This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, October 30 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Maggie Gyllenhaal, talking about her new HBO show The Deuce - which also stars James Franco and is written by the creator of The Wire. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Santa's Village Of The Damned Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts beefing up the boys, all the while creating a nest in their home and slowly taking over! (S3, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
12:00My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 2): Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting. (S3, E02) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 3): A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought... (S3, E03) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): Reese finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with Malcolm. Distraught, he runs away and joins the Army. Meanwhile, Hal is arrested by the FBI... (S5, E21) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): The company uses Hal as a scapegoat and Lois becomes more mentally unstable. Meanwhile, Reese becomes a top-class soldier in training and embarks on a mission. (S5, E22) 
14:00Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
15:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
15:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
16:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
16:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
19:00The Middle Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
19:30The Middle Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
20:00Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Run the Restaurant After Bob goes to the hospital, the kids take over the restaurant and turn it into a casino. Things get "dicey". Meanwhile, Bob is assigned a first-time doctor. (S3, E20) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Boyz 4 Now Tina and Louise attend a Boyz 4 Now concert, leading Louise to be horrified at developing her first crush on the lead singer. Gene has qualified for a tablescaping competition. (S3, E21) 
22:00South Park: Season 2 Conjoined Fetus Lady Kyle is terrified because he has to see the school nurse, who has a scary deformity. Meanwhile, the school dodgeball team goes to China - only Pip can save them now. (S2, E05) 
22:30South Park: Season 2 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka After being duped by Stan's Uncle Jimbo, the boys decide to take revenge by making bogus videos of a certain frog. Will Jesus stand for this? (S2, E06) 
23:00Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
23:30Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
01:00Broad City Twaining Day Ilana lands a new job at a trendy sushi restaurant, and Abbi finally gets the chance to train Shania Twain. (S4, E02) 
01:30Life In Pieces Interruptus Date Breast Movin' Jen hires a breast-feeding consultant couple, Heather and Tim move to a new home with the help of ex-cons, and Joan attempts a family therapy session. (S1, E02) 
02:00Lip Sync Battle: Anna Kendrick Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Anna Kendrick and John Krasinski go head-to-head. (S1, E04) 
02:30Idiotsitter Pilot Harvard graduate Billie interviews for a babysitting job but soon realises that she's been employed to look after Gene - a grown woman under house arrest. (S1, E01) 
03:00Broad City What a Wonderful World Follow the antics of a pair of twentysomething best friends in New York City. Abbi & Ilana try to scrounge up the money to buy tickets for a secret Lil Wayne concert. (S1, E01) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy receives a terrible haircut, breaks wind when she's afraid, and has a romantic encounter with Amber Tamblyn. (S1, E04) 
03:45The Alternative Comedy Experience Award winning comedian Kevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Anna Kendrick Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Anna Kendrick and John Krasinski go head-to-head. (S1, E04) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): Reese finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with Malcolm. Distraught, he runs away and joins the Army. Meanwhile, Hal is arrested by the FBI... (S5, E21) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): The company uses Hal as a scapegoat and Lois becomes more mentally unstable. Meanwhile, Reese becomes a top-class soldier in training and embarks on a mission. (S5, E22)