This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, April 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Dumb Luck Carla and Elliot try to round up support to fight against Dr. Kelso's forced retirement. J.D. and Turk accidentally figure out one of Dr. Cox's patient's mystery ailments. (S7, E09) 
08:35Scrubs My Waste of Time Dr. Cox discovers it is not all plain sailing as top doctor at Sacred Heart, Elliot and J.D. seek out a former patient, and the Janitor encourages Ted to be more assertive. (S7, E10) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Gospel Earl tries to return a stolen church organ to a preacher (formerly a "gangsta" known as "Hash Brown"), but finds he's on the list more than once. Joy accidentally kidnaps Catalina. (S4, E24) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 1): News show Inside Probe investigates the disappearance of the Crab Shack's owner, thinking that he was abducted by aliens. Several Camden residents become suspects. (S4, E25) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Love and War and Snow It's snowing, and Lorelai is giddy. She runs into Max in Stars Hollow, and invites him back to her place. But they run into someone unexpected when they get there. (S1, E08) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
14:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
15:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
15:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
18:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
18:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
19:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
19:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shane and Lee will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E06) 
20:30Bad Robots Con-Struct-a-Bear is back to give parents a teddy with a twist, while Digi-Photomatic is busy defacing images of poor unsuspecting users as they attempt to get new passport photos. (S1, E06) 
21:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
22:00New: The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is back! Recorded live in his basment every week, join him and his celebrity guests for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! 
22:30Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and Ninette arrive Naples, Florida - voted the happiest city in America. While there, the Howards try to uncover the secrets of this mecca of merriment. (S2, E05) 
23:00New: You're the Worst Equally Dead Inside When Jimmy is upset after receiving a package in the mail from his father, he opens up emotionally to Gretchen, which completely freaks Gretchen out. (S1, E07) 
23:30New: You're the Worst Finish Your Milk Gretchen claims to be out of town visiting her parents, but her parents turn out to actually be in town visiting her. Jimmy worries that she's hiding him from her parents. (S1, E08) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:30South Park Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
02:00South Park The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a 'Raging P***ies' show but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
02:30South Park It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
03:00South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
03:25South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
03:50Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Anteaters, They're Just Crazy-Lookin' Charlie loses a woman he is dating to a young, handsome handyman, working on his house. Charlie will have his revenge! Enrique Iglesias guest-stars. (S4, E23) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Prostitutes and Gelato Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy, invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet. Robert Wagner guest-stars. (S4, E24) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.