This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, March 22 2019

06:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) 
06:30Monkey Life A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 12) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 13) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Eton & Dolly And The Pups On Parole Cesar visits a jail to help inmates rehabilitate wayward pups through a programme called 'Pups on Parole'. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars Action-packed exploits include the high-speed pursuit of a drug-dealer and a confrontation with joy-riders. Strong language. (S7, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:00Babylon 5 The Paragon of Animals Sheridan plans to use the telepath colony for information gathering, but a crisis threatens the formation of the Interstellar Alliance. (S5, ep 3) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles The 3rd Choir Callen and the gang race into action after learning that a figure from their past is targeting a member of the team. Plus, Nate Getz returns. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Budget Callen and Sam head south of the border to find an employee who managed to escape a professional shooting at the Department of Defense. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 E Malama Five-0 must protect the sole witness in a high-profile murder case, a task that grows even taller when it turns out that multiple assassins are targeting her. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Powa Maka Moana (Pirate): Five-0 set sail when a group of wealthy spring-breakers are kidnapped and held to ransom by local pirates. All is not as it seems, however... (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
15:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 1) 
16:00Modern Family Double Click Phil catches Luke in a compromising position. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitch make plans to spend the summer apart. Last in series. (S7, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family A Tale of Three Cities The Golden Globe and Emmy award-winning comedy returns for season eight as all three families recount their unique holiday experiences. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore When Milhouse and his mother relocate to Capital City, Bart strikes up a friendship with Lisa. (S15, ep 12) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Neutopia After overhearing Fry and the gang bickering about the superiority of the sexes, an annoyed alien teaches them a lesson via some neutering. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Ghost In The Machines Bender bites the dust, but, like most televisual ghosts, the bot is having trouble 'moving on'. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Fraudcast News Reports of Mr Burns' death are greatly exaggerated. When the obituaries tell the truth about him, Monty starts buying up the media to brainwash Springfield. (S15, ep 22) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons All's Fair In Oven War While Marge concentrates on sabotaging a cookery competition, Bart holds a 'Playdude' party attended by Hollywood legend James Caan. (S16, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Sleeping With The Enemy Lisa becomes paranoid about her weight when the kids at school make fun of her posterior. Marge, much to Bart's horror, befriends bully Nelson Muntz. (S16, ep 3) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Krusty the Clown: Krusty comes close to Homer-cide after Homer gives him a bad TV review. He hides in a circus, but soon finds he's the centre of attention. (S30, ep 8) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. Kids these Days: Haley's in need of advice and turns to Claire for help. Mitch runs into Phil's nemesis Gil, and Jay and Cam get a lesson from Manny and Phil. (S10, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: Curfew New & Exclusive. There's trouble when the Volvo and the tow truck crash in the middle of nowhere. Lou and Ruby need spare parts. Fast. But they come at a steep price. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00New: Late Late Show Best Of The Week ...with James Corden. New & Exclusive. Catch Corden's prank on David Beckham in highlights from the hit show. With Gordon Ramsay, Kate Beckinsale, Milo Ventimiglia and Elle King. Also in HD 
23:00Comedians Watching Football... ...with Friends. New & Exclusive. Josh Widdicombe, Matt Forde and Stephen Mangan tune into the week's big games for a laugh with Adrian Chiles, John Barnes and Denise van Outen. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:30Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (2/3) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Tony Adams, David Baddiel and Aisling Bea for another round of the sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 5) Also in HD 
01:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 3) 
01:30Bounty Hunters Money or Barnaby? A broke Nina has to make a tough decision when the Shermans offer her a golden chance to rejoin her family. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Sound of Silence A naval weapons chief collapses on the job. A stress-induced breakdown? Or a terror threat? NCIS race to find out. (S10, ep 12) Also in HD 
03:00A League Of Their Own Let the games begin! Dele Alli, Rob Beckett and Stephen Mangan join James Corden and the boys for a new series of the hit show. (S12, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 New & Exclusive. No Compromises: The station has to adjust to the arrival of a new commanding officer. Sheridan allows a group of human telepaths to set up a colony. (S5, ep 1) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Avatar Teal'c is trapped in a virtual reality simulation in which he must defend the base from a Goa'uld super-soldier incursion. To help him, O'Neill joins the 'game'. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
06:00Modern Family The Storm Everyone heads to Jay and Gloria's when a huge storm causes a power cut. However, so many people in such close quarters can only spell trouble... (S7, ep 14) Also in HD