This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, March 1 2019

06:00Life In Pieces Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL player Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event. (S2, E11) 
06:20Life In Pieces Best Waxing Grocery Rental When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about their plans. (S2, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Queer Eye An artist who has not had a haircut in nine years gets a makeover. (S1, ep1) 
10:00Queer Eye A successful entrepreneur from Long Island gets a makeover to surprise his wife. (S1, ep2) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
13:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win cash. This episode features 'Freak of Nature' Frank Beasley, 'Swiss Miss' Holly Hanson, and 'Oompa Loompa' Joel Grande. (S3, E11) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? (S3, E09) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle There's mud, there's mushrooms and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting in the water. Only the strong will survive and take the castle. (S3, E10) 
16:00Queer Eye An artist who has not had a haircut in nine years gets a makeover. (S1, ep1) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
18:05Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
18:35Impractical Jokers Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
19:00New: Magic Makes You LOL Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring magic-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. (S5, E01) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Christmas Wishes The office finally meet Andy's new lady, Jessica - but will Erin be able to handle it? Dwight and Jim risk losing their Christmas bonuses if there's any more pranking. (S8, E10) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Trivia With the office only $800 dollars away from reaching their sales target, Andy sees only one way they can get there... win the $1000 prize in a bar's trivia contest! (S8, E11) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
22:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and Ninette have arrived in Northern Thailand to commune with nature - they take a mud bath with elephants, build their own crib, and meet a chap who wants them to snog his snake. (S3, E06) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Chickenpox The boys are sent to Kenny's for the night, so they can all get chickenpox. The boys decide to get even on their parents by hiring a prostitute with mouth herpes to infect them. (S2, E10) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods The boys are taken to the planetarium but Cartman has other ideas and decides to audition to sing the Cheesy Poofs song on their next advert. (S2, E11) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Clubhouses Stan and Kyle build a clubhouse, so they can play truth or dare with Wendy and Bebe. Cartman and Kenny decide to build their own rival clubhouse based on The Ewoks Village. (S2, E12) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Cow Days The boys try to win Terrance & Phillip dolls at the carnival but a dodgy carnie keeps changing the rules - time to call "shenanigans"! Cartman dates Leonardo DiCaprio. (S2, E13) 
01:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
03:25Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G spends the day at Philadelphia's Police Department and later interviews astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Borat visits a dating agency, and Brüno visits New York for fashion week. (S2, E01) 
03:50Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
04:35Most Ridiculous Bad Asses Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on the criminal element of society, bad asses! (S1, E07) 
04:55Most Ridiculous Tattoos Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on tattoos (and other body bits) most foul. (S1, E08) 
05:20Magic Makes You LOL Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring magic-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. (S5, E01) 
06:00Monkeys Make You LOL The funniest monkeys on the internet, featuring monkey criminals, cheeky monkeys, monkeys vs cameras, monkeys out on the town, and monkeys acting like us humans.