This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, March 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Cabbage (part 1): J.D. tries relentlessly to get rid of Keith while sticking up for his favourite intern "Cabbage". The Janitor attempts to keep a pet bird in the hospital. (S5, E12) 
08:35Scrubs My Five Stages (part 2): J.D. and Dr. Cox surprisingly turn to each other for support as they face losing their favourite patient. The Janitor and Ted team up to give Dr. Kelso what for. (S5, E13) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
09:30My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
14:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
16:008 Simple Rules Vanity Unfair Bridget gets an audition for a car commercial, but gets rejected. This causes Bridget to lose her confidence in herself. Jim goes to reprimand the project leader. (S3, E10) 
16:308 Simple Rules Princetown Girl C.J. doesn't want to share the room with Jim anymore, so Jim agrees to move to the "scary" attic if C.J. manages to spend one night alone there. (S3, E11) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
17:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
21:00New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What were the Jokers most nervous about for their very first live, televised event? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Joe and Q to find out! Season finale. (S2, E26) 
22:00New: Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum head to Portland, Oregon where cannabis is legal to use recreationally. As their trip quite literally goes to pot, will Ninette have a go on the demon weed? (S2, E01) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with the guys to find out! (S2, E07) 
23:00Bad Robots Student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present, drivers battle with a parking ticket machine, and a automated painting assistant decides to help a decorator. (S1, E01) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Janice Dickinson, Rhod Gilbert, Lauren Laverne and David Walliams. (S9, E07) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Tom Jones, pant throwing and RnB music with a West Country edge. His guests are Kiri Pritchard Maclean and James Acaster. (S2, E04) 
01:00South Park Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
01:30South Park Jewpacabra With Passover and Easter coinciding Eric tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme backfires. (S16, E04) 
02:00South Park Butterballs With bullying reaching crazy proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video for school. Will this help Butters deal with his unusual source of terror? (S16, E05) 
02:30South Park I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining The boys are excited to be going ziplining in the forest but boring tourists, tummy troubles and herpes get in the way! Featuring a special guest star. (S16, E06) 
03:00South Park Cartman Finds Love Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. (S16, E07) 
03:25South Park Sarcastaball Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might get what you wish for. (S16, E08) 
03:50South Park Raising The Bar Cartman finally accepts he's more than just "big boned", entering the world of the obese and reality TV. Can James Cameron save us all from this lowering of standards? (S16, E09) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Family, Bubl?, Deep-fried Turkey: It's Christmas time and Rose comes over and offers her help. Louis doesn't believe in Santa, so Walden and Alan decide to prove Santa exists. (S12, E08) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey When Alan and Herb run into Lyndsey at a yoga class, Herb is interested - will he break the "bro code"? Meanwhile, Walden and Laurel attempt to have sex... (S12, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.