This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, July 25 2018

06:00The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07) 
06:25The Middle Errand Boy Brick is tired of running around doing errands with Frankie, Axl tries to grow a beard, and Mike overhears one of Sue's friends talking about her behind her back. (S2 E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Rollerskates Malcolm sucks at street-hockey. So he turns to Hal, who trains all his sons in the secrets of skating before he allows them to have their own pair of skates. (S1, E13) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle The Bots and the Bees Lois takes off to visit Francis, which might makes his recent appendectomy just a little more painful. Without Lois, Hal devolves to his former bad boy personality. (S1, E14) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
13:00Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
13:30Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
14:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
15:00The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
15:30The Middle A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
16:00The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
16:30The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Rollerskates Malcolm sucks at street-hockey. So he turns to Hal, who trains all his sons in the secrets of skating before he allows them to have their own pair of skates. (S1, E13) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle The Bots and the Bees Lois takes off to visit Francis, which might makes his recent appendectomy just a little more painful. Without Lois, Hal devolves to his former bad boy personality. (S1, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; why the Titanic sunk, a West Country ghost, proper toilet use, and drunken Bohemian Rhapsody in Canada! (S6, E02) 
22:00South Park: Season 4 Do The H********** Go To Hell? (1): The boys are convinced they will go to hell when they die unless they confess all their sins. Satan is torn between two lovers: Chris and Saddam Hussein. (S4, E09) 
22:30South Park: Season 4 Probably (2): The boys build a church-shaped shack to live in and listen to Cartman the preacher man. Meanwhile, Satan turns to an unlikely source for advice about his relationship woes. (S4, E10) 
23:00South Park: Season 4 4th Grade The boys enter the 4th grade and take a fast dislike to their new teacher, Ms Choksondik. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison realises he needs to acknowledge and confront his "gay side". (S4, E11) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
00:00The Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Field of Streams Cleveland convinces Junior to play for the high school baseball team, but can't hide his embarrassment after he finds out that he is terrible. (S1, E10) 
01:00Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
02:00Detroiters April in the D: Cramblin Duvet hits a hot streak, and Sam and Tim help Sheila find a lawyer after she gets a DUI. (S2, E01) 
02:30Detroiters Jefferson Porger Tension builds between Sam and Tim after Sam acts in one of their commercials, and Sheila's relationship with Lea becomes strained after she makes an off-colour joke. (S2, E02) 
03:00Mission: Impossible - Fallout... Film ...Movie Special. Jump into one of the biggest movies of the year - Mission: Impossible - Fallout. Exclusive access behind the scenes and interviews with cast and crew, including Tom Cruise himself. 
03:25Tosh.0 Daniel finds out what happens when a girl gets stuck on an uncontrollable pony, profiles an amateur breaking news reporter and imagines himself piloting a damaged aircraft. (S10, E05) 
03:50Popoz: Filthy Cops The cop show so crazy they wanted to ban it in Holland! Crime will not get in the way of lunch time for our guys! But strippers will get in the way of defusing a time bomb or will they help? (S1, E02) 
04:10Frankenfood Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu at a Times Square staple and a $10K prize. Features a meatball stuffed with American comforts and a sandwich three stories high. (S1, E02) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
05:15The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
05:35The Middle A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
06:00The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11)