This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, May 18 2019

06:00Most Ridiculous Talent Shows Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features the bonkers world of talent shows! (S2, E09) 
06:25Most Ridiculous Gym Disasters Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features mis-pumped iron and other gym mishaps! (S2, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two Guys and a Girl Once Again from the Beginning Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, and Irene's dad visits. (S3, E18) 
09:30Two Guys and a Girl War Stories Berg is still on probation and is moved to the morgue, Johnny ruins a wall in Irene's place, and there is a new trainee fireman determined to outdo Pete. (S3, E19) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
11:55Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
12:55Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
13:55Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
14:55Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
18:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
19:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
19:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
20:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
20:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:00500 Days of Summer Film Hopeless romantic Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is caught completely off-guard when his girlfriend, Summer (Zooey Deschanel), suddenly dumps him. He soon reflects on their 500 days together... (2009) 
23:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
23:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
00:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
00:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
01:00Rocketman: Movie Special Film Go behind the scenes of Rocketman, with exclusive access to the film that's bringing Elton John's life to the big screen. We'll be on set, in the studio and hear from Sir Elton himself. 
01:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about running a marathon, a male massage, and answers questions about time travel, feminism, and Transformers. His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe. (S1, E01) 
02:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers questions on bullying his brother, and sniffs an audience member. His guests are Rob Delaney & Tiff Stevenson. (S1, E02) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys survey employees about customer satisfaction, and go cloud watching with strangers. The loser poses as an artist presenting a town mural to its residents that says "DOVER SUCKS". (S10, E25) 
03:20Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys take out the remote controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events. (S11, E06) 
03:45LA to Vegas The Fellowship of the Bear Captain Dave offends the cleaning crew, Ronnie and Colin try to find his son's lost yellow teddy bear, and Artem teaches Nichole how to play poker. (S1, E05) 
04:10LA to Vegas #PilotFight Colin attempts to train Captain Dave for a flight he has scheduled with Captain Steve, and Artem and Nichole start collecting bets on which pilot will win. (S1,E06) 
04:30Wipeout USA In part two of this super-sized family edition, only the remaining two teams will take a family trip to the all-new Wipeout Zone for a chance to win the grand prize. (S7, E02) 
05:15Wipeout USA Tape up your glasses and spray on your tan, our fourth annual edition of Hotties vs. Nerds is back again with twelve new hotties and twelve new nerds. (S7, E03) 
06:00Most Ridiculous Cats The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, Cats get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect feline fails and kitty chaos galore. (S2, E11)