This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, March 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Own Personal Hell Elliot gets upset with J.D. when he doesn't defend her, Carla resorts to trickery, and Dr. Cox is stuck caring for one of Dr. Kelso's old, miserable friends. (S5, E14) 
08:35Scrubs My Extra Mile J.D. encourages his colleagues to go the extra mile with their patients - though this could well backfire for him. Meanwhile, Elliot showers Keith with stupid gifts. (S5, E15) 
09:00My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Dos): Randy is heartbroken when Catalina's uncle (John Leguizamo) announces that Earl has agreed to marry her so she can get a green card. (S2, E11) 
09:35My Name Is Earl Our "Cops" Is On: The townspeople gather around the Crab Shack's TV to watch an episode of Cops featuring Camden County. But this reveals more problems to add to Earl's list. (S2, E12) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
13:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
16:008 Simple Rules The Sub Bridget has injured her leg in an accident, but tells everyone that Kerry pushed her down the stairs. Principal Gibbs informs C.J. that he can start working as a substitute teacher. (S3, E13) 
16:308 Simple Rules C.J.'s Temptation A stunning younger woman is hanging around with principal Gibb. He introduces her as his "friend" Cheryl. She asks C.J. for some "personal tutoring" - what will C.J. do? (S3, E14) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
20:00New: The Middle Toasted Frankie helps Sue celebrate her 21st birthday, Mike begrudgingly takes Brick to a "Planet Nowhere" convention; and Axl and Hutch make a toast at ex-college roomie Kenny's wedding. (S9, E15) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Soccer Gigi TV Mikey When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him. (S1, E15) 
21:00Live At The Apollo Tonight's host at The Apollo is the hyperactive Russell Kane. Joining him are 'Man Down's Roisin Conaty and the 'Uncle's Nick Helm. (S11, E06) 
22:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
23:00The Chris Ramsey Show Chris welcomes musician Example and the charming comedian Jayde Adams into his basement for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! (S2, E04) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham. (S2, E05) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:30South Park Insecurity The men folk of South Park get mighty angry when a misunderstanding leads them to believe their wives are having affairs. Cartman takes matters into his own hands! (S16, E10) 
02:00South Park Let Go, Let Gov Cartman is enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on America. Time to go undercover and broadcast their shocking secret over a new (and rudely named) website! (S17, E01) 
02:30South Park Informative Murder Porn Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching 'murder porn' - time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals! (S17, E02) 
03:00South Park World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
03:25South Park Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
03:50South Park Taming Strange Baby Ike starts going through puberty, becoming a real pain-in-the-ass to Kyle - maybe an intervention, Yo Gabba Gabba style, will help! Or will Ike's bad boy ways spread? (S17, E05) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Here I Come, Pants! During a surprise check-up, Ms. McMartin is angered upon realizing Alan and Walden were pretending to be a couple. What will Alan do so that she doesn't take Louis away? (S12, E10) 
04:35Two And A Half Men For Whom the Booty Calls Alan sleeps with Ms. McMartin again. Walden is less than happy. He joins a support group for adoptive fathers so he can vent his concerns, but how will Alan feel? (S12, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.