This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, December 15 2019

06:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
06:25Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Dane Baptiste (who's featured on "Live at The Apollo" and "8 Out of 10 Cats") pass comment on our contestants as they battle to the castle! (S7, E09) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Jayde Adams (who's featured on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown") pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S7, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Once again Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the worst punishments from the history of the series against each other to find out which one takes the title. 
11:30Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. The guys hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
14:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas There's the Rub (Part 1): It's Thanksgiving time. Hilary and Carlton go to a homeless shelter to volunteer. Phil hurts his back; Will suggests they go to a massage parlour to help his pain. (S6, E09) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
18:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
19:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
20:30Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
21:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
21:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
22:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
22:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
23:00Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
23:30Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
00:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
00:30Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
01:00Your Face or Mine In this Christmas special Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates must get in the festive spirit and judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E11) 
01:30RuPaul's Drag Race Holi-Slay... ...Spectacular. Latrice Royale, Shangela, Kim Chi and other fan favourites vie for the title of Drag Race Xmas Queen in this holiday special. It's a Christmas miracle! 
02:30Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Dane Baptiste (who's featured on "Live at The Apollo" and "8 Out of 10 Cats") pass comment on our contestants as they battle to the castle! (S7, E09) 
03:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Jayde Adams (who's featured on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown") pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S7, E10) 
03:20Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the seventh series. Tonight features; Boris Johnson, Obama, sexist pens, a tombstone vagina, a horse hairdresser, talking urinals, and a musical carrot. (S7, E12) 
04:05Amusical For one night only, hosts Jayde Adams and Kiri Pritchard McLean invite Frank Skinner, Tom Allen, London Hughes and Suzi Ruffell to perform their versions of their favourite songs from musical theatre! 
04:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
04:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Ooh, Baby, Baby Hilary is ecstatic when her show is scheduled for national broadcast. She thinks her life will be complete when it airs, but soon realizes she wants something more. (S6, E11) 
05:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 2): Will, Carlton, Ashley and Hilary take drastic measures to get Phil and Vivian to reconcile. (S6, E15) 
06:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boxing Helena Will encounters a boxing instructor - who teaches him a thing or two about female boxers. Meanwhile, Carlton feels threatened by his personal trainer. (S6, E12)