This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, October 18 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is actor, activist, and hip-hop legend Common! 
09:30Two And A Half Men Zejdz Z Moich Wlos?w (Get Off My Hair): When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house, much to Charlie's displeasure. How will they get rid of her? (S2, E13) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
10:55Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
11:25Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
11:55My Wife And Kids Road Trip A family outing to see Paul Revere's house in honour of his birthday turns into a nightmare road trip when Jay and Claire get PMS and make the trip unbearable for everybody. (S2, E15) 
12:31My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 1): Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game, but Jay says they're going out for dinner. (S2, E16) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm secretly records Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets, Dewey starts his own novelty act at an outdoor mall, and Hal's bosses are placed under arrest. (S5, E05) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
15:00The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
15:30The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
16:00The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
16:30The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
19:00The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
19:30The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
21:00Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Enter the ultimate haunted house as ventriloquist Jeff Dunham brings together your favourite characters as you've never seen them before. A show that's so funny, it's scary! 
22:00South Park An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig Kyle calls in genetic engineer Dr. Mephisto to crossbreed his pet elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig in a bid to win a science competition. (S1, E05) 
22:30South Park Death Stan's ancient grandfather attempts to trick the boys into killing him. Meanwhile, the parents of South Park lobby a TV network to rid the airwaves of Terrance and Phillip. (S1, E06) 
23:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
23:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a German health and safety video, crazy Don King quotes, Jedward, old sex education videos, and crazy marketing schemes. 
01:00Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Hurricane Jermaine: The guys hope to get lucky when the Black Holes take a trip to an away game at Myrtyle Beach. (S2, E05) 
01:30Fameless Prankers A wannabe TV host unleashes hell - live on the air, an aspiring real estate guru finds herself in the midst of a housing crisis, and a self-described con artist thinks he's pulling a scam. (S2, E05) 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys get stuck in a grocery post-it showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give "sound" financial tips to hopefuls as advisors. (S10, E03) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Charged comedy from Phil Nichol contrasted by the gentle David Kay, political satirist Andy Zaltzman, and funnyman Alun Cochrane. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's show includes surreal stand up Tony Law, idiosyncratic comedian Eleanor Tiernan, satirist Andy Zaltzman, German Henning Wehn and backstage chats with Stewart Lee. 
03:50Mike & Molly Peg O' My Heart Attack: Mike blames Molly for his mom's heart attack following a heated argument, and now Molly wants to make amends. (S6, E03) 
04:10Mike & Molly Joyce's Will Be Done Molly is shocked when Joyce revels that she's leaving the house to Victoria in her will. (S6, E05) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm secretly records Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets, Dewey starts his own novelty act at an outdoor mall, and Hal's bosses are placed under arrest. (S5, E05) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire 24 Hour Fatness The guys attempt to pump up a bunch of body-builders with some epic edible gym equipment. Also, can EMT one-up the Germans in the field of bacon-based condiments? (S1, E05) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Poutine on the Ritz Harley enlists the help of a designer to prove that he can make fashion delicious. The guys discover a new use for their washer and dryer: making spaghetti & meatballs. (S1, E06) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.