This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, July 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
08:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
08:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
10:00Scrubs My Overkill Relationships are strained all-round in the aftermath of Jordan's revelations, except between J.D. and the Janitor - it's just as antagonistic as ever! (S2, E01) 
10:30Scrubs My Nightingale Chaos ensues when the residents find themselves in charge of the hospital during a night shift. Dr. Cox struggles to convince others of his true feelings for Jordan. (S2, E02) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Die, Jerk After receiving advice from the Yale Daily News editor on what he is looking for, Rory's next article is a huge hit with everybody except the dancer she reviewed. (S4, E08) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
15:00Scrubs My Case Study J.D. is torn between participating in Dr. Kelso's case study contest and gaining the respect of Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk finds a way to get new kit out of tight-fisted Kelso. (S2, E03) 
15:30Scrubs My Big Mouth Turk's jealousy turns into guilt when he learns of Dr. Kelso's own discrimination. J.D.'s big mouth gets him in trouble with Carla when he reveals her secrets to Turk. (S2, E04) 
16:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
16:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
20:00New: Most Ridiculous Teen... ...Disasters. The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
20:30New: Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
21:00Hot Pursuit Film An uptight and by-the-book cop (Reese Witherspoon) tries to protect the outgoing widow (Sofía Vergara) of a drug boss as they race through Texas pursued by crooked cops and murderous gunmen. (2015) 
22:45New: Detroiters Duvet Family Reunion Sam takes the reigns as grill master at the Duvet family reunion, and Tim considers whether he might be too hard on Sam's girlfriends. (S2, E03) 
23:15Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
23:45Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
00:15Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
00:45The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
01:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
01:50South Park The Poor Kid Kenny's parents are arrested and he is put in foster care - leaving Cartman as the poorest kid in school! Meanwhile, the mysterious masked figure Mysterion returns. (S15, E14) 
02:15South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
02:45South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
03:10New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:30Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
03:55Malcolm In The Middle Water Park The family takes a day vacation at the water-park. All except Dewey, who has to stay home with an overage babysitter, which turns out to be more fun than expected. Season finale. (S1, E16) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Traffic Jam As the family drives home from the water-park, they get stuck in a traffic jam. Each family members tries to deal with heat, stress and boredom in their own way. (S2, E01) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Halloween Approximately Francis is a week late for Halloween, but that won't stop his traditional festive vandalism, since he has the perfect plan to cause mischief in the neighbourhood. (S2, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.