This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, December 16 2018

06:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
06:25Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Hot Tub Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, and Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5, E10) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida plans to drug and marry a wealthy man, then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it from Lois. (S5, E11) 
10:00Santa Makes You LOL Comedians Zoe Lyons, Ellie Taylor, and Marlon Davis present a seasonal clip show featuring some of the funniest Christmas-themed videos. Narrated by Iain Lee. 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Six Degrees of Graduation It's time for graduation and Will is failing in his music course. His teacher will give him a pass if he sings at the graduation ceremony - with 12 year-olds. (S3, E24) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1): Will and Carlton move into their new "crib", and immediately throw a party, but being on the guest list becomes a non-requirement. (S4, E01) 
15:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2): Will and Carlton are thrown out of their apartment by the landlord because of the wild party being held at their place. (S4, E02) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air All Guts, No Glory Will withdraws from a difficult college philosophy class then regrets his decision when he realises that the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever known. (S4, E03) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
19:00Lip Sync Battle: Michael Shannon Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Michael Shannon (Nelson in 'Boardwalk Empire') takes on Rachel Bloom (Rebecca in 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'). (S2, E20) 
19:30Lip Sync Battle: Shaquille O'Neal Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Legendary basketball player Shaquille O'Neal takes on Aisha Tyler (Dr. Tara Lewis in 'Criminal Minds'). Lady Gaga get synced! (S2, E18) 
20:00Lip Sync Battle: Vampire Diaries Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Baseballer Tim Tebow goes head-to-head with The Vampire Diaries' Nina Dobrev. 'Eye Of The Tiger' and Marvin Gaye get synced! (S2 E05) 
20:30Lip Sync Battle: Orange Is The... ...New Black special. Danielle Brooks (aka Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson) and Uzo Aduba (aka Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren) duke it out in an action-packed episode of LSB. (S3, E21) 
21:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
21:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
22:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
22:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
23:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Paul's Drag Race returns to Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with the fierce and fabulous All Stars season 4! Expect lip syncs, laughter, and some shady behaviour! 
00:30Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
01:00Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
01:30Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
02:00Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
02:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
03:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
03:45Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
04:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
04:50Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
05:15Life In Pieces Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, Heather gets jealous of Jen, and Dougie enlists Joan to help her buy a gift. (S2, E20) 
05:35Fresh Off The Boat The Real Santa Jessica lies to Evan about Santa Claus, saying he is really a scientist and that delivering presents on Christmas is only Santa's charity work. (S2, E10) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. The Gingerbread House, Big Balls, the Yule Log Jam are among the obstacles faced. (S4, E05)