This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, June 20 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Goldie The Fish Pig tales. Goldie the fish does not look happy and is not eating her food, so Peppa, George and Mummy Pig take her on a bus trip to visit Dr Hamster the vet. (S3 Ep 23) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Best in Show Olly and Stan are helping to train Ben the dog for the annual Bumpton Dog Show, but Ben hurts his paw and is unable to enter. Then Olly comes to the rescue. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animated series about a young girl. Grandma loves to listen to her canary sing, but Luo Bao Bei thinks that it's mean to keep the bird in a cage and sets it free. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:20Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A crisis looms when a ship goes out of control. (S1 Ep 45) 
06:40Fireman Sam The Wild Cheese Chase CGI adventures. Norman gets lost during the Pontypandy Cheese Roll Challenge and finds himself at the edge of a cliff. (S9 Ep 3) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. Emily is helping Donald and Douglas with a long train of heavy flatbeds, but neither of the brothers want to go in front and keep swapping over. (S21 Ep 16) 
07:00The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series following kittens through the first year of life. Meet Lloyd, a British short hair house cat and see how he learns to live with his three fluffy sisters! (S1 Ep 1) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animated children's series. Samira offers Zeta the chance to be a genie again on one condition - she must grant Shimmer and Shine's wishes. (S2 Ep 37) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Sam Spratt takes Shane out on The Merry Mackerel to catch prawns. When a thick fog descends, can Shane's culinary skills help them find the way home? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:35Peppa Pig Pirate Island Animated series about a lovable little pig. Grandpa and Granny Pig take Peppa, George and all their friends on a boat trip to Pirate Island. (S2 Ep 23) 
07:45Peppa Pig The Queen Animation. Miss Rabbit is to be given the Queen's Award for Industry. Peppa and her friends are so excited, because they are going with her to the palace to meet the Queen! (S4 Ep 27) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Big Ben and Holly Animation. When a spell goes wrong, Ben and Holly grow to human size! Now they are able to play with Lucy and her friends and want to stay big forever! (S2 Ep 23) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Daring Danny X is having fun paragliding when his harness becomes loose. It's up to the pups to get him safely back on the ground. (S4 Ep 25) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals find a broken kite. Apparently it flies, but how - it's just wood, paper and string? They find out when a gust of wind whisks it away... (S1 Ep 22) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby and Chips spot Grumpy carrying a mysterious box uphill and do their very best to help him. (S1 Ep 19) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When a little clockwork duck turns up at the DinoLab, Noddy tries to find out where it comes from and return it to its family. (S1 Ep 26) 
09:05Mofy Animation. The friends of the forest are looking for a four-leaf clover. Betty decides to cheat, thinking that a fake clover will bring her good luck too. (S3 Ep 3) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about feuding neighbours. Terry wants to oust his party-loving neighbour, Brian & Jane regret welcoming a violent couple to their street and Mairead faces a garden hog. (S5 Ep 5) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Eurico acquired 11 broken ribs and multiple injuries from a 50mph motorcycle crash. Gary had his face rebuilt with a bone from his leg. (S4 Ep 27) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Everyone is happy to see Ash back, pleased that he has sought professional help for his anger issues. Robbo returns to basic police training. Justin and Dean fight over Willow. 
13:45Neighbours Bea accepts and demands that Finn meet her family. David and Aaron's decision to involve Mishti in their wedding plans backfires. Leo accidentally lands a punch on a familiar face. 
14:15Cagney and Lacey US police drama series about two women detectives in New York. Robbers dressed as cops target ladies at a beautician. Christine is befriended by one of the victims. (S2 Ep 3) 
15:15Her Son's Deadly Secret Film Thriller. starring Olivia d'Abo and Tammy Blanchard. A man claims to be a woman's son, who was presumed drowned many years previously. But is he who he says he is? (2018) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Bea accepts and demands that Finn meet her family. David and Aaron's decision to involve Mishti in their wedding plans backfires. Leo accidentally lands a punch on a familiar face. 
18:00Home and Away Everyone is happy to see Ash back, pleased that he has sought professional help for his anger issues. Robbo returns to basic police training. Justin and Dean fight over Willow. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies ...Alan Davies. Documentary series. Ten puppies found dumped in a bin are given a second chance at life thanks to the help of the staff and volunteers at Blackberry Farm RSPCA. (S6 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Shop Smart: Save Money Consumer show hosted by Fiona Phillips and Gaby Roslin. As we head into summer holiday season, the team hunt down summer bargains and essentials. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Secrets Of McDonalds: 50... ...Years of the Big Mac. Entertaining documentary revealing the history of the fast food franchise, from its humble beginnings in 1948 to its world-conquering profile today. 
22:00The World's Heaviest Child... ...Extraordinary People. Doccumentary looking at the case of Arya Permana, an 11-year-old from Indonesia, who weighs a massive 30 stone. 
23:05Party Pensioners: Sex, Drugs... ...& Bingo. Fame hungry 62-year-old Jane is on a mission to become as famous as Beyonce and 82-year-old American born Lynn Ruth Miller takes the stage as the world's oldest Burlesque stripper. 
00:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs SA-T20 Women In a terrestrial TV first, highlights of the T20 International between England Women and South Africa at Taunton. 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Eurico acquired 11 broken ribs and multiple injuries from a 50mph motorcycle crash. Gary had his face rebuilt with a bone from his leg. (S4 Ep 27) 
04:00Witches: A Century Of Murder Last of a two-part documentary series. Dr Suzannah Lipscomb tells the story of Matthew Hopkins, a ruthless Puritan who rose to become Witchfinder General. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. This edition features a villa on the west coast of Scotland. [SL] (S4 Ep 6) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Can its past history explain one young couple's unsettling night-time experiences? [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
05:35Nick's Quest Wildlife documentary in which Nick Baker visits Playa Grande in Costa Rica, where the world's largest reptiles come ashore to lay their eggs. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig Funfair Pig tales. Peppa and her family head off for an exciting time at the funfair. Mummy Pig tries to win a giant teddy for Peppa. (S3 Ep 24)