This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, April 4 2020

06:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
06:25Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Weather Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds weather being the prankster of the piece. (S2, E03) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Pranks and Stunts Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode we see the craziest pranks and stunts ever! (S2, E04) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Bikes and Boards Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds bikes and boards the focus! (S2, E05) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
11:00The Middle The Core Group Frankie and Mike meet Axl's new girlfriend, who has a quirky personality trait. Meanwhile, Sue wants to change her major to theatre and Brick wants to change his image. (S8, E01) 
11:30The Middle A Tough Pill to Swallow When Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid, Mike visits the bursar. Meanwhile Frankie teaches Brick how to swallow a pill. (S8, E02) 
11:55The Middle Halloween VIII The Heckoning: Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick. Meanwhile, Axl lashes out on his family after having to act nice around April. (S8, E03) 
12:25The Middle True Grit Frankie accidentally buys underwear with a sexy saying on the bottom. Meanwhile, Brick worries about losing a friend to football and Sue tries to break up with Jeremy. (S8, E04) 
12:50The Middle Roadkill It's Brick's 15th birthday and time to learn to drive. Sue tries to choose a college major before the deadline and learns a shocking secret from Frankie along the way. (S8, E05) 
13:20The Middle Thanksgiving VIII Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner. (S8, E06) 
13:50Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
14:15Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
15:10Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
15:40Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
16:05Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
16:35Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
17:00Two And A Half Men Frankenstein and the ***** Villagers: A new acquaintance introduces Alan to a world of sex he never knew existed, but Charlie is not happy to have to babysit Jake. Too soon for marriage? (S2, E08) 
17:30Two And A Half Men Yes, Monsignor Charlie encounters Lisa (Denise Richards), the woman he thought was "the one" until he found out she was engaged. Jake gets some dirt on his dad. (S2, E09) 
18:00Two And A Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater Charlie asks Jake's help to write the song for a cartoon based on his nephew's favourite comic. Rose surprises Alan with her intellect - is romance in the air? (S2, E10) 
18:30Two And A Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Charlie's chat up lines don't seem to be working on the women of Malibu anymore and Alan's search on the internet may just reveal why. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E11) 
19:00Two And A Half Men A Lungful of Alan Charlie and Alan vie for the affections of an old college friend of Alan's, who has blossomed into a beautiful woman. She, however, has something quite different in mind. (S2, E12) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair): When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house, much to Charlie's displeasure. How will they get rid of her? (S2, E13) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
21:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
22:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
22:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
23:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
23:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
00:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
00:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
01:00Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
01:30Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
02:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
02:55Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about running a marathon, a male massage, and answers questions about time travel, feminism, and Transformers. His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe. (S1, E01) 
03:20Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers questions on bullying his brother, and sniffs an audience member. His guests are Rob Delaney & Tiff Stevenson. (S1, E02) 
03:40Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum, Ninette, are in the City of the Future. They're in High-Tech Seoul in South Korea and are taking control of and corrupting a Mega-Robot. (S3, E03) 
04:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
04:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
05:15Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
05:35Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why was shooting temporarily shut down during "Catch and Release"? And how did the gym owner help prevent Joe from getting punched in the nose during his stare down punishment? (S3, E19)