This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, December 12 2018

06:00Peppa Pig The Biggest Muddy Puddle in the World Pig tales. Peppa and George wake up one morning to find that all the rain has made a flood, and their house is now a desert island! (S3 Ep 52) 
06:05Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy and Daddy Pig take Peppa and George to a castle to feast on medieval banquets, play King and Queen and meet a dragon. It's George's favourite day ever! (S5 Ep 1) 
06:10New: The Day Henry Met Animation. An old Grandfather Clock is moving house, but the removal van has left without him. So Henry becomes a delivery man for the day. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Chicken's Ride West Animation. In this episode, so that the King can have eggs whenever he likes, the elves decide to give him some chickens from the Elf Farm. (S2 Ep 46) 
06:30Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Brenda the golden Labrador has had twelve tiny puppies. We meet Pippa and her brothers as they open their eyes and begin their journey. (S2 Ep 3) 
06:35Wissper CGI-animation. Samson the little lion cub can only squeak and even the mice laugh at him, so Wissper and Stripes join forces to teach him to roar. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective ...' Jet Pack. CGI-animation. Smartysaurus cannot control her new jet pack because she hasn't read the instructions before taking off. (S2 Ep 8) 
06:55Thomas and Friends Duncan the Humbug CGI animation. Who is taking the Steamies' Christmas decorations from the Tidmouth sheds? (S18 Ep 19) 
07:05Fireman Sam On Thin Ice CGI adventures. Sarah and James head off to a frozen lake to skate. But half way through their routine cracks start to appear and Sam has to come to the rescue. (S9 Ep 4) 
07:15Shane the Chef Animation. JG's popcorn maker spoils the kids' favourite film in Munchington's first pop-up cinema. 
07:35Peppa Pig Snow Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's snowing outside, so Peppa and George must wear their hats and scarves. (S1 Ep 12) 
07:45Peppa Pig Holiday in the Sun Popular animation. On the first day in their holiday villa, Peppa and her family go exploring in the local village. (S4 Ep 38) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Mermaid Preschool animation. In this episode, Lucy and her dad find an old mirror from the bottom of the lake and decide to keep it not knowing it belongs to a mermaid. (S2 Ep 47) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pups in a Fog: CGI animated series about a pack of puppies. The pups travel through thick fog in order to reach a lighthouse and repair the light. (S1 Ep 8) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Fleeker is accidentally taken to the Hooman neighbour's house, where he finds a big glass tank of water and a strange swimming creature, which he adopts. (S2 Ep 21) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. When Spellbook tells Fizzy that she must learn to consider others' needs, Fizzy tries to make life better for her friends - but only makes things worse. (S1 Ep 8) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animation. While on a mission to find a brand-new gem in Genie Forest, the girls become trapped in a cave. It's up to Zac and his genie Kaz to save the day. (S2 Ep 4) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Home For Christmas Day Film Romantic drama starring Catherine Bell and Victor Webster. When a woman falls for a soldier, her mother tries to protect her from what she fears is a doomed affair. (2017) 
12:45Neighbours Toadie is unaware that Sonya is in terrible danger. Chloe gets drunk at Mark and Elly's engagement party and is highly indiscreet. Jane confronts Paul over his family problems. 
13:15Christmas In The Smokies Film Drama starring Sarah Lancaster and Barry Corbin. A woman organises a last ditch Christmas fundraising concert to try and save her family's berry farm. (2015) 
15:00Christmas Connection Film Drama starring Brooke Burns and Tom Everett Scott. A flight attendant develops a bond with a little girl and is invited to spend Christmas with her family. (2017) 
16:455 News National and international news. 
17:00Friends Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat. (S6 Ep 24) 
17:30Friends A confused Monica visits Richard's apartment. Chandler goes looking for her - will he find her in time? (S6 Ep 25) 
18:00Neighbours Toadie is unaware that Sonya is in terrible danger. Chloe gets drunk at Mark and Elly's engagement party and is highly indiscreet. Jane confronts Paul over his family problems. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: World's Strongest Man 2018 Strongman competition. Action from the Sheffield Arena, where Eddie 'The Beast' Hall is focused on winning a record breaking 5th British crown. (Ep 1) 
20:00New: Kids' A&E At Christmas Documentary based at Sheffield children's hospital. How does a busy children's A&E department cope with the Christmas calamities coming through its doors? 
21:00Secrets of SS Great Britain Documentary revealing where the royal family eat their Christmas dinner, when they open their presents and how they spend their Christmas Eve. 
22:00New: The Sex Business: Orgasms... Documentary series exploring how people buy, sell and market sex. (S2 Ep 3) 
23:05Police Interceptors Reality series. When his girlfriend is taken away, a drunk driver shows his true colours by propositioning Interceptor Sophie, who is unimpressed with his moves. (S15 Ep 6) 
00:05Nanna Love: 50 Shades of Granny Documentary about the growing number of men attracted to women old enough to be their grandmothers, including hypersexual lover Kyle and heartbroken Octavio. 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Britain by Boat Travelogue series. Michael Buerk and John Sergeant sail along the south coast of Cornwall, from Fowey to Newlyn. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Harry gets his first inking, and two boozed up couples from Ireland get stuck into some needle action. Londoner Tony gets a 'go hard, or go home' inking. [SL] (S1 Ep 9) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A two-bedroom cottage in Leicestershire receives an affordable makeover. [SL] (S5 Ep 7) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Featuring a healthy house expert, a clairvoyant and a feng shui expert. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa volunteers Mummy Pig to do a parachute jump to raise money for the school roof repairs. (S5 Ep 2)