This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, May 24 2018

06:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
06:25The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Undateable Low Hanging Fruit When Danny realises he's in his longest ever relationship things start to fall apart. Meanwhile, Brett wants a nickname for his man part. (S1, E09) 
09:30Undateable Daddy Issues Justin's Dad comes to town and charms the gang but leaves Justin in a drunken dilemma that only an Elton John number can solve. (S1, E10) 
10:00Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
10:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human pi?ata! (S4, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
13:00Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
13:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
14:00The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
14:30The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
15:00The Middle The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
15:30The Middle Bunny Therapy The Hecks get Brick a pet rabbit to help his social skills, Sue tries out for school mascot, and Axl doesn't know which cheerleader he's dating. (S4, E04) 
16:00Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
16:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human pi?ata! (S4, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Best Laid Plans Will's girlfriend will not have sex unless they are married, so Will arranges for Jazz to impersonate a priest and performs a fake marriage ceremony. (S3, E17) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
21:00Sean Lock Live: Purple Van Man We all know what white van man thinks about the world but it's time to hear a different voice, the purple van man's voice. Sean comes at us with gags, opinions, deft observations & some silly voices. 
22:00South Park: Season 18 Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
22:30South Park: Season 18 C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
23:00New: Tosh.0 Daniel finds out what happens when a girl gets stuck on an uncontrollable pony, profiles an amateur breaking news reporter and imagines himself piloting a damaged aircraft. (S10, E05) 
23:30New: Tosh.0 Daniel looks at an elaborate emergency room proposal, tries to figure out Bitcoin with help from a teenage millionaire and recites all his Twitter followers from memory. (S10, E06) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin': Cleveland and Rallo bond through "mutton bustin'," but Rallo soon runs away with his sheep when he learns about his sheep's ultimate fate. (S2, E10) 
00:30The Cleveland Show How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta? Cleveland and Donna argue over their individual parenting skills, so Donna leaves for the weekend so that he can take care of Roberta by himself. (S2, E11) 
01:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
01:55Bob's Burgers As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. (S8, E18) 
02:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
02:50Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
03:10Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
03:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
03:50The Chris Ramsey Show Adam Hess and Sara Pascoe join Chris Ramsey for games, challenges and general banter. Chris decides to get a party going on the train with help from radio DJ Roman Kemp. (S1, E07) 
04:15Pets Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous pet-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features Chihuahuas bullying Great Danes and a pig-impersonating parrot. (S1, E04) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
05:20The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
05:40The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
06:00The Middle The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03)