This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, April 17 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is the perfect place to film a challenge? What happened to the customers after consuming Q's hot dog smoothie? And what almost prevented Sal's stand-up comedy punishment from happening? (S3, E06) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV show was the inspiration for this episode's opening? How did the guys stay incognito on the cruise? And why wasn't Murr allowed to wear a real captain's uniform? (S3, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
12:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
12:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Rapping Therapist' Phat Le, 'Man Wolf' Nate Wright, and 'Butcher' Marc Berry. (S6, 03) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle The warriors are ready for an epic Tug of War. With Breakfast and Knick Knock also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S4, E05) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Turtle Path, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall. Do any of them have what it takes? (S4, E06) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Decent Proposal Still in the hospital after being shot, Will thinks about his future. He decides to ask Lisa to marry him. (S5, E16) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Is From Mars When Philip notices that Will and Lisa are having regular arguments, he decides to set them up on a course of pre-marital counselling. (S5, E17) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
18:35Impractical Jokers Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
20:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Vacation Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon decides to quit her job but her boss does not want her to and tells her to think it over in Aruba with her friends. (S2, E02) 
20:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon and Berg are annoyed when Pete will not let them meet his new girlfriend. (S2, E03) 
21:00Impractical Jokers 100th... ...Episode Special. The Jokers take on their most challenging dare yet; an epic high-wire walk five stories above New York City during the show's first ever live punishment extravaganza. (S8, E08) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Follow That Egg In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a three year-old alcoholic, breast milk ice-cream, giant eggs, sex toy bombs, an OAP beating a burglar up, and a klepto cat. 
01:00Russell Kane: Live Multi award winning comedy star Russell Kane is at his hyperactive best as he hits the stage running and comes to terms with how we are supposed to behave in a modern British society. 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Christopher Biggins, Jamelia, Chris Hoy, and Mark Watson. (S7, E03) 
02:35Rob Beckett At The Comedy Store Rob Beckett is in charge at the Comedy Store in London, hosting a night of riotous comedy with Suzi Ruffell, Elis James, and John Robins. (S4, E07) 
03:00Drunk History Joe Lycett and Ellie Taylor get drunk before telling the stories of the Battle of Trafalgar (starring Anthony Head and Alex Macqueen) and the Virgin Queen (starring Sarah Alexander). (S2, E06) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer The Inside Amy Schumer team comes together for a "Real Housewives"-style reunion hosted by Andy Cohen. Features clips galore. (S4, E09) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets a dedicated MSU cowbell ringer, introduces a responsible way to help out children and puts his efforts into raising money for a cat's butthole. (S9, E28) 
04:10TripTank An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman at a party, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Beth and Jennifer sue a Chinese restaurant for false advertising. (S2, E07) 
04:30Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
04:55Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
05:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What did the crew do to secretly wrangle students so they'd sit near the Jokers in "Shhh"? And which Joker's high school hockey skills were of no use to him in the painful hockey punishment? (S3, E08)