This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, January 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Eyes Wide Open Axl heads to Chicago to visit Hutch for the weekend but discovers that his friend is acting more like a responsible adult than the free-spirited college student he once knew. (S9, E08) 
08:35The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
09:00Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
09:30Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
10:00Scrubs My Two Dads J.D. is ethically caught between the strict Dr. Kelso and the irreverent Dr. Cox. Elliot bears more than her soul whilst trying to improve patients' conditions. (S1, E05) 
10:30Scrubs My Bad J.D is assigned to patient Jordan Sullivan, a board member at Sacred Heart, who seduces the eager young intern. Shame he doesn't know who she actually is... (S1, E06) 
11:00Scrubs My Super Ego Golden boy J.D. faces competition for top intern at Sacred Heart. The usually upbeat Turk faces a crisis of consequence as he dwells on the dangers of surgery. (S1, E07) 
11:30Scrubs My Fifteen Minutes Turk's brush with fame is exploited by Dr. Kelso. Intern evaluations are due and Dr. Cox leaves J.D. to evaluate himself. Elliot looks for a place to fit in. (S1, E08) 
12:00Scrubs My Day Off J.D. is nervous about Turk performing his appendectomy. Elliot attempts to improve her bedside manner. Dr. Cox's mentor becomes a patient at the hospital. (S1, E09) 
12:30Scrubs My Nickname J.D., Turk, Carla and Elliot have bonded and even begin to stick up for each other against Cox and Kelso. J.D. and Carla's friendship gets off to a difficult start. (S1, E10) 
13:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
14:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
15:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
15:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
16:00Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
16:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
17:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
18:0013 Going On 30 Film After total humiliation at her thirteenth birthday party, Jenna Rink (Jennifer Garner) wants to just hide until she's thirty. Thanks to some wishing dust, Jenna's prayer is answered... (2004) 
20:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
20:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
21:00Grown Ups Film After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider) reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
00:00The Cleveland Show The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool: Cleveland Jr. vows revenge on his father after he gets him a job at the Broken Stool but later conspires to get him fired. (S1, E14) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Once Upon a Tyne in New York Cleveland takes Donna on a belated honeymoon to New York, but he spends more time with his friends than her. Meanwhile, the kids try to sell a pilot to MTV. (S1, E15) 
01:00The Cleveland Show The Brown Knight Cleveland is hailed as a hero after he protects his wife from a robber at an ATM, even though that isn't exactly what really happened. (S1, E16) 
01:30Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
02:00Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
02:30South Park Fun With Veal When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! (S6, E04) 
03:00South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
03:25South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
03:50South Park Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
04:15Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
04:35Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.