This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, June 18 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
10:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
11:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this food-themed episode, obstacles include the Banana Split swing, and the Cheese Sweeper. (S2, E17) 
12:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
13:00The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
13:30The Middle Major Changes After being humiliated because she accidentally ate Axl's toenail trimmings, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees that major changes need to take place in the Heck household. (S3, E04) 
14:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode twelve couples on a first date take on the obstacle course. (S3, E01) 
17:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by his dad Martin Kemp to host a brand new series of Takeshi's Castle. New recruits face the Honeycomb Maze and the Slippery Wall before attempting to attack the castle. (S5, E01) 
17:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
18:00My Name Is Earl Stole a Badge Earl tackles #127, "Stole a badge from a police officer". Earl finds that the officer got demoted because of him. Earl now has to make it up to the officer. (S1, E22) 
18:35My Name Is Earl Number One Earl discovers that a guy he stole money from was going to use the money to buy the winning lottery ticket. So he gifts the money to him, which makes Randy very angry! (S1, E24) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
19:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
20:35Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Sal Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
22:00Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
22:30Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
23:00South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
23:30South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
00:00South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
00:30South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriot. (S2, E01) 
01:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks erotic buckaroo, landline phones, and weird sex; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James. (S2, E02) 
02:00Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Philip's racism. 
03:00Pets Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous pet-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features a squirrel water-skiing and shows the warmer side to our cold-blooded pets. (S1, E01) 
03:25Bobby & Harriet Get Married Bobby learns that Best Man, Dylan, is to propose but will he return the honour? Meanwhile, Harriet is forced into a world of pain as she has to cut down the guest list. (S1, E03) 
03:45Idiotsitter Sports When the university pressures Billie to pass a star athlete on the fencing team, she's determined to help him earn his grade. (S2, E05) 
04:05Workaholics Termidate The guys watch an old episode of the TV dating show "Termidate" to remember what happens when they compete for a woman's affections. (S7, E08) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode twelve couples on a first date take on the obstacle course. (S3, E01) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01)