This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, October 17 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 6) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 7) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 13) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 1) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Duke & Lulu And Sparky Cesar helps a Doberman mix who has been barred from dog parks not only for fighting, but instigating other dogs to fight. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
09:00It's Me Or The Dog Ben is an Alsatian with an attitude problem who refuses to be ordered around. Dog expert Victoria attempts to bring a halt to his bad boy ways. But will Ben play nice? (S2, ep 8) 
09:30It's Me Or The Dog Chris and Claire got Red and Jasper in order to keep their bull terrier Oscar company. But since Claire gave birth to a daughter, these lively Labradors are too much to handle. (S2, ep 9) 
10:00Modern Family The Storm Everyone heads to Jay and Gloria's when a huge storm causes a power cut. However, so many people in such close quarters can only spell trouble... (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family I Don't Know How She Does It Things get awkward for Mitch and Cam when they attend a wedding. Plus, could super mum Claire be hiding a guilty secret? (S7, ep 15) Also in HD 
11:00Modern Family The Cover-Up Phil gets an attractive new client and tries to keep her a secret from Claire. Meanwhile, Claire gets attention from her hot new yoga teacher. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Express Yourself Cameron's emotional sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell. Plus, Phil and Claire struggle to stay awake during a spontaneous trip to Paris. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Lanakila (Victory): Tag along with the famous Five (-0) as they track down a violent convict who escaped from an island prison. A surprise is in store for McGarrett too. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Nalowale (Forgotten/Missing): The Five-0 investigate when the body of an 18-year-old girl is found off the coast of Waikiki Bay. Masi Oka, of Heroes fame, guest stars. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Job When a secure facility on a military base is compromised, Kensi goes undercover to try to find out what object the world-class thief was intending to steal. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Rocket Man When a rocket engine expert is murdered, Eric goes undercover for the first time to ensure the classified technology remains secure. Can he pull it off? (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:00The Flash Think Fast Still rocked by Ralph's death, Barry's reluctant to let Cisco and Caitlin risk their lives to stop DeVoe. But can he take on the evil genius alone? (S4, ep 22) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Using his Superstar Celebrity microphone, Bart tricks all of Springfield into believing that a child has fallen down a well. Featuring the voice of Sting. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Series Has Landed Fry eagerly anticipates his first visit to the moon... only to realise that it is home to a cheesy amusement park. (S1, ep 2) 
18:00Futurama I, Roommate Fry and Bender become a futuristic odd couple when they attempt to share an apartment. (S1, ep 3) 
18:30The Simpsons When Santa's Little Helper falls ill, the Simpsons save every penny to give him a vital operation. Watch out for the bandaged ornamental lions outside the Veterinary hospital. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Marge is jealous when Homer begins spending time with a beautiful Country and Western singer. Featuring the voice of Beverly D'Angelo as Lurlene. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Black Widower Tired of living her life without a man, Selma writes to a pen pal in prison and when he is released from jail, she invites him to the Simpsons' home. With Kelsey Grammer. Also in HD 
20:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Trans-Siberian Express The next 'thing to do' for Karl to, er, do is a trip aboard the Trans-Siberian Express. Surprises are in store... Very strong language from the outset. (Episode 2/8) Also in HD 
21:00New: The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Warriors: There's no rest for the Nathan James crew as they head out on an intel-gathering mission that could decide the fate of the war. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own Mad challenges await ex-Spice Girl Geri Horner, footballer John Terry and funnyman Josh Widdicombe in the next riotous round of James Corden's hit show. (S13, ep 7) Also in HD 
23:00Sick Of It Karl's big plan to woo Zoe goes out the window when a dad and his son get into his cab. Then, an urgent pick-up derails things even further. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
23:30Sick Of It Dating isn't going well for a constipated Karl (Pilkington). Well, that's until he meets someone who can't understand what he says. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 4) 
01:00The Force: Essex See You Again A shop theft ends with a man fighting for his life. Police chase a suspected drug dealer and a routine stop leaves officers in charge of a parrot. (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00Most Shocking: Fights & Wild... ...Riots 6: Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S7, ep 7) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Can wearing a lab coat make you cleverer? David Mitchell, Katherine Ryan and Sir Trevor McDonald join Lee Mack to test the truth of a whole host of zany facts. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash Harry and The Harrisons Team Flash are forced to put their faith in crime lord Amunet Black when they need help disabling DeVoe's enlightenment device. (S4, ep 21) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama The Series Has Landed Fry eagerly anticipates his first visit to the moon... only to realise that it is home to a cheesy amusement park. (S1, ep 2) 
05:30Futurama I, Roommate Fry and Bender become a futuristic odd couple when they attempt to share an apartment. (S1, ep 3) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 8)