This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, March 29 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Toothless Teacher' Krista Weismair, 'Jail Breaker' Caroline Lee, and 'Big Foot Hunter' Josh Parker. (S3, E08) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
11:30Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
13:00Two And A Half Men We Called It Mr. Pinky: Charlie's date professes her love for him and he responds by becoming impotent. Berta is convinced this is caused by his relationship with his mother! (S3, E05) 
13:30Two And A Half Men Hi, Mr. Horned One: Charlie is indifferent to dating a Satan worshipper. Alan doesn't like her and soon finds a "spell" upon him. Charlie isn't fussed until she puts a curse on his manhood. (S3, E06) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
15:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Here Comes the Judge Will is arrested for numerous parking tickets he claims he did not get as Philip runs for judge against incumbent Judge Robertson. What does Jazz have to do with it? (S3, E07) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boyz in the Woods In order to spent time with them before they go off to college, Phil takes Will and Carlton camping and things go terribly wrong. (S3, E08) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
18:00My Name Is Earl Foreign Exchange Student In school, Earl bullied Pierre, a foreign exchange student. To make amends, he flies the Frenchman back to Camden County. But the visitor flirts with Catalina. (S2, E15) 
18:30My Name Is Earl Guess Who's Coming Out of Joy Joy's pregnancy makes Earl reflect on his marriage between him and Joy, and the conflicts between himself and Joy cheating on him with Darnell. (S2, E18) 
19:00Scrubs My New Suit J.D. is forced to show his brother Dan some tough love when he shows up in town, Carla and Turk can't decide on baby names, and Dr. Cox is forced to work with Ted. (S5, E18) 
19:30Scrubs His Story III J.D. is locked in a water tower for the day by (this episode's narrator) The Janitor, Turk sees his "blackness" called into question, and Elliot's intern begins to annoy her. (S5, E19) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, a naked art project, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. 
22:00South Park: Season 13 The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02) 
22:30South Park: Season 13 Margaritaville In a riff on the story of Christ, Randy implores the town to stop angering the economy with rash purchases, but a young Jew, Kyle, challenges this orthodox teaching. (S13, E03) 
22:55South Park: Season 13 Eat, Pray, Queef When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04) 
23:25Brickleberry That Brother's My Father Denzel dates (then marries) Woody's mother, while Connie kidnaps Pat Sajak after blowing her chances at becoming a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. (S3, E04) 
23:50Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
00:50Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
01:20Pineapple Express Film Dale Denton's (Seth Rogen) enjoyment of weed may prove fatal when, whilst stoned, he witnesses a murder. Dale and his dealer (James Franco) go on the run, with a drug lord hot on their heels. (2008) 
03:20Epic Movie Film Four orphans escape the clutches of a scary Willy Wonka and discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia'. There they seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants, students of magic, & pirates! (2007) 
04:30Look Who's Talking Film The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). Also stars John Travolta. (1989) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.