This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, October 18 2019

06:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
06:25Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
09:30Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
10:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
10:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
11:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Facing obstacles including Surf's Up and Wipeout Subway Car! (S5, E23) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Talent Shows Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features the bonkers world of talent shows! (S2, E09) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Gym Disasters Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features mis-pumped iron and other gym mishaps! (S2, E10) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Long Time Listener, First Time Bob Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who now works at the local bowling alley and refuses to compromise. (S9, E19) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Gene Mile When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to secure some tickets. (S9, E20) 
15:00Bob's Burgers P.T.A. It Ain't So: Linda joins the PTA at school, where she finds out there's a scandal taking place. Meanwhile, Bob tries to cheer up a store owner after he becomes sad. (S9, E21) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Yes Without My Zeke The kids try to help their friend Zeke learn how to behave so he doesn't have to go to another school. Bob rents out the restaurant to Randy so he can shoot a movie. (S9, E22) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Long Time Listener, First Time Bob Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who now works at the local bowling alley and refuses to compromise. (S9, E19) 
18:30Bob's Burgers The Gene Mile When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to secure some tickets. (S9, E20) 
19:00Bob's Burgers P.T.A. It Ain't So: Linda joins the PTA at school, where she finds out there's a scandal taking place. Meanwhile, Bob tries to cheer up a store owner after he becomes sad. (S9, E21) 
19:30Bob's Burgers Yes Without My Zeke The kids try to help their friend Zeke learn how to behave so he doesn't have to go to another school. Bob rents out the restaurant to Randy so he can shoot a movie. (S9, E22) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Job Hilary gets a job on television as a weathergirl and finds herself attracted to the anchorman, Trevor Collins. (S3, E04) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
21:30Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
22:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
23:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and Ninette are in Seoul and getting fully involved in the music phenomenon of K-pop, transforming themselves into the first and possibly last mother and son K-Pop duo... (S4, E02) 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lea and Wade will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E03) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E01) 
01:00The Funny Thing About Dating Johnny Vegas hosts as famous faces and stand-up comics discuss finding love in the 21st century - first dates, online dating, text etiquette, dating disasters and inevitable heartbreak. (S1, E03) 
02:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
03:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
03:50Single Parents Raining Blood To celebrate Angie's 30th birthday, Will throws a big party re-creating Ozzfest. (S1, E20) 
04:10Single Parents JOUST! Poppy and Douglas bond over working on Rory's class president campaign until Poppy finds out about some of Douglas' shady campaign tactics. (S1, E21) 
04:30Bob's Burgers P.T.A. It Ain't So: Linda joins the PTA at school, where she finds out there's a scandal taking place. Meanwhile, Bob tries to cheer up a store owner after he becomes sad. (S9, E21) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Yes Without My Zeke The kids try to help their friend Zeke learn how to behave so he doesn't have to go to another school. Bob rents out the restaurant to Randy so he can shoot a movie. (S9, E22) 
05:15Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Facing obstacles including Surf's Up and Wipeout Subway Car! (S5, E23) 
06:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01)