This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, November 19 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Nick learns Suzanne's wedding ring isn't real and sets out to have a real ring made before she learns the truth, while Suzanne thinks she has lost her wedding ring forever. (S2, E05) 
09:30Are We There Yet? When Suzanne suspects that Lindsey's athletic new crush from school is gay, Nick sets out to prove that he isn't. (S2, E06) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
11:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
11:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
12:00The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
12:30The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
13:00The Middle Homecoming II - The Tailgate: Frankie worries that her mother will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate party. Meanwhile, Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament. (S7, E07) 
13:30The Middle Thanksgiving VII Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power outage, so he decides to teach Brick poker. (S7, E08) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Total Carnage and Wipeout Carwash. (S4, E24) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Pranks and Stunts Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode we see the craziest pranks and stunts ever! (S2, E04) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Bikes and Boards Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds bikes and boards the focus! (S2, E05) 
16:00The Middle The Convention When the surgery is taken over by a conglomerate, Frankie is informed she must attend a convention - so she ropes Mike into going too! Axl proves popular on Sue's campus. (S7, E09) 
16:30The Middle No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
17:00The Middle The Rush Frankie feels useless when Brick decides to go shopping by himself, Sue desires to join a sorority, and Axl helps Mike to use social media for his project. (S7, E11) 
17:30The Middle Birds of a Feather: Axl's first day as an intern isn't exactly what he expected, Mike has to tell Brick that Cindy kissed another boy, and Sue is challenged by her professor... (S7, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
21:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
21:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years The Snuke The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton. Eric suspects that a new student is planning a terrorist attack but the real culprits are deadlier. (S11, E04) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Fantastic Easter Special Stan sets out to find a reason for painting Easter eggs and discovers his father is part of a society called "The Hare Club For Men", but all is not what it seems. (S11, E05) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell explains Nigel Farage's worst nightmare, and answer's questions on signing boobs and the Queen's last words. His guests are John Robins & Jarlath Regan. (S1, E09) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent. (S1, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; how staring at a woman's chest leads to a longer life, the oldest married couple in Britain, and hug-a-ginger day. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a creepy weirdo, a spy pigeon, racist babies in the UK, Taliban trained monkeys, and a kidnapped gnome! 
03:00Broad City B&B-NYC Abbi and Ilana list their apartments on B&B-NYC to make some extra cash. Ilana seduces NBA player Blake Griffin but there's trouble in bed. Meanwhile, Abbi and Trey get intimate. (S3, E07) 
03:20Workaholics The Fabulous Murphy Sisters Alice's freewheeling sister (Whitney Cummings) visits the office and teaches the guys how to please a woman. (S6, E08) 
03:45Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera practical joke show. The UK Jokers embarrass one another by making up silly rules for the beach and reading an email in public. (S1, E03) 
04:05Nathan For You Yogurt Shop / Pizzeria: Nathan introduces a controversial frozen yogurt flavour and hatches a plan for eight-minute pizza delivery. (S1, E01) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Total Carnage and Wipeout Carwash. (S4, E24) 
05:15Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
06:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18)