This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, July 18 2019

06:00Monkey Life Aris's knee injury turns out to be worse than expected during a trip to the vet. Chimp Patricia, meanwhile, is starting to get along with alpha male Hananya. (S2, ep 17) 
06:30Monkey Life Military aircraft are dispatched to transport 88 capuchin monkeys from their Chilean home to their new abode at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S2, ep 18) 
07:00Animal 999 Cameras follow staff at the SPCA, Scotland's largest animal charity, as they work tirelessly to ensure the welfare of wild and domestic animals all over the country. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Follow the SPCA's dedicated team of animal welfare officers and inspectors as they work tirelessly to save and protect wild and domestic animals across Scotland. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
08:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 6) 
08:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 7) 
09:00Road Wars Astonishing footage including a man who takes his frustrations out on the camera when the police corner him, and a dramatic cross country police pursuit. Strong language. (S1, ep 4) 
10:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 7) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 8) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Reign Fall Sam reflects on his relationship with his father while investigating the complicated case of a killer who is targeting marines. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Humbug The team investigate the burglary of a cyber-security company, but things get personal when it turns out Callen's girlfriend witnessed the hit. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kanalua (Doubt): The team call in a favour with familiar face August March (a returning Ed Asner), while McGarrett asks Catherine to help him track down his mother. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Lana I Ka Moana (Adrift): McGarrett and Danno's fishing trip on the open seas takes a turn for the worse when they spot a man who appears to be in distress on a life raft. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver DIY or Die Nerdy hero MacGyver and his crack clandestine team fend off more baddies with ingenious methods. First, they help a captured Navy SEAL. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Message Received Mitch and Cam struggle to cope with the spiralling cost of their wedding. The Dunphy kids, meanwhile, play a prank on Phil and Claire. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Wedding, Part 1: Celebrations are in order as Mitch and Cam prepare to tie the knot. Unexpected obstacles, however, threaten to ruin their big day. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Margical History Tour Marge gives the kids a colourful history lesson with the help of some locals. Homer becomes Henry VIII, while Bart plays boy genius Mozart. (S15, ep 11) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Game of Tones Fry travels back in time (via his dreams) to 31 December 1999 to decipher the meaning behind a mysterious alien melody. (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Murder on the Planet Express A team-building exercise is ruined when Fry and the gang are attacked by a shape-shifting, flesh-munching extra-terrestrial. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Simple Simpson Homer becomes an anonymous vigilante, shaming local miscreants by splatting them with pies. But can Mr Burns blackmail 'The Pie Man' into pieing the Dalai Lama? (S15, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Way We Weren't Marge is shocked to discover that she wasn't Homer's first kiss; he first smooched with a girl he met at summer camp. (S15, ep 20) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Bart-Mangled Banner The Simpsons are thrown in prison for high treason after Bart accidentally moons the American flag. Their only hope is an old coot with an escape plan. (S15, ep 21) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV In a Halloween special, Homer becomes the new Grim Reaper, while Bart and Milhouse get a stopwatch that allows them to stop time. (S15, ep 1) Also in HD 
20:30The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror XV Season 16 begins with three spooky Springfield tales. Ned Flanders can predict the future; Mr Burns' body is 'explored'; Lisa turns detective. (S16, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00An Idiot Abroad Egypt It's Pilkington versus the Pyramids as our home-loving host heads to Egypt. Fez in tow, Karl samples everything that Egyptian culture has to offer on his way to the Wonder. (5/8) Also in HD 
22:00Micky Flanagan's Detour De... ...France. Heading 'sarf', Micky and Noel stop off at a psychiatric hospital that once treated van Gogh, before making a splash in Cannes. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:00Agatha Raisin New & Exclusive. Agatha Raisin and The Wizard of Evesham: Ashley Jensen returns as super-stylish sleuth Agatha Raisin, and she's sure her Cotswolds hairdresser is up to no good. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:00Agatha Raisin New & Exclusive. Agatha Raisin and The Wizard of Evesham: The beauty salon case continues for sassy sleuth Agatha as she digs deeper into her charming hair stylist's crimes. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00Warrior New & Exclusive. The White Mountain: Big Bill spies a way to pay off his gambling debts. As Mai Ling meets with a rival tong, Ah Sahm is left contemplating a tempting offer. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars The fly on the wall series continues to provide adrenaline-rushing action. Dan and Daz tackle drug dealers and, Stateside, a driver pulls a gun on an officer. Strong language. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
03:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 10) 
03:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 1) 
04:00Babylon 5 Exogenesis Marcus and Franklin investigate a series of deaths caused by a mysterious parasite, while Shadow vessels gather suspiciously close to Centauri space. (S3, ep 5) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Thor's Chariot The SG-1 team must help stop a Goa'uld invasion on a planet whose main defence was Thor's hammer - which was destroyed by the team during an earlier visit. (S2, ep 6) 
06:00Monkey Life The Chilean capuchins arrive safe and sound in the UK, but there is bad news in the orangutan house. Concerns grow for Aris, too, in the aftermath of his knee operation. (S2, ep 19)