This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday

Listings for Sky One on Thursday, May 23 2019

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 12) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Harley, Annabelle and Memphis Debbie loves Labrador Harley, but he's too much for her to handle. Can Cesar put him on the straight and narrow? (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 1) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 2) 
10:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Liabilities Callen and Sam pull Granger's ex-secret agent daughter Jennifer out of witness protection as they try to track down a dangerous underground spy. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Warrior of Peace Callen leaves no stone unturned when authorities apprehend his father as part of an exchange for two US photographers held hostage in Iran. (S9, ep 16) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Nanahu (Embers): Five-0 need outside help to track down an arsonist targeting couples. Plus, Danno takes Amber on a romantic getaway. (S5, ep 16) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kuka'awale (Stakeout): McGarrett and Danno keep tabs on a woman involved in a diamond robbery. Directed by series star Daniel Dae Kim. (S5, ep 17) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Radical Hondo must save the day when a suicide bomber takes hostages at a college. He's also in for a shock when he challenges Hicks about Buck's dismissal. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Bixby's Back It's Valentine's Day and that can only mean one thing, the return of Clive Bixby! Plus, Mitchell's PA proves problematic, and Jay and Gloria get competitive. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Princess Party DeDe's back to celebrate Lily's birthday and she's brought some baggage with her. Shelley Long and Matt Dillon guest. Moderate language/flashing images. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Singin' in the Lane: Homer and the guys reunite their old bowling team, only to end up in fierce competition with a team of arrogant millionaires. (S29, ep 7) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Where The Buggalo Roam Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled their 'buggalo' livestock on Mars. (S4, ep 6) 
18:00Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
18:30The Simpsons No Good Read goes Unpunished Marge orders everyone to ditch their gadgets and head to the book store. Can it bring the family together? With Daniel Radcliffe. (S29, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons King Leer Marge, Homer and the kids discover Moe is estranged from his family and mount a grand plan to bring him and them back together. (S29, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Lisa gets the Blues Lisa refinds her love of jazz when the family wind up in New Orleans. Bart discovers Louisiana's voodoo, while Homer discovers its booze. (S29, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Flash New & Exclusive. Legacy: It's Barry vs Reverse Flash as our favourite superhero speedster and his oldest and greatest nemesis clash in the season's tense penultimate episode. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
21:00New: There's Something About... ...Movies. New & Exclusive. Whose screen smarts are Oscar-worthy? And whose deserve a Razzie? Alan Carr quizzes Jason Isaacs, Rob Delaney, Mandeep Dhillon and Katherine Ryan. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00Hellboy II: The Golden... ...Army A demon detective fights to uphold an ancient truce between mankind and the underworld. Fantasy sequel. Contains strong language/fantasy violence/flashing images. (2008)(115 mins) Also in HD 
00:15The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news, talks to Michelle Wolf about being trolled on Twitter by Trump, and takes an ice bath with Paul Chowdhry. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
01:15Road Wars Shocking scenes as police in Leamington Spa take on an axe-wielding maniac, while across the pond a state trooper survives being hit by a speeding truck. Strong language. (S5, ep 4) 
02:15Jamestown Jamestown is transfixed when something extraordinary shows up. Meanwhile, Silas faces major consequences after attacking Yeardley. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:15NCIS: Los Angeles The Monster The team unearth a murderer who puts on pricey shows for voyeurs. Callen helps Mosley bring in someone from her past. Contains disturbing scenes. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD 
04:10Babylon 5 TKO A disgraced prizefighter tries to prove his worth by being the first human to compete in a violent alien sporting event held on the station. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
05:05Stargate SG-1 Memento Mori Suffering from amnesia and on the run, Vala takes a job as a waitress while she tries to piece together who she is and what has happened to her. (S10, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 13)