This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, October 25 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. Can Charlie stop Alan from making a terrible mistake? (S3, E03) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
10:30Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
11:00Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Make Over Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their high school. (S2, E25) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Bowling Show The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling. (S2, E26) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Apartment Reese storms out and gets his own apartment. Francis uses the opportunity to blame Lois for all the issues in the family and Malcolm is forced to coach a jock. (S5, E15) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Visits College Lois takes Malcolm on his first college visit, Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pretty narcotics officer, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5, E16) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
14:30Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
15:00The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
15:30The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
16:00The Middle Back to Summer With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But she may have spoken too soon... (S2, E24) 
16:30The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
19:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
19:30The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
20:30Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
21:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
22:00South Park: From The Beginning... Cartman's Mum Is A Dirty S**t (1): Dr. Mephisto helps Cartman un-cover the truth about his dad's identity. The spotlight is on quite a few of South Park's male residents. Who could it be? (S1, E13) 
22:30South Park: Season 2 Cartman's Mum Is Still A Dirty S**t (2): Dr Mephisto is shot before he reveals who Cartman's father is. Who exactly shot him? Meanwhile, the rest of the town try to deal with a blizzard. (S2, E02) 
23:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
23:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; rude place names, ridiculous exam answers, a German orchestra in a brothel, Viagra laced desserts, and divorce cakes. 
01:00Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Confederate Flags of Our Fathers: The crew accompanies Uncle Joey to a Civil War reenactment, and Montrel decides to become a cop. (S2, E06) 
01:30Lip Sync Battle: The Rock Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Dwayne Johnson and Jimmy Fallon go head-to-head. (S1, E01) 
02:00Fameless Prankers Everybody wants their 15 minutes of "Fame", but instead the fame hungry get pranked. An aspiring traffic cop is pranked, a diva host gets a reality check, and a robot prank fails. (S2, E09) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience The cult stand-up show filmed in a proper comedy club. Tonight the madcap Paul Foot is joined by the musical David O'Doherty, Nish Kumar, Michael Legge and Josie Long. Backstage chat with Stewart Lee. 
03:50Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy auditions for an illicit internet video, we witness the aftermath of a one-night stand, and there's a regrettable airplane flight. (S1, E01) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: The Rock Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Dwayne Johnson and Jimmy Fallon go head-to-head. (S1, E01) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Apartment Reese storms out and gets his own apartment. Francis uses the opportunity to blame Lois for all the issues in the family and Malcolm is forced to coach a jock. (S5, E15) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Visits College Lois takes Malcolm on his first college visit, Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pretty narcotics officer, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5, E16) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Ay Dios Meal-O! A hungry Mariachi band discovers an epic surprise inside the world's first meat pi ata. Also, the guys splurge on a birthday gift for Harley. (S1, E15) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Hocus Porkus Harley visits a master illusionist where inspiration strikes. And so is born Epic Meal Empire's greatest, most delicious trick of all time: The (Dinner) Table of Terror! (S1, E16) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.