This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, August 25 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
06:20Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and former The Apprentice contestant Andrew Brady watch as a brand new set of lucky hopefuls battle it out to reach Takeshi's Castle. (S5, E05) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle Welcome to Takeshi's Castle! Join Roman Kemp and grime royalty Big Narstie for all the lolz. Contestants battle to reach the final, but will Slippery Wall or Honey Comb Maze beat them? (S5, E06) 
11:00Lip Sync Battle: Ricky Martin Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Pop icon Ricky Martin squares off against supermodel Kate Upton. (S3, E13) 
11:30Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Actor Taye Diggs (Angelo in 'Empire') faces off against musician Ne-Yo. (S3, E14) 
12:00Lip Sync Battle: Spider-Man In this "Spider-Man: Homecoming" special, Tom Holland (aka Spider-Man) faces off against Zendaya (aka Michelle "MJ" Jones) - featuring songs by Rihanna and Bruno Mars! (S3, E16) 
12:30Lip Sync Battle: Empire Bryshere Gray (Hakeem in "Empire") goes up against Rumer Willis (who features in season 3 of "Empire", and is the daughter of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore) in this "Empire" special. (S3, E18) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta gotta go. (S8, E04) 
13:55Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
14:25Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
14:50Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
15:20Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
15:45Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
16:15Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
16:40Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
17:10Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
17:35Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
18:05Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
18:35Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal It's hats off for Murr, Sal, Q and Joe when they go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store. Tonight's big loser performs a stand-up comedy routine. (S10, E12) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The jokers must explain why they've been suddenly doused with water while working at the mall. Later, a four-way challenge gets childish as the guys battle to make each other laugh. (S10, E19) 
20:30Impractical Jokers Takeover: Sal The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
21:00Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
21:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
22:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
23:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
23:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
00:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
00:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
01:00Single Parents Politician, Freemason, Scientist, Humorist... Poppy and the twins convince Douglas to wear a silly Halloween costume; after he finally puts it on, he meets the woman of his dreams. (S1, E05) 
01:30Single Parents Lettuce Will hits it off with Angie and Graham's paediatrician, Dr. Dewan, but Angie worries he'll ruin Graham's chances of getting on the Mist List for the flu vaccine. (S1, E06) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens pay tribute to one of the greatest stars of all time in Cher The Unauthorised Rusical! Andrew Rannels and Billy Eichner guest judge. (S10, E08) 
03:20Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove. Borat learns about acting and Bruno tries to meet fashion designer Marc Jacobs. (S2, E03) 
03:50Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G leads a roundtable discussion on science and technology, featuring creationist Kent Hovind. Borat visits a spiritual healer and an exercise instructor. (S2, E04) 
04:20Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
04:45Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20)