This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, January 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
08:35The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
09:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
09:30The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
10:00Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
10:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
11:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
11:30Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
12:00Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
12:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
15:00Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
15:30Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
16:00Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. (S1, E11) 
16:30Scrubs My Blind Date J.D. and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. (S1, E12) 
17:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
19:00Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
19:30Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
20:00Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
20:30Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
21:00New: Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; More Ebola reaction, Ed Miliband's terrible week, Michael Jackson, and British sperm. (S9, E03) 
21:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Yvette Fielding, David Walliams, Reginald D. Hunter & Phil Spencer. (S8, E05) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
23:00The Cleveland Show Gone with the Wind Donna becomes angry when Cleveland experiences unexpected grief at his ex-wife Loretta's funeral. (S1, E17) 
23:30The Cleveland Show Brotherly Love Cleveland begins pimping out Terry for bachelorette parties as a "cable guy. (S1, E18) 
00:00Da Ali G Show Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove and interviews a special agent of the DEA about drugs. Borat provides a guide to American hobbies. (S2, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
01:30South Park Red Hot Catholic Love When the boys are asked whether Father Maxi has ever put anything in their butts, Cartman reasons it could be possible to poo from the mouth if you eat with your bum! (S6, E08) 
02:00South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
02:30The Cleveland Show Gone with the Wind Donna becomes angry when Cleveland experiences unexpected grief at his ex-wife Loretta's funeral. (S1, E17) 
03:00The Cleveland Show Brotherly Love Cleveland begins pimping out Terry for bachelorette parties as a "cable guy. (S1, E18) 
03:25South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
03:50South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Fish in a Drawer: In this spoof episode of 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', a team from CSI investigates a death that occurred at Charlie's house during Evelyn & Teddy's wedding reception. (S5, E17) 
04:35Two And A Half Men If My Hole Could Talk While Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment, Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie, an older woman who writes self-help books. Alan has his own eye on her. (S5, E18) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.