This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, December 20 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles faced include the Snow Blower and a ride on the ever popular Ski Lift. (S4, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
09:30Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
13:00Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face the Nutcracker Sweet, Santa's Workshop and Jingle Balls. (S5, E01) 
15:00The Middle Siblings and Sombreros Frankie takes an unconventional approach to a heated argument between Sue and Axl. Mike is shocked to learn that Brick has been awarded an Athlete of the Month award. (S6, E19) 
15:30The Middle Food Courting Brick gets in trouble for disrespecting his mother, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court. (S6, E20) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Will and Carlton pledge Phi Beta Gamma, a black fraternity whose president is a friend of Will's. Everyone likes Will, but find Carlton a bit of a geek... (S4, E08) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Baby Shower Michael practices for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios. When Jan arrives for the office baby shower, she has already had baby Astrid. (S5, E04) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Crime Aid Michael and Holly have sex in the office on a date and inadvertently lead to the office being robbed. Michael holds an auction to raise money for all the items lost. (S5, E05) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Jeremy Paxman, the greatest goal of all time, oral sex, mind control cats, scrabble cheating, and a dog preacher. (S7, E09) 
22:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
22:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
23:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Look Who's Purging Now Rick and Morty arrive on an alien planet to fix their ship just as the day of the purge begins there, meanwhile Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter bond. (S2, E09) 
23:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
00:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 All Stars compete for $100,000 and a place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame! Their first challenge is a salute to LGBTQ troops in an All Star-Spangled Variety Show! (S4, E01) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
01:55Your Face or Mine Christmas Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
02:25The Funny Thing About Christmas Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions. Is it a fortnight of goodwill and festive cheer or just two days and a roast? (S1, E06) 
03:15Meet the Spartans Film The Spartan king Leonidas (Sean Maguire) leads a ragtag bunch defending their homeland against invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and Brittany Spears! (2008) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
05:15The Middle Siblings and Sombreros Frankie takes an unconventional approach to a heated argument between Sue and Axl. Mike is shocked to learn that Brick has been awarded an Athlete of the Month award. (S6, E19) 
05:35The Middle Food Courting Brick gets in trouble for disrespecting his mother, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court. (S6, E20) 
06:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face the Nutcracker Sweet, Santa's Workshop and Jingle Balls. (S5, E01)