This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, June 8 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
06:40Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Bonkers Beasts Standby for the most bonkers beasts on the internet. Greg James hosts this carnival of hilarious animals - from super snappy turtles to goats going ballistic to kangaroos doing karate! (S3, E11) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Balls Ups Get your gameface on as Greg James takes us through the funniest sporting virals. So warm yourself up for dizzy batsmen, football fails, gym disasters, and loads of brilliant balls ups. (S3, E12) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Families Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13) 
10:30Most Ridiculous U.S. Of A. This time we give the good old US of A the MR treatment. Greg James watches the American dream become a nightmare with cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all American idiots. (S3, E14) 
11:00Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
11:30Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
12:30Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
13:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment cuts deep for the big loser. (S1, E10) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; poolside antics and hastily-sent e-mails. (S1, E11) 
14:20Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
14:45Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
15:10Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12) 
15:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out which famed actor the guys wanted as the voice of "Impractical Jokers'' and Sal's toughest punishment. (S1, E13) 
16:05Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
17:00The King of Queens Road Rayge Doug allows Ray Barone (Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond), a sportswriter to cheat off his test during a driving exam at the DMV and gets his license suspended. (S1, E09) 
17:30The King of Queens Supermarket Story While looking for a parking space, Carrie steals a parking space from a woman who she later needs help from to make a Thanksgiving dinner. (S1, E10) 
18:00The King of Queens Noel Cowards At Christmas time, Arthur buys Doug and Carrie a very squatty, mini car, which, of course, Doug and Carrie dislike. Richie advises Doug and Carrie to abandon the car. (S1, E11) 
18:30The King of Queens Fixer Upper Carrie arranges a date with a work friend and Spence, but after a saucy piece of advice from Doug, Spence scares the girl off. (S1, E12) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose Or Draw As soon as Debra finds out that Ray lost $2,300 to his father while playing poker at Nemo's with Frank's lodge buddies, she and Marie try to get the money returned. (S1, E09) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Turkey Or Fish Debra wants to start her own Thanksgiving tradition by serving fish instead of turkey. Marie selfishly complains that she is doing this on her year. (S1, E10) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo When Nemo's basketball team performs badly in the Pizza League, the other players elect Robert as their captain. When Robert leaves him out, Ray is disappointed and jealous. (S1, E11) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball When Ray confronts Frank about a baseball signed by Mickey Mantle, Frank admits that it is a fake. Ray is very hurt and decides never to lie to his kids. (S1, E12) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ricky and Roxay will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E02) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04) 
22:30South Park's Crude 'n' Rude It Hits The Fan Swearing on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The you-know-what-hits the fan 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
23:00South Park's Crude 'n' Rude With Apologies to Jessie Jackson Randy faces public ridicule for using the "N" word on live TV. Cartman can't resist teasing a little person who comes to school to teach about prejudice. (S11, E01) 
23:30South Park's Crude 'n' Rude Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
00:00Jim Jefferies: Contraband This classic show includes the original versions of notorious routines, including 'The Egg Story' and the tale of the attack Jim once endured live on stage. Not for the easily offended! 
01:20Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G spends the day at Philadelphia's Police Department and later interviews astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Borat visits a dating agency, and Brüno visits New York for fashion week. (S2, E01) 
01:55Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
02:25Takeshi's Castle ft. Geordie Shore Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
02:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12) 
03:20Sara Pascoe At The Comedy Store Sara Pascoe plays host to Tom Ward, Shappi Khorsandi and Nish Kumar at the world famous Comedy Store in London. (S4, E12) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel takes on skateboarders, revisits the best moments of Season 9 and stars in his very own Hallmark Channel Christmas movie. (S9, E30) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Quirkducers The Belcher kids produce their own version of the annual Thanksgiving play and Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather. (S7, E06) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... a dizzying display of guitar gymnastics, teachers getting their prank on, and a kiss cam kiss off. (S1, E06) 
05:15The Middle Mother's Day Reservations Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Frankie's Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as parents. (S6, E23) 
05:35The Middle The Graduate Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day won't go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures. (S6, E24) 
06:00Takeshi's Castle Takeshi's Castle sees contestants take on the hilarious Slippery Wall and the classic Honey Comb Maze. Who will win? Join host Stephen Bailey and football legend Chris Kamara to find out. (S8, E01)