This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, January 16 2018

06:00The Dog Whisperer Sonny, Chocolate & Cinnamon and Boo A psychologist calls in the big guns when her pet pug and pet pig get a little rowdy and Cesar helps an emotionally scarred German shepherd. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00Meerkat Manor The Quiet Fields Mozart tends to her new pups alone, while the Commandos force a confrontation with the Whiskers. (S2, ep 13) 
08:30Meerkat Manor On Dangerous Ground The Whiskers gang run into their new neighbours, the Zappa gang, whom they dispatch with some ease. But during the fight, Flower's pups go missing. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 5) 
10:00Stargate Atlantis Poisoning The Well The team encounters a human civilization, the Hoffans, recovering from a Wraith attack. Do they have the knowledge to create a weapon to combat the enemy? (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
11:00MacGyver Can Opener MacGyver goes undercover as an inmate at a maximum security prison in order to break out a notorious drug kingpin. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles LD50 When five dead bodies are found in a warehouse, the team find themselves on the trail of a deadly bio-weapon and a dealer named 'The Dutchman'. Sweaty-palmed stuff. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Imi Loko Ka 'Uhane (See Within One's Soul): A US talk show host is thrown into the thick of the action when she's given permission to film the Five-0 for the day. (S3, ep 21) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho'opio (To Take Captive): The team investigate when the body of a teenage girl who disappeared 10 years earlier is discovered in the woods. (S3, ep 22) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Human Traffic The action-packed crime drama starring Chris O' Donnell and LL Cool J returns for a second season. The team must work with the LAPD to find a missing officer. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 The Other Side SG-1 responds to a plea for help from a civilisation that has traced its roots back to Earth. (S4, ep 2) 
17:00The Simpsons Mypods And Boomsticks There's a clash of cultures in the latest comedy fix as Bart befriends a Middle Eastern boy. Lisa does all she can to become the proud owner of a Mypod. (S20. ep 7) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Holiday Spectacular The Planet Express crew celebrate a trio of holidays, learning the meaning of X-mas, Robanukah and - of course - Kwanzaa. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Benderama Season eight kicks off with a crisis when the Earth is overrun by increasingly tiny Benders. Guest starring Patton Oswalt as Giant Unattractive Monster. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons In The Name Of The Grandfather The Simpsons head to Ireland to visit Grampa's favourite pub, and after a Guinness or two Homer and his dad decide to buy the business. (S20, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Wedding For Disaster Homie proposes to Marge for the second time when he discovers that their marriage licence is invalid. However, the big day doesn't go without a hitch. (S20, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Eeny Teeny Maya Moe Moe, Springfield's Duff beer connoisseur, is on the lookout for love. Will Cupid aim arrows in his direction? Plus, Homer spends quality time with Maggie. (S20, ep 16) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons Bull-E When Bart gets picked on at a school dance, Marge fights for tougher anti-bullying laws - a move that lands Homer in hot water. Johnny Mathis guests. (S26, ep 21) Also in HD 
20:30New: Harry Hill's Tea Time New & Exclusive There are weird recipes, crazy cooking and a La La Land tribute on the menu as Harry Hill brings actress Jessie Wallace into the culinary mayhem. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00New: The Blacklist New & Exclusive. Miss Rebecca Thrall: Red ropes Tom into an elaborate plan to help rebuild his criminal reputation. Personal problems distract Ressler from a very important case. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:00New: Trollied New & Exclusive. Cheryl starts to seriously regret leaving Gavin in charge of the wedding plans. Katie's left to show Lou the ropes - and that's not something that proves easy. (S7, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:30A League Of Their Own The best moments from series nine of the riotous panel show hosted by James Corden, with Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall. (S9, ep 9) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: North East New & Exclusive. Northumbria police hunt for the mother of a three-year-old boy found all alone. Officers deal with a serial offender who's aiming to get arrested 600 times. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Las Vegas Ross travels to the entertainment capital of the world where he discovers how life in Las Vegas is far from fun for many. Contains scenes of drug use. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Pa'ani (The Game): Five-0 need the help of American football star Arian Foster (guesting as himself) to solve the murder of an executive whose drink was spiked. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Ki'i (Dolls): Catherine gets her skates on and goes undercover at a roller derby, while Doris has a run-in with a burglar. Guest starring Duane 'Dog' Chapman. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD 
03:00The Blacklist The Scimitar Liz and Ressler attempt to track down a dangerous hitman who has been dispatched to exact revenge for the assassination of an Iranian scientist. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Cujo and Molly Cesar takes an aggressive Lab-mastiff mix back to his Dog Psychology Center for some serious therapy and helps to quieten a feisty Jack Russell. (S5, ep 26) Also in HD 
06:00The Dog Whisperer Molly, Jane, & Genoa Cesar helps a golden retriever that seems to be trapped in a nightmare, rampaging throughout her house every time her owner comes home. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD