This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, July 14 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
09:00Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy Debra pressures Ray into getting a vasectomy, but Ray has another idea. He buys multicolour condoms and leaves them on the kitchen shelf. (S3, E06) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out Robert moves out of Marie and Frank's house to get some privacy. When Ray visits Robert's new home, he notices Robert's landlord's behaviour is similar to Marie and Frank's. (S3, E07) 
11:00The King of Queens Fatty McButter Pants Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. Doug makes up "quirks" for Carrie in an attempt to even the score. (S3, E03) 
11:30The King of Queens Class Struggle Carrie never went to college. Now, she is trying very hard to get back to school and get a good education. But will she be able to balance everything at the same time? (S3, E04) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat Time to Get Ill When Jessica tries to sleep off a bad flu, Louis and the boys splurge on a pricey pay-per-view wrestling match that she would never allow. (S3, E18) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat Driving Miss Jenny Louis worries that Grandma's new motorized wheelchair gives her too much freedom, so he makes it a point to keep a close eye on her. (S3, E19) 
13:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
14:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
15:00Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
15:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
16:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
16:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
17:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
17:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
18:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
19:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
19:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
20:00The Dukes of Hazzard Film Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville), and cousin Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson), and their uncle Jesse, take on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (2005) 
22:00New: Al Murray's Great British... ...Pub Quiz. Al Murray, aided by Shaun Williamson and captains James May and Andy Parsons, oversees a hotly contested pub quiz between The Pub from Essex and The Village from Merseyside. (S1, E02) 
23:00Al Murray: The Only Way Is Epic Broken Britain may be staring into the bottom of an empty pint glass, but don't lose hope - Al Murray, The Pub Landlord, is back to fill it up with a show of epic proportions. 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 The Hawkening Look Who's Hawking Now!: Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant. (S10, E06) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Land of the Loft Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night. (S10, E07) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Paddy McGuinness, Janet Street-Porter, Trisha Goddard, and Lee Mack. (S1, E07) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Scott Capurro, Jayne Middlemiss, Rob Rouse and Johnny Vegas. (S1, E09) 
02:00Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea - what could be the problem? Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. (S7, E09) 
02:30Two And A Half Men: Uncensored That's Why They Call It Ballroom Whilst taking dance lessons, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances. Alan and Jake watch Alan's old wedding video. (S7, E10) 
02:55New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:30Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
03:50Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
04:15Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
04:35Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.