This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, July 4 2020

06:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
06:25Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
09:30The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
09:55The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
10:25The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
10:50The Middle Siblings Frankie sees the Donohues' kids being nice to each other and becomes self-conscious of her parenting skills. She tries to get her own brood together for some "family fun". (S1, E09) 
11:15The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11) 
11:40The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
12:10Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
12:35Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
13:55Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
14:20The King of Queens Fair Game Doug is appalled when he finds out Carrie frequently cheats at board games. She tries to get better but maybe the reason behind her behaviour needs to be found first. (S2, E16) 
14:45The King of Queens Meet By-Product Back in the 1980s, Richie invites Carrie and a friend of hers over to his and Doug's apartment. While Richie hits it off with the friend, Doug and Carrie have a tough time. (S2, E17) 
15:15The King of Queens The Shmenkmans Doug and Carrie are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deacon and Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common. (S2, E18) 
15:40The King of Queens Surprise Artie Doug takes Arthur out for lunch, so Carrie can arrange a surprise birthday party. But Doug runs into some problems with Arthur at the buffet... (S2, E19) 
16:05The King of Queens Wild Cards Though he has promised Carrie to go to the theatre, Doug goes to Atlantic City with Deacon to gamble. There may be trouble ahead... (S2, E20) 
16:30The King of Queens Big Dougie Doug decides to become a "big brother" and agrees to participate in a 10 kilometer race supporting heart disease. (S2, E21) 
17:00The King of Queens Soft Touch Doug gets tricked by Tim Sacksky (Bryan Cranston) into falling for a pyramid scheme, disguised as a way to make large amounts of money selling water filters. (S2, E22) 
17:30The King of Queens Restaurant Row Carrie gets angry at a waiter and the manager at a recently found favourite restaurant of Doug's. So Carrie bans him from ever going there again. However Doug defies her... (S2, E23) 
18:00The King of Queens Flower Power When someone at work gets flowers Carrie decides Doug is not romantic enough. Meanwhile, Arthur is called for jury duty. (S2, E24) 
18:30The King of Queens Whine Country Doug and Carrie both have very specific ideas on how to spend their vacation together. Doug wants to rent an RV, while Carrie prefers a visit to Paris. Season Finale. (S2, E25) 
19:00Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
19:30Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
20:00Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
20:30Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
21:00Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
21:30Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
22:00Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
22:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
23:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
23:30Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
00:05South Park: Cartmania AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
00:35South Park: Cartmania Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
01:05South Park: Cartmania 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
01:35Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
02:35Fin Taylor: Comedy Central Live Brilliant live comedy from Fin Taylor as he shares some delicate opinions on the #metoo movement and the inherent dangers facing the modern privileged white male species. 
03:05Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Some things are better in slow-mo, dating do's and don'ts, and punch drunk love. (S2, E11) 
03:50The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
04:10The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
04:30The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
04:50The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
05:15The Middle Siblings Frankie sees the Donohues' kids being nice to each other and becomes self-conscious of her parenting skills. She tries to get her own brood together for some "family fun". (S1, E09) 
05:35The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11) 
06:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21)