This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, October 17 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater Charlie asks Jake's help to write the song for a cartoon based on his nephew's favourite comic. Rose surprises Alan with her intellect - is romance in the air? (S2, E10) 
09:30Two And A Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Charlie's chat up lines don't seem to be working on the women of Malibu anymore and Alan's search on the internet may just reveal why. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Quality Time Janet interrupts Michael's video game so they can spend quality time together. After a romantic dinner, Michael returns to his game and Jay takes it as a bad sign... (S2, E13) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Get Out Michael is on a mission - to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes. (S2, E14) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Goodbye Kitty Stevie goes into shock when he's told his mother has divorced his father. Meanwhile, Reese gets caught up in the hot-and-heavy entries in a diary, unaware it belongs to Lois. (S5, E03) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Thanksgiving It's another family Thanksgiving, as Reese cons Hal and Dewey into helping him with the cooking. Francis and Piama are also there, but they're not even speaking to each other. (S5, E04) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
15:00The Middle Halloween VIII The Heckoning: Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick. Meanwhile, Axl lashes out on his family after having to act nice around April. (S8, E03) 
15:30The Middle True Grit Frankie accidentally buys underwear with a sexy saying on the bottom. Meanwhile, Brick worries about losing a friend to football and Sue tries to break up with Jeremy. (S8, E04) 
16:00The Middle Roadkill It's Brick's 15th birthday and time to learn to drive. Sue tries to choose a college major before the deadline and learns a shocking secret from Frankie along the way. (S8, E05) 
16:30The Middle Thanksgiving VIII Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner. (S8, E06) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
19:00The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
19:30The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a two-year erection, fortune telling asparagus, a boy trapped in a vending machine, and the cinnamon challenge. (S6, E05) 
22:00South Park Volcano The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo to find the famous Scuzzlebutt. They are unaware that the mountain they are hunting on is a volcano on the verge of erupting! (S1, E03) 
22:30South Park Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride When the boys tease Stan about his dog being gay, Sparky runs away and finds sanctuary with animal loving Big Gay Al. George Clooney guest barks. (S1, E04) 
23:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
23:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a drunk hedgehog, how sweets lead to a life of crime, bionic bodies, healthy computer games, and actual fireworks! 
01:00TripTank Versus invades a British wedding, Gary faces the prospect of a gruesome surgery, a bird reveals its pecker, and an office worker harbours a terrifying secret. (S2, E01) 
01:30Fameless Prankers An aspiring TV host learns the real art of pranking, and a muscle-head discovers that being a fitness star isn't all it's built up to be. Plus, an attempt to take the antiques game by storm. (S2, E04) 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers and act as reporters asking ridiculous questions written by the other guys. (S9, E10) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Comedy legends Simon Munnery and Boothby Graffoe join tonight's bill filmed in a proper live comedy club. Stewart Lee talks to the acts backstage in this fast moving series. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Introducing the brilliant, original comedy of Tony Law alongside Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Bridget Christie, Boothby Graffoe, and Paul Sinha. Exclusive live show curated by Stewart Lee. 
03:50Mike & Molly Cops on the Rocks Still feuding, Mike and Carl both ask to be assigned different partners at work, only to find that life with their new partners is even worse. (S6, E01) 
04:10Mike & Molly One Small Step for Mike Molly hopes that a fitness device will encourage Mike to be more active and take better care of himself, but Mike has other plans for it. (S6, E02) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Goodbye Kitty Stevie goes into shock when he's told his mother has divorced his father. Meanwhile, Reese gets caught up in the hot-and-heavy entries in a diary, unaware it belongs to Lois. (S5, E03) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Thanksgiving It's another family Thanksgiving, as Reese cons Hal and Dewey into helping him with the cooking. Francis and Piama are also there, but they're not even speaking to each other. (S5, E04) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Corn of the Living Bread The team feed a bunch of zombies, but these undead diners want more than just brains. Josh introduces the guys to some fruit that gets their taste buds tripping. (S1, E03) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Finception The guys will sink or swim when they serve a multi-fish feast to some famished pro surfers - but first, they say "(extra) cheese" at an Epic Meal Time photo shoot. (S1, E04) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.