This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, August 19 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
06:20Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
09:30Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
10:00Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
10:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
11:00The Middle Operation Infiltration Frankie joins Brick on a school trip and attempts to help her socially inept son make friends. Mike thinks he may have bullied his brother a bit too much as kids. (S6, E18) 
11:30The Middle Siblings and Sombreros Frankie takes an unconventional approach to a heated argument between Sue and Axl. Mike is shocked to learn that Brick has been awarded an Athlete of the Month award. (S6, E19) 
12:00The Middle Food Courting Brick gets in trouble for disrespecting his mother, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court. (S6, E20) 
12:30The Middle Two of a Kind: Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long standing family feud. A fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch. (S6, E21) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
13:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
14:35Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
16:00Lip Sync Battle: Talk Show Hosts Jay Leno vs. Craig Ferguson: Two titans of late night television enter the LSB arena to find out who the superior performer is. (S3, E09) 
16:30Lip Sync Battle: Modern Family What happens when an NBA All Star (DeAndre Jordan) squares off with a red hot Hollywood actress and star of Modern Family (Sarah Hyland)? Find out right now. (S3, E12) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams The big sports game is coming up and pranks start. Will steals the other team's statue and they retaliate by stealing Carlton, the team good luck charm. (S4, E16) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air When You Hit Upon a Star Will's love affair with a superstar singer, Michelle Michaels, is threatened when he meets her handsome former lover. (S4, E17) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stop Will! In the Name of Love Ashley asks Will to chaperone her, thinking that her father would be overprotective. He turns out to be just as bad, and when her date leaves, Ashley rebels. (S4, E18) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
19:00My Wife And Kids A Little Romance Michael's promiscuous brother Ken comes to visit with his attractive girlfriend, Tiara, who contrasts with the way Michael has just realized Jay appears. (S1, E10) 
19:30My Wife And Kids Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Michael's accountant dies, making him take a new perspective about his life. He buys a hairpiece and starts to demonstrate his love for his family in a weird way. (S1, E11) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; badger girls, an Aussie Jesus, an earthquake in Wales, toddler boot camp, condom ambulance, and a woman who eats cat hair! (S8, E07) 
22:00Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
23:00South Park Jakovasaurs While camping, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs (a parody of Jar Jar Binks) on the planet. Will the townsfolk welcome them with open arms or find them very annoying? (S3, E04) 
23:30South Park Tweek vs. Craig: The boys coerce two of their classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a schoolyard fight. Craig learns martial arts with the aid of Cartman. Tweek is taught to box by Uncle Jimbo. (S3, E05) 
00:00South Park The Sexual Harassment Panda After a school educational talk from Petey the Panda, Cartman decides to sue Stan for sexual harassment. Suing fever starts to grip the entire town! (S3, E06) 
00:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; badger girls, an Aussie Jesus, an earthquake in Wales, toddler boot camp, condom ambulance, and a woman who eats cat hair! (S8, E07) 
01:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; rappers Golly Gosh, the Queen's love of Countdown, The Grand National, monkey police, the rabbit whisperer, and dog yoga. 
02:25Tosh.0 Tosh delves into the internet. Daniel breaks down a video of a daredevil with bad coordination, meets a mother and son who host a sex podcast, and attempts to set a record with crayons. (S11, E08) 
02:50Teachers In Security Adler has to coach the kickball team and is surprised to see dweebs show up. Pearson reviews CCTV footage and discovers the teachers' skeletons in the janitor's closet. (S2, E09) 
03:15Teachers Lunchtime! The Musical Snap changes the lunch menu while Feldman starts an underground junk food ring. Hot Dad volunteers for lunch duty and Bennigan works up the nerve to ask him out. (S2, E10) 
03:35The Chris Ramsey Show Chris welcomes musician Example and the charming comedian Jayde Adams into his basement for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! (S2, E04) 
04:00Bob's Burgers The Belchies The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition. (S2, E01) 
04:25Are We There Yet? When Nick is invited to play in a celebrity golf tournament at Walt Disney World, Suzanne is disappointed she has to miss the family's first vacation. (S2, ep19) 
04:50Are We There Yet? Annoyed that she and Nick never do anything together as a couple, Suzanne signs the two of them up for salsa lessons, but is surprised her control issues on the dance floor. (S2, ep20) 
05:10The Middle Food Courting Brick gets in trouble for disrespecting his mother, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court. (S6, E20) 
05:35The Middle Two of a Kind: Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long standing family feud. A fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch. (S6, E21) 
06:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11)