This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, April 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Growing Pains J.D. decides that it's time to stop acting like a baby so he can take care of one, but Turk tries to bring him back to immaturity. Elliot throws Kelso a birthday party. (S7, E05) 
08:35Scrubs My #1 Doctor Kelso signs Sacred Heart up to a website where patients can evaluate their doctor, leading the staff to compete ruthlessly for the top spot. (S7, E06) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Chaz Dalton's Space Academy Earl makes up for ruining the space suit that Chaz Dalton wore in space. Meanwhile, Joy gets interested in the social networking website BuddyBook. (S4, E20) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Rory's Birthday Parties It's Rory's birthday. She gets two parties. An elegant and horrible affair thrown by her grandmother and an informal fun party thrown by Lorelai. (S1, E06) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
12:35Friends: Season 1 The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
13:55Friends: Season 1 The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
15:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
15:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Banks Shot Vivian goes away for the weekend, leaving Hilary in charge of the house. Will steals the car keys to go to the pool hall - he winds up losing his money and the car to a hustler. (S1, E22) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 72 Hours Will makes a bet that Carlton wouldn't last a weekend in Jazz' neighbourhood, Compton. Carlton starts to fulfil the bet and even gets along with the guys in "The Hood". (S1, E23) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
18:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
18:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
19:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
19:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
20:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
20:30Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime Live McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00New: Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and Ninette arrive Naples, Florida - voted the happiest city in America. While there, the Howards try to uncover the secrets of this mecca of merriment. (S2, E05) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
23:00Bad Robots This episode sees a tourist information machine feed eager tourists a load of nonsense, and Digi-Photomatic sets about pushing the sales of additional extras. (S1, E05) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey in many accents, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) 
01:00South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
01:30South Park Timmy! 2000 The boys copy Timmy's behaviour (who has ADD) in order to get out of doing homework. Timmy is heading for rock stardom - but not if Phil Collins has anything to do with it! (S4, E03) 
02:00South Park Quintuplets 2000 After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E04) 
02:30South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
03:00South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E06) 
03:25South Park Chef Goes Nanners Chef and Uncle Jimbo go head-to-head over South Park's racist flag but the townsfolk aren't fussed either way. Will the flag be made PC? Not if the KKK have a say! (S4, E07) 
03:50South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger Cartman is convinced that his dream is a sign from God, so corrals the boys into making a boyband called "Fingerbang". He's not happy when Wendy joins! (S4, E08) 
04:15Two And A Half Men I Merely Slept With a Commie Evelyn exacts a peculiar revenge when Alan and Charlie are rude to her. Meanwhile, Jake develops an interesting new way of speaking. (S4, E17) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2): Despite Judith and Alan's disapproval of their relationship, Charlie and Myra continue their relationship. Could Alan get lucky at Herb and Judith's wedding? (S4, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.