This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, February 26 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; one prankster attends a rodeo. (S1, E09) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment cuts deep for the big loser. (S1, E10) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; poolside antics and hastily-sent e-mails. (S1, E11) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
10:00Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
10:35Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
11:00Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
12:00The U.S. Office Tallahassee Dwight and his team come across old foes Pecker and Nellie (guest star Catherine Tate) down in California. Meanwhile, Andy finds a new calling in life... (S8, E15) 
12:30The U.S. Office After Hours When Andy drops the ball it means the office having to stay late but Val's boyfriend showing up may mean trouble. Will Dwight get it on with Nellie (guest star Catherine Tate)? (S8, E16) 
13:00Wipeout USA In part two of this super-sized family edition, only the remaining two teams will take a family trip to the all-new Wipeout Zone for a chance to win the grand prize. (S7, E02) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
17:00The Middle The Wind Chimes Rita Glossner puts up wind chimes, which annoys Frankie, Brick obsesses over coming up with a new pretzel product, and Axl & Hutch try to move an old couch into their room. (S5, E19) 
17:30The Middle The Optimist With graduation less than 2 years away, Sue finds herself becoming stressed out when she frantically tries to earn a scholarship. Axl and Hutch try to bulk up for football. (S5, E20) 
18:00Will & Grace Forbidden Fruit Grace is concerned and confused when Will so adamantly insists that she turn down her job offer from his former boss Margot, who has asked Grace to redecorate the law firm. (S8, E12) 
18:30Will & Grace Cop to It Will and Grace dread a dinner date with married friends Rob and Ellen who likely called the meeting to announce Ellen is pregnant yet again. (S8, E13) 
19:00The U.S. Office Tallahassee Dwight and his team come across old foes Pecker and Nellie (guest star Catherine Tate) down in California. Meanwhile, Andy finds a new calling in life... (S8, E15) 
19:30The U.S. Office After Hours When Andy drops the ball it means the office having to stay late but Val's boyfriend showing up may mean trouble. Will Dwight get it on with Nellie (guest star Catherine Tate)? (S8, E16) 
20:00My Name Is Earl Got the Babysitter Pregnant Earl tries to help his old babysitter, whom he got pregnant by poking holes in her condom, by whipping her deadbeat son into shape. (S4, E14) 
20:30My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 1): When auditions for Erik Estrada's new reality show (Estrada or Nada) come to Camden, Earl encourages Joy to apply. Darnell receives a startling phone call. (S4, E15) 
21:00Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
21:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
22:00South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
22:30South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; Karl's Valentine's Day advice, interpreting Wittgenstein and the rights of fish. Stephen and Ricky explain Kafka's 'Metamorphosis,' and Karl ponders life as a beetle. (S1, E11) 
23:30The Cleveland Show Pilot Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he marries Donna Tubbs. (S1, E01) 
00:00Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the world's strongest chicken, urine controlled video games, naked hairdressers, cat poo coffee, and strange giant pandas! (S5, E07) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; giant pandas, butt cancer, an Australian mile high club, and a lion beauty therapist. (S6, E01) 
03:00Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
03:45Hood Adjacent James journeys to the 'hood with his friend Stevie J to earn his 'hood pass, introduces us to Trap Kitchen, and gives appropriating YouTubers a taste of their own medicine. (S1, E01) 
04:05Corporate The Fall Hampton DeVille goes all in on marketing end-of-the-world preparedness, leading Matt to quit and Jake to take on a secret project. Satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E10) 
04:30Wipeout USA In part two of this super-sized family edition, only the remaining two teams will take a family trip to the all-new Wipeout Zone for a chance to win the grand prize. (S7, E02) 
05:15The U.S. Office Tallahassee Dwight and his team come across old foes Pecker and Nellie (guest star Catherine Tate) down in California. Meanwhile, Andy finds a new calling in life... (S8, E15) 
05:35The U.S. Office After Hours When Andy drops the ball it means the office having to stay late but Val's boyfriend showing up may mean trouble. Will Dwight get it on with Nellie (guest star Catherine Tate)? (S8, E16) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12)