This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, December 22 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle: Christmas The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
08:35The Middle: Christmas The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
09:00The Middle: Christmas No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
09:30The Middle: Christmas A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
10:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
11:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
11:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
12:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
12:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
14:00Friends: Christmas The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
14:30Friends: Christmas The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
15:00Friends: Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
15:30Friends: Christmas The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
16:00Friends: Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:30Friends: Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
17:00Friends: Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
17:30Friends: Christmas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
18:00Friends: Christmas The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
18:30Friends: Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
19:00Friends: Christmas The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
19:30Friends: Christmas The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Brian and Emma will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E12) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Christmas God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Bob inherits a storage unit from a dead relative, and finds a mentally-disturbed man inside who claims that he was once a clothing store mannequin! (S3, E09) 
22:00South Park: Christmas Red Sleigh Down Cartman's 'naughty or nice' accountant informs him that he has been too bad to earn his Christmas gift. All aboard Mr Hankey's Poo-Choo train for a trip to the North Pole! (S6, E17) 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Ricksy Business Beth and Jerry head off on a romantic getaway that involves a reenactment of the movie Titanic. Rick and Summer throw a huge intergalactic house party. (S1, E11) 
23:00The Daily Show's The Yearly Show This special wraps up the year that was and takes a look back on some of The Daily Show's favourite stories and newsworthy moments of 2017 in tech, sports, social issues, and more. 
00:00Da Ali G Show Ali interviews John Humphrys, presents his home shopping channel, QVG, and helps Travis give 'Why Does It Always Rain on Me?' an urban twist, while Borat learns about British comedy. (S1, E05) 
00:35Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in South Carolina, where they have joined the Knights of Destruction, an All-American Demolition Derby, who find new and insane ways to smash up cars. (S1, E05) 
01:00New: TripTank Bethiffer tracks down terrorists at the mall, the aliens use a sound machine with unintended consequences on Jeff, and the "Suck It, Gary!" guys prank Gary at a water park. (S2, E11) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Special Out of Office 2017 Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in current affairs. 
02:00South Park: Christmas Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo The Mayor decides to impose a holiday theme which won't offend anybody. Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey (a singing Christmas poo) exists. (S1, E09) 
02:30South Park: Christmas Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! Cartman's Uncle Howard escapes from prison with another inmate, Charlie Manson. The boys want to go see Mr Hankey at the mall but no one will take them. (S2, E16) 
03:00South Park: Christmas Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
03:25South Park: Christmas A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:50South Park: Christmas It's Christmas In Canada A law is passed in Canada, meaning poor lil' Ike must return to his biological parents. The boys set out to stop this but who is the evil mastermind behind the law? (S7, E15) 
04:15Two And A Half Men: Christmas Santa's Village Of The Damned Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts beefing up the boys, all the while creating a nest in their home and slowly taking over! (S3, E11) 
04:35Two And A Half Men: Christmas Walnuts and Demerol As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve with his date, people keep dropping in until Charlie finds himself hosting an unplanned party. Jake discovers egg nog. (S4, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.