This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, October 19 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand Alan is all worrisome so Charlie suggests a nice, relaxing trip to Las Vegas. However, Jake becomes ill beforehand - will they do the right, responsible thing? (S2, E15) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
10:55Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
12:01My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 2): The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant only to find out that they must share a table with an annoying family, the Tylers. (S2, E17) 
12:31My Wife And Kids Double Date Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies. (S2, E18) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Block Party Malcolm realizes the neighbourhood has been throwing a party whenever the family leaves town for their annual vacation! Otto acquires a device for "extracting seed" from a bull. (S5, E08) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
14:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
15:00The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
15:30The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
16:00The Middle Sorry Not Sorry Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting under stress when the pipes in the basement suddenly burst. He asks Sue and Axl to give their parents an intervention. (S8, E14) 
16:30The Middle Dental Hijinks Mike does all he can to avoid getting a tooth problem fixed, which includes a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay. Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus. (S8, E15) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
17:30Impractical Jokers Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
19:00The Middle Swing and A Miss Lexie spends Spring Break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl. The quarry softball team is on a losing streak, so Mike hires a ringer. (S8, E16) 
19:30The Middle Exes and Ohhhs Axl runs into nearly all his ex's whilst at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and even Weird Ashley. Hutch tells Axl that the universe is trying to tell him something. (S8, E17) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
20:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; dinosaur farts, TV for dogs, a cat alarm clock, the eccentric club, a paper mache rhino, and monkey bum licking. (S6, E06) 
22:00South Park Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
22:30South Park Starvin' Marvin: During a Terrance & Phillip ad-break the boys decide to adopt an Ethiopian child, swayed by the promise of a free digital watch. Mobs of wild turkeys rampage through town! (S1, E08) 
23:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
23:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the L.A. River. Stunts included in this episode: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper, and Urban Kayaker. 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2AM with a rousing death metal set. Also features the fifty egg challenge! 
01:00Workaholics Tactona 420 The office holds a remote-controlled car race, and Blake adopts a mouse. (S7, E07) 
01:30Fameless Prankers A wannabe treasure hunter unearths a monstrous discovery, an attempt at reuniting best friends turns ugly, and an aspiring hypnotist learns that certain behaviour doesn't fly. (S2, E06) 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers and act as reporters asking ridiculous questions written by the other guys. (S9, E10) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Exclusive live comedy show curated by Stewart Lee. On tonight's bill Robin Ince is joined by the oddity of Josie Long and Simon Munnery, plus Alun Cochrane and Tony Law. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight Henning Wehn talks royalty, Tony Law tells his new joke and there's original comedy from Eleanor Tiernan, Boothby Graffoe, Simon Munnery and interviews by Stewart Lee. 
03:50Mike & Molly The Good Wife Molly's leisure activities between novels become an issue with Mike, as he wants her to be the perfect homemaker. (S6, E06) 
04:10Mike & Molly Weekend with Birdie Mike brings home a stray puppy for the weekend, but Molly has difficulty warming up to it and begins to doubt her maternal skills. (S6, E07) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Block Party Malcolm realizes the neighbourhood has been throwing a party whenever the family leaves town for their annual vacation! Otto acquires a device for "extracting seed" from a bull. (S5, E08) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Challahwood When his family shows up unexpectedly to celebrate the holidays, Harley feeds them a massive Jewish meal that has totally gone Hollywood. (S1, E07) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Fabionnaise Josh accepts a challenge from Fabio Viviani. Can Epic Meal Time beat the celebrity chef at his own game? (S1, E08) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.