This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, October 23 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Lena Waithe - actress, producer, and screenwriter, best known for her role as Denise in the Netflix series Master of None. 
09:30Two And A Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Time for some friendly counselling? (S2, E20) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
11:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
11:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Return of the Wall Jay's overbearing competitive streak returns once again when she becomes the coach of Kady's soccer team, but quickly gets replaced by Michael! (S2, E21) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Working Relationship Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game. (S2, E22) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida plans to drug and marry a wealthy man, then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it from Lois. (S5, E11) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Softball Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach. Meanwhile, Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5, E12) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
15:00The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
15:30The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
16:00The Middle The Final Final After missing his final college test before he graduates, Axl pleads with his teacher to let him take it anyway. Frankie, Mike, and Brick all hit a stretch of good luck. (S8, E22) 
16:30The Middle Fight or Flight After Axl graduates from college, he heads to Europe for the summer. Meanwhile Brick seeks out his old lawn chair and Sue panics after a minor car scratching incident. (S8, E23) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
19:00The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
19:30The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Nude Beach Darryl and the Belcher kids set up a business for kids to pay to see a good view of the nearby nude beach. Meanwhile, a new health inspector replaces Hugo... (S3, E11) 
21:30Bob's Burgers It Snakes a Village The family goes to Florida to visit Linda's parents, but they discover they live in a swinger senior home. Meanwhile, the kids try to track down a legendary python. (S3, E18) 
22:00South Park: From The Beginning... Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo The Mayor decides to impose a holiday theme which won't offend anybody. Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey (a singing Christmas poo) exists. (S1, E09) 
22:30South Park: From The Beginning... Damien The new kid in class persuades Jesus to do battle with his father, Satan, in the final battle of good versus evil. Cartman is livid to learn the bout clashes with his birthday. (S1, E10) 
23:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
23:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
00:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defense testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! 
01:00Broad City Sliding Doors In a flashback, Abbi and Ilana cross paths for the first time and spend the day together -- or don't. (S4, E01) 
01:30Life In Pieces Pilot As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life's all about. Colin Hanks stars. (S1, E01) 
02:00Micky Flanagan At The Comedy Store Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store! 
02:30The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight Maeve Higgins is joined by Andy Zaltzman, Glenn Wool, Stephen Carlin and ridiculously funny Aussie Sam Simmons. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage. 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Last in the series of this live comedy show. Tonight Henning Wehn is joined by Simon Munnery, Maeve Higgins, Phil Nichol, and Boothby Graffoe with interviews from Stewart Lee. 
03:30Fameless Prankers A wannabe crime fighter discovers how time flies, a driving instructor learns the dangers of buzzed driving, and a magician's apprentice watches his big break vanish into thin air. (S2, E07) 
03:50Mike & Molly Baby Bump Fearing that she has no plans for her life post-pregnancy, Mike and Molly attempt to reconcile Frannie with her estranged sister. (S6, E10) 
04:10Mike & Molly The Adoption Option Mike and Molly need everyone to be on their best behaviour when the adoption agency schedules a home visit. (S6, E11) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida plans to drug and marry a wealthy man, then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it from Lois. (S5, E11) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Softball Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach. Meanwhile, Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5, E12) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Fat Midnight Chris Hardwick hires the guys to feed his underlings, but will their internet-inspired extravaganza impress hardcore nerds? Josh finds international celebrity as Mentos Man. (S1, E11) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Pig Trouble in Little Tokyo Epic Meal Time tries to knock out some sumo wrestlers with a super high calorie stew. Also, a doctor determines which member of EMT is the (least) healthiest. (S1, E12) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.