This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, October 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
08:35Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
09:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
09:30Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
10:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
10:30Michael McIntyre's Big Show Premier League legend Alan Shearer hands over his phone in Celebrity Send To All. Stereophonics and Jessie J also feature. (S3, E03) 
11:30Ella Enchanted Film Ella (Anne Hathaway) is under a spell to be constantly obedient, a fact she must hide from her new step-family in order to protect the prince of the land (Hugh Dancy), for whom she's falling. (2004) 
13:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
14:05Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
14:40Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
15:15Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
15:45Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
16:15Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
16:40Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
17:10Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
17:40Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
18:10Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
18:40Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
19:10Hot Pursuit Film An uptight and by-the-book cop (Reese Witherspoon) tries to protect the outgoing widow (Sofía Vergara) of a drug boss as they race through Texas pursued by crooked cops and murderous gunmen. (2015) 
21:00Sweet Home Alabama Film A young woman (Reese Witherspoon) who's reinvented herself as a New York socialite must return home to Alabama to obtain a divorce from her husband (Josh Lucas), after years of separation. (2002) 
23:05Chris Ramsey: Just Happy To Get... ...Out The House. Expect fatherhood, following your dreams, being a gentleman, the slow pain of death and the slow pain of slow cookers as Chris tries to navigate the rights and wrongs of life. 
00:05Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and Ninette are in Tokyo but ignoring the usual tourist traps. They're meeting some magical maids, renting some mates and Russell goes to work at one of Tokyo's infamous Host Clubs (S4, E03) 
01:05South Park vs. Technology AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
01:35South Park vs. Technology Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
01:00South Park vs. Technology Guitar Queer-o Stan & Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13) 
01:30South Park vs. Technology You Have 0 Friends Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04) 
02:00Lip Sync Battle Latin heartthrob Prince Royce and singer/internet sensation Lele Pons heat things up on the LSB stage as they compete for the coveted championship belt. (S5, E09) 
02:25Lip Sync Battle It's a Real Housewives... franchise special as Ramona Singer and Melissa Gorga step into the arena for an action-packed competition, but only one will emerge a champion. (S4, E13) 
02:50Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
03:10Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
03:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
03:55Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12)