This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, June 29 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Flower Power Gramps' John, Gary 'Tina Turner' Shields, and 'Biker Babe' Michelle Marshall. (S3, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on Runaway Rockaway, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S1, E01) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new batch of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of soggy shorts as they encounter Stepping Stone and Bridge the Gap. (S1, E02) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
10:55Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
11:25Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
11:50Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
12:15Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
12:45Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
13:10Impractical Jokers: Nitro Circus.. ...Spectacular. Hosted by extreme sports superstar Travis Pastrana, the season finale features the guys tackling two high-stakes live punishments and a four-part obstacle course. (S9, E26) 
15:00My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Dos): Randy is heartbroken when Catalina's uncle (John Leguizamo) announces that Earl has agreed to marry her so she can get a green card. (S2, E11) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Our "Cops" Is On: The townspeople gather around the Crab Shack's TV to watch an episode of Cops featuring Camden County. But this reveals more problems to add to Earl's list. (S2, E12) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Buried Treasure Earl tries to return a set of precious silverware he stole from the public library. But when he discovers that it's gone, Randy, Joy and Crabman each reveal secrets... (S2, E13) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck: Earl sets out to atone for having locked a man in a truck, only to discover that that man has since died, and puzzles over how he can make amends. (S2, E14) 
17:00Look Who's Talking Film The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). Also stars John Travolta. (1989) 
19:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
19:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
20:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
20:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
21:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
21:30Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
22:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
23:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
23:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
00:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl's interpretations of famous sayings, and Stephen questions Karl on what he's learned since his New Year's resolution to learn something new every day. (S1, E05) 
00:30The Ricky Gervais Show This episode features a fan asking Karl which body part he could live without, fan mail questions for Karl, and ''Monkey News". (S1, E06) 
01:00That's My Boy Film Donny (Adam Sandler) raised Todd (Andy Samberg) as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Todd's world comes crashing down on the eve of his wedding when an uninvited Donny shows up. (2012) 
03:15Tosh.0 Tosh delves into all aspects of the Internet. He meets a woman who makes a living polishing turds, breaks down a video of a man and his sinking truck, and checks out some soap-cutting. (S11, E02) 
03:40Kevin Hart Live Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid. 
04:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
04:25Look Who's Talking Now Film James (John Travolta) and Mollie Ubriacco (Kirstie Alley) are expanding the family again, this time with Rocks the mutt (Danny DeVito) and Daphne the poodle (Diane Keaton), a mismatched pair. (1993) 
05:59This is Comedy Central Extra This is Comedy Central Extra 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an obstacle course. This couples special features 'The Bickersons' Robert de Otero & Ashley Grijalva and 'The Wishy-Washys' Robert House & Traci Martin. (S3, E06)