This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, August 26 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois vs. Evil: Malcolm gets caught in an awkward social situation and Lois struggles between standing up to the man and providing for her family. Meanwhile, Francis gets a break... (S1, E09) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Stock Car Races Hal takes the boys to the stock car races but they get bored at the tracks fast. Lois searches for a cheque, and soon discovers more and more dirt on each family-member. (S1, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
09:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Casino The family is on a weekend-vacation at a casino. Francis uses this opportunity to go on vacation himself, by sneaking into his former home, but he is not the only one with that idea. (S2, E05) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Convention Hal and Lois go out of town to a convention, where Hal keeps picking fights with a co-worker who stole an idea of his. The boys compete for the attention of a sexy babysitter. (S2, E06) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Robbery The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, and Hal and the boys fight nature at home. (S2, E07) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Therapy Malcolm spins a delicate web of deception to the school therapist, Francis takes over the laundry at the academy, and Hal discovers that Dewey is a natural at skittles. (S2, E08) 
14:00Malcolm In The Middle High School Play Malcolm gets the chance to perform in a high-school play, Lois finds herself with unexpected free time, and Hal and Dewey build a giant city out of Lego. (S2, E09) 
14:30Malcolm In The Middle The Bully Reese, champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes the natural order. (S2, E10) 
15:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
15:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
16:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
16:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How did people react to Sal burying his niece in the park? What was the rare outcome of a Joker vs Joker challenge? And what item of Q's did a bidder get to keep in his auction punishment? (S2, E05) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers are big pro wrestling fans? How long did it take Joe to recover from his sumo punishment? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Q, Sal and Joe to find out! (S2, E06) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? (S2, E12) 
22:00Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
22:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
23:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
23:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
00:00Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
00:30Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
01:00The Roast Of Justin Bieber Join us for the roast of everyone's favourite delinquent pop star, Justin Bieber! Kevin Hart is Roast Master as the likes of Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, and Shaquille O'Neal make our little buddy squirm! 
02:50Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
03:40Kevin Bridges Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
04:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
04:50Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
05:15Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
05:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? (S2, E12) 
06:00Life In Pieces #TBT Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter: The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century. (S2, E09)