This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, April 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
08:35Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
09:00Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
09:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
10:00Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
10:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete embarks on a new relationship with an older woman. Sharon is having trouble organizing an office Christmas party. (S2, E12) 
11:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete is put in charge of watching Michael after school, which is fine, until he asks Berg to do it for a day. (S2, E13) 
11:30Wild Child Film Young Poppy (Emma Roberts) has everything her credit cards can buy, and a spoiled attitude to match. When her father ships her off to boarding school in England, Poppy meets her match. (2008) 
13:25Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
13:55Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
14:30Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
14:55Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
15:30Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
16:00Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
16:30Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
17:00Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
17:35Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
18:05Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
18:40Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
20:45John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
21:00Little Fockers Film Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) wants to appoint a successor. Does son-in-law Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) have what it takes? Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman, and Barbra Streisand star. (2010) 
23:00Mean Girls Film Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) is a hit with The Plastics, the elite clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George. (2004) 
01:00The Comedy Bus Kiri Pritchard-McLean takes her five comedian friends on the Comedy Bus to a remote part of north Wales, where she wants to show them that country life is best. (S1, E03) 
01:30South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
02:00South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
02:30South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
03:00South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
03:25South Park Tegridy Farms Kyle is shocked to discover Butters is selling all kinds of fruity-flavoured vapes to the kindergarten kids. Randy is sick of city life - only hemp farming can cure this! (S22, E04) 
03:45Bob's Burgers The Fresh Princ-ipal Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be Principal for a Day. Teddy attempts to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers. (S9, E15) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.