This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday

Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, September 23 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle High School Play Malcolm gets the chance to perform in a high-school play, Lois finds herself with unexpected free time, and Hal and Dewey build a giant city out of Lego. (S2, E09) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle The Bully Reese, champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes the natural order. (S2, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
11:00Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Humilithon Malcolm's first day of high school gets off to a bad start when Lois embarrasses him in front of the entire school. Dewey stays home alone for the first time in his life... (S4, E02) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Family Reunion The family go to Hal's middle-class family reunion for his father's birthday, but Lois is looked down up, forcing Hal to clash with his father, Walter (Christopher Lloyd). (S4, E03) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Stupid Girl Malcolm pretends to be stupid so he can win over a cute girl who really is stupid. Meanwhile, Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to running over various objects. (S4, E04) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Forwards Backwards Today is Malcolm's birthday but unfortunately he and Reese are in a prank war against each other. Francis does battle with a legend about an evil cow at the Grotto Ranch. (S4, E05) 
14:00Malcolm In The Middle Forbidden Girlfriend Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him, Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex, and Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin". (S4, E06) 
14:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Holds His Tongue Malcolm decides to keep his opinions to himself but becomes so stressed he develops a stomach ulcer! Meanwhile, Hal decides to become a speed walker. (S4, E07) 
15:00Malcolm In The Middle Boys at the Ranch On a visit to Francis' dude ranch Hal can't help being disappointed in Francis' success. Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup. (S4, E08) 
15:30Malcolm In The Middle Grandma Sues When Lois' mother visits, she trips on a leaf and decides to sue Hal and Lois...just as Lois finds out she's pregnant again. (S4, E09) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
20:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
21:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
21:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
22:00Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
22:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
23:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
23:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
00:00Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
00:30Friends The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
00:55A Haunted House 2 Film Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) move into their dream home. Soon afterwards Malcolm is once again plagued by supernatural shenanigans. (2014) 
02:35Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
03:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
03:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
03:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
04:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
04:55Impractical Jokers The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
05:15The Middle Fight or Flight After Axl graduates from college, he heads to Europe for the summer. Meanwhile Brick seeks out his old lawn chair and Sue panics after a minor car scratching incident. (S8, E23) 
05:35The Middle Vive La Hecks Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. (S9, E01) 
06:00Life In Pieces Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialise with, but Sophia and their son don't hit it off. (S1, E12)