This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, November 28 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men The Flavin' and the Mavin': Charlie just can't help himself. After giving Alan a lift to work, the lothario winds up dating his brother's receptionist. This means trouble for Alan! (S6, E04) 
09:30Two And A Half Men A Jock Strap In Hell The guys bump into Jake's old teacher who lost her job after a fling with Charlie and is now a stripper. Charlie tries to help her out but things spiral out of control. (S6, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Illegal Smile Michael gets a ticket for reckless driving and has to appear in court. Jay becomes obsessed with getting Botox and she and Michael both get a shot. (S4, E18) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Outbreak Monkey When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia... (S4, E19) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Stevie in the Hospital Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital, Reese becomes a master telemarketer, and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy. (S7, E19) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Cattle Court Reese pretends to be a vegetarian, Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of "Life", and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to Lois... and then regrets it. (S7, E20) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
15:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
15:30The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Flower Power Gramps' John, Gary 'Tina Turner' Shields, and 'Biker Babe' Michelle Marshall. (S3, E05) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys review their favourite moments from the past season, and they reveal the most surprising occurrences and the best never-before-seen footage. (S3, E02) 
19:00The Middle The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
19:30The Middle Bunny Therapy The Hecks get Brick a pet rabbit to help his social skills, Sue tries out for school mascot, and Axl doesn't know which cheerleader he's dating. (S4, E04) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A posh man chasing his dog, aliens in fridges, a chuckle brother shrine, cows and koalas go to war, and posing dead people. (S5, E05) 
22:00South Park: Season 3 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus Cartman claims to be going through puberty, making the boys jealous, and Jesus promises a New Year's Eve spectacle - so books Rod Stewart to play Las Vegas! (S3, E16) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Worldwide Recorder Concert The class visit Mr Garrison's hometown for a recorder concert, where they attempt to find the mysterious 'brown noise'. What part does Kenny G play in this? (S3, E17) 
23:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
23:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
00:00Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in search of alien life, they're heading to the UFO capital of the USA: Nevada. They join an abductee support group and venture out to a UFO hot spot. (S1, E01) 
00:30John Bishop Live: Elvis Has... ...Left The Building: Filmed in front of a packed house at the Liverpool Empire Theatre, John Bishop delights his home crowd, illustrating why he has become one of the nation's favourite comedians. 
01:55Broad City Kirk Steele Ilana discovers that Abbi's boss, Trey, has performed in Internet pornography under the name Kirk Steele. Meanwhile, Ilana educates the next generation. (S2, E08) 
02:25Impractical Jokers The guys crash a gallery opening where their antics aren't appreciated, they pass bizarre judgment on unsuspecting grocery shoppers, and the loser takes a spin on a terrifying wheel. (S7, E10) 
02:55Impractical Jokers The guys take over New Orleans, as they steal sips from strangers' drinks at a famous bar, spin the Wheel of Voo-Doom on Bourbon Street, and crash some horse and buggy rides. (S8, E09) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy apologises for everything she did wrong, directs a pizza commercial, and interviews a gigolo. (S3, E04) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Andrew Lawrence tries to look after himself, Jen Brister on her friends' babies, Geoff Norcott talks stag do's, and Mick Ferry on his alter-ego. (S03, E13) 
04:10Seann Walsh World Join comedian Seann Walsh as he delves into the depths of the internet. In this episode he deals with; a regrettable one night stand, and Sam the sixteen year old advice Guru gives chivalrous tips. 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Stevie in the Hospital Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital, Reese becomes a master telemarketer, and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy. (S7, E19) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Cattle Court Reese pretends to be a vegetarian, Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of "Life", and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to Lois... and then regrets it. (S7, E20) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire A Play at the Plate When a minor league baseball team asks Epic Meal Empire for a meal, they respond with a ball park frank for the ages, the single biggest hot dog in hot dog history. (S1, E17) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Poultry In Motion EME is enlisted to make a meal for the most badass ladies in town--a roller derby team. They construct the most badass chicken of all time: Atilla The Hen. (S1, E18) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.