This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, August 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Michael's Garden Michael's doctor wants him to undergo a colonoscopy but Michael is reluctant to do so; meanwhile Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her report on whaling for her. (S2, E06) 
08:35My Wife And Kids He Heard, She Heard Michael overhears Claire's plans to sneak out to a party she was forbidden to go to and plots a scheme to catch her out. (S2, E07) 
09:00The US Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2): Michael, believing the personal touch is more important than technology, leaves with Dwight to present food gift baskets to seven former clients. (S4, E04) 
09:30The US Office Launch Party (Part 1): As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party. (S4, E05) 
10:00The US Office Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
10:30The US Office Money (Part 1): When Jan, now living with Michael in his condominium, forces costly changes in Michael's life, he worries about his financial situation. (S4, E07) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
13:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
13:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
14:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
14:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Michael's Garden Michael's doctor wants him to undergo a colonoscopy but Michael is reluctant to do so; meanwhile Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her report on whaling for her. (S2, E06) 
16:30My Wife And Kids He Heard, She Heard Michael overhears Claire's plans to sneak out to a party she was forbidden to go to and plots a scheme to catch her out. (S2, E07) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
20:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
20:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
21:00The Waterboy Film Raised by his overprotective mother (Kathy Bates), waterboy Bobby Boucher Jr. (Adam Sandler) discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of his college football team. (1998) 
22:55Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
23:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
00:00Friends: The Feels The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
00:30Friends: The Feels The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
01:00The Cleveland Show Pilot Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he marries Donna Tubbs. (S1, E01) 
01:30The Cleveland Show Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to a daddy/daughter dance at school but his his hopes of establishing a bond are scuppered. (S1, E02) 
02:00The Cleveland Show The One About Friends Cleveland tries to pair up Cleveland Jr. with Lester's son, Ernie, but things backfire when Child Services puts Ernie in a foster home. (S1, E03) 
02:30New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens pay tribute to one of the greatest stars of all time in Cher The Unauthorised Rusical! Andrew Rannels and Billy Eichner guest judge. (S10, E08) 
03:50New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! The queens personalities sparkle as they untuck; discussing this week's challenge and who they believe shined the brightest. (S10, E08) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.