This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, August 10 2020

06:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
06:25Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers: A Day In... ...The Life. A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
09:30Impractical Jokers: Fan-Tastic... ...Access. Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
11:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
11:30Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
12:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
12:30Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
12:55Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
13:20Bob's Burgers Teen-a-Witch When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft. (S7, E03) 
13:50Bob's Burgers They Serve Horses, Don't They? The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order. (S7, E04) 
14:20Bob's Burgers The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
15:10The King of Queens Two Thirty Doug suspects that his dentist Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) is purposely hurting him during his visits because the dentist once had a thing for Carrie. (S4, E24) 
15:40The King of Queens Shrink Wrap Arthur is taken to a therapist (William Hurt). It is revealed that Arthur's problems stem from his own father (played by his son Ben Stiller). Season finale. (S4, E25) 
16:05The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner Carrie gets a promotion which changes her hours, so now Doug and Carrie get to hardly see one another. Doug has trouble sleeping so he decides to use Arthur to solve this. (S5, E01) 
16:35The King of Queens Window Pain After their neighbours hear Doug & Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince them that they are better than that. Arthur gets Spence to let him ride the subway for free. (S5, E02) 
17:00The Middle Dental Hijinks Mike does all he can to avoid getting a tooth problem fixed, which includes a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay. Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus. (S8, E15) 
17:30The Middle Swing and A Miss Lexie spends Spring Break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl. The quarry softball team is on a losing streak, so Mike hires a ringer. (S8, E16) 
18:00The Middle Exes and Ohhhs Axl runs into nearly all his ex's whilst at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and even Weird Ashley. Hutch tells Axl that the universe is trying to tell him something. (S8, E17) 
18:30The Middle The Par-tay Mike gets into an argument about the plumber, Sue keeps a secret from Frankie, and Brick spends the weekend with Axl to experience college life. (S8, E18) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Wallpaper Marie drives Frank's car backwards through Ray's front door, crushing the house. Debra is mad and insists that Frank pay to repair everything that was damaged. (S5, E03) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Meant To Be Robert has been seeing his ex-wife Joanne, so now with her, Amy and Stefania, three women are interested in Robert. Ray and Frank tell him he has to choose. Who will he pick? (S5, E04) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery Ally's hamster, Pumpernickel, passes away due to Ray's carelessness (he accidentally freezes him to death). Ray tries to fool Ally and replace him with a new hamster. (S5, E05) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Author Ray's dreams of writing a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it, just when Robert is promoted, which places the family in a dilemma. (S5, E06) 
21:00The Cleveland Show Love Rollercoaster When Roberta's new teacher encourages Roberta to alter her appearance, Cleveland Jr. befriends the disguised Roberta and falls in love with her. (S1, E11) 
21:30The Cleveland Show Our Gang Cleveland tries to help some troubled teens at the high school get on the right path, but doesn't realise that in the process he's become a drug dealer. (S1, E12) 
22:00Jackass 3.5 Film Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O and the rest of the gang are back once again, performing painful stunts and practical jokes that stretch the boundaries of good taste. (2011) 
00:00Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High Tune in to find out the real meaning of infinity, why Joe will lie to you on stage, and why Kim Kardashian is the most popular woman in the world. If youčre not paranoid, youčre not paying attention. 
01:00Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
01:30Rhys James At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, the youthful Rhys James tells us all about his relationship, being a '90s kid, the joy of sleep, and even does a little rap. 
02:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
02:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
03:00Detroiters April in the D: Cramblin Duvet hits a hot streak, and Sam and Tim help Sheila find a lawyer after she gets a DUI. (S2, E01) 
03:25Nathan For You Nathan develops a way to shield kids from seeing their parents having sex while on a family vacation; Nathan has a travel agent offer funeral services to profit from her elderly customers. (S3, E05) 
03:45Tosh.0 Tosh delves into the 'net. Daniel talks to a man who enjoys acting like a horse, makes the case for celebrating all birthdays on the same day and exposes celebrities without their makeup. (S11, E03) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
04:30South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
04:50South Park Super Hard PCness Witness the return of Terrance and Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal... (S21, E09) 
05:15The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
05:35The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
06:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05)