This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, July 19 2018

06:00The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
06:25The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Babysits Malcolm adores his new job of looking after the kids of a rich family. But, are they really as perfect as they appear? (S1, E05) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Sleepover Reese takes on an impossible task in order to be allowed to stay up and watch an evil puppet. While Malcolm finds his sleepover at Stevie's a little...safe. (S1, E06) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
12:55Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
13:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
14:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
15:00The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
15:30The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
16:00The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
16:30The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Babysits Malcolm adores his new job of looking after the kids of a rich family. But, are they really as perfect as they appear? (S1, E05) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Sleepover Reese takes on an impossible task in order to be allowed to stay up and watch an evil puppet. While Malcolm finds his sleepover at Stevie's a little...safe. (S1, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Whoops, There It Is The episode features bloopers from past seasons, and Dick Clark steps in to help Will showcase the bloopers. Will interviews the actors that appear in the series. (S6, E19) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Horse Ashley is anxious to get into the School of Performing Art, and a friend of Will's says he will help her with her acting. Will and Carlton buy a horse that is being retired. (S6, E20) 
21:00Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At... ...The O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! 
22:00South Park: Season 4 The Tooth Fairy Tats Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy, which leads him to a scheme to buy a new videogame. It's not long before the boys are caught up in the black market tooth racket. (S4, E01) 
22:30South Park: Season 4 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
00:00Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies Film Friends Harold and Kumar set out on a Friday night to satisfy their munchies with hamburgers from White Castle, but it soon turns into a wild road trip of epic proportions. (2004) 
01:50Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
02:20Ed Gamble At The Comedy Store The superb Ed Gamble introduces funny-man Fin Taylor, the fantastic Mae Martin, and the extremely funny Mo Gilligan. All this and more from the legendary Comedy Store in London. (S5, E01) 
02:45Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
03:10Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
03:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
03:50Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; ninja dog, animal offenders, xtreme close-up cinema, and three reasons you're still single. (S2, E18) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
05:15The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
05:40The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
06:00The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19)