This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, February 16 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Take My Cousin - Please: When one of Will's professors gets depressed over his divorce, Will hopes to improve his failing class grade by introducing him to Hilary, who is still grieving. (S4, E11) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You've Got to Be a Football Hero At a party, Will wants to impress Jackie and make a fool of the guy she's dating. End result being he is trapped in a mausoleum with philosophical ghosts. (S4, E12) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Sleepless in Bel-Air Will and Carlton try to concentrate on their schoolwork while surrounded by the noisy late-night distractions of the Banks family. (S4, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
12:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Who's the Boss When Carlton becomes the new manager of the campus restaurant, Will refuses to work as his employee. He attempts to do so but it doesn't go well... (S4, E15) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams The big sports game is coming up and pranks start. Will steals the other team's statue and they retaliate by stealing Carlton, the team good luck charm. (S4, E16) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air When You Hit Upon a Star Will's love affair with a superstar singer, Michelle Michaels, is threatened when he meets her handsome former lover. (S4, E17) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stop Will! In the Name of Love Ashley asks Will to chaperone her, thinking that her father would be overprotective. He turns out to be just as bad, and when her date leaves, Ashley rebels. (S4, E18) 
15:00Wipeout USA Part 1: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E12) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Part 2: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E13) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
19:00Scrubs My White Whale The three young doctors, J.D., Turk and Elliot, get interns of their own and the inevitable problems that come with them. Dr. Cox and Jordan find themselves struggling. (S3, E03) 
19:30Scrubs My Lucky Night Sean isn't happy to hear that Elliott & J.D. have been intimate, Turk is annoyed by working with Carla, and J.D. distracts the Janitor & Troy the Cafeteria Guy with a riddle. (S3, E04) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
21:00Sean Lock Live: Purple Van Man We all know what white van man thinks about the world but it's time to hear a different voice, the purple van man's voice. Sean comes at us with gags, opinions, deft observations & some silly voices. 
22:00John Bishop Live: Elvis Has... ...Left The Building: Filmed in front of a packed house at the Liverpool Empire Theatre, John Bishop delights his home crowd, illustrating why he has become one of the nation's favourite comedians. 
23:20Russell Kane: Live Multi award winning comedy star Russell Kane is at his hyperactive best as he hits the stage running and comes to terms with how we are supposed to behave in a modern British society. 
00:20Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
00:50Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
01:15Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
01:50Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
02:15Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
02:40Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies... ...Live! The BAFTA, Emmy, and Golden Globe award-winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour. Hear all about his ongoing struggles to find a lady to love. 
03:35Workaholics Meth Head Actor The guys get busted for smoking weed and must attend a Narcotics Anonymous meeting, where Blake runs into an old friend and Ders makes a scary new one. (S6, E02) 
04:00Billy On The Street: Debra Messing Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Katharine McPhee or Nanny McPhee?" and "Lil' quizzed in the face". Debra Messing guests. (S2, E09) 
04:25Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
04:50Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
05:10Wipeout USA Part 2: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E13) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.