This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, October 23 2019

06:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
06:25Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
09:30Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
10:00Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
10:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
11:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Couples on blind dates tackle obstacles that include Love Birds. (S6, E14) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
12:35Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Builders The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Fun and Games The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16) 
14:05Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
14:35Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys play "the laugh man standing" challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs. (S11, E21) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers ask people for help with writing some strange answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session. (S11, E22) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, make headlines for all the wrong reasons, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips. (S11, E23) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
19:30Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Night at the Oprah The Oprah Winfrey Show contact Philip Banks to appear on the show with his family. The Banks travel to Chicago and Will is ecstatic. But there is some unfortunate news. (S3, E09) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Asses to Ashes Philip loses the judge election, and Judge Robertson and Will have words, but Judge Robertson dies after the argument! (S3, E10) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
21:35Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
22:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
22:35Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000. (S8, E02) 
00:00Dara Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Obama, a crowd surfing Mayor, kids on drugs, throwing babies, iPad headstones, and a poo tracking app. (S7, E08) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Jeremy Paxman, the greatest goal of all time, oral sex, mind control cats, scrabble cheating, and a dog preacher. (S7, E09) 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a zip-wiring santa, a 96 year-old father, a fox mugger, dogs on dope, anus scented oil, and a breast milk fetish. (S7, E10) 
03:40Detroiters Lois Sam starts acting blacker in a bid to impress his new girlfriend, Tim gets roped into spending time with a widower, and Chrissy has trouble hitting it off with a new coworker. (S2, E07) 
04:00TripTank Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a new dating app. (S2, E06) 
04:25Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
05:10Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Couples on blind dates tackle obstacles that include Love Birds. (S6, E14) 
06:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05)