This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, July 12 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
06:25Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
09:55Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
10:20Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
10:50Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
11:15Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even When Ray embarrasses Debra at a school fundraiser, Debra feels humiliated. When Ray asks her to stop feeling that way, she tells him that she would get back at him. (S3, E04) 
11:45Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit Debra's mother comes to visit, but she seems very detached. When Marie is very helpful during dinner, Debra blurts out that she wants her mother to be more like Marie. (S3, E05) 
12:10Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy Debra pressures Ray into getting a vasectomy, but Ray has another idea. He buys multicolour condoms and leaves them on the kitchen shelf. (S3, E06) 
12:40Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out Robert moves out of Marie and Frank's house to get some privacy. When Ray visits Robert's new home, he notices Robert's landlord's behaviour is similar to Marie and Frank's. (S3, E07) 
13:05Everybody Loves Raymond The Article Andy asks for Ray's opinion on a article he wrote. When Ray gives his comments, Andy is devastated. Sports Illustrated publishes the article without any changes. Ray is jealous. (S3, E08) 
13:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone When Amy starts decorating Robert's new place he feels pressured to move forward in his relationship. When he comes to Ray for advice, his comments on marriage do not help. (S3, E09) 
14:00Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat When Marie's cholesterol is close to the danger zone, she decides to cook a fat free Thanksgiving dinner (This includes a tofu turkey). Debra convinces the family to be supportive. (S3, E10) 
14:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment Ray is jealous of Robert's new apartment, where there is a hot tub and lots of pretty girls. Ray starts visiting Robert often and lies to Debra about why. (S3, E11) 
15:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster Ray finally gets his parents a gift (an engraved toaster) he thinks everyone will love. Everyone but his parents likes it. (S3, E12) 
15:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong Ray discovers that Frank had let him win once in Ping Pong, which Ray wasn't aware of. To prove that Ray can play Ping Pong better than Frank, he challenges him. (S3, E13) 
16:00Two And A Half Men 818-jklpuzo The Season 7 opener finds Charlie in a quandary as decides between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia. Alan and Melissa officially reunite. Eddie Van Halen cameos. (S7, E01) 
16:30Two And A Half Men Whipped Unto the Third Generation When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house. Time for some plotting to take the house back... (S7, E02) 
17:00Two And A Half Men Mmm, Fish. Yum: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Poor old Alan has to babysit Judith's kid and her tipsy mother, Lenore. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with some incriminating photos. (S7, E03) 
17:30Two And A Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Alan takes a job working for Evelyn but things backfire for him. Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. (S7, E04) 
18:00Two And A Half Men For the Sake of the Child He's a child no longer, and Jake refuses to stay with Uncle Charlie and his father Alan after they embarrass him in public. Time to call in the big guns...(S7, E05) 
18:30Two And A Half Men Give Me Your Thumb Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests to Chelsea that she have breast reduction surgery. Alan soon learns his mother's place might not be the best alternative. (S7, E06) 
19:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
19:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
20:00Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
20:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
21:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
21:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
22:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
22:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
23:00Gary And His Demons Heavy Metal / Fleshler '99: A case concerning a possessed teen leads Gary to suspect that a metal band are to blame. Then Gary finds out that a demon named Fleshler might still be alive. (S1, E02) 
23:30Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Home / Guy on the Tiger: Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. Then Gary forms a bond with a tiger after it saves him from a demon. (S1, E03) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Dr. Yap: While Bob is medicated, he mistakes Linda's sister, Gayle, for his wife and kisses her. After she falls for him, Bob seeks help from Dr. Yap. (S2, E06) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
01:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Bad Tina Tina starts hanging out with bad girl, Tammy, in an effort to get closer to Jimmy Junior. Tammy, however, steals Tina's notebook full of embarrassing "erotic friend fiction". (S2, E08) 
01:25Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
01:55Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
03:15Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
03:40The Alternative Comedy Experience Curated by Stewart Lee and filmed at The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh. Henning Wehn, David O'Doherty, and Isy Suttie feature on tonight's line up of unique comedians. Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
04:05The Alternative Comedy Experience Chaser Paul Sinha is joined by David O Doherty, Bridget Christie, Henning Wehn, Josie Long, and Isy Suttie. Backstage chats with Stewart Lee. Filmed at The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh. 
04:30Most Ridiculous Party Crashers Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, get your glad rags on because Most Ridiculous is all about the Party Crashers. With everything from banging birthdays to crackpot Christmases. (S4, E03) 
04:50Most Ridiculous Dangerous Dads Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, Most Ridiculous brings your some truly Dangerous Dads. Full of stupid dads, hurting dads, and dads that you're glad are not your dad. (S4, E04) 
05:15The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
05:35The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
06:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09)