This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, April 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Blockbusters: BGT Special Dara Briain schools our "Britain's Got Talent" celebrity contestants David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Alesha Dixon as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for charity! (S1, E03) 
08:35Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04) 
09:00Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
09:30Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
10:00Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
10:30Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
11:00Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
11:30Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
12:00Beethoven's 2nd Film The Newtons, helmed by George and Alice, are in for another St. Bernard adventure when their dog, Beethoven, falls in love with fellow canine Missy and makes a family of his own. (1993) 
13:50Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Vacation Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon decides to quit her job but her boss does not want her to and tells her to think it over in Aruba with her friends. (S2, E02) 
14:20Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon and Berg are annoyed when Pete will not let them meet his new girlfriend. (S2, E03) 
14:45Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
15:15Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
15:40Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
16:10Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
16:35Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
17:10Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
17:35Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
18:00Evan Almighty Film God (Morgan Freeman) contacts Congressman Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood. John Goodman, Wanda Sykes, and Jonah Hill co-star. (2007) 
20:00Austin Powers In Goldmember Film Upon learning that his father (Michael Caine) has been kidnapped, Austin Powers (Mike Myers) must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember (also Myers). Beyonce co-stars. (2002) 
21:55Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
23:00The Roast of Donald Trump 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump, faces a gauntlet of celebrity insulters, including Seth MacFarlane, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Cummings, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and more. (2011) 
00:30The Comedy Bus Joel takes the Comedy Bus to his hometown of Rockhampton in Gloucestershire where he shows his bus mates all the local hot spots. Joel's attention soon turns to his old school band days... (S1, E02) 
01:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Tom Jones, pant throwing and RnB music with a West Country edge. His guests are Kiri Pritchard-Mclean and James Acaster. (S2, E04) 
01:30Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker still pitches ideas for new shows to TV networks? What is "corpsing" - and which Joker does it the most? And how long did Sal have to endure his psychic punishment? (S3, E16) 
02:30South Park Stunning and Brave South Park's politically incorrect past catches up with it when the new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his wrath! (S19, E01) 
03:00South Park Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E02) 
03:20South Park The City Part of Town Gentrification hits South Park and Kenny's family take the brunt of it! Mr Kim's City Wok, also suffering, hire Kenny as part of their 'child labour force'! (S19, E03) 
03:45Bob's Burgers Every Which Way but Goose Tina is disheartened when Jimmy Jr. fails to ask her out to prom and begins to develop an unhealthy fixation on a certain goose from a nearby park. (S9, E14) 
04:10Blockbusters: BGT Special Dara Briain schools our "Britain's Got Talent" celebrity contestants David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Alesha Dixon as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for charity! (S1, E03) 
04:35Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.