This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, August 27 2018

06:00Life In Pieces #TBT Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter: The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century. (S2, E09) 
06:25Life In Pieces Musical Motel Property Bingo Jen, Colleen and Tim secretly play "Short Family Bingo" during the weekly Sunday brunch. Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair. (S2, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Poker #2 Hal, Abe, and their friends play extremely well in poker but start to compete over minor issues. Meanwhile, Reese sets Malcolm and Stevie up with two popular girls. (S3, E18) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Clip Show Believing the boys ruined the car, Hal forces them to see a psychiatrist to cure their bad behaviour. Soon the three open up and tell him all about their family... (S3, E19) 
10:00Bob's Burgers As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. (S8, E18) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Mo Mommy Mo Problems The Belchers attend open houses for the free food, as per Linda's Mother's Day request, but they soon end up at the helm of a real estate scheme. (S8, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has never competed in the Wheel of Faces challenge? And what punishment tested the limits of the producers acting ability? (S2, E10) 
13:00The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
13:30The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
14:00The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
14:30The Middle The College Tour Mike attends Sue's college-tour weekend, forcing him to miss the first college football game that Axl gets to play in. Frankie leaves Brick with multiple babysitters. (S6, E08) 
15:00Friends: Meltdown Moments The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
15:30Friends: Meltdown Moments The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment cuts deep for the big loser. (S1, E10) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the Jokers serve up some tennis tips. (S1, E03) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Hamburger Dinner Theatre Linda is dying to live her dream of becoming a star on Broadway, so she decides to host a dinner theatre at the restaurant, but there's a surprise on opening night. (S1, E05) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Sheesh! Cab, Bob? Bob takes a second job as a night time cab driver so he can give Tina the 13th birthday party she deserves, and he makes some surprising new friends along the ride. (S1, E06) 
22:00South Park: Season 7 All About The Mormons A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Butt Out When the boy's smoking leads to a nasty incident, it's the cigarettes that are blamed rather than them. Cue the glutinous Rob Reiner to arrive in town with his anti-smoking lobby! (S7, E13) 
23:00The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features the defiant people of Paris, the George Clooney effect, and a bulldog with mad skills. (S10, E05) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Hot Cocoa Bang Bang Cleveland creates his own comic book superhero and takes the entire family to a comic book convention in San Diego. (S2, E22) 
00:30The Cleveland Show BFFs Cleveland is upset when he finds out that his friend Peter Griffin came to Stoolbend and did not call him. In an effort to bond with the guys, Cleveland takes them on a camping trip. (S3, E01) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? (S2, E12) 
02:00Workaholics Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure Bill and Montez transport a mysterious briefcase through the Chinatown underworld. (S7, E04) 
02:30Workaholics Faux Chella The guys throw their own version of Coachella to impress a group of festival girls. (S7, E05) 
03:00Workaholics The Most Dangerless Game During a getaway to a remote mountain cabin, the guys suspect that their wealthy hosts are not what they seem. (S7, E06) 
03:25Workaholics Tactona 420 The office holds a remote-controlled car race, and Blake adopts a mouse. (S7, E07) 
03:45Billy On The Street Billy Eichner tests the music and pop culture knowledge of passersby on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Sho nuff or no he didn't" and "Where in the world is John Mayer's Penis" (S1, E01) 
04:10TripTank An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman at a party, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Beth and Jennifer sue a Chinese restaurant for false advertising. (S2, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. (S8, E18) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Mo Mommy Mo Problems The Belchers attend open houses for the free food, as per Linda's Mother's Day request, but they soon end up at the helm of a real estate scheme. (S8, E19) 
05:15The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
05:35The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
06:00Gilmore Girls You Jump, I Jump, Jack When Emily discovers that Lorelai is dating Luke, she insists he come to dinner. Not to be outdone, Richard invites Luke to a game of golf. (S5, E07)