This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, September 26 2019

06:00The U.S. Office Inner Circle Certain elements of the office aren't happy with Deangelo's (guest-star Will Ferrell) sexist favouritism; will Jim's stand make a difference? Deangelo tries to win Dwight over. (S7, E24) 
06:25The U.S. Office Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager: Dwight finally has his dream job and is soon stamping his authority over the office; let's hope he doesn't make any big mistakes. Gabe still loves Erin. (S7, E25) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
09:30Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
10:00Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
10:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
11:00The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
11:30The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
12:00The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
12:30The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Thrill Seekers Greg James is our guide as injury prone Thrill-seekers get the Most Ridiculous treatment. So standby for stupid skaters, comical cyclists, and the true pain of parkour. (S3, E05) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Crazy Kids Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. Greg James is our guide to stupid schoolkids, playtime pratfalls and terrible teenagers. (S3, E06) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Teen-a-Witch When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft. (S7, E03) 
14:30Bob's Burgers They Serve Horses, Don't They? The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order. (S7, E04) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Twenty-four contestants compete in a brand new set of winter-themed obstacles! (S5, E04) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Working It Out Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to actress Marissa Redman (Queen Latifah) who turns out to be completely disrespectful. Marissa takes a liking to Will... (S1, E25) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
20:00The U.S. Office Inner Circle Certain elements of the office aren't happy with Deangelo's (guest-star Will Ferrell) sexist favouritism; will Jim's stand make a difference? Deangelo tries to win Dwight over. (S7, E24) 
20:30The U.S. Office Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager: Dwight finally has his dream job and is soon stamping his authority over the office; let's hope he doesn't make any big mistakes. Gabe still loves Erin. (S7, E25) 
21:00Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
21:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
22:00South Park vs. The Law Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
22:30South Park vs. The Law Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
23:00South Park vs. The Law Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
23:30South Park vs. The Law World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
00:00South Park vs. The Law Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
00:30South Park vs. The Law Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A stolen trio of meerkats, Brokebeak Mountain, a naked motorist, a banana attacks a gorilla, and a prostitute turned donkey. (S5, E04) 
02:00Not Another Teen Movie Film At John Hughes High School discover whether the popular jock, Jake (Chris Evans), can transform Janey (Chyler Leigh), the ugly-yet-pretty girl, into the prom queen? Jaime Pressly co-stars. (2001) 
03:35Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G muses about the U.S. Constitution with historian/author/"hair stylist" Gore Vidal, Borat learns about buying a house in a gated community, and Brüno attends a barn dance in Georgia. (S3, E05) 
04:00Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Brüno gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
04:30Are We There Yet? The Timeshare Episode Marilyn's new boyfriend Paul tries to convince the Kingston-Persons family to buy into a timeshare, but they're really buying into a scam. (S3, E42) 
04:50Are We There Yet? The Insignificant Anniversary Episode Nick agrees to go to a Public Enemy concert on the same night as his "proposa-versary" with Suzanne, who is none too pleased. (S3, E43) 
05:15The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
05:35The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
06:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (1): Jim, Toby and Gabe are charged with the task of finding a new branch manager, and interview some familiar faces... Will Arnett, James Spader, and Ricky Gervais cameo. (S7, E26)