This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, February 20 2018

06:00Modern Family Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's party gets an unexpected jumpstart, Cam faces off with his Halloween nemesis and Jay clashes with an old enemy. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Grab it: Mitchell is thrown into the spotlight when Cam fails to fill him in on his play. Phil threatens to spoil Jay's favourite place in the world. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family Thanksgiving Jamboree The Pritchett-Tuckers throw a huge Thanksgiving bash. Jay struggles to stay calm amid the chaos and Mitchell decides it's time to fess up. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family The Alliance Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret pact. Meanwhile, Luke gets caught in a compromising situation with a widow at the club. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama The Day The Earth Stood Stupid When Fry is the Earth's only hope against invading Brain Spawn, he's forced to use the one thing that's held him back his whole life: his mind! (S3, ep 7) 
08:30Futurama That's Lobstertainment Bender and Zoidberg travel to Hollywood in search of stardom. (S3, ep 8) 
09:00Road Wars Roma and Ronnie can't believe their eyes when a Slough driver blows the highest reading they've ever seen on a breathalyser and Chris busts an innovative supermarket thief. (S5, ep 9) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Pilot - Part 2: Myka and Peter ease into their roles at Warehouse 13, discovering the treasures it holds, and meet Lena, the proprietor of a B&B near the base. (S1, ep 2) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Between the Lines While Callen and the gang investigate the execution of an undercover agent, Kensi steps up her search for the White Ghost. (S5, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Zero Days Suspicions are aroused when Eric's friend, a computer expert, is attacked. Kensi, meanwhile, is reunited with a familiar face from her past. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kuka'awale (Stakeout): McGarrett and Danno keep tabs on a woman involved in a diamond robbery. Directed by series star Daniel Dae Kim. (S5, ep 17) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Spoils of War Pressure mounts as the team race to Afghanistan to rescue Kensi from the Taliban's clutches. Hetty, meanwhile, has some secrets to share. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Windfall The team investigate a former marine being pursued by members of al-Qaeda. Plus, Kensi returns to work and wants to hit the ground running. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Red Sky SG-1 discover that their wormhole may accidentally cause the extinction of life on a friendly world. (S5, ep 5) 
17:00The Simpsons While Bart and Lisa are merrily fishing near the Springfield Nuclear Reactor, they catch a three-eyed fish. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz Leela fights to save the lives of penguins after the Planet Express ship is involved in an oil spill on Pluto. (S3, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama Luck Of The Fryrish Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover, only to find that his older brother stole not only the clover - but his life. (S3, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons Enthused by the irresponsible behaviour of a daredevil cyclist at a monster truck rally, Bart decides on a career as a stunt skateboarder. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Marge writes a letter to the creators of The Itchy & Scratchy Show, asking them to tone down the violence. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Lawyer Lionel Hutz persuades Bart to lie about the extent of his injuries after he is knocked over by Mr Burns' car. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own James Corden and co welcome singer Nicole Scherzinger, The Mighty Boosh funnyman Noel Fielding and England rugby union star James Haskell. (S10, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: The Blacklist New & Exclusive. Ian Garvey: Red's desperation to hide the truth about the suitcase puts him on a collision course with Tom. And it will change everyone's lives forever. (S5, ep 8) Also in HD 
22:00New: Trollied New & Exclusive. Gavin makes the ultimate sacrifice in a desperate bid to fix things with Cheryl. Oblivious to the tension, Colin and Lisa plan their stag and hen dos. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
22:30Harry Hill's Tea Time New & Exclusive. Harry dons his safari suit for a wildlife special featuring Kate Humble. Watch out for musical and comedy skits, as well as Tea Time's very own badgercam. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. The team battle to keep the peace on the streets when two warring parties come to blows. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD New. 
00:00Ross Kemp's Britain Immigration Ross Kemp explores some of the most challenging issues facing Britain today in a hard-hitting new documentary series. He begins with immigration. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
01:00The Blacklist: Redemption Leland Bray Tom Keen teams up with Susan 'Scottie' Hargrave in this thrilling spin-off from the hit US show. He also secretly starts to dig into his murky past. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Pono Kaulike (Justice for All): Joe White returns to help out Danny and Chin, whose past transgressions have landed them in a spot of bother. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Kahania (Close Shave): A trip to the barbers takes an unexpected turn when McGarrett and Odell are fired at while trying to protect a young man from a gang. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
04:00It's Me Or The Dog Twenty-year-old former model Jade thought Chinese crested Tallulah would be the perfect accessory. Little did she know that this dog is a diva with her own baggage. (S2, ep 7) 
04:30It's Me Or The Dog Ben is an Alsatian with an attitude problem who refuses to be ordered around. Dog expert Victoria attempts to bring a halt to his bad boy ways. But will Ben play nice? (S2, ep 8) 
05:00Monkey Life Alison heads to Cheshire to rescue four more marmosets. Meanwhile, the primate care staff build a special enclosure to keep baby woolly monkey Bueno Junior safe. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
05:30Monkey Life At the orang nursery all eyes are on Hsiao-quai to see if she will step up to the mark and adopt baby Bulu, who has just arrived from Hungary after losing his mum. (S8, ep 14) Also in HD 
06:00Modern Family Snow Ball A simple error threatens everything when Manny and Luke put on a fancy winter ball at the school. Mitchell gets a wake-up call when he offers to help. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD