This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, November 14 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air PSAT Pstory Will and Carleton take the PSATs with surprising results, while Geoffrey is up for his annual raise - what will happen if he doesn't get one? (S2, E04) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 2): The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant only to find out that they must share a table with an annoying family, the Tylers. (S2, E17) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Double Date Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies. (S2, E18) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Drug Testing Dwight finds a leftover joint in the parking lot, and begins an investigation to find the owner. After no one confesses, he schedules a drug test. (S2, E20) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Conflict Resolution Michael learns that Toby keeps files detailing the complaints employees have made against each other. Angry they have not been resolved, Michael reads them out loud... (S2, E21) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shannon and Katrina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E07) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Yazmin Oukhellou and James Lock to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E07) 
21:00Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now? Josh Widdicombe performs at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. Josh's frustrations are still bubbling over, from his overflowing shower to his contactless card. 
22:00New: Rob Delaney's Stand Up... ...Central. Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Suzi Ruffell headlines with support from Rob Auton. (S1, E06) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Gemma and Arg to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E01) 
23:00New: You're the Worst Born Dead Gretchen makes an attempt to reconnect with her old group of friends by throwing herself a party. Jimmy does his best to affirm his belief that babies are for friends. (S2, E03) 
23:30New: You're the Worst All About That Paper Jimmy spends the day with an eccentric author. Gretchen deals with a work crisis. Edgar discovers the magic of improv. And Lindsay gets served with divorce papers. (S2, E04) 
00:00The Office (U.S.) Drug Testing Dwight finds a leftover joint in the parking lot, and begins an investigation to find the owner. After no one confesses, he schedules a drug test. (S2, E20) 
00:30The Office (U.S.) Conflict Resolution Michael learns that Toby keeps files detailing the complaints employees have made against each other. Angry they have not been resolved, Michael reads them out loud... (S2, E21) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as receptionists, try not to laugh at ridiculous names given to them on a list, and then compete to give away strange items as a reward for returning their "lost" wallet. (S11, E12) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker's grandma dated a Batman villain? How do you make a vibrating briefcase? And why did the rest of the guys say no to holding Joe's new-born baby girl? (S2, E24) 
02:00South Park The Death of Eric Cartman Everyone decides to ignore Cartman! He is convinced he is dead and must find peace by making amends for his past sins. Will Butters' 'psychic ability' help him? (S9, E06) 
02:30South Park Erection Day Jimmy is worried that his constant erection may stop him winning the South Park Elementary Talent Show. Solution? Intercourse with the delectable Nut-Gobbler might just do it. (S9, E07) 
03:00South Park Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
03:25The Cleveland Show The Blue, the Gray and the Brown After he is tricked into defending a statue honoring a slave owner, Cleveland vows to get revenge. (S2, E15) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Gilmore Girls Hay Bale Maze During Stars Hollow's annual Spring Fling festival, a huge hay bale maze leads to a chance encounter for Luke and Lorelai. (S7, E18) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.