This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, March 27 2019

06:00Fresh Off The Boat Miracle on Dead Street It's the Huangs' first Halloween in the suburbs and Louis is determined to turn their "dead" street into a prime destination for trick-or-treaters. (S2, E05) 
06:20Fresh Off The Boat Good Morning Orlando Louis goes on a local morning talk show to promote Cattleman's Ranch but fears he humiliated himself. Meanwhile, at school Alison sends Eddie a love note... (S2, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
09:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
10:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
10:30Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
11:00Fresh Off The Boat Miracle on Dead Street It's the Huangs' first Halloween in the suburbs and Louis is determined to turn their "dead" street into a prime destination for trick-or-treaters. (S2, E05) 
11:35Fresh Off The Boat Good Morning Orlando Louis goes on a local morning talk show to promote Cattleman's Ranch but fears he humiliated himself. Meanwhile, at school Alison sends Eddie a love note... (S2, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
14:00Wipeout USA The Road Trip and The Wipeout Zone are tackled by a sewer rat, a photobomber, a make-up artist and the brokenhearted. (S4, E27) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S1, E05) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants try to avoid the water in Turtle Path before taking on the muddy Tug of War all aiming to storm the castle and claim victory. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S1, E06) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Take My Cousin - Please: When one of Will's professors gets depressed over his divorce, Will hopes to improve his failing class grade by introducing him to Hilary, who is still grieving. (S4, E11) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You've Got to Be a Football Hero At a party, Will wants to impress Jackie and make a fool of the guy she's dating. End result being he is trapped in a mausoleum with philosophical ghosts. (S4, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Livin' The Dream (2): Angela is having serious problems after her split from the Senator, Dwight is finally made manager of the Scranton branch, Andy goes to extremes for his dream! (S9, E23) 
21:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
22:00The Football Factory Film An insight into the gritty life of a bored Chelsea football hooligan (Danny Dyer) who lives for violence, sex, drugs, and alcohol. (2004) 
23:55Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard picks his favourite bits from the second series. Tonight features; a penis biting racoon, country air in a jar, everything causes cancer, Christ's genitalia, and Russell Kane. 
01:20Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:20Broad City Along Came Molly Abbi, Ilana, and Bevers sell Abbi's New York City belongings. Meanwhile, Abbi gets tickets to a Lil Wayne concert, and the girls take a "trip". (S5, E09) 
02:55Drunk History Drunk comedians teach us history. Kerry Howard on the pirate Blackbeard, Joel Dommett yaks Colonel Blood stealing the crown jewels, and Tiff Stevenson talks Henry VIII starting a war. (S1, E06) 
03:20Another Period Rejects Beach Lillian finally finds acceptance among Newport's high society, Victor throws Frederick a bachelor party, and Chair plays a nasty trick on Blanche. (S1, E09) 
03:45Hood Adjacent James lays out just how important Michael Jordan has been to him while taking viewers on a journey through the subcultures, personalities and controversies surrounding the basketball legend. (S1, E06) 
04:05TripTank A third grade soccer team takes on the Mongolian horde, the aliens help Jeff through a breakup, and Jesus makes a terrible mistake. Adult animated sketch show. (S1, E04) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; beginner's pluck, animals behaving badly, and gettin' schooled. (S2, E16) 
05:15Undateable A Sibling Rivalry Walks Into a Bar Leslie is in need of a date for a work-do so Justin & Danny battle it out to prove who has been a better brother to her, but can Burksi be her real date? (S2, E06) 
05:35Undateable A Live Show Walks Into a Bar (Pt 1): When Justin insults Ed Sheeran after his performance at the bar, a stream of stars and musicians walk through the doors, armed with a slap for Justin. (S2, E07) 
06:00Fresh Off The Boat The Big 1-2 Eddie celebrates his 12th birthday with friends, much to the dismay of Louis and Jessica, who were hoping for a family birthday party. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan feel left out. (S2, E07)