This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, September 24 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialise with, but Sophia and their son don't hit it off. (S1, E12) 
06:20Life In Pieces Party Lobster Gym Sale Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Tyler and Samantha throw a party while Heather and Tim are away for the weekend. (S1, E13) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates a Family Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favourite restaurant. Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family... to the point where he forgets about his girlfriend! (S5, E14) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Apartment Reese storms out and gets his own apartment. Francis uses the opportunity to blame Lois for all the issues in the family and Malcolm is forced to coach a jock. (S5, E15) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Gene It On Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. After biting her tongue during her audition, Tina is unable to speak. (S4, E20) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
13:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
13:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Second Vest' Sean Vest, 'Alienator' Marco Ruiz, and 'Crochet King' Taylor Hoch. (S7, E08) 
15:00The Middle Mommapalooza Frankie decides she needs to find a new passion in her life. Meanwhile, Mike orders Sue and Brick to fix the giant hole between their bedroom walls. (S9, E13) 
15:30The Middle Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner Mike's wayward brother, Rusty, comes to town and presents Sue with an extravagant gift, which Mike thinks is stolen goods. (S9, E14) 
16:00The Middle Toasted Frankie helps Sue celebrate her 21st birthday, Mike begrudgingly takes Brick to a "Planet Nowhere" convention; and Axl and Hutch make a toast at ex-college roomie Kenny's wedding. (S9, E15) 
16:30The Middle The Crying Game While Frankie feels the need to have a good cry after having a bad week, Mike shares the good news of his promotion but feels uncomfortable saying goodbye to his co-workers. (S9, E16) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates a Family Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favourite restaurant. Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family... to the point where he forgets about his girlfriend! (S5, E14) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Apartment Reese storms out and gets his own apartment. Francis uses the opportunity to blame Lois for all the issues in the family and Malcolm is forced to coach a jock. (S5, E15) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Gene It On Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. After biting her tongue during her audition, Tina is unable to speak. (S4, E20) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Carpe Museum Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts. (S3, E22) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Seaplane! Linda is bored by Bob's attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of the most charming pilot in the air. (S4, E03) 
22:00South Park: Season 10 Stanley's Cup In a parody of underdog sports films, Stan is sentenced to community service and ends up coaching the Park County Pee-Wee hockey team - can he turn these losers into winners? (S10, E14) 
22:30South Park: Season 11 With Apologies to Jessie Jackson Randy faces public ridicule for using the "N" word on live TV. Cartman can't resist teasing a little person who comes to school to teach about prejudice. (S11, E01) 
23:00The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
00:00The Cleveland Show March Dadness Rallo's viewing of Tim Gunn's reality show is interrupted when Cleveland decides to watch the college basketball tournament with Freight Train. (S3, E14) 
00:30The Cleveland Show The Men in Me Cleveland is labelled "The Whitest Black Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation's concert. (S3, E15) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features all the best bits from series ten of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. (S10, E09) 
01:30Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
02:30Another Period Lillian's Birthday Lillian's old flame pays a visit to the manor, Mr. Peepers becomes gravely ill, and Hortense finds herself in a delicate condition. (S1, E06) 
03:00Broad City Philadelphia Abbi and Ilana head to Philly to visit Abbi's childhood home. When Abbi realizes that she made a huge mistake in high school, she and Ilana go on a mission of atonement. (S3, E06) 
03:20Idiotsitter Ex-Boyfriend When Billie gets stressed out about reconnecting with her well-heeled ex-boyfriend, Gene hatches a plan to impress him. (S1, E09) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Star Trek Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Billy"s fashion review" and "Its Spock! do you care?". Zachary Quinto guests. (S2, E07) 
04:05Legends of Chamberlain Heights Cane and Disabled The Legends feign mental handicaps in order to score better seats at a basketball game, but Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Gene It On Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. After biting her tongue during her audition, Tina is unable to speak. (S4, E20) 
05:15The Middle Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner Mike's wayward brother, Rusty, comes to town and presents Sue with an extravagant gift, which Mike thinks is stolen goods. (S9, E14) 
05:35The Middle Toasted Frankie helps Sue celebrate her 21st birthday, Mike begrudgingly takes Brick to a "Planet Nowhere" convention; and Axl and Hutch make a toast at ex-college roomie Kenny's wedding. (S9, E15) 
06:00Life In Pieces Will Trash Book Spa When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. (S1, E14)