This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, December 14 2017

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00It's Me Or The Dog Man vs Manny British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Renowned dog trainer Cesar Millan helps owners of unruly and disobedient pets in an attempt to make their lives a little easier. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
10:00Meerkat Manor An Awfully Big Adventure A pup takes a trip out with the foragers, but learns a tough lesson about living on the Kalahari. (S1, ep 11) 
10:30Meerkat Manor The Calm Before the Storm Flower is left in charge while Shakespeare goes on the hunt for food. (S1, ep 12) 
11:00Modern Family iSpy: Claire persuades Phil to help her spy on Luke, and Gloria's suspicions are aroused by Jay's sleep talking. Mature themes/flashing images. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family The Feud Phil, Jay and Luke wage war against three generations of Thorpes, while Gloria starts to worry about Manny's lack of self-confidence. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Long Goodbye The team begin a desperate search when Jada, the woman Sam brought from Sudan to the US four years ago, goes missing. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ike Maka (Identity): The Five-0 investigate when a man is discovered dead in the trunk of a stolen car, a man who went to great lengths not to be easily identified... (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ki'ilua (Deceiver): Jenna Kaye resurfaces and she's got a favour to ask of McGarrett, involving a trip to North Korea, rebels and a high-risk rescue mission. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Cancel Christmas: The team investigate the poisoning of a suspected spy. Meanwhile, Deeks and Kensi struggle to organise their festive plans. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Jolinar's Memories - Part I: Major Samantha Carter must access her memories of Jolinar in order to save her father. (S3, ep 12) 
17:00The Simpsons Homer becomes the team mascot for the local minor baseball league. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons Lawyer Lionel Hutz persuades Bart to lie about the extent of his injuries after he is knocked over by Mr Burns' car. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Believing he only has one day left to live, Homer tries to cram as much into his remaining hours as possible. Featuring the guest voices of Larry King and George Takei. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met and fell in love. Featuring the guest voice of John Lovitz. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Irreconcilable Differences: Star City faces a major threat as Black Siren kidnaps Lance in the hope of trading his life for a weapon of mass destruction. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: 2018 Preview Show Join Sky Cinema's Alex Zane as he looks ahead to the biggest and best films hitting the silver screen in 2018. Also in HD 
22:00New: The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Comedian Russell Howard welcomes a special guest as he celebrates the heroes and mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons Homer and Ned Flanders pressure their sons to win a miniature golf championship. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:30The Simpsons Bart runs away from home after an argument with Lisa. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own Boxing legend Lennox Lewis, Olympic gold medallist Christine Ohuruogu and comedian Sean Lock swing by the studio in another knockout edition. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Essex New & Exclusive. Bank Holiday Blues and Twos: Southend police are called to a mass brawl on the seafront. Contains flashing images. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Wales From violent drunks and drug dealers to a dangerous domestic incident, this week's fix focuses on cops based in West Wales. (S1, ep 4) 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Come Back Kensi and Deeks announce they are moving in together - just as Hetty assigns them the task of protecting Kensi's ex-fiancÚ Jack. (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
04:00NCIS: Los Angeles Matryoshka Part 2: The team craft a plan to rescue Anna's father. Special Agent G Callen learns what the "G" in his name stands for. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Pekaso and Yogi & Smokey Cesar gets tough with a fuss-pot Pekinese that's too frightened of water to drink and two Chow-mix brothers that have to be kept in separate rooms. (S5, ep 25) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD New.