This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, February 20 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Championship Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the their favourite pranks and punishments from the history of the series against each other, to find out which one takes the title. 
06:40Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys dodge shakedowns at the park, go head-to-head to see who can cling to a car the longest, and go head-to-head playing a game of attaching ribbons to strangers. (S10, E24) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
10:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
10:30Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
11:00Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
11:30Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
12:00The U.S. Office Doomsday Robert California (guest star James Spader) tells Andy that mistakes in the office have to stop. Dwight steps in with his 'accountability booster' plan - but will it work? (S8, E06) 
12:30The U.S. Office Pam's Replacement With maternity leave looming Pam is training her replacement; her younger, prettier replacement. Can Jim really not find her hot? Robert California joins the office band. (S8, E07) 
13:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Couples on blind dates include 'Hopeful Romantics' and 'Disney Prince & Princess'. (S6, E15) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Bad Asses Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on the criminal element of society, bad asses! (S1, E07) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Tattoos Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on tattoos (and other body bits) most foul. (S1, E08) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys dodge shakedowns at the park, go head-to-head to see who can cling to a car the longest, and go head-to-head playing a game of attaching ribbons to strangers. (S10, E24) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
17:00The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
17:30The Middle The Carpool With the bus drivers on strike, Principal Barker asks the parents to form carpools to get the kids to school. Meanwhile, Axl hits the books and becomes an expert in Astronomy. (S5, E12) 
18:00The U.S. Office The Job (Part 1): Michael decides to repel any advances that Jan makes towards him, but instantly changes his mind and gives her a second chance once he sees her with enhanced breasts. (S3, E24) 
18:30The U.S. Office The Job (Part 2): Jan decides to move in with a hesitant Michael, who now returns to his position as Scranton manager. Jim's interview goes well, until he finds a good-luck memento... (S3, E25) 
19:00The U.S. Office Doomsday Robert California (guest star James Spader) tells Andy that mistakes in the office have to stop. Dwight steps in with his 'accountability booster' plan - but will it work? (S8, E06) 
19:30The U.S. Office Pam's Replacement With maternity leave looming Pam is training her replacement; her younger, prettier replacement. Can Jim really not find her hot? Robert California joins the office band. (S8, E07) 
20:00My Name Is Earl We've Got Spirit Earl makes some great personal sacrifices to help Randy realize his dream of going to cheerleading camp, and Joy is upset because her son finds Catalina sexier than her. (S4, E06) 
20:30My Name Is Earl Quit Your Snitchin' Earl discovers he is no longer covered by the criminal code of ethics when someone steals Randy's birthday present from him. Earl struggles with going to the police. (S4, E07) 
21:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:30Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
22:00South Park Skank Hunt Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E02) 
22:30South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; face transplants, Karl's lessons for children, suggestions for redesigning various creatures, and whether Karl would choose Ricky or Stephen to rescue from a sinking ship. (S1, E08) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Childlike Joy & Whimsy Jeff feeds his childhood best friend a mind-altering chemical in order to reignite his youthful sense of fun. Adult animation. (S1, E08) 
00:00Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's... ...Theatre. Lee Evans delivers a wealth of classics including his "How To Be a Comic" self-help vinyl and the mumble your wife makes just after an argument. This award-winner is where it all began! 
01:20Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a Saddam Hussein look-a-like, a breast milk attack, talking bins, a pet duck, anti-gingers sperm banks, and face adverts. (S5, E01) 
02:25Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Mr Dildo, a Welsh plant grower meets (and smokes with) Snoop Dogg, New Zealand's idea of CGI, and a pea-shooting champion! (S5, E02) 
03:20Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers questions on bullying his brother, and sniffs an audience member. His guests are Rob Delaney & Tiff Stevenson. (S1, E02) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel goes skydiving with an adrenaline junkie, learns about a muddy fetish called gunge and partakes in the Flaunt Your Wealth Challenge. (S10, E18) 
04:05Corporate Labour Day Matt and Jake get up to mischief while working on Labour Day until they discover they're not the only ones in the office after all. Satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E07) 
04:30Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...The Squeakquel. Back in school, Alvin, Simon and Theodore must save the school's music programme by winning the battle of the bands. For this, they must beat The Chipettes. (2009) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes".