This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, August 9 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
06:25Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
09:30The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
09:55The Middle A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
10:25The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
10:50The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
11:15The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
11:40The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
12:10Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
12:35Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
13:25Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
13:55Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Just the Trip Bob has to close the restaurant due to a leak and he reluctantly accompanies his family and Natalie the limo driver on a road trip. The mission? To deliver a depressed snake. (S10, E17) 
14:50Bob's Burgers Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap Tina attends her friend Josh's tap dance recital, and turns detective when he meets with a knee "accident". Gene & Louise compete to get a burger on the menu. (S10, E18) 
15:15Fresh Off The Boat Four Funerals and a Wedding At a funeral for Jessica's great aunt, Louis and the kids meet Jessica's father, whom she rarely mentions and almost never sees. Evan makes changes to his will. (S4, E05) 
15:45Fresh Off The Boat A League of Her Own After coming out of the closet to Honey & Jessica, Nicole struggles with telling Marvin. Meanwhile, Louis wants to manage the Cattleman's Ranch softball team on his own. (S4, E06) 
16:10Everybody Loves Raymond Marie And Frank's New Friends To get rid of Marie and Frank, Ray and Debra try to find them new friends, the Stipes, Robert's former landlords. After dinner they come over to meet Ray. (S4, E19) 
16:40Everybody Loves Raymond Alone Time When Ray barges in on Debra while she is bleaching her upper lip, she demands for some alone time. So Ray takes the kids to his parent's place to leave her alone. (S4, E20) 
17:05Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behaviour. (S4, E21) 
17:30Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising Debra has PMS. Trying to find a cure for her irritable and over-emotional behaviour, Ray gets her some medicine. She denies that her behaviour is not normal. (S4, E22) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting The Attacker Robert and Amy get back together. After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert decides to quit the police force. (S4, E23) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce While eating out, the Barones see Robert's ex-wife dining at another table, leading Ray to tell Amy the story of what led to Robert's divorce five years ago. Season Finale. (S4, E24) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (1): For Marie's birthday, the family goes to Italy. But Ray gets a cold and becomes miserable and Robert finds the woman of his dreams. But first he has to get past her father. (S5, E01) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (2): Stefania's father dislikes Robert, and orders him to stay away from her. Ray has finally gotten in the swing of the holiday, and gets romantic with Debra. (S5, E02) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Wallpaper Marie drives Frank's car backwards through Ray's front door, crushing the house. Debra is mad and insists that Frank pay to repair everything that was damaged. (S5, E03) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Meant To Be Robert has been seeing his ex-wife Joanne, so now with her, Amy and Stefania, three women are interested in Robert. Ray and Frank tell him he has to choose. Who will he pick? (S5, E04) 
21:00Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
21:30Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
22:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
22:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
23:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
23:30Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Boyz 4 Now Tina and Louise attend a Boyz 4 Now concert, leading Louise to be horrified at developing her first crush on the lead singer. Gene has qualified for a tablescaping competition. (S3, E21) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Carpe Museum Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts. (S3, E22) 
01:00Lee Evans: Monsters Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best! 
02:00Dara Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
03:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; beginner's pluck, animals behaving badly, and gettin' schooled. (S2, E16) 
03:45Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; attack of the invisible insects!, the hunger games, and some things are better in slow-mo. (S2, E17) 
04:30The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
04:50The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
05:15Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
05:35Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
06:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09)