This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, September 25 2019

06:00The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (1): It's time for Michael to say his goodbyes - will he be able to do it? Meanwhile, Andy asks Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) for help with a big client. (S7, E22) 
06:25The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (2): Deangelo's (special guest-star Will Ferrell) unorthodox negotiation style has Andy squirming. Will Michael manage to say all his goodbyes before leaving for Colorado? (S7, E23) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
09:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
11:00The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
11:30The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
12:00The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
12:30The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
13:00Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Brides & Grooms The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
16:00Wipeout USA Couples meeting on a blind date compete on such obstacles as the Love Train and Big Balls before they are served face-plant parmigiana and flattening cannolis in the Wipeout Italian Kitchen. (S4, E32) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 72 Hours Will makes a bet that Carlton wouldn't last a weekend in Jazz' neighbourhood, Compton. Carlton starts to fulfil the bet and even gets along with the guys in "The Hood". (S1, E23) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Infatuation Ashley's birthday is nearing and when the family asks her what she would like she shows a picture of teen singer Little T. Hilary knows T's agent so pulls some strings... (S1, E24) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
20:00The U.S. Office Training Day With Michael preparing to leave for Colorado, his replacement, Deangelo Vickers (guest star Will Ferrell), arrives in town. Will they hit it off or is rivalry in the air? (S7, E20) 
20:30The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (2): Deangelo's (special guest-star Will Ferrell) unorthodox negotiation style has Andy squirming. Will Michael manage to say all his goodbyes before leaving for Colorado? (S7, E23) 
21:00Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
21:30Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
22:00South Park vs. The Law Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
22:30South Park vs. The Law Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
23:00South Park vs. The Law Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - and the police believe it too! (S8, E13) 
23:30South Park vs. The Law Chicken-Lover When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. (S2, E03) 
00:00South Park vs. The Law Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub (2): Stan and his parents go to a party at Mr Mackey's but when the boys make a prank phone call to the police they surround the house and are ready to open fire. (S3, E08) 
00:30South Park vs. The Law Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A man shoots himself in the penis, PETA porn, Wayne Rooney's terrible acting, potential UFOs, and a girl in love with a duck! (S5, E03) 
02:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
03:00Broad City Knockoffs Abbi and Jeremy's date ends with a surprise, while Ilana and her mom search the city for the perfect handbag. (S2, E04) 
03:25Detroiters 3rd Floor A new company moves into Tim and Sam's building, disrupting their daily flow. Sam lies to Tim about his plans after developing a crush, and Lea runs into trouble editing an ad. (S1, E06) 
03:45Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Uncle Teddy Bob & Linda ask Teddy to babysit the kids while they're on a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention. Teddy earns the title "Uncle Teddy" when he puts Tina's crush in his place. (S4, E14) 
04:30Are We There Yet? The Inappropriate Website Episode When Nick lands on a porn website due to a spelling error, a co-worker takes it the wrong way, forcing KAWT employees to undergo sensitivity training. (S3, E40) 
04:50Are We There Yet? The Open Mic Gaffe Episode When Nick inadvertently insults Harold Bradley (a KAWT employee who has been around forever) on-air, he is forced to do damage control. (S3, E41) 
05:15The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
05:35The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
06:00The U.S. Office Inner Circle Certain elements of the office aren't happy with Deangelo's (guest-star Will Ferrell) sexist favouritism; will Jim's stand make a difference? Deangelo tries to win Dwight over. (S7, E24)