This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, November 20 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? When Nick's colleague at the station encourages him to send Lindsey and Kevin to a private school, Nick and Suzanne look into it, only to be misled about the process. (S2, E07) 
09:30Are We There Yet? When Suzanne is overly protective teaching Lindsey how to drive, Nick takes over and makes Lindsey feel confident, until she scratches Suzanne's car and chooses to lie about it. (S2, E08) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
11:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
11:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
12:00The Middle The Convention When the surgery is taken over by a conglomerate, Frankie is informed she must attend a convention - so she ropes Mike into going too! Axl proves popular on Sue's campus. (S7, E09) 
12:30The Middle No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
13:00The Middle The Rush Frankie feels useless when Brick decides to go shopping by himself, Sue desires to join a sorority, and Axl helps Mike to use social media for his project. (S7, E11) 
13:30The Middle Birds of a Feather: Axl's first day as an intern isn't exactly what he expected, Mike has to tell Brick that Cindy kissed another boy, and Sue is challenged by her professor... (S7, E12) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face a new obstacle, Kindergarten Chaos. (S4, E25) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
16:00The Middle Floating 50 Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue accidentally tells Devin Axl loves her, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning. (S7, E13) 
16:30The Middle Film, Friends and Fruit Pies Sue discovers that she's too poor to keep up with her new roommate's spending habits, Axl discovers that befriending the boss isn't what it's cracked up to be. (S7, E14) 
17:00The Middle Hecks at a Movie: The Hecks treat Brick to his first cinema experience, but the book-lover becomes outraged by an upcoming film based on the Planet Nowhere series. Axl and Sean reminisce. (S7, E15) 
17:30The Middle The Man Hunt Axl and Hutch buy an RV to live in but soon discover problems, Frankie tries teaching Sue how to flirt, and Brick begs Mike to teach him to become a man. (S7, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
21:00Lee Evans Live In Scotland Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays. 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
00:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nicholas Cage's fussy eating, a crab vending machine, a pony in an old people's home, and Take That's effect on women. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a man who keeps electrocuting himself, a man forced to eat his own beard, an OAP DJ, and a Coronation Street rap! 
03:00Broad City Burning Bridges Abbi and Trey are still hooking up. Trey wants to take Abbi on a date, but Abbi still thinks of Trey as an embarrassing guilty pleasure. Lincoln breaks up with Ilana. (S3, E08) 
03:25Workaholics Always Bet on Blake Blake comes up with a brilliant moneymaking idea in order to ender a timbersports tournament. (S6, E09) 
03:45Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera practical joke show. The UK Jokers embarrass one another by getting strangers to settle an argument and trying to sell ice cream. (S1, E04) 
04:05Nathan For You Santa / Petting Zoo: Nathan stages a viral video to put a petting zoo on the map and sets up a "Santa in the Summer" photo shoot at a mall. (S1, E02) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face a new obstacle, Kindergarten Chaos. (S4, E25) 
05:15Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22)