This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, May 24 2018

06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 6) 
06:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 7) 
07:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) 
07:30Monkey Life A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep3) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep 4) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 7) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 8) 
10:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 8) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 9) 
11:00Sanctuary The Five The appearance of an old friend brings up secrets from Dr Magnus's past and danger from the present. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Unleashed Following the kidnapping of his wife, Sam goes rogue in the hope of stopping terrorist Tahir Khaled once and for all. Season finale. (S8, ep 24) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 La Po'ino (Doomsday): The team are reunited with Joe White (guest star Terry O'Quinn) when a patient infected with a lethal strain of bird flu is kidnapped. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Powehiwehi (Blackout): Kono has a close encounter with an elusive criminal, before making a decision about her relationship with Adam. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Borderline The NCIS team jumps into action when video surveillance footage shows an ambush on a vehicle transporting Marines in the desert. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Icon SG-1's arrival on another planet sparks a civil war between the Rand Protectorate and the Caledonian Federation. Daniel tries to stop the fighting but ends up trapped. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer organises a trip to the Super Bowl but the tickets he bought turn out to be fake. (S10, ep 12) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
18:00Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before The cast of the original Star Trek series guest star in an episode which sees Fry attempting to re-establish the banned sci-fi series on Earth. (S4, ep 12) 
18:30The Simpsons The Nightmare after Krustmas Krusty and his daughter spend an eventful Christmas with the Simpsons. Reverend Lovejoy tries to add to his congregation. (S28, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Great Phatsby Homer and Bart help Mr Burns get revenge on a man who conned him. Marge opens a new store and Lisa is courted by the richest kid in town. (S28, ep 12) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. The Ties that Bind: The season builds towards a dramatic finale. Felicity gets a chance to stop Diaz as he takes aim at Team Arrow and their families. (S6, ep 22) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Pattern of Life: A SEAL Team bullet makes for a fraught situation at a family home in Yemen, where intel suggests there are links to a terrorist network. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Week That Wasn't New & Exclusive. The mischief continues as impressionists Alistair McGowan, Ronni Ancona and co offer another fun-packed version of the week's events. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:30The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks Ku Klux Klan with blues musician Daryl Davis. Musical comedy from Harry and Chris. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
23:30Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud Offence As a comic, the subject of offence is close to Micky's heart. But what is out of bounds? Sex, size, race, Donald Trump? Micky goes in search of answers. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:30A League Of Their Own The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special episode featuring more never-before-seen footage from the series. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
01:00Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates In the second instalment of the BAFTA-winning team's look at modern day piracy, Ross heads to Nigeria, home of the world's bloodiest, yet least reported, piracy attacks. (2/3) Also in HD 
02:00Most Shocking: Liquored Up Ladies Police must break up a brawl between a group of women who are supposed to be enjoying a boozy night in London. In Florida, a drunk driver loses control of her vehicle. (S4, ep 3) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo The fact-busting comedy panel series is back as Lee Mack is joined by Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox to put a host of fascinating titbits to the test. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 3) 
04:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 4) 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog Killer Instinct Dog expert Victoria Stilwell deals with America's most mischievous mutts. Victoria is confronted with a violent Jack Russell Terrier. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 8)