This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, August 20 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Pestilence War Famine Death John and Joan disagree with their neighbours, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. (S1, E19) 
06:25Life In Pieces Prank Assistant Gum Puppy Feeling threatened by Jen's very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine. Meanwhile, Heather and Tim pull a prank on Tyler's school. (S1, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Poker Hal finally gets an invitation to Abe's poker game, where he feels left out because he's the only amateur player. Malcolm clashes with Stevie for filming him in a homework assignment. (S3, E08) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Job Reese gets a job at a fast-food joint, Dewey tries to prove himself trustworthy with a goldfish, and Malcolm finds himself eclipsed by the newest, youngest Krelboyne. (S3, E09) 
10:00Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
13:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
14:00Wipeout USA Couples meeting on a blind date compete on such obstacles as the Love Train and Big Balls before they are served face-plant parmigiana and flattening cannolis in the Wipeout Italian Kitchen. (S4, E31) 
15:00The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
15:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
16:00The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
16:30The Middle The Carpool With the bus drivers on strike, Principal Barker asks the parents to form carpools to get the kids to school. Meanwhile, Axl hits the books and becomes an expert in Astronomy. (S5, E12) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Poker Hal finally gets an invitation to Abe's poker game, where he feels left out because he's the only amateur player. Malcolm clashes with Stevie for filming him in a homework assignment. (S3, E08) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Job Reese gets a job at a fast-food joint, Dewey tries to prove himself trustworthy with a goldfish, and Malcolm finds himself eclipsed by the newest, youngest Krelboyne. (S3, E09) 
18:00Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Human Flesh On top of watching his dysfunctional family crumble around him, Bob faces the wrath of a health inspector who cooks up a nasty rumour about the restaurant's choice of meat. (S1, E01) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Crawl Space His in-laws are coming into town, and Bob tries desperately to concoct a plan to avoid them for as long as he can. Unfortunately, Bob's plan goes slightly awry... (S1, E02) 
22:00South Park: Season 7 Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
23:00The Jim Jefferies Show Jim recaps the alt-right's Unite the Right 2 rally, unpacks Donald Trump's chaotic presidency and responds to suggestions that he should stop talking about politics. (S2, E18) 
23:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features government surveillance in the UK, plotting cats, and stressed out seven-year-olds. (S10, E04) 
00:00The Cleveland Show The Blue, the Gray and the Brown After he is tricked into defending a statue honoring a slave owner, Cleveland vows to get revenge. (S2, E15) 
00:30The Cleveland Show The Way the Cookie Crumbles When Cleveland sees all of his childhood possessions around town, he learns that his parents, Freight Train and Cookie, have been selling his stuff to get money. (S2, E16) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has never competed in the Wheel of Faces challenge? And what punishment tested the limits of the producers acting ability? (S2, E10) 
02:00Workaholics The Nuttin' Professor: The boys go on a quest to claim the last surviving copy of their favourite adult entertainment porn tape: The Nuttin' Professor. (S6, E10) 
02:30Workaholics Trainees' Day: When the guys take three young trainees under their wing, the office prank situation gets seriously out of hand. (S7, E01) 
03:00Workaholics Weed the People When Alice makes the office sell a terrible product that her dad invented, the guys discover they can use it as a cover to deal weed over the phone. (S7, E02) 
03:20Workaholics Monstalibooyah The guys search for drugs, lose their clothes and try to impress girls during a weekend at TelAmeriCorp's beach condo. (S7, E03) 
03:40Borderline The Cop Spoof documentary series. The regular flight schedule into Northend Airport is suspended, and a special guest is in the building, in the form of a detective from the London Met. (S1, E03) 
04:05TripTank A car salesman pulls out all the stops, the gang surprises Gary on a camping trip, the Easter Bunny finds himself in the wrong house, and Beth has a religious experience. (S2, E02) 
04:30Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
05:15The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
05:35The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
06:00Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21)