This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, February 22 2019

06:00Dumb Daredevils Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates this selection of comical videos featuring dumb daredevils, including behind the scenes of some of the viral clips that have taken the internet by storm. (S3, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
09:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
10:00Scrubs My Lawyer's in Love Ted develops a crush on the hospital ukulele player, and Dr. Cox learns the hard way that he simply can't handle everything on his plate. (S8, E08) 
10:30Scrubs My Absence Dr. Cox has a moment of conscience while J.D. takes a brief respite from work. Carla and Turk have some great news, but others don't seem to care... (S8, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
13:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
13:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an obstacle course. This couples special features 'The Bickersons' Robert de Otero & Ashley Grijalva and 'The Wishy-Washys' Robert House & Traci Martin. (S3, E06) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but first they face a tumble in Star Bowling and a wobble in Bridge Ball. (S2, E09) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred brave contestants battle it out to reach Takeshi's castle. There's water, there's mud and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting for them. (S2, E10) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cased Up Hilary finally meets the man Uncle Phil has wanted her to date, Eric. All is going well until there is a small car accident caused by Will's new car... (S2, E09) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
17:00Scrubs My Comedy Show J.D. & Turk organize their historically unfunny annual sketch show with the new interns, but are mortified to discover that the biggest joke of the night is at their expense. (S8, E10) 
17:30Scrubs My Nah Nah Nah Turk is inspired to perform a procedure by a sports show, Jordan is mad at Perry for wearing a wedding ring, and the Janitor thinks his new relationship is in trouble. (S8, E11) 
18:00Wayne's World 2 Film After Wayne (Mike Myers) has a dream in which Jim Morrison tells him to put on a rock concert, he and best buddy Garth (Dana Carvey) try their hand at promoting - build it and they will come! (1993) 
20:00New: Naughty Toddlers Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring naughty toddler-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. (S4, E06) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Gabby and Marcel will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E09) 
21:30Your Face or Mine: TOWIE Special Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Gemma and Arg to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E01) 
22:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum are in Mumbai, the City of Dreams. They get a chance to Act! Act! Act! Bollywood style, and then share their bedroom secrets with Mumbai's oldest sexpert. (S3, E05) 
23:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
00:00Time Traveling Bong Chapter 1 - The Beginning: Jeff and Sharee's ("Broad City"'s Ilana Glazer) first foray into time travel lands them in colonial Salem, where the citizens accuse Sharee of witchcraft. (S1, E01) 
00:30Time Traveling Bong Chapter 2 - The Middle: Jeff and Sharee experience caveman life, rescue slaves in the Antebellum South, and face an ethical dilemma when they encounter a young Michael Jackson. (S1, E02) 
00:55Time Traveling Bong Chapter 3 - The End...? After a scarring experience at an Ancient Greek *rgy, Jeff and Sharee find themselves trapped in the dystopian future. Series finale. (S1, E03) 
01:25Da Ali G Show It's up to Ali G to turn the tables in the Third World... with turntables. Ali goes behind the scenes of US TV, and Roy Hattersley and Chrissie Hynde join Ali on the show. (S1, E04) 
02:00Da Ali G Show Ali interviews John Humphrys, presents his home shopping channel, QVG, and helps Travis give 'Why Does It Always Rain on Me?' an urban twist, while Borat learns about British comedy. (S1, E05) 
02:408 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Dom Joly, Lea Walker, Grace Adams-Short and Jason Manford. (S3, E09) 
03:05Nathan For You Dumb Starbucks Nathan makes use of parody law to open up a coffee shop nearly identical to Starbucks in its branding and appearance. (S2, E05) 
03:25Nathan For You Dating Website / Party Planner: Nathan invents a system to protect women on first dates, proposes a radical new weight-loss program and helps a party planner reduce anxiety for her clients. (S2, E06) 
03:50Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
04:10Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
04:30Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Film Two seemingly dumb teens, Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves), set off on a quest through time to prepare the ultimate historical presentation with the help of a time machine. (1989) 
06:00Criminally Funny Make You LOL Comedian Iain Lee presents the funniest videos of dumb criminals ever caught on camera. From bungling burglars to heists gone hilariously wrong to just plain stupid anti-social behaviour! (S3, E03)