This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, June 30 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
08:35Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
09:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
09:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
10:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
10:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
11:00Space Cowboys Film When a retired engineer (Clint Eastwood) is asked to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates (incl. Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland) accompany him into space. (2000) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
15:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
15:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
16:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
17:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
17:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
19:00The Three Musketeers Film The hot-headed young D'Artagnan and three former legendary Musketeers must unite to defeat the treacherous Milady De Winter (Milla Jovovich) and Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz). (2011) 
21:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
22:00South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Film When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada. (1999) 
23:40South Park Elementary School Musical When the all-singing and dancing musical craze hits South Park, the boys must embrace it or relinquish their popularity. Will they stick to their guns? (S12, E13) 
00:05South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
00:35South Park: 6 Days To Air Go behind the scenes at South Park Studios with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and see how an episode is created - in just six days. Enter the world of animation and all-nighters! 
01:35South Park Red Hot Catholic Love When the boys are asked whether Father Maxi has ever put anything in their butts, Cartman reasons it could be possible to poo from the mouth if you eat with your anus! (S6, E08) 
02:00South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
02:30South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
03:00South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
03:25South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
03:50Tez Ilyas: Comedy Central Live Brilliant live comedy tonight from Tez Ilyas as he joins Comedy Central Live to record his own special at our real-life comedy club in the heart of London. 
04:10Most Ridiculous Balls Ups Get your gameface on as Greg James takes us through the funniest sporting virals. So warm yourself up for dizzy batsmen, football fails, gym disasters, and loads of brilliant balls ups. (S3, E12) 
04:35Most Ridiculous Families Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.