This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, October 24 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
08:35The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
09:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Back to Summer With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But she may have spoken too soon... (S2, E24) 
09:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
10:00Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
11:00Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
11:30Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
12:00Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
12:30Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
15:00Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
15:30Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Make Over Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their high school. (S2, E25) 
16:30My Wife And Kids The Bowling Show The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling. (S2, E26) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
17:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
18:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
19:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
19:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
20:00Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
20:30Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
21:00New: The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
21:30New: Life In Pieces Interruptus Date Breast Movin' Jen hires a breast-feeding consultant couple, Heather and Tim move to a new home with the help of ex-cons, and Joan attempts a family therapy session. (S1, E02) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Two incredibly talented actresses step into the LSB arena for an action-packed competition, but only one will emerge with the championship belt. (S3, E04) 
22:30Lip Sync Battle: Marvel Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Tonight Clark Gregg (Phil Coulson in 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.') takes on Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter in 'Agent Carter'). (S2, E12) 
23:00New: Broad City Twaining Day Ilana lands a new job at a trendy sushi restaurant, and Abbi finally gets the chance to train Shania Twain. (S4, E02) 
23:30Bad Education Football Match Alfie reveals a hidden 'talent' when a football match between Abbey Grove and his old school approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off or will Middleton's snooty boys win? 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
02:00South Park You're Not Yelping There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E04) 
02:30South Park Safe Space When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) 
03:00South Park Tweek x Craig When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) 
03:25South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
03:50South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Three Fingers of Cr?me De Menthe Walden's masculinity comes into question when he can't change a flat tyre. Time to prove something! Meanwhile, Larry has a shocking revelation for Alan. (S11, E14) 
04:35Two And A Half Men How To Get Rid of Alan Harper Alan is shocked when Larry asks him to be his best man. Lyndsey is mad! Waldon gets suspicious when Nicole pulls out of another date...is she cheating on him? (S11, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.