This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, March 17 2019

06:00Animals Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous animal-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features cheeky monkeys, a randy dolphin and a terrifying one eyed Emu. (S1, E01) 
06:25Animals Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous animal-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features birds scaring tigers, giraffes kicking rhinos, and a lot of monkey business. (S1, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Queer Eye The Fab Five give advice on fashion, grooming, interior design, food, wine and culture to those in need. (S2, ep6) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
13:00Wipeout USA It's hotties vs. nerds in a battle of the sexes that includes such obstacles as the Wipeout Carwash, Total Carnage and the Wipeout Play Set. (S4, E17) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include The Lawnmower, Big Balls, the Mood Swing and the Scareousel. (S4, E18) 
15:00Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
16:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
16:30The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
17:00The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
17:30The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
18:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
18:30The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
19:00Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
19:30Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
20:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
20:30Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
21:00Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
21:35Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
22:05Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
23:15Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
23:50Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
00:20Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
00:55Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
01:30The Mick The Fire Mickey tries to quit smoking. Meanwhile, Ben has an apparently imaginary friend causing him to do strange things, so Chip decides to spend more time with his little brother. (S1, E05) 
02:00The Mick The Master All hell breaks loose, as the kids fight over who will take the master bedroom. Mickey pursues a wealthy businessman who quickly discovers her true nature. (S1, E06) 
02:30Bedazzled Film Desperate to gain the affection of a beautiful co-worker, Elliot (Brendan Fraser) strikes a deal with the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - in exchange for Elliot's soul, she will grant him 7 wishes. (2000) 
04:05Nathan For You Nathan discovers he can allow smoking at a bar if he presents it as a "play" to an audience of two; Nathan stages a re-creation of the scenes as an actual performance. (S3, E04) 
04:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
04:50Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
06:00Life In Pieces Hair Recital Rainbow Mom When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. (S1, E17)