This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, February 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cased Up Hilary finally meets the man Uncle Phil has wanted her to date, Eric. All is going well until there is a small car accident caused by Will's new car... (S2, E09) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
09:00The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
09:30The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
10:00Wayne's World 2 Film After Wayne (Mike Myers) has a dream in which Jim Morrison tells him to put on a rock concert, he and best buddy Garth (Dana Carvey) try their hand at promoting - build it and they will come! (1993) 
12:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
12:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) The Incentive Robert challenges the Dunder Mifflin staffers to double their sales. Andy decides to create an incentive program, but might end up regretting the promise he makes... (S8, E02) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Lotto The entire warehouse staff quits after winning the lottery, leaving Andy and Darryl to scramble for replacements, while Jim, Kevin, Erin get a taste of the warehouse life. (S8, E03) 
14:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
15:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
15:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
17:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
17:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
18:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
19:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
20:00Friends: The Flashbacks The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
20:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is the perfect place to film a challenge? What happened to the customers after consuming Q's hot dog smoothie? And what almost prevented Sal's stand-up comedy punishment from happening? (S3, E06) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers Bobby Driver Bob drives Edith around town after she persuades him to help with a plot for revenge, meanwhile the children attend a "Great Gatsby"-themed birthday party. (S9, E06) 
22:30Balls of Fury Film A disgraced former ping pong champion is drawn back into the world of high-stakes table tennis to carry out a top-secret mission for the FBI. Christopher Walken and Terry Crews star. (2007) 
00:10New: Broad City Artsy Fartsy Abbi gets invited to a fancy art event at MoMA. Meanwhile, Ilana and Lincoln have a one-year relationship check-in. (S5, E05) 
00:40Brickleberry That Brother's My Father Denzel dates (then marries) Woody's mother, while Connie kidnaps Pat Sajak after blowing her chances at becoming a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. (S3, E04) 
01:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Felicity and Jake will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E02) 
01:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is actor & writer Mark Duplass (Brendan in "The Mindy Project"), talking about his Netflix movie "Paddleton". 
02:10South Park Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
02:40South Park Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send $1 to Afghan children and receive a goat back. When they try to return it an adventure ensues! First episode to air after 9/11. (S5, E09) 
03:10South Park How To Eat With Your Butt It's school photo time. Kenny decides to play a prank by wearing his parka upside down and revealing his buttocks. Cartman decides to take it a step further. (S5, E10) 
03:30Scrubs My Hard Labour J.D.'s girlfriend, Kim, goes into labour just as they begin to question their strength as a couple. The rest of the Sacred Heart team also seem to be having parenting issues. (S7, E02) 
03:50Scrubs My Inconvenient Truth J.D. must deal with an inconvenient truth when Dan returns to town and tells him he has to grow up. The Janitor decides to become an Environmental Officer. (S7, E03) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cased Up Hilary finally meets the man Uncle Phil has wanted her to date, Eric. All is going well until there is a small car accident caused by Will's new car... (S2, E09) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.