This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, July 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
08:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
10:00Scrubs My Old Man As Turk and Elliot prepare to present their joint paper at a medical conference, the interns see themselves in a different light after a visit by their parents. (S1, E19) 
10:30Scrubs My Way or the Highway There are confrontations aplenty at Sacred Heart as J.D. and Turk disagree on a patient's course of treatment, and Kelso and Cox clash over coffee. (S1, E20) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
13:00Gilmore Girls The Fundamental Things Apply Rory decides to try dating but finds it harder than it looks. Lorelai is still adjusting to an empty house and has Luke over to try to fill the gap. (S4, E05) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
15:00Scrubs My Sacrificial Clam A health scare and a run in with a group of playful doctors put J.D.'s relationship with patients in jeopardy. Elliot's new man may give her too much of a good thing. (S1, E21) 
15:30Scrubs My Occurrence (part 1): Brendan Fraser guest stars as Jordan's brother, Ben, a close friend of Dr. Cox, and has come under J.D.'s care as Sacred Heart suffers a series of mix-ups. (S1, E22) 
16:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
16:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
20:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
20:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Brüno gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
23:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What were the Jokers most nervous about for their very first live, televised event? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Joe and Q to find out! Season finale. (S2, E26) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
02:00South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
02:30South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
03:00South Park Royal Pudding After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03) 
03:25South Park T.M.I. After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04) 
03:50South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Funeral Aunt Helen dies and the family prepares for the funeral. Dewey finds a stray kid, Reese tries to bury some evidence with her casket, and Malcolm tries to avoid going altogether! (S1, E11) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Cheerleader Reese is acting weird, and following some misunderstood advice from Malcolm, joins the cheerleader-squad! As a consequence Hal has to have "the talk" with his sons. (S1, E12) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.