This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, July 25 2019

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... grandads gone wild, fainting fiancées, kitchen calamities, and catfishing like you've never seen before. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
09:30Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
10:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
10:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
11:00The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
11:30The Middle The Kiss When Frankie's sister asks her to house-sit, Frankie and Mike jump at the opportunity to have a romantic, kid-free weekend in an upscale home. Technology might just trump romance! (S5, E08) 
12:00The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
12:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
14:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
14:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
16:00Impractical Jokers:Nitro Circus... ...Spectacular - Inside Jokes Edition. How did Sal's attempt to evade a terrifying punishment backfire? And what do Joey Fatone and Q have in common? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E13) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Here Comes the Judge Will is arrested for numerous parking tickets he claims he did not get as Philip runs for judge against incumbent Judge Robertson. What does Jazz have to do with it? (S3, E07) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boyz in the Woods In order to spent time with them before they go off to college, Phil takes Will and Carlton camping and things go terribly wrong. (S3, E08) 
19:05My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 1): News show Inside Probe investigates the disappearance of the Crab Shack's owner, thinking that he was abducted by aliens. Several Camden residents become suspects. (S4, E25) 
19:35My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
22:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
22:30Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
23:00Nathan For You Nathan helps William Heath, a Bill Gates impersonator from a previous episode, try to find his long-lost love... (S4, E06) 
00:00Pete Davidson: SMD From his stint in "prehab" to this one time at a Justin Bieber concert, Pete proves in his first CC special that even at 22, he and his friends have had some high times and heavy experiences. (2016) 
01:00Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
02:30The Alternative Comedy Experience Uncharitable comedian Henning Wehn is joined tonight by Stephen Carlin, Josie Long, science geek Helen Arney and quiz show supremo Paul Sinha. With interviews from the charitable comedian Stewart Lee. 
03:00Drunk History USA: Will Ferrell Virginia Hall works as a spy in France during World War II, intelligence officer Roald Dahl (Will Ferrell) aids the British war effort, and Harriet Tubman supplies the Union army with info. (S1, E06) 
03:20Teachers School Sweet School Adler and her husband move into a tiny house, Feldman fakes a lesson, and when Cannon's homemade jewellery shop fails, Watson and Snap try to boost her morale. (S2, E03) 
03:40The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is joined by Joey Essex and Ed Gamble for games, challenges and general banter. Chris undertakes work-out challenges on a train set by England rugby player James Haskell. (S1, E03) 
04:05Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu of long-time landmark Rockit Bar & Grill, and a 10k prize. Features chicken flavoured cheesecake and flammable monkey brains. (S1, E05) 
04:30The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
04:55The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... dogs behaving badly, wedding fails, and science lessons at their best. (S1, E05)