This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, August 24 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
06:20Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Nick asks Suzanne to help pro baseball player Ray Savage plan a children's charity event. (S2, ep21) 
09:30Are We There Yet? Kevin helps Frankie study for a test, but Frankie bribes him to take the test for him. (S2, ep22) 
10:00Are We There Yet? Suzanne meets a relationship expert and becomes convinced that she and Nick are having compatibility issues. (S2, ep23) 
10:30Are We There Yet? Suzanne is tired of being the bad cop and Nick being the good cop with the kids, so they decide to switch places. (S2, ep24) 
11:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
11:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
13:55Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
14:25Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
14:50Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
15:20Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
15:45Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
16:15Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
16:40Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
17:10Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
17:40Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
18:05Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
18:35Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Takeover: Joe The guys play "the laugh man standing" challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs. (S11, E21) 
20:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
20:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
21:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
21:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
22:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
22:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
23:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
23:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
00:00Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 
01:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl's academic predictions for the future include; everyone will be ugly and physically weaker, trousers will cease to be produced and we will blend all of our food. Vintage Pilkington (S2, E08) 
01:30The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include the value of discovering new species; a perturbing feature for a future car; and a documentary about a pregnant man. (S2, E09) 
02:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Mark Watson vs. Andrew Maxwell, and Catherine Bohart Vs Sarah Keyworth. (S2, E03) 
02:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Stephen Bailey vs. Darren Harriott, and Angela Barnes vs. Matt Richardson. (S2, E04) 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Russell running the London Marathon, cross-dressing school kids, Facebook causing syphilis, OAP sexting, and Stephen Hawking on aliens. 
03:45Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, a naked art project, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. 
04:25Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
04:50Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stop Will! In the Name of Love Ashley asks Will to chaperone her, thinking that her father would be overprotective. He turns out to be just as bad, and when her date leaves, Ashley rebels. (S4, E18) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
06:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11)