This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, December 14 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Warning, It's Dirty Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. What could go wrong? Legendary writer/director Carl Reiner guest-stars. (S7, E11) 
09:30Two And A Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend - maybe Uncle Charlie can help? Meanwhile, Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye. (S7, E12) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
12:00My Wife And Kids They Call Me El Foosay Vanessa buys Junior a foosball table. Michael beats him in a game and becomes obsessed with it. They all get sick of Michael's actions and propose a plan. (S5, E12) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Study Buddy Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final. He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. (S5, E13) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Casino The family is on a weekend-vacation at a casino. Francis uses this opportunity to go on vacation himself, by sneaking into his former home, but he is not the only one with that idea. (S2, E05) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Convention Hal and Lois go out of town to a convention, where Hal keeps picking fights with a co-worker who stole an idea of his. The boys compete for the attention of a sexy babysitter. (S2, E06) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
15:00Deal With It Comedian Theo Von, and his guests, dares people to pull pranks on the public. Tonight's guests are Kelly Osbourne and comedian Moshe Kasher. (S2, E09) 
15:30Deal With It Comedian Theo Von, and his guests, dares people to pull pranks on the public. Tonight's guests are comedian Tom Green and WWE wrestler The Mitz. (S2, E12) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features a life-long Hulkamaniac and Flash Dancer facing the Trampoline Sweeper. (S3, E17) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
19:00The Middle Pam Freakin' Staggs: Pam Staggs (Kirstie Alley), a former classmate of Frankie's who moved to St. Louis after winning a million dollars, looks up Frankie upon returning to town. (S6, E10) 
19:30The Middle A Quarry Story Sue gets a janitorial job at the quarry, but starts a party with a picture posted online, Brick quizzes the Hecks with game show scenarios, and Big Mike supplies a new sink. (S6, E11) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Can't Buy Me Math Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob. (S5, E11) 
21:30Bob's Burgers The Millie-churian Candidate Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Jr.'s class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife. (S5, E12) 
22:00South Park: Park Wars Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
22:30South Park: Park Wars Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its core! Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse buys the rights to Star Wars. (S16, E14) 
23:00New: Tosh.0 Daniel discusses foot care, sits down with Iraqi twin brothers Michael and Zach Zakar and gets his fashion choices shamed by his audience. (S9, E21) 
23:30New: Tosh.0 Daniel sits down with a pair of fake fitness experts, puts his rope swing away for the winter and tries to seduce naked tree lovers. (S9, E22) 
00:00Brickleberry Write 'Em Cowboy: In a homage to the movie 'Big', Malloy gets his wish to become a full-grown bear. Meanwhile, Denzel helps Steve realize his dream of being a country singer. (S3, E05) 
00:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Confidence Jeff uses an alien device that alters his memories in order to give himself more confidence. Adult animation. (S1, E06) 
01:00Nathan For You Funeral Home / Burger Joint / Skydiving: Nathan diversifies services at a struggling funeral home, puts a burger joint to the test and goes skydiving. (S1, E06) 
01:30Lip Sync Battle: Marvel Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Tonight Clark Gregg (Phil Coulson in 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.') takes on Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter in 'Agent Carter'). (S2, E12) 
02:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News: Sports Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite sporting news stories. Tonight features; a one year-old professional footballer, ferret legging, and the rabbit grand national. (S6, E09) 
03:45Impractical Jokers The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
04:05Lip Sync Battle: Marvel Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Tonight Clark Gregg (Phil Coulson in 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.') takes on Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter in 'Agent Carter'). (S2, E12) 
04:30The Middle Mother's Day Reservations Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Frankie's Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as parents. (S6, E23) 
04:50The Middle The Graduate Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day won't go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures. (S6, E24) 
05:15Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
05:35Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.