This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, April 9 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft Joey Fatone joins forces with NBA star/IJ superfan Mo Bamba and teammate Terrance Ross. Seated together, the three guys have one goal: to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
09:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
10:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
11:00Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
11:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
12:00The U.S. Office The Carpet Michael discovers someone has defecated in his office. He suspects that one of his employees did it out of hate, leading him to begin resenting them. (S2, E14) 
12:30The U.S. Office Boys and Girls Jan comes to Scranton to lead a seminar for the women in the office. Michael becomes upset for being left out, and decides to host his own seminar for the men. (S2, E15) 
13:00The U.S. Office Valentine's Day Michael tells the other branch managers that he and Jan are in a relationship, Phyllis's boyfriend sends her multiple gifts, and Dwight and Angela secretly exchange gifts. (S2, E16) 
13:30The U.S. Office Dwight's Speech Dwight is named Dunder Mifflin's top salesman, and is given the honour of speaking at a salesman's convention. He becomes nervous, and Jim, seeing this, "helps" him... (S2, E17) 
14:00The U.S. Office Take Your Daughter to Work Day The employees bring in their daughters. Michael finds enjoyment in talking with the children. Stanley Hudson's teenage daughter develops a crush on Ryan. (S2, E218) 
14:30The U.S. Office Michael's Birthday Michael is excited about his birthday, but the rest of the office is instead focused on accountant Kevin Malone, who is awaiting the results from a skin cancer test. (S2, E19) 
15:00The U.S. Office Drug Testing Dwight finds a leftover joint in the parking lot, and begins an investigation to find the owner. After no one confesses, he schedules a drug test. (S2, E20) 
15:30The U.S. Office Conflict Resolution Michael learns that Toby keeps files detailing the complaints employees have made against each other. Angry they have not been resolved, Michael reads them out loud... (S2, E21) 
16:00The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 1): As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party. (S4, E05) 
16:30The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Striptease for Two Carlton tells Will about an insider tip he got on a company's stock, and how they can make thousands. Problem is they'll have to pawn Vivian's bracelet to buy the stock. (S2, E24) 
19:00Two And A Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Alan 'sells his soul to the devil' by borrowing money from his mum, Charlie warns him there'll be payback and sure enough an unusual favour is soon asked... (S2, E22) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Evelyn demands some quality time with Jake. Alan and Charlie aren't too keen on the idea at first but maybe they should be more concerned for Evelyn. (S2, E23) 
20:00The U.S. Office Casino Night Michael organizes a casino night for charity, but inadvertently invites two dates, his boss Jan Levinson and his realtor Carol. Jim reveals to Pam that he is in love with her. (S2, E22) 
20:35The U.S. Office Gay Witch Hunt Months have passed. Jim has transferred to a different branch, and Pam has broken off her engagement with Roy. Michael learns that Oscar is gay, and accidentally outs him. (S3, E01) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl interprets the meaning of wartime sayings and imagines a scenario in which he is the wife of a GI. (S3, E11) 
21:35The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen, and Karl ponder the problem of overzealous sports fans; Karl shares his salivavolume test. (S3, E12) 
22:05South Park: The Classic Years Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
22:35South Park: The Classic Years Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
23:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
00:00Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Joe Wilkinson headlines with support from Adam Hess. (S1, E08) 
00:30Rhys James At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, the youthful Rhys James tells us all about his relationship, being a '90s kid, the joy of sleep, and even does a little rap. 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; thousand year-old poo, the world's ugliest woman, astronaut pensioners, denim diapers, and guest stand-up Roisin Conaty. 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a man who keeps electrocuting himself, a man forced to eat his own beard, an OAP DJ, and a Coronation Street rap! 
03:45Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Comedy... ...Central Live. Its comedy at its raunchiest tonight as Kiri joins Comedy Central Live for her very own special. Kiri takes us through her past relationships and 'micro-cheating' on social media. 
04:05Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers questions on bullying his brother, and sniffs an audience member. His guests are Rob Delaney & Tiff Stevenson. (S1, E02) 
04:30The Middle Sorry Not Sorry Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting under stress when the pipes in the basement suddenly burst. He asks Sue and Axl to give their parents an intervention. (S8, E14) 
04:50The Middle Dental Hijinks Mike does all he can to avoid getting a tooth problem fixed, which includes a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay. Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus. (S8, E15) 
05:15Last Man Standing Breaking Boyd Boyd has become a discipline problem at school, getting bored easily and resisting sitting still in class. Kristin explains the school counsellor's diagnosis... (S3, E13) 
05:35Last Man Standing Renaming Boyd's School When tasked with researching his school's namesake, Boyd gets a little help from Kristin and Ryan, and his report causes outrage... (S3, E14) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets.