This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, March 25 2019

06:00Fresh Off The Boat Family Business Trip As summer vacation winds down, Louis has to take a business trip to attend the National Franchisee Convention. The family tags along and goes to Gator World nearby. (S2, E01) 
06:25Fresh Off The Boat Boy II Man Nicole has to repeat eighth grade, much to the delight of Eddie and his classmates. Nicole's dad inspires Louis to try and convince Jessica that they should have a daughter. (S2, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
09:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
10:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
10:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
11:00Fresh Off The Boat Family Business Trip As summer vacation winds down, Louis has to take a business trip to attend the National Franchisee Convention. The family tags along and goes to Gator World nearby. (S2, E01) 
11:30Fresh Off The Boat Boy II Man Nicole has to repeat eighth grade, much to the delight of Eddie and his classmates. Nicole's dad inspires Louis to try and convince Jessica that they should have a daughter. (S2, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face a new obstacle, Kindergarten Chaos. (S4, E25) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on Runaway Rockaway, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S1, E01) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new batch of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of soggy shorts as they encounter Stepping Stone and Bridge the Gap. (S1, E02) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Weather Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds weather being the prankster of the piece. (S2, E03) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Pranks and Stunts Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode we see the craziest pranks and stunts ever! (S2, E04) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hex and the Single Guy When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her Trevor, the spiritualist gets so frustrated with Will's mockery that he curses the family with a hex. (S4, E07) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Will and Carlton pledge Phi Beta Gamma, a black fraternity whose president is a friend of Will's. Everyone likes Will, but find Carlton a bit of a geek... (S4, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Promos Everyone in the office is excited when international promos for the documentary surface, but are soon horrified to discover how much candid filming has taken place. (S9, E19) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Stairmageddon Stanley is enraged at the lift being serviced, and when he refuses to go out on a sales pitch Dwight goes to extreme measures to make it happen. (S9, E20) 
21:00Not Another Teen Movie Film At John Hughes High School discover whether the popular jock, Jake (Chris Evans), can transform Janey (Chyler Leigh), the ugly-yet-pretty girl, into the prom queen? Jaime Pressly co-stars. (2001) 
22:45South Park: The Classic Years Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
23:10South Park: The Classic Years Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
23:40South Park: The Classic Years Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
00:10Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Russell running the London Marathon, cross-dressing school kids, Facebook causing syphilis, OAP sexting, and Stephen Hawking on aliens. 
01:05Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 
02:058 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Theo Paphitis, Mike Wilmot, John Bishop, and Kelly Osbourne. (S6, E02) 
02:35Chris Ramsey At The Comedy Store Chris Ramsey introduces the very best comedy talent from the legendary Comedy Store in London. This week it's Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, and Isy Suttie. (S4, E01) 
03:05Drunk History Comedians get drunk and teach us about history. Tonight Joe Lycett tells us all about the Krays and Russell Kane regales us with the story of Guy Fawkes. Features Cardinal Burns. (S1, E04) 
03:25Another Period Switcheroo Day Lillian orchestrates her own kidnapping in a ploy to get press attention, and Blanche and Peepers spend the day as members of the upper class. (S1, E07) 
03:45Hood Adjacent Black Twitter has turned into a dominant and cutting-edge cultural force. James takes viewers on a hilarious tour of Black Twitter, and breaks down its unique brand of comedy. (S1, E04) 
04:10TripTank A drunk hobo faces off against six gorillas, a group of friends plots revenge on Gary, and Mr. There's Got To Be A Better Way tries to solve world hunger. Adult animated sketch show. (S1, E02) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; fun in the sun, three times a little thing became a big problem, and canine fashion shoot. (S2, E14) 
05:15Undateable Candace's Boyfriend Walks Into a Bar Justin and Danny decide to have a parental intervention with Candace over her "dumb-dumb" boyfriend, while Brett realises the error of his kissing ways. (S2, E02) 
05:35Undateable An Imaginary Torch Walks Into a Bar When Nicky returns to Detroit engaged, Justin realises who his heart really belongs to. Meanwhile, Burski may finally get his chance with Leslie. (S2, E03) 
06:00Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03)