This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, March 4 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
10:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
10:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
11:00The U.S. Office New Guys There's some new faces in the office - Clark and Pete (aka 'new Dwight' and 'new Jim'), but will they fit in? Andy returns from a wilderness adventure all confident and decisive. (S9, E01) 
11:30The U.S. Office Roy's Wedding Jim isn't too happy to be going to Pam's ex-fiance's wedding, Nelly & Dwight go head-to-head, and new boy Clark persuades Erin to audition to be a newscaster. (S9, E02) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Mission Impos-slug-ble When Louise's extensive Burobu card collection gets confiscated at school, she devises a tricky plan to get them back. (S8, E20) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You Just as Bob wonders if his business is worth it, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks him to cater their wedding. (S8, E21) 
13:00Wipeout USA Fall head over heels in a new way as former 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' contestants compete. Including Erica Rose, Tenley Molzahn, Michelle Kujawa, Arie Luyendyk, and Natalie Getz. (S7, E09) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Mission Impos-slug-ble When Louise's extensive Burobu card collection gets confiscated at school, she devises a tricky plan to get them back. (S8, E20) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You Just as Bob wonders if his business is worth it, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks him to cater their wedding. (S8, E21) 
17:00The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
17:30The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
18:00Will & Grace Emergency Contact After having a biopsy, Grace is reunited with her ex-husband, Leo, when he's brought in as her emergency contact. Jack teaches theatre to kids at the community centre. (S9, E03) 
18:30Will & Grace Rosario's Quinceañera After Rosario passes away from a heart attack, Karen decides to throw the party for her that she never had. While Jack struggles to know how to be there for Karen. (S9, E06) 
19:00The U.S. Office New Guys There's some new faces in the office - Clark and Pete (aka 'new Dwight' and 'new Jim'), but will they fit in? Andy returns from a wilderness adventure all confident and decisive. (S9, E01) 
19:30The U.S. Office Roy's Wedding Jim isn't too happy to be going to Pam's ex-fiance's wedding, Nelly & Dwight go head-to-head, and new boy Clark persuades Erin to audition to be a newscaster. (S9, E02) 
20:00My Name Is Earl Gospel Earl tries to return a stolen church organ to a preacher (formerly a "gangsta" known as "Hash Brown"), but finds he's on the list more than once. Joy accidentally kidnaps Catalina. (S4, E24) 
20:30My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 1): News show Inside Probe investigates the disappearance of the Crab Shack's owner, thinking that he was abducted by aliens. Several Camden residents become suspects. (S4, E25) 
21:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
21:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
22:00South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
22:30South Park Doubling Down Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple. (S21, E07) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl imagines what life would be like if he had an exact doppelganger. Ricky poses a logic riddle that Karl has difficulty solving. (S2, E02) 
23:30The Cleveland Show Birth of A Salesman Tim helps Cleveland find a position at the cable television company where he works, only to grow jealous when Cleveland excels at his job. (S1, E04) 
00:00Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High Tune in to find out the real meaning of infinity, why Joe will lie to you on stage, and why Kim Kardashian is the most popular woman in the world. If you¹re not paranoid, you¹re not paying attention. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an OAP computer gamer, a man who runs like a monkey, a crime fighting fog machine, and a masturbating policeman. (S6, E08) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News: Sports Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite sporting news stories. Tonight features; a one year-old professional footballer, ferret legging, and the rabbit grand national. (S6, E09) 
02:55Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
03:45Hood Adjacent James explores some of the less-discussed sides of gangs, with the goal of humanizing gang members and gaining a better understanding of the surrounding social issues. (S1, E05) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Sheesh! Cab, Bob? Bob takes a second job as a night time cab driver so he can give Tina the 13th birthday party she deserves, and he makes some surprising new friends along the ride. (S1, E06) 
04:30The U.S. Office New Guys There's some new faces in the office - Clark and Pete (aka 'new Dwight' and 'new Jim'), but will they fit in? Andy returns from a wilderness adventure all confident and decisive. (S9, E01) 
04:50The U.S. Office Roy's Wedding Jim isn't too happy to be going to Pam's ex-fiance's wedding, Nelly & Dwight go head-to-head, and new boy Clark persuades Erin to audition to be a newscaster. (S9, E02) 
05:15Will & Grace Grandpa Jack When Jack gets reunited with his son, Elliot, he learns he has a grandson. While Will and Jack try to bail Skip out of reform camp, Karen helps Grace get her sexuality back. (S9, E04) 
05:35Will & Grace How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying Grace tries for her biggest job yet: decorating boutique hotels for an obnoxious mogul. Will is surprised at his reaction to making partner. (S9, E05) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04)