| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. |
| 09:30 | Two And A Half Men Zejdz Z Moich Wlos?w (Get Off My Hair): When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house, much to Charlie's displeasure. How will they get rid of her? (S2, E13) |
| 10:00 | Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie
The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) |
| 10:30 | Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch
Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) |
| 10:55 | Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) |
| 11:25 | Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) |
| 11:55 | My Wife And Kids Road Trip
A family outing to see Paul Revere's house in honour of his birthday turns into a nightmare road trip when Jay and Claire get PMS and make the trip unbearable for everybody. (S2, E15) |
| 12:31 | My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 1): Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game, but Jay says they're going out for dinner. (S2, E16) |
| 13:00 | Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Films Reese
Malcolm secretly records Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets, Dewey starts his own novelty act at an outdoor mall, and Hal's bosses are placed under arrest. (S5, E05) |
| 13:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job
Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) |
| 14:00 | Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider
Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) |
| 14:30 | Bob's Burgers Full Bars
The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) |
| 15:00 | The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) |
| 15:30 | The Middle Trip and Fall
Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) |
| 16:00 | The Middle Escape Orson
The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) |
| 16:30 | The Middle Hoosier Maid
Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) |
| 17:00 | Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. |
| 17:30 | Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". |
| 18:00 | Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) |
| 18:30 | Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) |
| 19:00 | The Middle Pitch Imperfect
With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) |
| 19:30 | The Middle Ovary and Out
When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) |
| 20:00 | Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider
Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) |
| 20:30 | Bob's Burgers Full Bars
The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) |
| 21:00 | Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Enter the ultimate haunted house as ventriloquist Jeff Dunham brings together your favourite characters as you've never seen them before. A show that's so funny, it's scary! |
| 22:00 | South Park An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
Kyle calls in genetic engineer Dr. Mephisto to crossbreed his pet elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig in a bid to win a science competition. (S1, E05) |
| 22:30 | South Park Death
Stan's ancient grandfather attempts to trick the boys into killing him. Meanwhile, the parents of South Park lobby a TV network to rid the airwaves of Terrance and Phillip. (S1, E06) |
| 23:00 | Friends The One With The Bullies
Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) |
| 23:30 | Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel
Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) |
| 00:00 | Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a German health and safety video, crazy Don King quotes, Jedward, old sex education videos, and crazy marketing schemes. |
| 01:00 | Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Hurricane Jermaine: The guys hope to get lucky when the Black Holes take a trip to an away game at Myrtyle Beach. (S2, E05) |
| 01:30 | Fameless Prankers A wannabe TV host unleashes hell - live on the air, an aspiring real estate guru finds herself in the midst of a housing crisis, and a self-described con artist thinks he's pulling a scam. (S2, E05) |
| 02:00 | Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) |
| 02:30 | Impractical Jokers The guys get stuck in a grocery post-it showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give "sound" financial tips to hopefuls as advisors. (S10, E03) |
| 03:00 | The Alternative Comedy Experience Charged comedy from Phil Nichol contrasted by the gentle David Kay, political satirist Andy Zaltzman, and funnyman Alun Cochrane. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. |
| 03:25 | The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's show includes surreal stand up Tony Law, idiosyncratic comedian Eleanor Tiernan, satirist Andy Zaltzman, German Henning Wehn and backstage chats with Stewart Lee. |
| 03:50 | Mike & Molly Peg O' My Heart Attack: Mike blames Molly for his mom's heart attack following a heated argument, and now Molly wants to make amends. (S6, E03) |
| 04:10 | Mike & Molly Joyce's Will Be Done
Molly is shocked when Joyce revels that she's leaving the house to Victoria in her will. (S6, E05) |
| 04:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Films Reese
Malcolm secretly records Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets, Dewey starts his own novelty act at an outdoor mall, and Hal's bosses are placed under arrest. (S5, E05) |
| 04:50 | Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job
Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) |
| 05:15 | Epic Meal Empire 24 Hour Fatness
The guys attempt to pump up a bunch of body-builders with some epic edible gym equipment. Also, can EMT one-up the Germans in the field of bacon-based condiments? (S1, E05) |
| 05:35 | Epic Meal Empire Poutine on the Ritz
Harley enlists the help of a designer to prove that he can make fashion delicious. The guys discover a new use for their washer and dryer: making spaghetti & meatballs. (S1, E06) |
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