This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, May 25 2019

06:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
06:25Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Human Cartoon' Danielle La Brie, 'Long Shot' Aurelia Long, and 'Second Vest' Sean Vest. (S7, E07) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
11:55Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
12:55Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
13:25Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
13:55Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
14:25Bob's Burgers Sit Me Baby One More Time After Tina launches a babysitting service, she soon faces internal problems with her business nemesis, Tammy. (S8, E04) 
14:55Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
15:55Bob's Burgers Bleakening Part 2: Linda's party takes a turn when she realises one of her prized ornaments has been stolen. (S8, E07) 
16:30Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
16:55Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
17:30Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
18:30Bob's Burgers The Hurt Soccer The family sign Louise up for a soccer league and with Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. (S8, E12) 
19:00Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
19:30Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
20:00Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
20:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
21:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
21:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
22:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
22:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
23:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
23:30Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers utilize mall shoppers to mediate their mindless conflicts, demand ice cream at a specialized business, and start protests for ridiculous causes. (S3, E07) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Practical joke show. Which joker will face the apology gauntlet? To avoid it they must get compliments on peculiar clothes, act weird with instruments, and attach balloons to strangers! (S4, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, what makes you happy, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen. (S1, E03) 
01:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey in many accents, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) 
02:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys team up for presentations that have nothing to do with the topic, try to touch people at a mall with different body parts, and quit their jobs again. (S6, E01) 
03:20Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
03:40LA to Vegas Things to Do in Vegas When You're Grounded When Colin gets served with divorce papers, Captain Dave plans a guys' night out. Nichole brings Ronnie on an interesting double date. (S1, E07) 
04:05LA to Vegas Parking Lot B: Ronnie is evicted from her apartment and kicked out of Bernard's, so Captain Dave invites her to stay with him in a community of airline workers. (S1, E08) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Human Cartoon' Danielle La Brie, 'Long Shot' Aurelia Long, and 'Second Vest' Sean Vest. (S7, E07) 
05:15Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Second Vest' Sean Vest, 'Alienator' Marco Ruiz, and 'Crochet King' Taylor Hoch. (S7, E08) 
06:00New: Most Ridiculous Babies The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of babies to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E21)