This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, October 22 2018

06:00Mofy Animation. After dreaming about a land with the biggest and best acorns in the world, Lee and Sioux go on an adventure to find 'Acornland'. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:05Peppa Pig Funfair Pig tales. Peppa and her family head off for an exciting time at the funfair. Mummy Pig tries to win a giant teddy for Peppa. (S3 Ep 24) 
06:10Peppa Pig Numbers Pig tales. Peppa and her friends learn how to count by playing games at Madame Gazelle's playschool. (S3 Ep 25) 
06:15Peppa Pig The Holiday House Popular animation. Peppa and her family arrive in Italy. Everyone is talking in a different language and Daddy Pig finds driving on the right a little difficult. (S4 Ep 37) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei's team is not doing as well as the others on Grandpa's treasure hunt in the park. When they have an opportunity to cheat, will they take it? (S1 Ep 47) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Ollie is in training to be a police dog. Today, he is off to the railway station - but can he keep his focus on the noisy train platform? (S1 Ep 16) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Curtis Chameleon is sad because he has forgotten how to change colour. Can Monty the monkey's antics cheer him up? (S2 Ep 11) 
06:45New: Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Pat-Pat joins up with Noddy and becomes a detective for the day. But they don't have a case to solve - until the Pockets go missing. (S2 Ep 1) 
07:00Thomas & Friends... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When a Bollywood action movie is filmed on the Indian railway, Thomas is desperate to be involved. (S22 Ep 6) 
07:10New: Fireman Sam Animation. Norman-Man tests his newfound superpower of invisibility when Joe's robotic dog goes on the rampage, ending Sam's hopes of a month without a fire. (S11 Ep 2) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Shane learns the cha cha cha for a Latin American dinner dance. But when the town hall roof collapses, he has to improvise to save the night. (S1 Ep 12) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Teddy needs mending and cleaning after rolling down hills and jumping in muddy puddles, so Peppa takes her to Miss Rabbit's Doll Hospital. (S5 Ep 22) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and Peppa is going to her party! There are bubbles and balloons - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf! (S5 Ep 23) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Queen Thistle's Little Teapot Impish animation. Holly accidentally breaks her mum's special new teapot. Can Ben help her repair it? (S1 Ep 6) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Mayor Humdinger steals Adventure Bay's ferris wheel... (S4 Ep 13) 
08:25Floogals Animation. The Floogals discover a weird machine with wheels like a bicycle, but wrapped in tape with lots of pictures of Boy Hooman on it. (S2 Ep 26) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated children's series. Leah has lost her necklace! But an underground creature comes across the necklace and begins to make wishes. (S3 Ep 1) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Frog Prince Impish animation. King Thistle is snowed under with royal duties. He must launch a boat, judge a competition and make a speech at a festival. Can Holly help? (S1 Ep 7) 
09:05Peppa Pig Hiccups Animated series. Peppa thinks it's funny when George gets hiccups from eating his breakfast too quickly, but then the hiccups start spoiling their game. (S1 Ep 16) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. High Court Enforcement Agent Paul is on the trail of a 30,000 debt and gets a tip off that the debtor may be part of a ruthless and possibly violent gang. (S2 Ep 4) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS One Last Score US crime drama series. When the NCIS team learns of the murder of one of their former investigative assistants, they find that the victim has been selling information. (S8 Ep 17) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away After a further session with the counsellor, Tori decides that Robbo is not ready for fatherhood again. Ryder plans a little adventure after hearing some stories from Dean. 
13:45Neighbours Piper is shocked to learn that Cassius is in hospital after being attacked by a fellow prisoner. Paul's plan to bring Amy and Rob back together backfires spectacularly. 
14:15Left For Dead Film Thriller starring Elisabeth Rohm and Tygh Runyan. After being left for dead, a detective awakes in the hospital to find she has full-blown amnesia. (2014) 
16:00Friends Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe cannot choose between the men in her life. Monica's boyfriend surprises her. (S3 Ep 23) 
16:30Friends Monica's boyfriend is determined to continue with his dangerous sport. Chandler's boss is over-friendly. (S3 Ep 24) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Piper is shocked to learn that Cassius is in hospital after being attacked by a fellow prisoner. Paul's plan to bring Amy and Rob back together backfires spectacularly. 
18:00Home and Away After a further session with the counsellor, Tori decides that Robbo is not ready for fatherhood again. Ryder plans a little adventure after hearing some stories from Dean. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Moto GP Highlights Highlights from Japan of the latest round of the world championship. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Documentary series. The Traffic Cops are called to an accident involving a motorbike, and on the road to Harrogate a group of bikers get into an altercation with a motorist. (S4 Ep 9) 
21:00New: Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. Huge delays occur after a man is hit by a train at Southall. Train enthusiasts descend on Paddington to get a glimpse of the world-famous Flying Scotsman. (S3 Ep 6) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:05Furious & Funny: Caught On Camera Reality clip show. This episode features motorists targeted by vigilante traffic wardens, shoppers in the line of fire and a very bad hair day at an awards ceremony. (S1 Ep 7) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Canada: A Year in the Wild Documentary series. The Canadian Spring is late this year, and when it finally arrives, the race is on to find a mate and start a family. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series about the thriving tattoo studios in the 24-hour party resort of Kavos. Kai, Danny and Ben are on an inking binge, with Danny immortalising a dead gorilla. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 13) 
05:10House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice lays down the law to those whose houses need updating to make a sale. This time she visits a couple in Bournemouth who want to move to Australia. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. For five years a family has suffered erratic sleep patterns, electrical problems and unsettling experiences. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
06:00Mofy Animation. Mofy looks after Mummy Mouse's children while she is at work. Mummy Mouse can't get them to eat carrots, but Mofy comes up with a story to help. (S1 Ep 36)