This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, May 29 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How have the Jokers illegally defaced cash during challenges? Which prop was sterilized after being handled by Joe? Why did the crew almost postpone Joe's tram punishment? (S2, E19) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker was almost pushed into the street while in a portable toilet? Who lived down the hall from a future NBA star in college? And where did the term "hipster" come from? (S2, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two Guys and a Girl The Aftermath Pete's affair with Berg's mother affects their friendship. Pete tries to decide whether or not to follow Susan to Albany and risk his friendship with Berg. (S4, E14) 
09:30Two Guys and a Girl An Eye for a Finger Pete accidentally cuts the tip of his finger whilst making a salad and trying to apologise to Berg for sleeping with his mother. Berg takes him to hospital via taxi... (S4, E15) 
10:00Wipeout USA Part 1: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E12) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
12:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
12:30Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
13:00The Middle Signals As the Hecks prepare for their annual spring barbecue, Mike and Brick work on their social skills together and Sue becomes infatuated with the pastor in charge of her youth group. (S1, E23) 
13:30The Middle Average Rules The Hecks parents must react to school assessments of their kids. Axl is gifted but not applying himself and that Brick may have to repeat the second grade. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
16:00Wipeout USA Part 2: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E13) 
17:00Takeshi's Castle A new batch of contestants takes on the sticky Human Velcro and the buzzing Honeycomb all to earn their place in the Final attack on the castle. Who will make it? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E03) 
17:30Takeshi's Castle The guards give a push to another group of contestants on Flying Mushroom as they attempt to reach the castle. Who will make it to the final attack? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E04) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of the Jokers played many sports throughout his high school years? What command almost made Sal hit a camera? And which two Jokers roomed together near Wall Street? (S2, E21) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker's grandma dated a Batman villain? How do you make a vibrating briefcase? And why did the rest of the guys say no to holding Joe's new-born baby girl? (S2, E24) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
20:00Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
20:30Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
21:00Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
21:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
22:00Impractical Jokers:Spring Break... ...Countdown. The guys count down their most cringe worthy and hilarious moments of fun in the sun. During the episode, a dozen totally ridiculous spring break tips are given. 
22:30Impractical Jokers: Joker For... ...Day. For the first time in the show's history, the Jokers take a day off from challenges and flip the cameras on the producers and production crew. The Jokers tell the producers what to do! 
23:00South Park Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
23:30South Park Jewpacabra With Passover and Easter coinciding Eric tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme backfires. (S16, E04) 
00:00South Park Butterballs With bullying reaching crazy proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video for school. Will this help Butters deal with his unusual source of terror? (S16, E05) 
00:30South Park I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining The boys are excited to be going ziplining in the forest but boring tourists, tummy troubles and herpes get in the way! Featuring a special guest star. (S16, E06) 
01:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
02:00Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
02:30The Alternative Comedy Experience The cult stand-up show filmed in a proper comedy club. Tonight the madcap Paul Foot is joined by the musical David O'Doherty, Nish Kumar, Michael Legge and Josie Long. Backstage chat with Stewart Lee. 
03:00A Haunted House 2 Film Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) move into their dream home. Soon afterwards Malcolm is once again plagued by supernatural shenanigans. (2014) 
04:30Wipeout USA Part 2: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E13) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of the Jokers played many sports throughout his high school years? What command almost made Sal hit a camera? And which two Jokers roomed together near Wall Street? (S2, E21)