This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, December 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Fagmalion Part Two - Attack of the Clones: Will and Jack continue their campaign to adapt Karen's awkward cousin to his new way of life. (S5, E14) 
08:35Will & Grace Homojo Jack suffers Karen's wrath when he is seduced into friendship with her rival, who has set up house with Karen's ex-husband. Will and Grace try to re-connect their lagging friendship. (S5, E15) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 1): As the Banks kids prepare to leave home, Will realizes that he has no plans for his future. Will looks for an apartment, but to no avail. (S6, E23) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 2): As members of the Banks family and Geoffrey prepare for their moves, Will tries to pretend that he also has big plans for moving forward. Last ever episode. (S6, E24) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys play matchmakers at the food court of a mall, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person. (S12, E09) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys play the "Laugh Man Standing" challenge in a waiting room, and team up as customers at a chicken restaurant. The punishment involves a Broadway concert. (S12, E11) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys survey park-goers at Universal Studios Hollywood, then pose as maintenance workers while answering questions over a walkie-talkie with crazy one liners. (S12, E12) 
11:25Impractical Jokers The guys work as bus boys at Katz's Delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist named Dr. Dexter Scott. (S12, E13) 
11:50Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
12:25Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
14:00Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
14:30Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
15:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
16:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
16:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
17:05Bob's Burgers The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
17:35Bob's Burgers Better Off Sled Louise, Gene and Tina engage in a heated turf war when their usual sledding territory is invaded by a group of angsty teenagers. (S9, E10) 
18:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
18:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
19:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
19:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
20:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
21:00Starsky & Hutch Film In 1970s USA, detectives David Starsky (Ben Stiller) and Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson (Owen Wilson) set out to bust a drug lord (Vince Vaughn) with the help of informant Huggy Bear (Snoop Dogg). (2004) 
23:00Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Comedy... ...Central Live. Its comedy at its raunchiest tonight as Kiri joins Comedy Central Live for her very own special. Kiri takes us through her past relationships and 'micro-cheating' on social media. 
23:30Desiree Burch: Comedy Central Live Tonight's special features an incredible stand-up performance from New Yorker Desiree Burch. She discusses the levels of dating, from nice guys to those who just won't make the wedding photo cut. 
00:00The Cleveland Show Christmas Die Semi-Hard While staging their own live nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. (S3, E07) 
00:30South Park: Park Wars Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its core! Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse buys the rights to Star Wars. (S16, E14) 
01:00South Park: Park Wars Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
01:30South Park: Park Wars Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
02:00South Park: Park Wars Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
02:30South Park: Park Wars Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them. (S11, E10) 
03:00South Park: Park Wars Imaginationland - Episode II: The government are holding Stan and Kyle captive, to find out how they got into Imaginationland. Butters is in trouble with evil creatures like Snarf! (S11, E11) 
03:25South Park: Park Wars Imaginationland- Episode III: Stan and Butters are stuck in Imaginationland fighting for their lives, while Cartman goes all the way to the supreme court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet. (S11, E12) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (W.D. Wheeler in "The Greatest Showman"), talking about his role in the HBO series "Watchmen". 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys survey park-goers at Universal Studios Hollywood, then pose as maintenance workers while answering questions over a walkie-talkie with crazy one liners. (S12, E12) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys work as bus boys at Katz's Delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist named Dr. Dexter Scott. (S12, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.