This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 22 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers: Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
09:30Bob's Burgers: Christmas Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
10:00Bob's Burgers: Christmas Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
10:30Bob's Burgers: Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
12:00Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
14:00Bob's Burgers: Christmas Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
14:30Bob's Burgers: Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
15:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
15:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Jokerland. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. It's a round-up of this season's best bits and some special Xmas features including Russell's childhood hero special guest! (S5, E08) 
22:00Jeff Dunham's Very Special... ...Christmas Special. Sensational ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham, and his collection of comedic characters, including Achmed The Dead Terrorist, delight sold-out crowds in this unique Christmas Special. 
23:00Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
23:30Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
00:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
00:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
01:0020 Moments That Rocked Comedy A retrospective look at controversial comedy moments, including Ricky Gervais in The Office, Russell Brand and Sachsgate, Frankie Boyle, the cheeky Mrs Merton, Brass Eye's paedogeddon, and more! 
02:30Drunk History: Essential Episodes James 'Murr' Murray blasts through Billy the Kid with Mat Horne & Mat Baynton, while Michelle Keegan & Joel Fry act out Jessica Knappett & Lydia Rose Bewley's tale of royal rivalry. (S3, E02) 
03:00Drunk History: Essential Episodes Emma Bunton & Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's sozzled story of Beatrix Potter. Joe Lycett slurs through the Great Train Robbery starring Simon Bird & Joel Fry. (S3, E04) 
03:20Drunk History: Essential Episodes Jessica Hynes stars as Emmeline Pankhurst in Luisa Omielan's hammered history of the suffragettes, while Stephen Mangan is Henry V in Tom Rosenthal's trollied tale of Agincourt. (S3, E05) 
03:45Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show. Tonight Amy organizes her own sex party, adds a new meaning to the phrase "gag gift", and pretends to have cancer in order to get out of unwanted plans. (S1, E05) 
04:05Broad City Working Girls Ilana works as a temp to make extra cash and Abbi promises Jeremy she'll wait for his package, but misses its delivery, so she goes to extremes to recover it. (S1, E03) 
04:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
04:50Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
05:15Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
05:35Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.