This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, November 20 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is director Elaine McMillion Sheldon, talking about her new documentary 'Heroin(e)'. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Tight's Good After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister, Courtney. Oh dear, Charlie... Jenny McCarthy guest stars. (S5, E09) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
12:00My Wife And Kids He's Having a Baby Michael tries to teach Junior a lesson in parenting when he gives him a balloon to take care of. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Kady about the birds and the bees. (S4, E06) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Funeral The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard at the funeral... (S4, E07) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Blackout One fish, two kobe steaks, three girls, four sub-plots, and five brothers come together for an evening at home when the power goes out. (S7, E07) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Army Buddy Reese is visited by an Army buddy who develops a crush on Lois. Hal starts feeling useless when Lois buys orthotics and no longer needs his tender loving care. (S7, E08) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
15:00The Middle The Test Axl hasn't studied for his PSATs, much to the dismay of Frankie, who fears for her son's future. Meanwhile, Sue tries out for cheerleading, and Mike tries to toughen up Brick. (S3, E05) 
15:30The Middle Bad Choices Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for an apartment, Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test, Sue puts together a skit, & Brick quotes Shakespeare. (S3, E06) 
16:00The Middle Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
16:30The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
19:00The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
19:30The Middle Year of the Hecks Frankie has the family randomly assign New Year's resolutions to each other. They discover it to be harder than they imagined... (S3, E12) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
21:00Lip Sync Battle: Iggy Azalea Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Iggy Azalea goes face-to-face with her boyfriend, basketball player Nick Young! (S1, E16) 
21:30Nathan For You Santa / Petting Zoo: Nathan stages a viral video to put a petting zoo on the map and sets up a "Santa in the Summer" photo shoot at a mall. (S1, E02) 
22:00South Park: Season 3 The Sexual Harassment Panda After a school educational talk from Petey the Panda, Cartman decides to sue Stan for sexual harassment. Suing fever starts to grip the entire town! (S3, E06) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Cat Orgy (1): Stan's sister Shelley babysits Cartman and invites her unsuitable boyfriend, Skyler, to join her. Meanwhile Cartman's cat is on heat and it's not long before he's got company! (S3, E07) 
23:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
23:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. Also features krazy glue test, extreme unicycle, poo switcheroo, and bottle skating! 
00:30Jackass Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer an unknown chemical through the streets of Portland. Also features the human pinata, carpet skating, and paintball draw! 
01:00Broad City Abbi's Mom Abbi agrees to take her mom out for a wild night on the town, and Ilana's seasonal depression takes a toll on her work life. (S4, E05) 
01:30Life In Pieces Babe Secret Phone Germs Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone. (S1, E05) 
02:00Bad Education The American Alfie is shocked when Kevin Schwimer, an all-American Olympic medallist with a penchant for charitable deeds, arrives at the school and is given Alfie's Form K to teach! (S2, E02) 
02:35Idiotsitter Hos Before Bros The quarterback of a pro football team (Channing Tatum) visits the house for a weekend which sparks an intense romantic rivalry between Billie and Gene... (S1, E04) 
03:05Broad City Wisdom Teeth Abbi gets her wisdom teeth removed and Ilana makes it her mission to take care of her, which unfortunately involves a cocktail of drugs and a lack of supervision. (S2, E03) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy competes in a drunk cooking competition, holds a press conference to address a party, and delivers an obnoxious wedding toast. (S2, E09) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Ivo Graham reminisces about his first kiss, Shappi Khorsandi talks hen and stag do's, Funmbi Omotayo on his roots, and Andrew Ryan on his family. (S03, E07) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Iggy Azalea Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Iggy Azalea goes face-to-face with her boyfriend, basketball player Nick Young! (S1, E16) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Blackout One fish, two kobe steaks, three girls, four sub-plots, and five brothers come together for an evening at home when the power goes out. (S7, E07) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Army Buddy Reese is visited by an Army buddy who develops a crush on Lois. Hal starts feeling useless when Lois buys orthotics and no longer needs his tender loving care. (S7, E08) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Challahwood When his family shows up unexpectedly to celebrate the holidays, Harley feeds them a massive Jewish meal that has totally gone Hollywood. (S1, E07) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Fabionnaise Josh accepts a challenge from Fabio Viviani. Can Epic Meal Time beat the celebrity chef at his own game? (S1, E08) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.