This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, September 20 2019

06:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 2) 
06:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 3) 
07:00Snake Boss It's Not Easy Being Green Julia arrives just in time to thwart a quick getaway. Bonnie goes to doggie boot camp, then it's code red with one of Australia's most venomous snakes. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:30Snake Boss The Fear Factor Julia deals with a potted threat, before catching a tiny house dweller and scaling a rooftop to rescue a big snake. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Cricket, Hemingway and Rigby Cesar helps pop star Ashlee Simpson-Wentz with her unruly bulldog. With a baby on the way, it's imperative that Cesar calms their chaotic canine. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 4) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Children Of The Gods (Part 1 of 2): In the first episode, Colonel O'Neill is called out of retirement to lead a military unit on the first of many missions through the Stargate. (S1, ep 1) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Into the Breach A journalist is murdered and it's up to NCIS to investigate. Kensi and Deeks power through their wedding to-do list. (S10, ep 16) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Till Death Do Us Part It's the wedding we've been waiting for. But surprise guests mean Kensi and Deeks won't get hitched without a hitch. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 He lokomaika'i ka manu o Kaiona (Kind is the Bird of Kaiona): McGarrett and Jerry join Catherine Rollins in a race to stop a suspected terrorist. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ahuwale ka nane huna (The Answer to the Riddle is Seen): Harry Langford needs help when a British royal runs away. Plus, a mysterious tape shows up at 5-0 HQ. (S8, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00Caught On Dashcam A countdown of the most incredible, hilarious and spectacular real life crashes in the world - all caught on dashcam. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Clash of Swords Mitch makes a fan faux-pas after sneaking out to Hero Con. Joe's party is ruined when Donna throws a better bash next door. Season finale. (S9, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Pilot This skewed US sitcom celebrates the drama and dysfunction of three left-field families. A twisted tour of relative chaos. Mild sexual references/flashing images. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons When Homer finds out about a miracle hair growth formula, he rushes out to buy it. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 2: Leela discovers that plans to create the universe's largest miniature golf course will destroy innocent lives and takes a stand. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Wild Green Yonder, Part 3: Bender agrees to help apprehend Leela and her band of eco-warriors, and the Grand Curator assigns Fry a mission. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met and fell in love. Featuring the guest voice of John Lovitz. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons When Homer illegally connects to cable, Lisa worries that her father has broken the eighth commandment. Watch out for the amusing 'So You've Decided To Steal Cable' pamphlet. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Homer tells Bart that either Santa's Little Helper goes to obedience school and learns to listen or they will have to get rid of him. Special guest voice Tracy Ullman. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
20:00Modern Family Fears The delectably dysfunctional clan reveal their fears. While Phil deals with the dark, Manny overcomes an aversion to roller coasters. Moderate sex reference. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family Truth Be Told Mitch confronts his boss, Jay delivers some bad news and Phil is reunited with a frisky former flame. Mild sex references/strong language/flashing images. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
21:00New: Temple New & Exclusive. The clinic's secrecy falls into jeopardy when Daniel puts Beth's ex-colleague Anna in an impossible position. Strong language. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Freddie Flintoff steps up to host as Jamie and Romesh team up with comedians Lee Mack and Kevin Bridges, sprinter Dina Asher-Smith and hockey star Sam Quek. (S14, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to award-winning comedian Sarah Millican. Stand-up from Mae Martin. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 6) 
01:00Manifest Point of No Return Ben and Vance team up for a high-stakes race to locate Flight 828's missing passengers. Challenges await Cal as he returns to school. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:00The Force: North East New & Exclusive. Dog Days: The dog unit deal with a man who has barricaded himself in his house with a Rottweiler inside. Plus a woman thought to have overdosed disappears. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
03:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 6) 
04:00Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 2: Leela discovers that plans to create the universe's largest miniature golf course will destroy innocent lives and takes a stand. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
04:30Futurama Wild Green Yonder, Part 3: Bender agrees to help apprehend Leela and her band of eco-warriors, and the Grand Curator assigns Fry a mission. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
05:00Caught On Dashcam A countdown of the most incredible, hilarious and spectacular real life crashes in the world - all caught on dashcam. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 11)