This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, October 30 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle: Halloween Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
08:35The Middle: Halloween Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
09:00The Middle: Halloween Halloween III - The Driving: The Hecks get quite the scare when Sue receives her learner's permit. Brick undergoes an unexpected transformation when he eats too much Halloween candy. (S4, E06) 
09:30The Middle: Halloween Halloween IV - The Ghost Story: It's Halloween at the house! Sue has a sleepover with her fellow Wrestlerettes, they have a seance, and Sue see's the Santa Maria sail across the living room! (S5, E05) 
10:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
11:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
11:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
12:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
12:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
15:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
15:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Samba Story Jay is dissatisfied with how she and Michael spend their nights out and so signs them up for Samba lessons; Michael doesn't take kindly to Jay flirting with her instructor. (S3, E04) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Diary of a Mad Teen: Jay "accidentally" reads Claire's diary. Meanwhile, Michael temporarily goes blind and Junior betrays him to go to a girl named Alicia's house. (S3, E05) 
17:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
17:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
18:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
18:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
19:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
19:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
20:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
20:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Stuart Hall, UKIP, the world's largest jigsaw, stink bombs, fancy-dress pirates, pensioners in space, and a world without cats. (S8, E03) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside.. Jokes. See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
23:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on Runaway Rockaway, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S1, E01) 
23:30South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 21 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever. 
00:00Rick and Morty Anatomy Park On a special Christmas episode, Rick and Morty try to save the life of a homeless man. Meanwhile, Jerry's parents visit, and the family bonds. (S1, E03) 
00:30New: Workaholics Bianca Toro The guys try to get rid of a motivational speaker when she begins interfering with a beloved office awards show. (S7, E09) 
01:00A Haunted House Film Young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) have just moved into their dream home. As they settle in, they learn that they're not alone... Parody of "found footage" movies. (2013) 
02:40TripTank Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future. (S2, E03) 
03:05Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. My Father The Zero: Grover's house gets shaken up when his long-lost father returns, and Milk and Jamal start going to a Koren spa in the hopes of getting a happy ending. (S2, E07) 
03:25South Park It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
03:50South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Pilot Charlie is a successful jingle writer in Malibu. His decadent lifestyle turns upside down when his down on his luck brother Alan and his son Jake move in. (S1, E01) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Big Flappy B****rds Charlie finds that Jake doesn't always do as he is told and ends up with a house full of sea gulls. Judith confuses Alan when she initiates a kiss. (S1, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.