This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, April 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode is a newlyweds special, featuring 'Southern-Fried Sweethearts' and 'Lovey Doveys'. (S6, E08) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Get a Job Hillary's talk show is looking for an assistant. Will and Carlton fight over who gets the job. A famous star, Maurice (Chris Rock) visits their mansion to discuss doing the show. (S6, E02) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
13:00Lip Sync Battle Matt McGorry (John Bennett in "Orange Is the New Black") goes head-to-head with Bellamy Young (President Melody "Mellie" Grant in "Scandal") - featuring songs by Lady Gaga and Fifth Harmony. (S3, E17) 
13:30Lip Sync Battle: Stranger Things The cast of "Stranger Things" go up against each other in this episode - featuring Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, Noah Schnapp, and Caleb McLaughlin - plus songs by LL Cool J and Maroon 5! (S3, E19) 
14:00The Middle Halloween III - The Driving: The Hecks get quite the scare when Sue receives her learner's permit. Brick undergoes an unexpected transformation when he eats too much Halloween candy. (S4, E06) 
14:30The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
19:00Scrubs My Last Words J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. (S8, E02) 
19:30Scrubs My Saving Grace Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. (S8, E03) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an unborn baby gets an ASBO, a woman addicted to eating sofas, China bans time travel, and vodka soaked tampons. 
22:00The Guru Film An aspiring actor (Jimi Mistry) leaves his home in India and heads for New York, determined to see his name in lights - but instead ends up forging a career as a leading sex guru. (2002) 
00:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen. (S1, E03) 
01:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:00Bad Robots Con-Struct-a-Bear is back to give parents a teddy with a twist, while Digi-Photomatic is busy defacing images of poor unsuspecting users as they attempt to get new passport photos. (S1, E06) 
02:30Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
03:00Richard Gadd At Soho Theatre Live Richard explores masculinity and mental health in a genre-busting multimedia performance, featuring a treadmill and a man in a monkey suit. Winner of the Edinburgh Comedy Award 2016. (S1, E04) 
03:45Seann Walsh World Join comedian Seann Walsh as he delves into the depths of the internet. In this episode he deals with; a regrettable one night stand, and Sam the sixteen year old advice Guru gives chivalrous tips. 
04:05Frankenfood New Jersey cooks compete for a spot on the menu at the legendary Jefferson Diner, and a $10k prize. An apple goes to brunch, a meatball goes prehistoric, and a displeased cook goes wild. (S1, E04) 
04:30The Middle Thanksgiving IV Frankie's bickering parents come for Thanksgiving, Axl's football comeback may be postponed, Sue's mascot head is stolen, and Brick is fascinated by a new book. (S4, E08) 
04:50The Middle Christmas Help Frankie gets a retail job to get Christmas gifts at a discount, Mike has another falling-out with his brother, and Bricks gets a part in reverend Tim-Tom's Christmas play. (S4, E09) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll Will and Lisa's wedding day looms, with both families preparing for the big day. However, love soon blossoms between other members of each family... (S5, E25) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.