This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, June 18 2018

06:00Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
06:25Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Faulty Bridge, Wipeout Laundromat and the Super Tramp Challenge. (S4, E14) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
13:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
14:00The Middle Food Courting Brick gets in trouble for disrespecting his mother, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court. (S6, E20) 
14:30The Middle Two of a Kind: Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long standing family feud. A fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch. (S6, E21) 
15:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
15:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
16:00The Middle While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22) 
16:30The Middle Mother's Day Reservations Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Frankie's Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as parents. (S6, E23) 
17:00Wipeout USA A romantic obstacle course is tackled by twelve engaged couples, who will face the Love Boat Launch, the Springivator and a Wedding Cake Testing. (S4, E15) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
21:00Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
21:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
22:00South Park: Season 21 Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
22:30South Park: Season 21 Super Hard PCness Witness the return of Terrance & Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal... (S21, E09) 
23:00South Park: Season 21 Splatty Tomato There are "stranger things" going on in South Park, and President Garrison seems to be the cause. Meanwhile, The White family aren't happy with the P.C. teachings going on. (S21, E10) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Childlike Joy & Whimsy Jeff feeds his childhood best friend a mind-altering chemical in order to reignite his youthful sense of fun. Adult animation. (S1, E08) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Das Shrimp Boot Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go to a Spring Break cruise with his family. (S3, E13) 
00:30The Cleveland Show March Dadness Rallo's viewing of Tim Gunn's reality show is interrupted when Cleveland decides to watch the college basketball tournament with Freight Train. (S3, E14) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
02:00Corporate The Long Meeting Forced to take charge of a meeting after Christian gets a call, John and Kate trap the staff in the conference room without their phones until they finish brainstorming. (S1, E07) 
02:30Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy meets the press, gets ready for sex, and watches her boyfriend turn gay. Adam Horovitz of The Beastie Boys guests. (S2, E10) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Amy meets Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette, attempts to get birth control, and sings about where her faeces come out of. Method Man (of the Wu-Tang Clan) guests. (S3, E01) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy goes to a strip club, stars in a boy band's music video, and fights crime as a plainclothes police detective. Dennis Quaid guests. (S3, E02) 
03:50Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... marshmallow madness, slow-motion sensations, dangerous drones and a generation-shaming transformer. (S1, E01) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
05:15The Middle Food Courting Brick gets in trouble for disrespecting his mother, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court. (S6, E20) 
05:35The Middle Two of a Kind: Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long standing family feud. A fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch. (S6, E21) 
06:00The Middle While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22)