This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, August 16 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian repeatedly hits on her. (S1, E16) 
06:25Life In Pieces Hair Recital Rainbow Mom When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. (S1, E17) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Girlfriend Francis has to spend a few days in a county jail and enjoys it more than he expected. Malcolm finds himself with a girlfriend, which only adds to his social anxiety. (S3, E04) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Charity When Lois forces the boys into community service to build character, they quickly find a money making opportunity. Meanwhile, Francis finally reaches his destination in Alaska. (S3, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Sit Me Baby One More Time After Tina launches a babysitting service, she soon faces internal problems with her business nemesis, Tammy. (S8, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
13:00Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
14:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
15:00The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
15:30The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
16:00The Middle The Potato Sue gets a job at an eatery in the mall, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick isn't going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his terrible roommate. (S5, E03) 
16:30The Middle The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Girlfriend Francis has to spend a few days in a county jail and enjoys it more than he expected. Malcolm finds himself with a girlfriend, which only adds to his social anxiety. (S3, E04) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Charity When Lois forces the boys into community service to build character, they quickly find a money making opportunity. Meanwhile, Francis finally reaches his destination in Alaska. (S3, E05) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Sit Me Baby One More Time After Tina launches a babysitting service, she soon faces internal problems with her business nemesis, Tammy. (S8, E04) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
20:00Fresh Off The Boat Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon Louis and Jessica get pressured into volunteering at the kids' schools. Eddie sees a whole other side of his dad when he coaches the basketball team. (S1, E12) 
20:30Fresh Off The Boat So Chineez Jessica fears her family has assimilated so much to life in Orlando that they've lost their Chinese identity. Season finale. (S1, E13) 
21:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
22:00South Park: Season 6 My Future Self 'n' Me: After meeting his failed self from the future, Stan decides to avoid drink and drugs - but why does Butters also have a good-for-nothing future self staying with him? (S6, E16) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Cancelled The boys get a sense of deja vu as Cartman again has an anal probe, but they soon realise they're actually stuck in some kind of re-run - Earth is just a reality show for aliens! (S7, E01) 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Rick and Morty The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
00:00Rick and Morty A crazy scientist drags his innocent grandson on inter-dimensional adventures. Rick takes Morty to another dimension to collect seeds of Mega Trees, which Morty agrees to hide in his rectum. (S1, E01) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Terry Unmarried After discovering that he's not married to Donna because her divorce was never finalised, Cleveland goes out on the town and accidentally discovers that Terry is gay. (S2, E14) 
01:00Suzi Ruffell At The Comedy Store The riotously funny Suzi Ruffell is your host at the prestigious Comedy Store, where she is joined by the amazing Brennan Reece, the hugely funny Rosie Jones, and the joyous Lauren Pattison. (S5, E05) 
01:30Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
02:30Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
03:00Drunk History Drunk comedians teach us history. Joel Dommett yaks Baden Powell and the boy scouts, Diane Morgan talks Florence Nightingale, and Andrew Maxwell on the worst zoo ever. Features Johnny Vegas. (S1, E08) 
03:25Drunk History Tom Craine regales us with the story of Sir Walter Raleigh (starring Jack Whitehall and Michelle Keegan). Tom Davis tells the tale of Robin Hood (Mathew Baynton) & Maid Marian (Emma Bunton). (S2, E01) 
03:45Drunk History Iain Stirling slurs his way through Scott of the Antarctic (featuring Mathew Horne and Catherine Tate), whilst Chris Ramsey talks the sinking of the Titanic (featuring Phill Jupitus). (S2, E02) 
04:10TripTank Jeff must have sex with someone to prevent aliens from destroying Earth, a doctor performs magic tricks while delivering babies, and Bethiffer tries a video game. Adult animated sketch show. (S1, E08) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Sit Me Baby One More Time After Tina launches a babysitting service, she soon faces internal problems with her business nemesis, Tammy. (S8, E04) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
05:15The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
05:35The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
06:00Life In Pieces Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan. (S1, E18)