This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, December 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
08:35Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
09:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
09:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
10:00Big Daddy Film Adam Sandler stars as the irresponsible man-child Sonny Koufax who 'borrows' his roommate's son to prove to his girlfriend how mature he is, with surprising results. (1999) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Christmas The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
15:00Gremlins 2: The New Batch Film The Gremlins are back, and this time they're out to take control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper. Goofy and satirical chaos ensues! Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates star. (1990) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
19:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
20:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
20:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
21:00Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At... ...The O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! 
22:00Bad Boys Film Two hip detectives (Will Smith and Martin Lawrence) protect a witness to a murder while investigating a case of stolen heroin from the evidence storage room at their police precinct. (1995) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Christmas The jokers thrill a live theatre audience with holiday-themed games and compete to determine who will make the best Santa. The hair-raising punishment is almost too much for the Jokers to bear! 
01:30Key & Peele President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08) 
02:00South Park Christmas #HappyHolograms (2): Still burning over Ike calling him a Grandpa, Kyle teams up with some stars (including Bill Cosby!) to create the most extravagant televised Holiday Spectacular ever! (S18, E10) 
02:30South Park Christmas Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo The Mayor decides to impose a holiday theme which won't offend anybody. Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey (a singing Christmas poo) exists. (S1, E09) 
03:00South Park Christmas Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! Cartman's Uncle Howard escapes from prison with another inmate, Charlie Manson. The boys want to go see Mr Hankey at the mall but no one will take them. (S2, E16) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Christmas Die Semi-Hard While staging their own live nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. (S3, E07) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Christmas Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry Cleveland discovers that the food served at the local homeless shelter is much better than it is at home, so he pretends to be homeless so he can eat there. (S4, E06) 
04:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas I, Ooh, Baby, Baby Hilary is ecstatic when her show is scheduled for national broadcast. She thinks her life will be complete when it airs, but soon realizes she wants something more. (S6, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.