This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, December 18 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men I Found Your Moustache Chelsea has started dating Brad. Charlie stalks her with the help of Alan, and they end up having a post-breakup one-night stand - complicated! (S7, E17) 
09:30Two And A Half Men: Christmas Santa's Village Of The Damned Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts beefing up the boys, all the while creating a nest in their home and slowly taking over! (S3, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
12:00My Wife And Kids The Bahamas (Part 1): When the Kyles arrive at the Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest by himself. (S5, E16) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Bahamas (Part 2): Lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island, along with a rapidly rising tide, and only one other person there who can help them... (S5, E17) 
13:00Epic Meal Empire Taterbot The Epic Meal Empire team are asked to make an edible robot for the pickiest eaters on earth: kids. But first, Harley finds the perfect vehicle for delivering Epic Meals. (S1, E01) 
13:30Epic Meal Empire The Feast and the Furious The team hopes a motorized meal they make for a used car dealer won't be a real lemon, and Natalie enlists some help to make the guys sound slightly less Canadian. (S1, E02) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA - Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This winter special sees contestants take on the all the Snow-tivator and Spinning Ski Lift. (S4, E01). 
17:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
19:00The Middle: Christmas The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
19:30The Middle: Christmas The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Toony Loons The Gayle Tales Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's "date" for the evening via an essay contest. (S5, E13) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Toony Loons Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date, but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves "trivial". Louise is involved in a wild chinchilla chase. (S5, E15) 
22:00South Park: Toony Loons Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
22:30South Park: Toony Loons Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
23:00Rick and Morty: Toony Loons Meeseeks And Destroy Rick provides the family with a solution to their problems, freeing him up to go on an adventure led by Morty. (S1, E05) 
23:30Rick and Morty: Toony Loons Rick Potion #9 After Rick gives Morty a Love-potion for prom, things quickly spiral out of control when the Serum splices with the Flu. Rick and Morty scramble to cure the crisis. (S1, E06) 
00:00Brickleberry: Toony Loons Old Wounds Woody is demoted by the visiting Secretary of the Interior. Meanwhile, Denzel's personality changes when he stops smoking weed, which causes a rift in his friendship with Steve. (S3, E06) 
00:30Jeff & Some Aliens: Toony Loons Jeff & Some Jeffs With the aliens away on vacation, Jeff accidentally uses a device that gives everyone on Earth his exact personality traits. Adult animation. (S1, E07) 
01:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the frank Desiree Burch and the legend Al Murray. (S1, E01) 
01:30Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central ...Central. Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the slick Tez Ilyas and raconteur Joel Dommett. (S1, E02) 
02:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
02:30Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
03:00Broad City Bedbugs Ilana and Jamie discover that their apartment is infested with bedbugs, and a cash-strapped Abbi gets a confidence boost from her new purse. (S4, E09) 
03:25Life In Pieces Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months. (S1, E09) 
03:45Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy auditions for an illicit internet video, we witness the aftermath of a one-night stand, and there's a regrettable airplane flight. (S1, E01) 
04:05Broad City Game Over Ilana gets a new opportunity at Deals, Deals, Deals, and Abbi tries to keep her competitive side in check at Soulstice Games Day. Vanessa Williams and Whoopi Goldberg guest star. (S3, E03) 
04:30Wipeout USA - Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This winter special sees contestants take on the all the Snow-tivator and Spinning Ski Lift. (S4, E01). 
05:15Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
05:35Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.