This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, December 19 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
08:35The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
09:00The Middle Thanksgiving III Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, invite the Hecks to spend Thanksgiving at their house. However, the festivities begin to fall apart quickly... (S3, E10) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving IV Frankie's bickering parents come for Thanksgiving, Axl's football comeback may be postponed, Sue's mascot head is stolen, and Brick is fascinated by a new book. (S4, E08) 
10:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
10:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
11:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
12:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
14:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
15:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Jr.'s Cartoon When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled "My Wife and Kid" - based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the family - it catches some attention. (S5, E21) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Michael's Sandwich Under a time deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. (S5, E22) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
17:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
18:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
18:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
19:00Friends: Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
19:30Friends: Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
20:00Friends: Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
20:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
21:00New: The Middle The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
21:30New: Life In Pieces College Stealing Santa Caroling Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. (S1, E11) 
22:00Lip Sync Battle UK: Christmas... ...Special. Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace perform Christmas classics plus tunes by Pink and Flo Rida. Also featured a special guest appearance from Johnny Vegas. 
22:30New: Lip Sync Battle Dustin Lynch and Cassadee Pope spread some country cheer by kicking off the holidays with a battle for the LSB belt. (S3, E07) 
23:00New: Broad City Friendiversary Ilana sends Abbi on an epic friendiversary scavenger hunt, and the girls risk everything to bring an apparent murderer to justice. (S4, E10) 
23:30Bad Education: Christmas Special Christmas Special When the class cannot decide on 'The Nutcracker' or 'Robocop' for the end of term Christmas play, Alfie writes 'Robocracker'! Will casting school bully Grayson prove wise? (S2, E07) 
00:05Rhod Gilbert And The Award... ...Winning Mince Pie: Rhod Gilbert tells the hilarious story of how a chance encounter with a mince pie at a motorway service station finally sent him over the edge. Observational humour at it's best! 
01:05Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
01:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
02:00South Park A Nightmare On Face Time Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place. (S16, E12) 
02:30South Park A Scause For Applause Rocked by the news of drug use by an icon, the boys join with the rest of the nation and remove their yellow wristbands. Except for Stan. It's time to make a stand. (S16, E13) 
03:00South Park Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its core! Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse buys the rights to Star Wars. (S16, E14) 
03:25South Park Let Go, Let Gov Cartman is enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on America. Time to go undercover and broadcast their shocking secret over a new (and rudely named) website! (S17, E01) 
03:50South Park Informative Murder Porn Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching 'murder porn' - time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals! (S17, E02) 
04:15Two And A Half Men: Christmas Walnuts and Demerol As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve with his date, people keep dropping in until Charlie finds himself hosting an unplanned party. Jake discovers egg nog. (S4, E11) 
04:35Two And A Half Men: Christmas Warning, It's Dirty Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. What could go wrong? Legendary writer/director Carl Reiner guest-stars. (S7, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.