This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, January 28 2020

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Some things are better in slow-mo, dating do's and don'ts, and punch drunk love. (S2, E11) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
10:00Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
10:30Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
11:00The U.S. Office Secretary's Day Andy tries to make Erin's Secretary's Day a special day but things don't turn out too well for him. Oscar circulates a video he made in which he's not exactly kind to Kevin. (S6, E22) 
11:30The U.S. Office Body Language Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together but Michael manages to make a mess of things. Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. (S6, E23) 
12:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
13:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
13:30The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Henson Headshots and the Spin Psycho. (S5, E12) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
17:00The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
17:30The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
18:00The U.S. Office Performance Review Michael conferences with the employees during their annual performance reviews, while he worries about his own upcoming performance review with Jan. (S2, E08) 
18:30Will & Grace I Do, Oh, No, You Di-in't (Part 1): Opting to forego a picturesque fall wedding and elope in Las Vegas, Karen hops a plane to "sin city" with fiancÚ Lyle and faithful friends Will and Jack. (S6, E23) 
19:00The U.S. Office Secretary's Day Andy tries to make Erin's Secretary's Day a special day but things don't turn out too well for him. Oscar circulates a video he made in which he's not exactly kind to Kevin. (S6, E22) 
19:30The U.S. Office Body Language Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together but Michael manages to make a mess of things. Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. (S6, E23) 
20:00My Name Is Earl Mailbox Earl promises to help a man from the trailer park win the girl of his dreams (Jenny McCarthy), but he falls for her instead. And Joy gets mad at Darnell... (S2, E07) 
20:30My Name Is Earl Robbed a Stoner Blind After Earl and Randy attempt to make amends with a former drug addict (Christian Slater), Earl joins him for a week at a commune and tries to prevent global warming. (S2, E08) 
21:00Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
21:30Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
22:00South Park Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
22:30South Park Taming Strange When baby Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. Yo abba Gabba style, will help! Or will Ike's bad boy ways spread? (S17, E05) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss Karl's theory on how museums procure items. Also, Karl pitches his new idea for a film about a man whose brain is transplanted into Tom Cruise's body. (S3, E01) 
23:30The Ricky Gervais Show After Stephen recalls being the only kid in his school to dress in a costume for Comic Relief Day, Karl shares his idea that there should be one, and only one, charitable cause per year. (S3, E02) 
00:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the oldest paper girl in the land, the shoplifting league table, rowdy cricket fans, and how housework is bad for sperm. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; rude place names, ridiculous exam answers, a German orchestra in a brothel, Viagra laced desserts, and divorce cakes. 
03:00Tom Allen At The Comedy Store Tom Allen is at the prestigious Comedy Store in London hosting a night of riotous comedy with the hilarious Tez Ilyas, the brilliant Kiri Pritchard-McLean, and the fabulous Tom Lucy. (S5, E03) 
03:25Another Period Divorce Lillian and Beatrice brainstorm ways to rid themselves of their husbands. Frederick (Jason Ritter) gets courted by a wealthy divorcee. Garfield copes with a traumatic event. (S1, E02) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel celebrates a nude optical illusion, helps viewers learns proper pronunciation and gives a weepy teen a new look after she has a meltdown over a traffic ticket. (S10, E04) 
04:05Corporate The Pain of Being Alive After his surgery, Jake's co-workers butter him up in the hopes that he'll share his prescription painkillers with them, and visions of a ghost haunt Matt. (S1, E03) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Henson Headshots and the Spin Psycho. (S5, E12) 
05:15The U.S. Office Secretary's Day Andy tries to make Erin's Secretary's Day a special day but things don't turn out too well for him. Oscar circulates a video he made in which he's not exactly kind to Kevin. (S6, E22) 
05:35The U.S. Office Body Language Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together but Michael manages to make a mess of things. Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. (S6, E23) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Upstaged and confused, Ryan Wilde: only child, great escapes, and poke my heart. (S2, E12)