This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, May 23 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? (S2, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
09:30Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
10:00Wipeout USA Fall head over heels in a new way as former 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' contestants compete. Including Erica Rose, Tenley Molzahn, Michelle Kujawa, Arie Luyendyk, and Natalie Getz. (S7, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? (S2, E12) 
12:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
12:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Animals Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on animal mishaps. (S1, E03) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Holidays Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on holiday howlers. (S1, E04) 
14:00Wipeout USA Shiver me timbers! Join us as a rare breed of athletes make their mark on the course. Get ready and watch the competition unfold aboard the S.S. Booty Shaker and the classic Big Balls. (S7, E10) 
15:00The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
15:30The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
17:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but with the dreaded demons waiting in Final Fall can any of them get there? (S1, E07) 
17:30Takeshi's Castle It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. One hundred new recruits face the swinging Human Velcro and the bonkers Knock Knock before taking on the Final Fall and attack the castle. (S1, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How exactly did Q's cats inspire a challenge? What does Joe do every morning before work? And where was Q employed before becoming a fireman? (S2, E13) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E14) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
20:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
20:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys team up for presentations that have nothing to do with the topic, try to touch people at a mall with different body parts, and quit their jobs again. (S6, E01) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
22:00Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Philip's racism. 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show Jim looks at how gamification gets people addicted to tech, tries to figure out if Australia has a gambling problem, and explains why strict laws don't curb addiction. (S3, E07) 
23:30Corporate Labour Day Matt and Jake get up to mischief while working on Labour Day until they discover they're not the only ones in the office after all. Satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E07) 
00:00South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05) 
00:30South Park City Sushi When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? (S15, E06) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite stand-up from across the first six series. Tonight features; Nick Helm, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty, Alun Cochrane, Joe Wilkinson, Paul Foot, and Doc Brown. (S6, E12) 
02:00Rocketman: Movie Special Film Go behind the scenes of Rocketman, with exclusive access to the film that's bringing Elton John's life to the big screen. We'll be on set, in the studio and hear from Sir Elton himself. 
02:30Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience The acclaimed stand-up show returns for a brand new season of 13 episodes. Tonight's opener sees Tony Law, Bridget Christie, and Kevin Eldon included in the line-up. Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:25Impractical Jokers Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
03:45Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
04:10Workaholics Going Viral When a social media expert comes to the office, the guys compete to hone their personal brands and try to become social media stars. (S6, E06) 
04:30Wipeout USA Shiver me timbers! Join us as a rare breed of athletes make their mark on the course. Get ready and watch the competition unfold aboard the S.S. Booty Shaker and the classic Big Balls. (S7, E10) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How exactly did Q's cats inspire a challenge? What does Joe do every morning before work? And where was Q employed before becoming a fireman? (S2, E13)