This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, September 25 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Will Trash Book Spa When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. (S1, E14) 
06:20Life In Pieces Soccer Gigi TV Mikey When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him. (S1, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Visits College Lois takes Malcolm on his first college visit, Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pretty narcotics officer, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5, E16) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Polly in the Middle Polly starts dating Abe and Craig at the same time!, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt, and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5, E17) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
10:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
13:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
13:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
14:00Wipeout USA Fall head over heels in a new way as former 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' contestants compete. Including Erica Rose, Tenley Molzahn, Michelle Kujawa, Arie Luyendyk, and Natalie Getz. (S7, E09) 
15:00The Middle Hecks vs. Glossners: The Final Battle: When the Glossners steal Sue's car, the Hecks, along with the Donahues and Bill Norwood, declare an all-out war. (S9, E17) 
15:30The Middle Thank You For Not Kissing Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school. (S9, E18) 
16:00The Middle Bat Out of Heck Axl is fed up of Mike telling him how to run his life, Sue is determined to win a prestigious hotel scholarship; and Frankie sees something flying through the house. (S9, E19) 
16:30The Middle Great Heckspectations Frankie has to force Brick into asking Cindy to the high school prom; Lexie talks Axl into giving Sue a birthday present; and Mike struggles with the new TV remote. (S9, E20) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Visits College Lois takes Malcolm on his first college visit, Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pretty narcotics officer, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5, E16) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Polly in the Middle Polly starts dating Abe and Craig at the same time!, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt, and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5, E17) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
18:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
21:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
22:00South Park: Season 11 Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
22:30South Park: Season 11 Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
23:00South Park: Season 11 The Snuke The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton. Eric suspects that a new student is planning a terrorist attack but the real culprits are deadlier. (S11, E04) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Jeffs With the aliens away on vacation, Jeff accidentally uses a device that gives everyone on Earth his exact personality traits. Adult animation. (S1, E07) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Frapp Attack! After Donna becomes jealous when Cleveland gets too close to a female co-worker, a music video made from footage of his workplace shenanigans goes viral. (S3, E16) 
00:30The Cleveland Show American Prankster One of Rallo's pranks goes too far and gets Cleveland, Jr. kicked out of the scouts. Cleveland takes matters into his own hands... (S3, E17) 
01:00Roast Battle: Series 1 Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
01:30Roast Battle: Series 1 Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race The remaining queens were asked by RuPaul to insult each other for a mini-challenge, and the winner was given the authority to assign the line-up for the roast of judge Michelle Visage. (S9, E08) 
03:00RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the season 9 queens unwind in the werkroom as they discuss channelling their inner Bianca Del Rio to read each other-plus judges Michelle Visage and Tamar Braxton-to filth. (S9, E08) 
03:25Idiotsitter Finale Gene finally takes her GED test and Billie gets a shot at her dream job. (S1, E10) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Rashida Jones Billy tests the knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York. Games include: "Their bodies, themselves" and "Tyler Perry movie quote or applebees". Maya Rudolph and Rashida Jones guest. (S2, E08) 
04:10Legends of Chamberlain Heights More Than a Video Game Grover tries to step out of his brother's shadow by entering a video game tournament, but he quickly realizes that he may not have what it takes. (S1, E09) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
04:50Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
05:15The Middle Thank You For Not Kissing Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school. (S9, E18) 
05:35The Middle Bat Out of Heck Axl is fed up of Mike telling him how to run his life, Sue is determined to win a prestigious hotel scholarship; and Frankie sees something flying through the house. (S9, E19) 
06:00Life In Pieces Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian repeatedly hits on her. (S1, E16)