This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, June 26 2018

06:00The Middle A Very Donahue Vacation Mike surprises his family with a vacation to Mammoth Cave, but Frankie invites the Donahues to join them. Meanwhile, Axl enlists Brick's help to pick up ladies. (S7, E18) 
06:25The Middle Crushed When Frankie, Mike, and Brick go out to dinner with Cindy and her parents, they ask the Hecks for a substantial loan. Sue develops a relentless crush on her college professor. (S7, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Former beauty pageant contestants face obstacles including Tropic Blunder. (S6, E12) 
10:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers It's hats off for Murr, Sal, Q and Joe when they go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store. Tonight's big loser performs a stand-up comedy routine. (S10, E12) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
13:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
13:30Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
14:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
15:00The Middle Survey Says.. Frankie's lunch with Sue becomes awkward when Sue and her new boyfriend start obsessing over everything that is wrong with the world; Axl tells Mike he wants to quit football. (S7, E20) 
15:30The Middle The Lanai New neighbours with noisy kids make it impossible for Frankie to relax on her new backyard lanai. Meanwhile, Hutch and Axl open a grilled cheese food truck. (S7, E21) 
16:00The Middle Not Mother's Day After a man behind her in line pays for her groceries, Frankie vows to pay the good deed forward. Naturally, chaos ensues. (S7, E22) 
16:30The Middle Find My Hecks Summer vacation has begun for Sue and Axl, so it must be party time! Or is it? Middle school graduation nears for Brick, but who is he up against for class valedictorian? (S7, E23) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Cranky The Clown' Allison McClung, 'Park Ranger' Justin Gibbons, and 'Time Traveler' Kyle Hester. (S6, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers It's hats off for Murr, Sal, Q and Joe when they go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store. Tonight's big loser performs a stand-up comedy routine. (S10, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Up the Dirt Road Will decides that it is time to find a job. When he becomes interested in journalism, he proposes an idea for a book - entitled 'Celebrities Houses... At Night'. (S5, E10) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Steps Out Will realizes the depth of his feelings for Lisa when he dates another woman. Susan Powter becomes the personal trainer to the Banks family. (S5, E11) 
21:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
22:20South Park: From The Beginning... Tom's Rhinoplasty The boys become lesbians to impress a new teacher, making Wendy jealous. Also, to his delight, Mr. Garrison's plastic surgery leaves him looking like David Hasselhoff. (S1, E11) 
22:45South Park: From The Beginning... Mecha-Streisand Cartman and Kyle fall out over a magic triangle they un-earth on an archaeological dig. The triangle yields the power to turn Barbra Streisand into a terrible monster. (S1, E12) 
23:15South Park: From The Beginning... Cartman's Mum Is A Dirty S**t (1): Dr. Mephisto helps Cartman un-cover the truth about his dad's identity. The spotlight is on quite a few of South Park's male residents. Who could it be? (S1, E13) 
23:40Bordertown Borderwall When Bud discovers a crashed smuggling plane with 10 million on board, the town uses the money to build a border wall. (S1, E02) 
00:10The Cleveland Show Escape from Goochland Cleveland and the gang visit their rival high school in Goochland for the annual football game, but Federline destroys the car belonging to Cleveland's nemesis Chet! (S4, E01) 
00:40The Cleveland Show Menace II Secret Society Cleveland confronts now super-famous rapper Kenny West about not sharing credit for the megahit they created together, "Be-Cleve in Yourself". (S4, E02) 
01:10Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man With his wisecracking one-of-a-kind style, Kevin Hart pokes fun at everyone - even his audience. A couple of big changes have happened for Kevin; the birth of his two children Heaven and Hendrix. 
02:10Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G has a serious sit-down with conservative icon Patrick Buchanan, pondering "him"igration pros and cons, and Iraq's possession of "BLTs.". Borat learns about American politics. (S3, E02) 
02:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the legendary Comedy Store; Mark Watson gets IDed, James Acaster on bed-sharing etiquette, Sara Pascoe talks Holy Communion, and Lloyd Langford on holidays. (S03, E02) 
03:15Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Bobby Mair knows how to get super powers, Carl Donnelly doesn't have time for the good old days, Holly Walsh on marriage, and John Robins is getting older. (S03, E08) 
03:40Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Andrew Ryan on British/Irish television, Angela Barnes on children, Peter White on body image, and Funbi Omotayo talks the Olympics. (S03, E11) 
04:05Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a scary panda, classroom football, and break-dancing meets the Rubik's Cube. (S2, E01) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
05:15The Middle Survey Says.. Frankie's lunch with Sue becomes awkward when Sue and her new boyfriend start obsessing over everything that is wrong with the world; Axl tells Mike he wants to quit football. (S7, E20) 
05:35The Middle The Lanai New neighbours with noisy kids make it impossible for Frankie to relax on her new backyard lanai. Meanwhile, Hutch and Axl open a grilled cheese food truck. (S7, E21) 
06:00The Middle Not Mother's Day After a man behind her in line pays for her groceries, Frankie vows to pay the good deed forward. Naturally, chaos ensues. (S7, E22)