This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, March 30 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Lunch J.D. and Dr. Cox run into annoying, formerly suicidal, patient Jill Tracy - but is she really better now? Elliot & Carla do a little investigating into The Todd and his sexuality. (S5, E20) 
08:35Scrubs My Fallen Idol Carla persuades everyone to rally around a despondent Dr. Cox, after three of his patients die because of his mistake - everyone except J.D. that is... (S5, E21) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Harassed a Reporter Earl tries to make amends with a television reporter, Nicole, whose career went down after reporting false news that Earl and the gang had given. (S2, E19) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Two Balls, Two Strikes Richard Chubby dies, bringing Little Chubby to town to take over the family business. Earl tries to cross an item off his list and learns the meaning of sacrifice. (S2, E20) 
10:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
11:00Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
11:30Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
12:00Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
12:30Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
13:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
13:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
14:00Friends: Season 10 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
14:30Friends: Season 10 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
15:00Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
16:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
16:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
17:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
17:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
18:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 10 The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dan and Jade will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E02) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
21:00Live At The Apollo '8 Out of 10 Cats' team captain Sean Lock is our host tonight at The Apollo. Romesh Ranganathan and Marcus Brigstocke join him. (S9, E03) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
22:30Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
23:00South Park Imaginationland - Episode II: The government are holding Stan and Kyle captive, to find out how they got into Imaginationland. Butters is in trouble with evil creatures like Snarf! (S11, E11) 
23:30South Park Imaginationland - Episode III: Stan and Butters are stuck in Imaginationland fighting for their lives, the Pentagon are readying a nuke, but more importantly Cartman wants his b***s sucked! (S11, E12) 
00:00Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Film Unlikely gigolo Deuce Bigalow (Rob Schneider) resumes his sex-related antics when his friend and former pimp, T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin), invites him to Amsterdam. (2005) 
01:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Rosie Perez, talking about her brand new NBC musical drama series "Rise". The series is inspired by the book "Drama High" by Michael Sokolove. 
02:20South Park The Magic Bush Cartman and Butters spy on Craig's mum using a drone. When the recording they made goes viral on the internet, the people of South Park decide an army of drones is needed! (S18, E05) 
02:45South Park Freemium Isn't Free The Canadian government is making money from a "free" Terrance & Phillip app. No one told Terrance and Phillip! Meanwhile, Randy discovers Stan is addicted to the game! (S18, E06) 
03:05South Park Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
03:30My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
03:50My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Pilot Charlie is a successful jingle writer in Malibu. His decadent lifestyle turns upside down when his down on his luck brother Alan and his son Jake move in. (S1, E01) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Big Flappy B****rds Charlie finds that Jake doesn't always do as he is told and ends up with a house full of sea gulls. Judith confuses Alan when she initiates a kiss. (S1, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.