This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, July 16 2019

06:00Monkey Life Chimp Seamus surprises staff by managing to control his wild side, and the newborn woolly monkey meets other members of its species for the first time. (S2, ep 13) 
06:30Monkey Life Old habit dies hard as Seamus's period of calm comes to an abrupt end. Problems arise, meanwhile, when the team make arrangements for their trip to Chile. (S2, ep 14) 
07:00Animal 999 Follow the SPCA and its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they make it their prime mission to protect pets and wild animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
08:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 2) 
08:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 3) 
09:00Road Wars A car thief causes chaos in Torquay, the Road Crime Unit track a Mercedes Benz loaded with cocaine in Plymouth, and it's training day for the Tactical Aid Group. (S7, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 10) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 4) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles SEAL Hunter Shockwaves ripple through the team when Sam is arrested for a murder he swears he didn't commit. Directed by series star Chris O'Donnell. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Leipei When a man is killed by a small drone, the team uncover a connection to a terrorist group planning their next attack. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kopi wale no i ka i'a a 'eu no ka ilo. (Though the Fish is Well Salted, the Maggots Crawl): Five-0 help Duke when kidnappers force him to steal evidence. (S8, ep 22) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Hana a ka makua, o ka hana no ia a keiki (What Parents Do, Children Will Do): Five-0 take on the mob when Junior's friend witnesses a hit on a former boss. (S8, ep 23) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver Hole Puncher Mac poses as psychopath Murdoc when the team intercepts a terror group's message ordering Murdoc to carry out an assassination. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Vegas Minus the kids, the clans make their way to Sin City when Jay scores some luxury hotel rooms for free. Stephen Merchant guest stars. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family A Hard Jay's Night Plans for a chilled evening at Jay's turn out to be anything but. Plus, Mitch doesn't like a wedding gift made by Cam's dad. Flashing images/strong language. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: Bart enters his new robot into the Robot Rumble TV show without realising that it's Homer in a costume. Meanwhile, Lisa has cat trouble. (S15, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Saturday Morning Fun Pit In one of the show's most out-there outings, the Planet Express crew secure roles in a trio of Saturday morning-style cartoons. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Calculon 2.0 Celebrated robot actor Calculon is given a second stab at stardom when Bender and Fry take extreme measures to bring him back from the dead. (S10, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Smart & Smarter Guest star Simon Cowell is on form as the acid tongued interviewer at Miss Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery. Will the caustic supervisor let Maggie join the school? (S15, ep 13) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Ziff Who Came to Dinner When Homer discovers Marge's old flame Artie Ziff living in the attic, a poker game ends in jail for Homer and romance for Artie. (S15, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Co-Dependent's Day After a trip to a vineyard, Homer and Marge are three sheets to the wind. Drunk driver Homer crashes the car... so how come it's Marge who ends up in rehab? (S15, ep 15) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Can't get enough of James and the boys? Neither can we. That's why the series goes to extra time, with all the outtakes, pranks and wind-ups we were never meant to see. Also in HD 
21:00Rob & Romesh Vs... ... The NFL. Comedian mates Rob and Romesh meet and train with some of the NFL's biggest stars. Then, they get kitted up for a match in front of 80,000 people. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00New: Warrior New & Exclusive. The White Mountain: Big Bill spies a way to pay off his gambling debts. As Mai Ling meets with a rival tong, Ah Sahm is left contemplating a tempting offer. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:00Micky Flanagan's Detour De... ...France. France is famous for its fizz and food, so it would be rude of Micky and Noel not to indulge in both. Noel also takes on a huge cycling challenge. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 9) 
01:00The Blacklist The Ethicist While Red's away getting his psychiatric assessment, Liz gets to work tracking down a Blacklister who may know a thing or two about his past. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars Revealing the grit that goes into policing Britain's streets, tonight's instalment features a drugs raid, a confrontation with a drink driver and a firestarter. Strong language. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
03:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 6) 
03:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 7) 
04:00Babylon 5 Voices of Authority A new ally enters the fight against the shadows and Sheridan's actions are questioned on Earth. (S3, ep 5) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Gamekeeper The SG-1 team members are pulled into a virtual reality loop where they relive terrifying moments in their lives. (S2, ep 4) 
06:00Monkey Life Baby chimp Rodders needs to have a tooth removed after a rough playing session, and John examines the leg that ape Jimmy nearly lost. (S2, ep 15)