This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, May 23 2018

06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 4) 
06:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 5) 
07:00Monkey Life The team step in when Ben is injured by the alpha male during the chimp introduction. Orangutan Hsiao-Quai struggles with her ever-growing son, too. (S3, ep 3) 
07:30Monkey Life A four-month-old woolly monkey is hand-reared and, in the endangered golden-cheeked gibbons' enclosure, excitement bubbles when news breaks that Zoey may be pregnant. (S3, ep 4) 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep1) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep 2) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 5) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 6) 
10:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 6) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 7) 
11:00Sanctuary Nubbins A pair of creatures found in a bio research vessel turn into a problem when they start to breed. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Uncaged Sam's wife Michelle is held hostage by kidnappers, who in return for her life demand the release of Sam's archenemy, terrorist Tahir Khaled. (S8, ep 23) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua 'aihue (Stolen): Kono and Chin go undercover as art buyers to solve the murder of a tourist who was unwittingly transporting a stolen Van Gogh painting. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Poina 'ole (Not Forgotten): McGarrett and the gang investigate the murder of a neurosurgeon, uncovering a set of clues that shed light on a decades-old case. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Widow The team track a highly-specialised hit squad that takes out a special agent on assignment. The NCIS officers must apprehend the squad before the next target is set. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Zero Hour As General O'Neill tries to settle into his new job he faces his biggest crisis yet: the capture of SG-1 by the Goa'uld. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Wild Barts can't be Broken The children of Springfield rebel after Wiggum enforces a curfew. Featuring the guest voice of Cyndi Lauper. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons Havana Wild Weekend The Simpsons take a trip to Cuba in search of cheap medical care for Grampa. But, as usual, nothing quite goes to plan... (S28, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Dad Behavior Things backfire when Homer uses an app to outsource his father-son bonding with Bart. Meanwhile, Gramps discovers he is about to be a dad. (S28, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Last Traction Hero An accident at work leaves Homer in a cast and threatening to sue Mr Burns. Unfulfilled, Marge looks elsewhere for romance. (S28, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:00Carnage New & Exclusive. Six more teams get ready to crash and crush their way to the grand final as the next set of weaponised cars clash in the desert's perilous arenas. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00A League Of Their Own Will it be a red or blue win? Find out as British boxer Anthony Joshua, funnyman Jimmy Carr and Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones join the teams. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:00Scream 3 Film Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette battle a masked killer stalking the set of a horror movie. Horror directed by Wes Craven. Strong language/violence. (2000)(111 mins) Also in HD 
00:05Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 3) 
01:00Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates The BAFTA-winning documentary team embark on an intriguing investigation into modern day piracy. In this first episode Ross joins HMS Northumberland off the coast of Somalia. (1/3) Also in HD 
02:00Most Shocking: Seniors Gone Wild Cameras catch older people in incidents of shocking behaviour, including a 70-year-old in South Carolina who brandishes a gun of her own when faced with armed robbers. (S4, ep 2) 
03:00Jamestown Jocelyn finds out what it means to lose everything, while Yeardley forms a plan that could change the colony forever. Gripping series finale. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
04:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 10) 
04:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 1) 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog Tiny Tyrant British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 6)