This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, July 18 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker's grandma dated a Batman villain? How do you make a vibrating briefcase? And why did the rest of the guys say no to holding Joe's new-born baby girl? (S2, E24) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What Men in Black line did Sal use in the Foul Play challenge? Which Joker gets fan letters from a murderer? How did the casino keep the audience from leaving after Murr's stage punishment? (S3, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
09:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
10:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
10:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
11:00The Middle From Orson with Love Frankie turns to Facebook to help Sue, Axl and Brick try to make a viral video with bunnies and kittens, and Frankie's dad tries to share his "wisdom" with Mike. (S4, E21) 
11:30The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Sue is upset when everyone gets their driver's license, Frankie tells each kid exactly what she wants for Mother's Day, and Axl and Cassidy's prom does not go well. (S4, E22) 
12:00The Middle The Ditch Sue decides to play hooky for the first time, Frankie pretends to be a doctor, Mike has a careless accident on the highway, and Brick refuses to take a placement test. (S4, E23) 
12:30The Middle The Graduation Will Frankie and Axl make it to Axl's graduation without killing each other? Sue gets one more crack at the driving test, and Brick neglects his duties as class historian. (S4, E24) 
13:00My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 1): When auditions for Erik Estrada's new reality show (Estrada or Nada) come to Camden, Earl encourages Joy to apply. Darnell receives a startling phone call. (S4, E15) 
13:30My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 2): With Darnell's cover blown, the Turners receive a new Witness Protection identity. What will they do when Joy gets a second chance to appear on "Estrada or Nada?" (S4, E16) 
14:00Wipeout USA A socially awkward contestant, a high-school "clownselor" and a "bull-frog assassin" are served a baby-food smorgasbord and brave the sushi bar at the Wipeout Kitchen. (S4, E22) 
15:00Wipeout USA Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course as X-Ray Men, Shock Jocks and Country Club Cuties face the Caterpillar, Total Carnage and a Detour to a Race Track. (S4, E23) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker's grandma dated a Batman villain? How do you make a vibrating briefcase? And why did the rest of the guys say no to holding Joe's new-born baby girl? (S2, E24) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What Men in Black line did Sal use in the Foul Play challenge? Which Joker gets fan letters from a murderer? How did the casino keep the audience from leaving after Murr's stage punishment? (S3, E01) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Life After viewing the bill, Phil snaps Hilary's credit cards in half to prevent her from over-spending anymore on shoes. Hillary asks Will and his friend Tyriq to help her. (S2, E14) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
18:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
19:05Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why did the Jokers kill the idea of Joe going shirtless in the boxing ring? Which Joker loves to dance, but is terrible at it? And how did the guys mess with Sal before his punishment? (S3, E02) 
19:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is Sal's weakness that the other guys love to exploit? What Italian slang for money did Joe use? Why did female crew line up to watch Q's punishment? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E03) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head posing odd TV shows to the public, and do what they are told at a department store. Tonight's punishment involves a fundraising event at an Arts Theatre. (S11, E03) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
22:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
22:30Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
23:00Nathan For You Nathan teaches an international exporter how to ship smoke alarms tax-free; which results in him having to form a band to give the concept legitimacy. (S4, E05) 
23:30Amy Schumer Live: Mostly Sex Stuff Absolutely nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer, from her hilariously messed-up dating and sex life, to her encounters with unexpected body components and hate-filled personal grooming appointments! 
00:30Katherine Ryan At The Comedy Store Tonight's host at the Comedy Store is Canadian Katherine Ryan; she introduces Elliot Steel, Tom Allen, and John Robins. (S4, E03) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet, and a loose tiger in Paris. (S9, E05) 
01:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; UKIP getting another MP, immigration, Paddington Bear and... um, names for female masturbation... (S9, E06) 
02:10My Name Is Earl Stole an RV Earl and Randy make amends for a depressed elderly man whose RV they stole years earlier - but accidentally turn him into a 75-year-old killing machine. (S4, E04) 
02:40My Name Is Earl Sweet Johnny Earl decides it's time to make it up to local stunt man Sweet Johnny (David Arquette) for sleeping with his girlfriend. Joy buys a gun after someone carjacks the Brat. (S4, E05) 
03:05My Name Is Earl Little Bad Voodoo Brother Earl has a chance to cross two items off his list by throwing Joy's boys a Halloween party, and getting Randy a "little brother" - Catalina's nephew. (S4, E08) 
03:25Teachers The Last Day As the teachers say goodbye to another school year, there's reflection, drunken buffoonery, arguments, complaints and general terrible teaching. (S1, E10) 
03:45Fameless Prankers A wannabe nature expert gets stuck with a partner who keeps egging him on, an aspiring magician's assistant discovers his own gift for hypnosis, and a sassy host cooks up some jealousy. (S2, E10) 
04:05Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfood creations to compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at Reggie's in Chicago. A cook with Ivy League dreams invents a pizza & a blend of Red Sox inspired food. (S1, E01) 
04:30Wipeout USA Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course as X-Ray Men, Shock Jocks and Country Club Cuties face the Caterpillar, Total Carnage and a Detour to a Race Track. (S4, E23) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E02) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why did the Jokers kill the idea of Joe going shirtless in the boxing ring? Which Joker loves to dance, but is terrible at it? And how did the guys mess with Sal before his punishment? (S3, E02)