This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, December 20 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
08:35The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
09:00The Middle Thanksgiving VII Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power outage, so he decides to teach Brick poker. (S7, E08) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving VIII Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner. (S8, E06) 
10:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
10:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
11:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
12:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Graduation Day It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. (S5, E23) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Michael Sells the Business With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael tries to convince Jay to sell up. (S5, E24) 
17:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
19:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Brian and Emma will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E12) 
20:30Lip Sync Battle UK: Christmas... ...Special. Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace perform Christmas classics plus tunes by Pink and Flo Rida. Also featured a special guest appearance from Johnny Vegas. 
21:00White Chicks Film Two disgraced FBI agents go deep undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. Outrageous comedy starring the Wayans brothers. (2004) 
23:10New: Nathan For You The Claw of Shame Nathan performs a daring escape in which he risks a fate that is truly worse than death. (S1, E07) 
23:40Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
00:40Drunk History Christmas Special Rick Edwards tells the story of the WWI Christmas Truce (stars Stephen Mangan). Russell Kane narrates the birth of baby Jesus. (stars Johnny Vegas, Sally Phillips, and Danny John-Jules). 
01:05Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in South Carolina, where they have joined the Knights of Destruction, an All-American Demolition Derby, who find new and insane ways to smash up cars. (S1, E05) 
01:35New: The Daily Show Special "You're Fired" In Memoriam: Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in current affairs. 
02:05South Park World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
02:35South Park Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
03:00South Park Taming Strange Baby Ike starts going through puberty, becoming a real pain-in-the-ass to Kyle - maybe an intervention, Yo Gabba Gabba style, will help! Or will Ike's bad boy ways spread? (S17, E05) 
03:25South Park Ginger Cow Cartman's latest prank spins totally out of control, but in a good way - finally there is peace in the Middle East! But why is Kyle eating Cartman's farts and enjoying it?!? (S17, E06) 
03:50South Park Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
04:15Two And A Half Men: Christmas One False Move, Zimbabwe! When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) comes to visit for Christmas, Walden discovers a shocking secret about his imaginary childhood friend. (S9, E12) 
04:35Two And A Half Men: Christmas Give Santa A Tail-hole Walden juggles having two very different identities, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas - who will be able to comfort him? Starring Ashton Kutcher. (S10, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.