This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, January 25 2020

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; A girl's life, beginner's luck, instant karma, and pest control. (S2, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
11:25Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
11:50Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
12:20Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
12:45Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
13:10Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
13:40Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
14:05Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
15:00Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Runway Club The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. (S5, E16) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
17:00The U.S. Office Murder When troubling rumours start circulating about Dunder Mifflin, Michael has an unusual way of taking everyone's mind off it. Andy tries to ask Erin out on a date. (S6, E10) 
17:30The U.S. Office Shareholders Meeting It's an office outing when the Dunder Mifflin board send Michael a stretch limo to take him to them. Jim takes action when he discovers Ryan is spreading rumours. (S6, E11) 
18:00The U.S. Office Scott's Tots A promise that Michael made ten years ago comes back to haunt him. Could an 'Employee of the Month' scheme lead to the downfall of Jim? (S6, E12) 
18:30The U.S. Office Secret Santa There's competition in the office for the role of Santa Claus this Christmas. Erin's secret santa takes gift sending to the next level. (S6, E13) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
19:30Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
21:00Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
21:30Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
22:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
22:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
23:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
23:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
00:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
00:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
01:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
01:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
02:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky shares some interesting animal facts and Karl ponders the role of the brain. His diary explores the curious case of an invisible Chinese man and putting a mirror on the moon. (S2, E04) 
02:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl talks about his disappointment when learning about a killer octopus; what he would change in crabs, a new sea creature and a poem about moths. Textbook Pilkington. (S2, E05) 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; how sperm makes you younger, how Britain has the 'worst' quality of life, and tonight's topical guest has something to hide... 
03:45Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; android sex dolls, micro piglets, outrageous flirting, provocative t-shirts for babies, and biscuit related injuries. 
04:30The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
04:50The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
05:15The Middle Year of the Hecks Frankie has the family randomly assign New Year's resolutions to each other. They discover it to be harder than they imagined... (S3, E12) 
05:35The Middle The Map After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie realizes the need to celebrate more milestones in her family's lives. Elsewhere, Axl eats Brick's school project (causing the usual chaos). (S3, E13) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; holiday hazards, girls just want to have fun, NTF news bulletins, and some things are better in slow-mo. (S2, E06)