This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, March 20 2019

06:00Monkey Life Series three begins with 88 capuchin monkeys waking up to their first morning at Monkey World. The park's naughtiest resident, meanwhile, butts heads with an alpha male. (S3, ep 1) 
06:30Monkey Life Wildlife vet John Lewis is given a run for his money when he tries to sedate two excitable chimps. Plus, the male capuchins get used to life together. (S3, ep 2) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 8) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 9) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Princess Bcujo, Prada And Bearz Los Angeles Lakers executive Jeanie Buss asks Cesar Millan to help her Maltese Princess, because she keeps biting the players. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars More action-packed endeavours from the Proactive Elite Unit. Tonight, the team tackle Russian scam artists, a mini-moto menace and a dangerous driver. Strong language. (S6, ep 19) Also in HD 
10:00Babylon 5 New & Exclusive. No Compromises: The station has to adjust to the arrival of a new commanding officer. Sheridan allows a group of human telepaths to set up a colony. (S5, ep 1) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Double Trouble All bets are off in this nail-biting fifth season finale when Callen and Sam unravel a devious plot involving a drug cartel and a submarine. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deep Trouble, Part 2: Hitting the ground running, season six rejoins Sam and Callen on the submarine that's rigged to blow up. Will Hetty come to their rescue? (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana 'A'a Makehewa (Desperate Measures): Buffy's James Marsters returns and makes it a Christmas to remember for the Five-0, replacing holiday spirit with a high-tech bomb. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ke Kinohi (The Beginning): Emotions run high when Mary Ann is kidnapped. As McGarrett sets out to find his sister, he stumbles upon clues to his mother's murder... (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
15:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Wales From violent drunks and drug dealers to a dangerous domestic incident, this week's fix focuses on cops based in West Wales. (S1, ep 4) 
16:00Modern Family The Party Luke and Manny are left in charge when the family go out. But when the fire alarm goes off, Claire starts to suspect the boys are throwing a party. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Man Shouldn't Lie Claire and the kids desperately try to hide a dog from Phil. Meanwhile, Jay finds himself in a pickle with Gloria. (S7, ep 19) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer relishes the critical acclaim Marge receives for a novel she writes... until he discovers the plot. With Tom Clancy and Thomas Pynchon. (S15, ep 10) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Mutants Are Revolting Leela's sent underground for being a mutant, though she's not the kind of intergalactic gal to take things lying down... (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Wandering Juvie Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) is Gina, a tough inmate at the Springfield Correctional Facility. When Bart is sent down, the pair become friends... sort of. (S15, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding When Mrs Krabappel calls off her wedding to Principal Skinner, Marge and Homer step in with relationship advice. Like they can talk... (S15, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Catch 'Em if you Can: Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marge after they sneak away on a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Grampa catches the eye of a dashing Cuban man. (S15, ep 18) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own... ...US Road Trip 2.0. The fun continues as Jack, Jamie and Freddie go deep-sea fishing for sharks in Miami and crocodile hunting in Florida's Everglades. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00New: Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. Bad Day to be a Hero: Rick's crush Toni bids to settle her mob debt by playing poker. So when gunmen rock up, she's in trouble. Enter Magnum. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
22:00New: Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. Money or Barnaby? A broke Nina has to make a tough decision when the Shermans offer her a golden chance to rejoin her family. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:30Strike Back: Silent War The crew run into kidnapped scientists, vengeful politicians and one fiery street festival as they chase the stolen missile to Goa. (S7, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:30Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life. Kids: Karl sets off around the world in an attempt to understand why people want children. Contains strong language and sexual references. (3/5) Also in HD 
00:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 5) 
01:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 9) 
01:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 10) 
02:00Comedians Watching Football... ...with Friends. New & Exclusive. Josh Widdicombe, Matt Forde and Stephen Mangan tune into the week's big games for a laugh with Adrian Chiles, John Barnes and Denise van Outen. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:30Duck Quacks Don't Echo Comedian Lee Mack is joined by Dara O'Briain, Melanie Chisholm and Ruth Jones for a riotous panel show that test-runs the world's most startling facts. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
03:00A League Of Their Own Unseen Rejoin the A League of Their Own boys and their guests as the hit comedy and entertainment show runs into extra time with outtakes and unseen footage. (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Rising Star Marcus makes the ultimate sacrifice for Ivanova. The alliance between Sheridan and Delenn signals a new age of peace in the universe. (S4, ep 21) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Zero Hour As General O'Neill tries to settle into his new job he faces his biggest crisis yet: the capture of SG-1 by the Goa'uld. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The team step in when Ben is injured by the alpha male during the chimp introduction. Orangutan Hsiao-Quai struggles with her ever-growing son, too. (S3, ep 3)