This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, October 26 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
08:35The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
09:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Life Skills Axl and Sue wind up in the same life skills class, a school therapist tries to help Brick make friends, and Frankie and Mike fight the insurance company for a new windshield. (S4, E11) 
09:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
10:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
10:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
11:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
11:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
12:00Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
12:30Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
14:00Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
15:30Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Anniversary (Part 2): Michael pulls off a lavish ceremony for the renewal of their vows. (S2, E29) 
16:30My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 1): The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but Michael thought it would be a good idea to make a quick tour around the country... (S3, E01) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
17:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
18:00Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
18:30Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
19:00Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
19:30Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on Runaway Rockaway, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S1, E01) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
21:00Grown Ups 2 Film Lenny (Adam Sandler), decides he wants to move his family back to his hometown. But he's not expecting old (and new) bullies, schizophrenic bus drivers, drunk cops, and psycho ex-girlfriends! (2013) 
23:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up... ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces guests. Tonight he's joined by panel show-er Rose Matafeo and the perceptive Dane Baptiste. (S1, E05) 
23:35Lesbian Vampire Killers Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires, the menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads (James Corden & Mathew Horne) out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (2009) 
01:15Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Going behind the scenes to find out which Joker committed a misdemeanour while posing as a cabbie. (S1, E19) 
01:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Maggie Gyllenhaal, talking about her new HBO show The Deuce - which also stars James Franco and is written by the creator of The Wire. 
02:10South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
02:40Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
03:05Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Confederate Flags of Our Fathers: The crew accompanies Uncle Joey to a Civil War reenactment, and Montrel decides to become a cop. (S2, E06) 
03:30South Park Wieners Out Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, but can he succeed? Meanwhile Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends. (S20, E04) 
03:50South Park Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Larry dumps Lyndsey for lying to him about Alan (aka Jeff Strongman) being her ex. Also, Gretchen accepts Alan's proposal - but will the wedding go to plan? (S11, E22) 
04:35Two And A Half Men The Ol' Mexican Spinach: When Walden has a health scare at Halloween he decides life's too short to waste so it's time for children! Now, who might he ask to be the "mother"...? (S12, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.