This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, June 1 2020

06:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
06:25Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Martin Kemp Roman Kemp is joined by his dad Martin Kemp to host a brand new series of Takeshi's Castle. New recruits face the Honeycomb Maze and the Slippery Wall before attempting to attack the castle. (S5, E01) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle ft. TOWIE Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
10:00Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
10:30Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
11:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
11:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
12:00Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
12:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Geordie Shore Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
13:50Impractical Jokers: Hawaii Special Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
14:50Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
15:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Murr, Sal, Joe and Q beg supermarket shoppers to hold on to a weird item for them, and tonight's big loser must reveal his embarrassing digital life to his own father. (S10, E20) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air As the Will Turns Will finds out what it is like to have a woman in his life that controls things. Also, Will lands a part in a soap opera and begins to see himself as a major star. (S5, E20) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Save the Last Trance for Me While at a magic show, Will is unknowingly hypnotized and begins to act like a child at the ring of a bell. (S5, E21) 
18:00The King of Queens Pilot Doug (Kevin James) and Carrie were happy. Then Carrie's father, Arthur (Jerry Stiller), accidentally burns his own house down, and Arthur and Carrie's sister have to move in... (S1, E01) 
18:30The King of Queens Fat City Stunned by an old photograph of Carrie's mother, Doug convinces Carrie to go on a diet and must pretend he is going on one too. (S1, E02) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pilot Debra is upset with Ray's family's invasive behaviour, especially the awful mother. The Barones live across the street and have the habit of bursting in unannounced. (S1, E01) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond I Love You During dinner with their friends, Bernie and Linda, Debra and Ray witness public display of affection. Later Debra is dying to know why Ray cannot do the same for her... (S1, E02) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E01) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E02) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show After Stephen recalls being the only kid in his school to dress in a costume for Comic Relief Day, Karl shares his idea that there should be one, and only one, charitable cause per year. (S3, E02) 
22:30South Park's Olympics Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
23:00South Park's Olympics Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000. (S8, E02) 
23:30South Park's Olympics The Losing Edge The boys are bored of playing baseball, and concoct a plan to lose the big play-off game. Randy trains hard to become the biggest drunken jackass at each match. (S9, E05) 
00:00TJ Miller: No Real Reason T.J. Miller (She's Out Of My League, Get Him To The Greek) has taken the leash off his comedic dog voice for no reason other than to buy more fishing equipment, and he HATES fishing. 
01:00Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
01:35Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
02:05Dara Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
03:05Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
03:55Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Hauntening When Louise reveals that she has never been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house on Halloween in an attempt to scare her. (S6, E03) 
04:20Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... marshmallow madness, slow-motion sensations, dangerous drones and a generation-shaming transformer. (S1, E01) 
05:10The Middle Valentine's Day VI Brick learns that his quirky girlfriend wants him to kiss her on Valentine's Day. Axl struggles with the fact that his girlfriend doesn't want to do anything romantic. (S6, E13) 
05:35The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
06:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14)