This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, February 18 2020

06:00Monkey Life Aris's knee injury turns out to be worse than expected during a trip to the vet. Chimp Patricia, meanwhile, is starting to get along with alpha male Hananya. (S2, ep 17) 
06:30Monkey Life Military aircraft are dispatched to transport 88 capuchin monkeys from their Chilean home to their new abode at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S2, ep 18) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 10) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 11) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Miles, Maxie and Booker Former Guns N' Roses drummer Matt Sorum is worried about his French bulldog's behaviour towards other dogs. Can Cesar set his mind at ease? (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Reality series following Ireland's border agents working in passport control, immigration, security, policing and various counterfeit departments. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 8) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Personal Deeks' morning takes a dramatic detour when he's shot during a convenience store robbery. All is not as it seems, however, when Callen and Sam investigate. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Enemy Within It's a race against the clock when a Navy Intelligence Commander responsible for tracking the movements of a visiting foreign diplomat suddenly disappears. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 E'ao lu'au a kualima: Junior gets torn between Five-0 and his feelings for an ex when a bank heist turns into a homicide. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ai No I Ka 'Ape He Mane'o No Ko Ka Nuku: Tani and Junior go after a lethal load of drugs. Danny's ex-mother-in-law (Joan Collins) shows up. (S9, ep 18) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver Ruler An overseas mission goes wrong when Mac and the team are blamed for a terrorist bombing. Can they avoid authorities for long enough to clear their name? (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Brushes With Celebrity The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers look back at their biggest run-ins with celebs and it seems that barely any of them managed to play it cool... (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Tough Love Phil decides a solo camping trip will help boost his confidence, while Mitchell's plan to teach Cam and Lily each a lesson backfires. (S9, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Maximum Homerdrive Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Marge decides to have an adventure of her own - and purchases a new doorbell. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Luck Of The Fryrish Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover, only to find that his older brother stole not only the clover - but his life. (S3, ep 10) 
18:00Futurama The Cyber House Rules Tired of feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted onto her face. Bender adopts 12 children. (S3, ep 11) 
18:30The Simpsons Monty Can't Buy Me Love Mr Burns attempts to win adoration by transporting the Loch Ness monster to Springfield. (S10, ep 21) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons They Saved Lisa's Brain Lisa is invited to join Mensa and Homer receives a free erotic photo session. Featuring the guest voice of Stephen Hawking. (S10, ep 22) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo When the Simpson family find themselves stranded in Japan they are forced to take part in a shocking game show to win enough money to return home. (S10, ep 23) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own - ... ...European Road Trip. New & Exclusive. Best Bits: Relive the boys' epic road trip in a look back a the wackiest challenges and biggest laughs of their European adventure. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00An Idiot Abroad Peru Pilkington is sent on his final mission: to visit Machu Picchu in Peru. Along the way, Karl 'enjoys' an overnight stay in the Amazon jungle and meets some reformed cannibals. (7/8) Also in HD 
22:00The Force: North East Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Cops race to a stabbing outside a pub in Newcastle. Plus, officers bust a cannabis farm. Fast-paced documentary series. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
23:00New: Jett Rosalie Bennie finds himself getting close to Rosalie. Dillon gets bad news from Carter, and Jett is forced to overcome a detour before completing her latest job for Evans. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
00:15Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. Wait a Minute, then who was that on that Ladder?: Iris sets up a risky meet-and-greet with Judd and the passengers. Meanwhile, Ryan and Billie head below deck. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:50The Heist 1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. The detectives are hot on the looters' heels, and it's not long before they have their first suspect. One competitor makes an audacious move to stash his share. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:50Hawaii Five-0 Ikiiki I Ka La O Keawalua McGarrett and Grover uncover an extremist group's deadly plan as they dig into Flippa's friend's murder. (S9, ep 14) Also in HD 
02:55Hawaii Five-0 Ho'opio 'ia e ka noho ali'i a ka ua: Five-0 must protect serial killer El Diablo from an assassin just as a dangerous hurricane strikes. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD 
04:00Futurama Luck Of The Fryrish Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover, only to find that his older brother stole not only the clover - but his life. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
04:30Futurama The Cyber House Rules Tired of feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted onto her face. Bender adopts 12 children. (S3, ep 11) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 2001 In meeting a benign alien race, SG-1 comes into contact with a third species that seems too good to be true. (S5, ep 10) 
06:00Monkey Life The Chilean capuchins arrive safe and sound in the UK, but there is bad news in the orangutan house. Concerns grow for Aris, too, in the aftermath of his knee operation. (S2, ep 19)