This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, July 17 2018

06:00Modern Family Up All Night Javier Delgado, Manny's infamously unreliable dad, stirs up trouble in the Pritchett household. Guest starring Benjamin Bratt. Infrequent mild language. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Not In My House Jay and Gloria argue over a statue and bona fide eyesore. Claire finds an X-rated image on her computer... Moderate sex references/flashing images. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life A baby marmoset is looking for a new mum and dad. Bachelor chimp Paco is in the wars with an injured toe and a heart scare. Plus the nursery orangs box clever at play time. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Woolly monkey Piquita may be expecting a new arrival, while Marmosets Hazel and Solomon meet a new arrival themselves. The park receives five unusual nocturnal guests. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 13) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 14) 
09:00Animal 999 Pilot whales are in danger of becoming beached on South Uist, horses risk being poisoned by the toxic ragwort weed, and inspectors check in at a farming show. (S1, ep 7) 
09:30Animal 999 SPCA staff try to build up an emaciated seal's strength so it can rejoin its family in the sea, and three baby hedgehogs fight for life at the Penicuik centre. (S1, ep 8) 
10:00The Dog Whisperer Brady, Bandit and Hootie Cesar has his hands full with a labrador that is obsessed with water and he also meets a chihuahua with a penchant for biting legs. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00Modern Family Travels With Scout Claire is suspicious of the impromptu arrival of Grandpa Dunphy (Fred Willard), and Cam joins Dylan's band. Mild language/comic violence. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Airport 2010 It's Jay's birthday and Gloria plans a romantic getaway with a catch: the rest of the clan will be joining them. Mature themes/flashing images. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Zero Days Suspicions are aroused when Eric's friend, a computer expert, is attacked. Kensi, meanwhile, is reunited with a familiar face from her past. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua Hiki Mai Kapalena Pau Five-0 are forced to put their search for Wo Fat on the backburner, and turn their attention to a greater threat: bio-terrorism on the island. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Double Trouble All bets are off in this nail-biting fifth season finale when Callen and Sam unravel a devious plot involving a drug cartel and a submarine. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deep Trouble, Part 2: Hitting the ground running, season six rejoins Sam and Callen on the submarine that's rigged to blow up. Will Hetty come to their rescue? (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Morpheus As reports flood into the Gate Room of an extraordinary young girl leading the Ori invasion, the SG-1 team journeys to a mysterious planet in search of the Sangraal. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IX An evil toupee possesses Homer and Bart and Lisa find themselves trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Murder on the Planet Express A team-building exercise is ruined when Fry and the gang are attacked by a shape-shifting, flesh-munching extra-terrestrial. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Space Pilot 3000 A pizza delivery boy named Fry awakens from a state of suspended animation and finds himself in a futuristic world populated by aliens, robots and spaceships. (S1, ep 1) 
18:30The Simpsons Viva Ned Flanders Homer shows Flanders how to enjoy life by taking him to Las Vegas. (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Wild Barts can't be Broken The children of Springfield rebel after Wiggum enforces a curfew. Featuring the guest voice of Cyndi Lauper. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer organises a trip to the Super Bowl but the tickets he bought turn out to be fake. (S10, ep 12) Also in HD 
20:00Football's Funniest Moments 5 New & Exclusive. From Gary Neville's stint at Valencia to Alan Pardew's dance moves, fans choose football's funniest moments. With David James, Jamie Carragher and Paul Whitehouse. Also in HD 
21:00Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud The Underdog Why do the British so love an underdog? Micky checks out some of the most famous as he explores what it takes to become an underdog. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Essex Don't Call Me Darling In Clacton, trouble comes in threes as traffic cops pursue a dangerous getaway car, an uninsured driver and a reported stolen vehicle. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own Let the games begin as James Corden welcomes Tottenham winger Andros Townsend, presenter Laura Whitmore and funnyman Micky Flanagan into the fold. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 1) 
02:00Most Shocking: Stopped By The Law Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S1, ep 7) 
03:00Night Cops An inside scoop into the lives of Britain's policemen. Tonight's gritty episode involves a violent individual not afraid to use his fists and a double drug arrest. Strong language. (5/6) 
04:00Animal 999 Pilot whales are in danger of becoming beached on South Uist, horses risk being poisoned by the toxic ragwort weed, and inspectors check in at a farming show. (S1, ep 7) 
04:30Animal 999 SPCA staff try to build up an emaciated seal's strength so it can rejoin its family in the sea, and three baby hedgehogs fight for life at the Penicuik centre. (S1, ep 8) 
05:00Futurama Murder on the Planet Express A team-building exercise is ruined when Fry and the gang are attacked by a shape-shifting, flesh-munching extra-terrestrial. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Space Pilot 3000 A pizza delivery boy named Fry awakens from a state of suspended animation and finds himself in a futuristic world populated by aliens, robots and spaceships. (S1, ep 1) 
06:00Modern Family Fifteen Percent Mitchell sows the seed that one of Jay's buddies is secretly gay. Chazz Palminteri guest stars. Mild language/sex references/flashing images. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD