This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, September 21 2020

06:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
06:25Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
09:55Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
10:25Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
10:45Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
11:20Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
11:55Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
12:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Idiotic Infants Fancy the funniest clips on the internet? Well, your luck's in as Greg James gives kids the MR treatment. We've got bonkers babies, playground pratfalls and ludicrous little monsters. (S3, E02) 
14:00The Middle The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
14:30The Middle Halloween IV - The Ghost Story: It's Halloween at the house! Sue has a sleepover with her fellow Wrestlerettes, they have a seance, and Sue see's the Santa Maria sail across the living room! (S5, E05) 
15:00The Middle The Jump Frankie adopts a dog after the family make fun of her, Sue shocks her parents by making the volleyball team, and Axl, about to flunk out of multiple classes, asks Brick for help. (S5, E06) 
15:30The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
16:00The King of Queens Domestic Disturbance Carrie hires a Mexican housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug, so he decides to hire Spence's mom Veronica as his own housekeeper. (S7, E10) 
16:30The King of Queens Poor Judgment Though Carrie is somewhat apprehensive about it, Doug decides to pursue an old dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile, Arthur runs for president of the senior centre. (S7, E11) 
17:00The King of Queens Gym Neighbours When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbour Lou Ferrigno so Carrie could lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal with Lou to laze around instead. (S7, E12) 
17:30The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns the horrifying truth about the phrase that he said... (S7, E13) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity For church charity, Debra signs Ray up to work at the hospital and she volunteers to work with the homeless. Initially Ray is apprehensive, but he starts to love the work. (S7, E16) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting The Parents Amy's mum and dad finally meet the Barone family, when they show up unexpectedly and try to talk Amy out of marrying Robert. Debra tries to help and fails. (S7, E17) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan Following Raymond and Frank's advice, Robert purposefully botches the wedding invitations in hopes of getting Amy to do all the preparations on her own. (S7, E18) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover At Peggy's Debra is sick so Ray has to drop Ally off at the home of his arch-enemy, Peggy. He helps her assemble a tent for the kids and he starts to believe that Peggy likes him. (S7, E19) 
20:00Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
20:30Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years Guess Who's Coming to Marry? Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom meets Janice's intended, who is a white man. (S2, E06) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
21:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; Karl's Valentine's Day advice, interpreting Wittgenstein and the rights of fish. Stephen and Ricky explain Kafka's 'Metamorphosis,' and Karl ponders life as a beetle. (S1, E11) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Stephen and Ricky have Karl complete the 'Inside the Actor's Studio' questionnaire, Karl ponders organ donation in light of the afterlife, and Stephen reads from Karl's Diary. (S1, E12) 
23:00South Park Fights Crime! Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
23:30South Park Fights Crime! Mystery of The Urinal Deuce Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09) 
00:00Amy Schumer Live: Mostly Sex Stuff Absolutely nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer, from her hilariously messed-up dating and sex life, to her encounters with unexpected body components and hate-filled personal grooming appointments! 
01:00Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
02:00Fresh Off The Boat The Flush Louis excitedly plans a guys' weekend for him and Eddie, but is disappointed when Eddie invites his buddies over for a sleepover instead. (S3, E17) 
02:30Fresh Off The Boat Time to Get Ill When Jessica tries to sleep off a bad flu, Louis and the boys splurge on a pricey pay-per-view wrestling match that she would never allow. (S3, E18) 
03:00Single Parents Ronald Reagan's White House Collectible Pen Douglas offers to have the first-grade social at his house so he can exact revenge on his rival dermatologist, Mark. (S1, E09) 
03:20Lip Sync Battle: Ricky Martin Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Pop icon Ricky Martin squares off against supermodel Kate Upton. (S3, E13) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets a dedicated MSU cowbell ringer, introduces a responsible way to help out children and puts his efforts into raising money for a cat's butthole. (S9, E28) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
04:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
04:50Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
05:15The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
05:40The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
06:00Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security.