to catch a killer. Action with Rosamund Pike. Violence/flashing images. (2013)(125 mins) Also in HD 
23:25Bliss New & Exclusive. Andrew panics when a pothole campaign threatens to make Kim famous. Also, Kris and Christina have dates. Are his worlds about to collide? (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own James Corden returns for a ninth run of the BAFTA-winning sports panel show. He's joined by Ian Poulter, Olivia Wayne and Josh Widdicombe. Let the games begin! (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
01:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks trolling with MP Diane Abbott. Stand-up from Kiri Pritchard-McLean. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:00New: Strike Back: Retribution New & Exclusive. The team run into trouble as they race to get Idrisi back across Europe. The surprises keep coming as they learn the truth about Jensen and Project Tenebrae. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Kau ka 'onohi ali'i i luna (The Royal Eyes Rest Above): McGarrett rushes into a bank heist, where he makes a potentially tragic error in the heat of the moment. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Inquisition The Atlantis crew are on troubled ground when a newly formed coalition of human worlds puts them on trial for alleged crimes against the Pegasus galaxy. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate Atlantis The Prodigal Michael and a few genetically-modified friends infiltrate Atlantis and hold Teyla hostage. Can the team get to her before it's too late? (S5, ep14) Also in HD 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD