This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, July 10 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers:Nitro Circus... ...Spectacular - Inside Jokes Edition. How did Sal's attempt to evade a terrifying punishment backfire? And what do Joey Fatone and Q have in common? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E13) 
06:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Teams of couples tackle obstacles including Log Roll Maze and Sweeper Buoy Run. (S2, E09) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Check out a hand model, a competitive eater and a contortionist take on the course (S2, E10) 
11:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
11:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
12:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
12:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
13:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is Q's favourite condiment? Which Joker really loves yacht rock? Who came up with Sal's "Ja'Crispy" nickname? And how many parents were in on the joke for Q's story time punishment? (S3, E17) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes The jokers work at a pawn shop, try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies, and then complete designated tasks while riding the Roosevelt Island Tramway. (S3, E18) 
14:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
14:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
15:10The King of Queens Strike Out The IPS strike is in its third week, and both Doug and Deacon are spending the majority of their days doing very little outside of sleeping all day. (S3, E07) 
15:40The King of Queens Dark Meet After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur... (S3, E08) 
16:05The King of Queens Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. But one of the kids sees them making love in the Palmers' bedroom... (S3, E09) 
16:35The King of Queens Work Related When Arthur goes to Carrie's work he is offered a job there, which begins to irritate her. Doug competes to be Mr. April at IPS but Deacon is in the way of him getting it. (S3, E10) 
17:00Two And A Half Men For the Sake of the Child He's a child no longer, and Jake refuses to stay with Uncle Charlie and his father Alan after they embarrass him in public. Time to call in the big guns...(S7, E05) 
17:30Two And A Half Men Give Me Your Thumb Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests to Chelsea that she have breast reduction surgery. Alan soon learns his mother's place might not be the best alternative. (S7, E06) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat When Marie's cholesterol is close to the danger zone, she decides to cook a fat free Thanksgiving dinner (This includes a tofu turkey). Debra convinces the family to be supportive. (S3, E10) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment Ray is jealous of Robert's new apartment, where there is a hot tub and lots of pretty girls. Ray starts visiting Robert often and lies to Debra about why. (S3, E11) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster Ray finally gets his parents a gift (an engraved toaster) he thinks everyone will love. Everyone but his parents likes it. (S3, E12) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong Ray discovers that Frank had let him win once in Ping Pong, which Ray wasn't aware of. To prove that Ray can play Ping Pong better than Frank, he challenges him. (S3, E13) 
20:00New:Most Ridiculous Party Crashers Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, get your glad rags on because Most Ridiculous is all about the Party Crashers. With everything from banging birthdays to crackpot Christmases. (S4, E03) 
20:30New:Most Ridiculous Dangerous Dads Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, Most Ridiculous brings your some truly Dangerous Dads. Full of stupid dads, hurting dads, and dads that you're glad are not your dad. (S4, E04) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; sex toys, Pippa Middleton's party book, a deadly threesome, a tombstone vagina, and a dead helicopter cat. (S7, E06) 
22:00South Park's Summer Blockbusters The 'C**n: Batman parody. By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. (S13, E02) 
22:30South Park's Summer Blockbusters Dances With Smurfs Avataar and Dances With Wolves parody. Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he abuses his position. (S13, E13) 
23:00Gary And His Demons Still the One / Grundleman: After thirty years on the job as a demon hunter, Gary is looking forward to retirement. Then Gary and Hanley must battle with the mirror monster Grundleman. (S1, E01) 
23:30Gary And His Demons Heavy Metal / Fleshler '99: A case concerning a possessed teen leads Gary to suspect that a metal band are to blame. Then Gary finds out that a demon named Fleshler might still be alive. (S1, E02) 
00:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nick Clegg The Musical, farting in public, Australian sperm donation, the Elvis bug, doggy snogging, and guest stand-up Tony Law. 
03:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Basil Brush Comedian/actor Guz Khan is our host for this series of Takeshi's Castle! Joining him in this episode to pass judgement on our contestants is children's TV legend Basil Brush! (S7, E01) 
03:20Takeshi's Castle ft. Joey Essex Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest reality TV legend Joey Essex pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E02) 
03:45Nathan For You Dumb Starbucks Nathan makes use of parody law to open up a coffee shop nearly identical to Starbucks in its branding and appearance. (S2, E05) 
04:05Nathan For You Dating Website / Party Planner: Nathan invents a system to protect women on first dates, proposes a radical new weight-loss program and helps a party planner reduce anxiety for her clients. (S2, E06) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat Living While Eddie After her precious morning papaya goes missing and the dishwasher was used for its actual purpose rather than just a drying rack, Jessica automatically accuses Eddie. (S3, E15) 
04:50Fresh Off The Boat Gabby Goose The Huangs host couples game night, and Jessica's ultra-competitive nature is on full display. Louis works up the courage to confront Jessica about being a sore loser. (S3, E16) 
05:15The Middle Signals As the Hecks prepare for their annual spring barbecue, Mike and Brick work on their social skills together and Sue becomes infatuated with the pastor in charge of her youth group. (S1, E23) 
05:35The Middle Average Rules The Hecks parents must react to school assessments of their kids. Axl is gifted but not applying himself and that Brick may have to repeat the second grade. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23)