This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, January 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Yelling Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) 
08:35The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
09:00The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
09:30The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
10:00Friends The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
10:30Friends The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
11:00Friends The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
11:30Friends The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
12:00Friends The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
12:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser faces their fears in an elevator ride. (S1, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; one prankster attends a rodeo. (S1, E09) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
14:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
15:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
15:30Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
16:00Scrubs My Student After finishing their first year as interns, J.D., Elliot and Turk move up the hierarchy and eagerly await the arrival of new medical students to do their dirty work. (S1, E17) 
16:30Scrubs My Tuscaloosa Heart J.D. must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr. Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott discovers Dr. Kelso's mysterious musical past. (S1, E18) 
17:00Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
17:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
17:55Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
18:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
18:55Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
19:30Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
20:30Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
21:00Role Models Film Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps (Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott) to enroll in a Big Brother program. They're paired with a teenager and a foul-mouthed fifth-grader. (2008) 
23:00The Cleveland Show Cleveland Live! When Cleveland and Donna attempt to celebrate their anniversary, their unruly kids and disruptive friends get in their way. (S2, E02) 
23:30The Cleveland Show How Cleveland Got His Groove Back After his confidence is shattered, Cleveland vows to find his mojo again, and decides that a family vacation to Africa will do the trick. (S2, E03) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser faces their fears in an elevator ride. (S1, E08) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; one prankster attends a rodeo. (S1, E09) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is P.K. Subban, National Hockey League player for the Nashville Predators. 
01:30South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
02:00Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
02:30The Cleveland Show Cleveland Live! When Cleveland and Donna attempt to celebrate their anniversary, their unruly kids and disruptive friends get in their way. (S2, E02) 
03:00The Cleveland Show How Cleveland Got His Groove Back After his confidence is shattered, Cleveland vows to find his mojo again, and decides that a family vacation to Africa will do the trick. (S2, E03) 
03:25South Park My Future Self 'n' Me: After meeting his failed self from the future, Stan decides to avoid drink and drugs - but why does Butters also have a good-for-nothing future self staying with him? (S6, E16) 
03:50South Park Cancelled The boys get a sense of deja vu as Cartman again has an anal probe, but they soon realise they're actually stuck in some kind of re-run - Earth is just a reality show for aliens! (S7, E01) 
04:15Two And A Half Men The Flavin' and the Mavin': Charlie just can't help himself. After giving Alan a lift to work, the lothario winds up dating his brother's receptionist. This means trouble for Alan! (S6, E04) 
04:35Two And A Half Men A Jock Strap In Hell The guys bump into Jake's old teacher who lost her job after a fling with Charlie and is now a stripper. Charlie tries to help her out but things spiral out of control. (S6, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.