This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, November 23 2017

06:00Monkey Life A trip to the dentist is in order for Bryan when he has an operation on his teeth, while stump-tailed macaque Koko requires a helping hand from Jeremy. (S2, ep 3) 
06:30Monkey Life Nerves jangle when orangutan Lingga is moved into her new enclosure to meet her housemates. Chimp Jimmy, meanwhile, hurts his leg. (S2, ep 4) 
07:00Animal 999 SPCA staff try to build up an emaciated seal's strength so it can rejoin its family in the sea, and three baby hedgehogs fight for life at the Penicuik centre. (S1, ep 8) 
07:30Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
08:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 5) 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Isis & Tina, Nugget And The Katrina Dogs Cesar Milan embarks on a special mission to help the canine victims of Hurricane Katrina. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
10:00Monkey Life Series three begins with 88 capuchin monkeys waking up to their first morning at Monkey World. The park's naughtiest resident, meanwhile, butts heads with an alpha male. (S3, ep 1) 
10:30Monkey Life Wildlife vet John Lewis is given a run for his money when he tries to sedate two excitable chimps. Plus, the male capuchins get used to life together. (S3, ep 2) 
11:00Modern Family Arrested Jay gets out of baby shopping, only to receive a visit from ex-wife Dede, and Phil and Claire need Mitch's help when Haley is arrested. Strong language/comic violence. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Mistery Date Phil misreads the signs when he makes a new friend, and Mitch and Cam have a surprise for Jay and Gloria. Guest starring Matthew Broderick. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Savoir Faire The team are tasked with tracking down three missing Afghanistan soldiers before they pass on vital information. Sam returns to work, too. (S6, ep 17) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ohana (Family): More thrills and spills to satisfy the appetites of action junkies. The reassembled Five-0 team investigate the abduction of a cyber-terrorism expert. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Malama Ka Aina (Respect The Land): The Five-0 team investigate when a simmering gang war spills over at a high school football game. Plus, Danny has issues with his ex-wife. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Blaze of Glory Extra assistance is required when Callen and co search for the culprit behind a missile test hijacking. (S6, ep 19) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 One False Step SG-1's presence in an alien community causes a wave of illness, which threatens to wipe out the entire alien civilisation. (S2, ep 19) 
17:00The Simpsons The Ziff Who Came to Dinner When Homer discovers Marge's old flame Artie Ziff living in the attic, a poker game ends in jail for Homer and romance for Artie. (S15, ep 14) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Sting Leela has a strange experience after being stung by killer bees while on a mission to collect ordinary honey. (S5, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama Farnsworth Parabox The Planet Express crew goes to a parallel universe made accessible by Professor Farnsworth's latest experiment. (S5, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons Bart-Mangled Banner The Simpsons are thrown in prison for high treason after Bart accidentally moons the American flag. Their only hope is an old coot with an escape plan. (S15, ep 21) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Fraudcast News Reports of Mr Burns' death are greatly exaggerated. When the obituaries tell the truth about him, Monty starts buying up the media to brainwash Springfield. (S15, ep 22) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding When Mrs Krabappel calls off her wedding to Principal Skinner, Marge and Homer step in with relationship advice. Like they can talk... (S15, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Promises Kept: Oliver takes a big risk when he decides to lead the team into battle against The Dragon. Slade uncovers clues about his son's last few years. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: Living The Dream New & Exclusive. Troy's wrestling nemesis rocks up demanding a rematch to settle old scores. It's good news for Mal, who sees it as a chance to put his RV park on the map. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Comedian Russell Howard welcomes a special guest as he celebrates the heroes and mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons Co-Dependent's Day After a trip to a vineyard, Homer and Marge are three sheets to the wind. Drunk driver Homer crashes the car... so how come it's Marge who ends up in rehab? (S15, ep 15) Also in HD 
23:30The Simpsons Wandering Juvie Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) is Gina, a tough inmate at the Springfield Correctional Facility. When Bart is sent down, the pair become friends... sort of. (S15, ep 16) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own James Corden and co are joined by DJ Sara Cox as well as Harry Styles, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. (S7, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00The Force: North East Tales of the Unexpected A raid on the house of a suspected dealer leads officers to a drugs den. Two drunk men seriously test PC Aaron Parsley's patience. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
02:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 10) 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 7) 
04:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Chloe, Hobo, Ali and Maxwell Horse whisperer Pat Parelli and dog trainer Cesar Millan team up to help staff at a riding centre tame their uncontrollable animals. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Young orangutan Hsiao-Ning experiences a sugar rush after eating too much fruit. Plus, Jeremy makes a risky decision to help Jimmy with his leg wound. (S2, ep 5)