This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, October 27 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
08:35The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
09:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
09:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22) 
10:00Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
10:30Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
11:30Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
12:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
14:00Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
14:30Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
15:00Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
15:30Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
16:00My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 2): Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting. (S3, E02) 
16:30My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 3): A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought... (S3, E03) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
17:30Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
18:30Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
19:00Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hazen and Alicia will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E04) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Halloween Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Halloween Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
22:00New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 21 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever. 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Anatomy Park On a special Christmas episode, Rick and Morty try to save the life of a homeless man. Meanwhile, Jerry's parents visit, and the family bonds. (S1, E03) 
23:00New: TripTank Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future. (S2, E03) 
23:30Scary Movie Film A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Features Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, and Carmen Electra. (2000) 
01:10New: Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. My Father The Zero: Grover's house gets shaken up when his long-lost father returns, and Milk and Jamal start going to a Koren spa in the hopes of getting a happy ending. (S2, E07) 
01:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Miles Teller (of Whiplash fame) and actor-turned-director Jason Hall, talking about their post-war drama Thank You For The Service. 
02:10Hood Adjacent James brings actor Jazmyn Simon into the studio to explain "Black Girl Magic", a phrase that describes the phenomenon of black women triumphing in a society where the odds are against them. (S1, E08) 
02:40South Park Fort Collins D***oSchwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past. (S20, E06) 
03:05South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
03:30South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
03:50South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
04:15Two And A Half Men A Chic Bar in Ibiza After thinking about the proposal, Alan agrees to marry Walden. They break the news to their mothers, Berta and Jenny - who are all just a little bit shocked! (S12, E02) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Glamping in a Yurt: Walden and Alan are scheduled to meet with a social worker about adopting a child - will they be able to sell their being a gay couple? Lyndsey might complicate things. (S12, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.